Die Hard: With a Censorship
Created on: April 28th, 2006
Die Hard: With a Censorship
mattdh12 
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i was watching die hard with a vengeance on tv. instead of blanking out motherf*cker like any normal station would, it decided to replace it with melonfarmer.
die hard with a vengeance on tv
die hard with a vengeance on tv

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CountingLlamas
April 28th, 2006
5:24:52 PM CDT
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win
TwistedHumour
April 28th, 2006
5:25:12 PM CDT
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I don't get it but its still pretty funny on its own, is 'brothers' supposed to say "something else"?
DanielJackson
April 28th, 2006
5:25:31 PM CDT
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Die Hard = win
scalemodlgiant
April 28th, 2006
5:26:39 PM CDT
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I am highly offended. My grandparents were melonfarmers. It was not an easy life, but after all, somebody's got to farm the melons.
Kiron
April 28th, 2006
5:33:37 PM CDT
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lmao, so good
BTape
April 28th, 2006
5:33:44 PM CDT
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reminds me of the TBS Something About Mary line "Frogging Ashmoe"
PeyoteCoyote
April 28th, 2006
5:38:16 PM CDT
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lol, melonfarmer
Armadaz
April 28th, 2006
5:39:26 PM CDT
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K that's 5
woody599
April 28th, 2006
5:41:44 PM CDT
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lmao, coming out of his mouth makes it even funnier
swedishkessler
April 28th, 2006
5:42:37 PM CDT
(-1)
Need to find higher quality pic, and tile it for a 5 from me.
echo-of-oblivion
April 28th, 2006
5:44:55 PM CDT
(0)
^ that would be nice, but funny and follows the pst theory
electrocru
April 28th, 2006
5:50:18 PM CDT
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el oh melonfaming el
ScrotalTuck
April 28th, 2006
5:54:22 PM CDT
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dude, youve GOT to use the screenshot os when hes wearing the sign "I HATE EVERYONE" instead of "I HATE n****rS"
LazyAlbatross
April 28th, 2006
5:56:17 PM CDT
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idownvotethieves
April 28th, 2006
5:57:53 PM CDT
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^ That would be superb
MisterMonkeyman
April 28th, 2006
5:59:59 PM CDT
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win for the melonfarmer
Sylvester
April 28th, 2006
6:01:21 PM CDT
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omg
gphoenix47
April 28th, 2006
6:02:15 PM CDT
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I small a melonfarmer fad...
gphoenix47
April 28th, 2006
6:03:16 PM CDT
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*Smell...
mattdh12
April 28th, 2006
6:04:42 PM CDT
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"dude, youve GOT to use the screenshot os when hes wearing the sign "I HATE EVERYONE" instead of "I HATE n****rS"" hahaha i didnt even notice that
mattdh12
April 28th, 2006
6:06:03 PM CDT
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i mean ive never heard of that
UncleHenry
April 28th, 2006
6:06:54 PM CDT
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lmfao
chim
April 28th, 2006
6:07:26 PM CDT
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lol fx
mattdh12
April 28th, 2006
6:10:29 PM CDT
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once i can get the ss with the sign ill change it to that
st00pid-n00b
April 28th, 2006
6:11:11 PM CDT
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melonfarmer ahahahahahahahahaah!
frozenbacon
April 28th, 2006
6:18:18 PM CDT
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Haha, I was watching die hard the other day and laughed my *ss off when I first heard melonfarmer.
mik3m
April 28th, 2006
6:18:44 PM CDT
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I watched that!!!! The censorship is golden.
IceWarm
April 28th, 2006
6:30:16 PM CDT
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LOL reminds me of the edited version of Scarface..."This town is like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked." Or "Where you'd get that scar...eating pineapple?" :)
UhaveNowGoneToFar
April 28th, 2006
6:33:50 PM CDT
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phantomshadowz
April 28th, 2006
6:34:48 PM CDT
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Top 15, FTW.
idownvotethieves
April 28th, 2006
6:40:09 PM CDT
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Yup, it's that popular.
SovietRussia
April 28th, 2006
6:42:44 PM CDT
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lawl
CatBrains
April 28th, 2006
6:49:16 PM CDT
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in at least one of the TV versions of Die Hard 2 at the end McClain says "Yippie Ki Yi Yay, Mister Falcon"
Philkensebben
April 28th, 2006
6:56:04 PM CDT
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lol
altereifersucht
April 28th, 2006
6:59:11 PM CDT
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lol @ black man mentioning farming mellons, water mellons no doubt
ScrotalTuck
April 28th, 2006
11:11:31 PM CDT
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awesome, good luck on finding that screenshot! this could be a great fad. some suggestions: big lebowski's "they peed on your valued (f*cking) rug" or Die Hard's "yippie kiyiyay, doctor jones (motherf*cker)"
nobody
April 30th, 2006
8:51:57 AM CDT
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FUNNY CENSORING FAD INCOMING
nobody
April 30th, 2006
8:54:04 AM CDT
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The sandwich board that 'Bruce Willis (I)' wore while filming in Harlem said "I hate everyone" rather than the more racist version that appears in the film. The sign was changed with CGI in postproduction to read "I Hate n****rs", though the "I hate every
nobody
April 30th, 2006
8:55:05 AM CDT
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one" version is used for some television broadcasts of the film. - http://www.imdb.com/
Adverb
May 2nd, 2006
1:46:45 PM CDT
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So you sit there recording everything you watch on TV hoping something unfunny will appear that you can post on the internet? Is that what you do?
mattdh12
May 2nd, 2006
2:03:23 PM CDT
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they used to show it almost every day.
st00pid-n00b
May 19th, 2006
3:26:35 PM CDT
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faved!
