Semi-epic Picard Manuever
Created on: April 23rd, 2006
Semi-epic Picard Manuever

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April 23rd, 2006
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lolololol not 1337!!!
April 23rd, 2006
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Give him a break, he's an old man. Nice contrast from the Geordi Maneuver, though.
April 23rd, 2006
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Truly semi-epic. :p
April 23rd, 2006
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check the end of first contact; Picard is relatively ripped for an old man. And its epic because Picard is the one doing it.
April 23rd, 2006
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that gets a 13, the 37 are lost when he fails to barrel roll.
April 23rd, 2006
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HA
April 23rd, 2006
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Picard has a lot of experience avoiding his garage door.
April 23rd, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHA 5!!!
April 23rd, 2006
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Haha, nice contrast. :D
April 23rd, 2006
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Horrible.
April 23rd, 2006
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f*ck you spotz...jealous much? This is gold wrapped in platinum encrusted with diamonds held and lightly coated with your mom's vaginal juices.
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This comment deserves an award.
April 23rd, 2006
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WIN
April 23rd, 2006
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hahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahaha
April 23rd, 2006
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I'm no Trekkie, but this fad is awesome
April 23rd, 2006
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i smell a fad!
April 23rd, 2006
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Semi-epic maneuvers are even funnier than epic maneuvers!
April 23rd, 2006
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hahah geordi is still the epic master
April 23rd, 2006
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OMG IF YOU GIVE THIS A 1 SOMEONE WILL DOWNVOTE YOU ALERT THE INTERNET
April 23rd, 2006
(-1)
truly mediocre
April 23rd, 2006
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Oh no! The dry ice is melting!
April 23rd, 2006
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Geordi rolls, Picard... ducks?
April 23rd, 2006
(-1)
mehness
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol
April 23rd, 2006
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LOLOLOL!!! Brilliant. 5+++++++
April 23rd, 2006
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lol
April 23rd, 2006
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C'mon guys, HE'S FRENCH! He's lucky to do that. No offense to the French I love your crappy snail foods.
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YES
April 23rd, 2006
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There should definetly be one of these for every member of the Star Trek cast because it's so goddamn hilarious every time.
April 23rd, 2006
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rofl...
April 23rd, 2006
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oh man, if he had done like a f*ckin roll under that - it would have been classic non-stop hilarity lol - 5 :D
April 23rd, 2006
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"OMG IF YOU GIVE THIS A 1 SOMEONE WILL DOWNVOTE YOU ALERT THE INTERNET"______________________________Go wack of to your "furries" porn f*gboy.
April 23rd, 2006
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rolling wouldv'e been too dramatic for picard and it wouldve been so stylish it would've melted our tvs.
April 23rd, 2006
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Ya'll just jealous.
April 23rd, 2006
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Wow, that was indeed Semi-epic. Picard needs more experience with closing doors to pull off something more action-packed.
April 23rd, 2006
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Hahaha.... He tries...
April 23rd, 2006
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HA! Bravo!
April 23rd, 2006
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lol. Semi-epic indeed
April 23rd, 2006
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HAHAHA. Oh man. SO funny
April 23rd, 2006
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looks like hes getting off the SNL stage after a performance
April 23rd, 2006
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i laughed haha
April 23rd, 2006
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haha
April 23rd, 2006
(0)
But Picard has a maneuver already! You still get a 5.
April 23rd, 2006
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FREAKIN PICARD!!!!!!
April 23rd, 2006
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hahahahaha why didn't geordi do that
April 24th, 2006
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Very semi-epic. The title is what makes it great.
April 24th, 2006
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The only thing I like about it is that it's like the geordi one, but lame. Lame on purpose, I mean
April 24th, 2006
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Whoops. Here's your 5
April 25th, 2006
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Great, almost as good as the Epic Geordi
April 25th, 2006
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truly, that was semi epic
April 25th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 26th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. but honestly i think its only funny if youve seen the first. cuz in the first one the wall was falling even SLOWER and he ROLLED. now THAT was FUNNY.
April 26th, 2006
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superbe
April 26th, 2006
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i lol'd
April 26th, 2006
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Damn... you beat me to it!
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Guys he wasn't trying to escape the door, is trying to escape the couple of metric tons of dry ice special-effect C02 that is billowing out from the ceiling. 5.
May 3rd, 2006
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lol, "semi-epic" - i love it
May 3rd, 2006
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lol
May 5th, 2006
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Challenge: use "semi-epic" in a sentance today. Well played.
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semi epic, but a epic lol
May 7th, 2006
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rofl I don't know why this made me laugh so freaking hard hahahaha.
May 7th, 2006
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that isnt very epic
May 10th, 2006
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Lol that lowering door is pure evil! I thought the music was from Konan (the Ahnold movie)
May 10th, 2006
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lol the name made me 5 this
May 10th, 2006
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LOL
May 11th, 2006
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such a half-assed maneuver XD
May 13th, 2006
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Better than Geordi's crap.
May 14th, 2006
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Yeah, there's no need for Geordi's rolling!
May 14th, 2006
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semi-dramatic FTW!
