Columbine Shooter's AOL Profile Fails
Created on: April 27th, 2006
Columbine Shooter's AOL Profile Fails
Eric Harris's AOL Profile, complete with foreshadowing ads.

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April 27th, 2006
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ironic and funny but in bad taste
April 27th, 2006
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DEAD MURDERERS LOL
April 27th, 2006
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It happened 7 years ago, get over it.
April 27th, 2006
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holy frikkin gobbledey hell, look at his computer specs...
April 27th, 2006
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lolz
April 27th, 2006
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roofl i c wut u did thr
April 27th, 2006
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to quote Steven Colbert, "Comedy = Tragedy + Time."
April 27th, 2006
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you have aol, you lose
April 27th, 2006
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lol
April 27th, 2006
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He forgot that one of his hobbies was "being an emo f*g"
April 27th, 2006
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Its more like intel Pentium Pro (1st pentium) w. 8mb of ram i give this a 4 cause intel pentium pro was an okay processor back in '97. no offense.
April 27th, 2006
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Hello. It's called Pentium II! ZIP ZOP ZOOBITY BOP!
April 27th, 2006
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i say it wins at hilarity.
April 27th, 2006
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Three for 8 mb of RAM
April 27th, 2006
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too soon?
April 27th, 2006
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Link please
April 27th, 2006
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it was actually carol burnett who said comedy is tragedy plus time what up colorado
April 27th, 2006
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"ironic and funny but in bad taste" lol it's YTMND
April 27th, 2006
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""ironic and funny but in bad taste" lol it's YTMND " LOL exactly!!
April 27th, 2006
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That was a really slow PC
April 27th, 2006
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STOOPID GOFF KIDZ LISTENIN TO DAT DANKY SATAN MUSIC LIKE MARLIN MONSON N NINCHNAILS OR WHATEVER I DONT KNOW THEY JUST ALL SHOOTERS N sh*t AN I HATE UM DISCUSS
April 27th, 2006
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good find. I'm Eric Harris's doppleganger by the way. I think it's part of a government conspiracy.
April 27th, 2006
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aha- i found it... http://www.angelfire.com/ri/goldenguru/images/roberic.jpg
April 27th, 2006
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lol, his computer was bad even for a 99'. and they were on AOL, I find that funny lol.
April 27th, 2006
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Bad taste is funny, and so are dead children.
April 27th, 2006
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8 MB ram. It's a sheer miracle he was able to run Doom/Doom 2.
April 27th, 2006
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AOL is the epitome of f*ggotry.
April 27th, 2006
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well if it wasnt these kids @ a highschool it would have been something similiar in another highly populated social area later in life...anyways 5 for dark humor
April 27th, 2006
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Good times.
April 27th, 2006
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DOOMIZZLE
April 27th, 2006
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holy sh*te....thats real?
April 27th, 2006
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lol at that and also his bad *ss computer!
April 27th, 2006
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I remember it well. For weeks afterwards, people at school started treating all the "quiet kids" a lot more nicely, no joke.
April 27th, 2006
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lol, tragdey!
April 27th, 2006
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roflcakes
April 27th, 2006
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yey for doom
April 27th, 2006
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5'd because I had those exact same system specs at the time. ^_^
April 27th, 2006
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Im torn between you using aol and the shear joy that poor taste humor brings
April 27th, 2006
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superbe
April 27th, 2006
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Oh noes teh Dooms has warped his mind!!
April 27th, 2006
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Holy sh*t I remember AOL back in those days. Those profiles look so goofy. 5 for nastagia.
April 27th, 2006
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Yea I totally blame doom.
April 27th, 2006
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lmao @ kill em alllll
April 27th, 2006
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How the hell did he do anything with 8 mb of Ram??
April 27th, 2006
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link?
April 27th, 2006
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LOL INNOCENT PEOPLE WERE KILLED LOL
April 27th, 2006
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also doom, go doom, and cocks, go cocks, up HIS ASS!!
April 27th, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
April 27th, 2006
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what's more sad? the fact that this event occured, or the fact that the majority of society learned nothing from it. I think we all know the answer.
April 27th, 2006
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Will there ever be anything funnier than national tragedies? I highly doubt it.
April 27th, 2006
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1998 ftw
April 27th, 2006
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I bet his classmates are desperate to get in touch again. Love those 1997 system specs.
April 27th, 2006
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it's funny but it's just not top 15 material
April 27th, 2006
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Yes, I too wonder where he is now.
April 27th, 2006
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5
April 27th, 2006
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AOL for teh lose
April 27th, 2006
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I was born in 1998
April 27th, 2006
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badg3r, you sound like an astutely rational and intelligent human being. With an intellect like that, I don't know why you aren't out curing cancer/HIV or solving the world hunger problem. I am a "goff" kid, and people like you made us into targets afte
April 27th, 2006
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-after the shooting happened 7 years ago.
April 27th, 2006
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i never thought a profile could be so hauntingly gay
April 27th, 2006
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haha dead shooters
April 27th, 2006
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not only would he be involved YTMND, he definetly would be too preoccupied making sites to shoot up the school...what a shame we werent around back then
April 27th, 2006
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Here is where he must've gotten the profile screenshot: http://columbine.free2host.net/profiles2.html
April 27th, 2006
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kill em all!!!! 5'd!
April 27th, 2006
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Link added.
April 27th, 2006
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7 years ago those computer specs were.... well still pretty bad but a 200 mhz processor was top of the line. I had a 16 or a 32 mb ram stick that was also pretty much top of the line. And my 2 mb graphics card. I think 16 was top back then
April 27th, 2006
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i'd wanna kill people if i have a pentium 75 :(
April 27th, 2006
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lawl
April 27th, 2006
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Oh sweet Jesus. NO
April 27th, 2006
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4d because it wasn't a Commodore 64, or even a 128
April 27th, 2006
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8 MEGS OF RAM LOL.
April 27th, 2006
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is that real?
April 27th, 2006
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I'm sorry, this is in really, really bad taste. Too many innocent people died there.
April 27th, 2006
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It was a brilliant touch adding Yakety Sax and that "LOL" text to a 7 year old image. Do you have any hilarious Monica Lewinsky YTMNDs in the works?
April 27th, 2006
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He's got teh sh*tzorz for him comp...
April 27th, 2006
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Am i suppose to laugh? Cause its not funny.
April 27th, 2006
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Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold... The orignal emos.
April 27th, 2006
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8 megs of ram, lololoololol
April 27th, 2006
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"Soon to be better"...liar
April 27th, 2006
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foreshadowing ftw
April 27th, 2006
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so far the only good use of the benny hill music, and for that alone, and for laughing at evil, I 5 you.
April 27th, 2006
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lol historee
April 27th, 2006
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doom 2 ran on 8MB? 75MHZ?
April 27th, 2006
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i ran doom 2 on a pentium 166 with 8mb of ram
April 27th, 2006
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Ironic, but bad tastes if you ask me.
April 27th, 2006
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They failed their school shooting because Doom doesn't teach you how to aim.
August 9th, 2006
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Pentium 75 ftw.
February 3rd, 2007
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his profile's misleading. He's no professional, everyone who played his levels say they sucked ass
March 23rd, 2007
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Nice.
July 16th, 2007
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"Where are they now?" HA-HA! Lulz Turtle is going to love this!
April 19th, 2009
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lol, fav'd for columbine