May 17th, 2006
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LOL SEMI-EPIC
May 18th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
May 18th, 2006
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He doesn't need to roll, cause he PLANNED AHEAD with his amazing mind powersss..
May 20th, 2006
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Five for revealing why Picard is overrated. Sisko or Archer would have rolled.
May 20th, 2006
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Slowly closing doors = high score
May 22nd, 2006
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it's funny because he's extremely old.
May 22nd, 2006
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Unlike Geordi he realizes how slow that damn door actually moves. But then again Geordi is BLIND.
May 25th, 2006
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I would be surprised if there was no Epic Picard Maneuver ytmnd of the regular picard maneuver. Infact that was what I was expecting with this : )
May 26th, 2006
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lol
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better than geordi
May 28th, 2006
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man they gotta get those doors fixed
May 31st, 2006
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lol, how many times have they breeched that core?
June 3rd, 2006
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Semi-epic!
June 3rd, 2006
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sweet
June 6th, 2006
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Great parody.
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lol!!!!!!!!!
June 6th, 2006
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Best Epic YTMND ever!
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That was damn funny!
June 12th, 2006
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...Mildly epic...TO THE MAX!!!
June 14th, 2006
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I love it!
June 15th, 2006
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Truely semi-epic. But its ok because Sean is old.
June 16th, 2006
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Lol, Picard's an old bastard
June 17th, 2006
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that was epic
June 18th, 2006
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Lol how epic.. err, semi-epic
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hahahahaa nice one
June 18th, 2006
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Dude, look for a movie called "Safe House" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120051/) -- Patrick Stewart does a couple of f*cking BARREL ROLLS in it.
June 20th, 2006
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hahahahah he is so lame
June 22nd, 2006
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What Geordi should have done...
June 24th, 2006
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5 for being back to basics in a good way :D
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hahahahaha
June 27th, 2006
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Classic.
June 28th, 2006
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lol old man running
June 29th, 2006
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this is so semi-epic that it's not even epic at all
June 29th, 2006
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that wasn't even semi epic... he just ducked under it
June 29th, 2006
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also cocks
July 1st, 2006
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3 for the volume.
July 2nd, 2006
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i remember this ep. pretty clever
July 2nd, 2006
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Picard is smarter than Geordi.
July 7th, 2006
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LMFAO
July 10th, 2006
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LOL couldnt get a barrel roll out of picard
July 12th, 2006
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Picard doesn't need to try. It's his damn ship!
July 12th, 2006
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Haha, like geordi but smart.
July 13th, 2006
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This is fully Epic
July 30th, 2006
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I like how he starts sidestepping well before getting close to the gate
August 2nd, 2006
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is that the episode where it's being scanned or cleaned or something and piccard is stuck on it? +5 when you get back to me
August 5th, 2006
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In-f*cking-creadible
August 6th, 2006
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That is somehow f*cking hilarious.
August 12th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 15th, 2006
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It really is only Semi-epic.
August 15th, 2006
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Semi-Epic wins
August 16th, 2006
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semi-epic? It's picard noob. Anything he does is inherently epic.
August 18th, 2006
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he doesn't need to do a barrel roll because of his incredible response time.
August 23rd, 2006
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lol semi-epic
August 23rd, 2006
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see now this is funny.
August 23rd, 2006
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Yes...YES!
August 26th, 2006
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maybe only quasi-epic even.
August 27th, 2006
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That fits the definition of the fad, it's well executed, therefore, a 5.
September 2nd, 2006
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XD Glad he dodged the SMOKE XD
September 3rd, 2006
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it truley is an epic manuever since he saw that he did not need to roll, and casually ducked.
September 4th, 2006
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dumbass
September 8th, 2006
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that might be semi epic, but the joke is full lol
September 11th, 2006
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this was a potential epic maneuver, but since he didnt tumble or anything, its a 3
September 11th, 2006
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WINNER
September 11th, 2006
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lol he easily made it xD! Startrek for the feint hearted
September 20th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...What Geordie should have done in the firt damn place...show off.
September 22nd, 2006
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Yes, I think Picard is much more qualified to be the captain.
September 29th, 2006
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December 6th, 2006
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Haha
December 24th, 2006
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Tú eres dinero!
January 6th, 2007
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Rouse and bestir themselves ere well awake. Nor did they not perceave the evil plight In which they were, or the fierce pains not feel;
January 12th, 2007
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Wow, that was ALMOST EPIC!
January 28th, 2007
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He could have ran under it without ducking! ftw
January 28th, 2007
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Of course, you're the captain sir, you're entitled.
March 17th, 2007
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thats stupid
March 26th, 2007
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Don't let the door going a centimeter a second hit you on the head as you go out. Best if you duck and do a quick shuffle.
April 14th, 2007
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I don't know why I never commented, these were always funny. I just really wish it didn't start the terrible fad. I even made the first epic site other than yours. Augh.
June 6th, 2007
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LOL! He just runs under it.
December 24th, 2007
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You spelled "maneuver" wrong....
February 29th, 2008
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You can't get much more semi-epic than that!
June 15th, 2009
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Semi-[EPIC] Outputting maximum number of [STARS]
June 27th, 2009
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hhmm he forgot his luggage
August 31st, 2014
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