Umaycallusq
May 19th, 2006
7:05:39 PM CDT
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thats melonfarmer terrible.
ac6517
June 18th, 2006
2:31:44 PM CDT
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lmao melonfarmer
Chomper
June 20th, 2006
9:36:10 AM CDT
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lol, melonfarmers
Chomper
June 20th, 2006
9:37:23 AM CDT
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Also 5's
HarryTuttle
June 21st, 2006
1:12:31 AM CDT
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lolz
Allpaca
June 23rd, 2006
1:00:17 AM CDT
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Diehard2 "Yippe kai ay ***Edit with a mexicans voice*** Meester Falcon"
Generalgm
June 24th, 2006
7:03:32 PM CDT
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melon farmer? lol
cooke
July 5th, 2006
2:46:22 AM CDT
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Big Lebowski: Have you ever f*cked a stranger in the ass!? turns to "Have you ever met a stranger in the Alps?"
kev3d
July 8th, 2006
7:27:14 AM CDT
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The funniest TV version to me was Die Hard 2 when Bruce Willis has a 10 second rant inside the Airport Control Tower, Its dubbed by somebody that doesnt sound anything like Willis. Hysterical.
Monocle
July 8th, 2006
4:01:22 PM CDT
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Hahaha I've seen that before.
BodilyOddity
July 8th, 2006
4:02:24 PM CDT
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Id like to know what movie Sam Jackson says "melon farmer" in.
Reinhart
July 9th, 2006
11:58:32 PM CDT
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Melonfarmer? Wow...
ytcracker
July 13th, 2006
2:25:27 AM CDT
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you melonfarmer
TheDicker
July 13th, 2006
3:54:42 PM CDT
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I remember seeing this. 5.
Naeadil
July 15th, 2006
1:54:22 PM CDT
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5'd
zooyo
July 16th, 2006
6:07:59 PM CDT
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thats why u cant watch rated R movies on tv. mellonfarmer, mudpucker, mathteacher, we've heard them all.
Barcode711
July 17th, 2006
9:06:34 AM CDT
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LOL!
intervention
July 20th, 2006
3:09:14 AM CDT
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Censorship sucks.
corncob
July 24th, 2006
12:08:20 AM CDT
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"There's melon farmer snakes on the melon farmer plane! Melon farmer!"
eggytoast
July 24th, 2006
7:39:40 AM CDT
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AHAAHAHAHAAANAHNAAHNA
mecha-man
July 25th, 2006
11:14:33 PM CDT
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Irony, because the FCC doesn't even have any control over cable. Censorship fails.
Vergeh
July 27th, 2006
11:37:31 PM CDT
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I'm sick of all these melonfarming snakes on this melonfarming plane!
Metal-Mavrik
July 28th, 2006
6:07:05 PM CDT
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wow....melon farmer...he could have at least said mother freaker lol
tikkshamur
July 31st, 2006
7:32:00 AM CDT
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melonfarmer?
The3Blues
July 31st, 2006
7:34:45 AM CDT
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OMG LOL im still laughing.
cambot
August 1st, 2006
5:39:47 PM CDT
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"Irony, because the FCC doesn't even have any control over cable. Censorship fails." - but funding sponsorship does
SoundJester
August 9th, 2006
1:19:17 PM CDT
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those dumb mothertruckers!
Inziladun
August 11th, 2006
2:58:19 PM CDT
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That was random..
toiletmoose
August 11th, 2006
3:01:58 PM CDT
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LOL!!!!!
Alexander
August 14th, 2006
1:46:52 AM CDT
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melon farmer!! sweet!! *grabs some melons*
yiddish
August 18th, 2006
9:38:22 PM CDT
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I'd like it more if it was just "You racist melonfarmer".
mlv
August 25th, 2006
5:54:14 PM CDT
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You called moi a dipstick?
Kaioshin
August 26th, 2006
10:09:03 AM CDT
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5'd for melonfarmer.
mr-voter
August 28th, 2006
4:49:36 PM CDT
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i lol'd
rqoi
August 28th, 2006
9:12:56 PM CDT
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Enough is enough, I've had it with these melonfarming snakes on this melonfarming plane!
eekers
August 30th, 2006
2:28:30 PM CDT
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ur gay
Dr-L337
September 22nd, 2006
1:43:14 PM CDT
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http://www.myspace.com/drl337
Bobdole23
November 5th, 2006
11:49:57 PM CST
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melon farmer rofl
nickster2006
November 7th, 2006
2:57:35 PM CST
(-1)
YOU MELONFARMER HOW DARE YOU SAY MELONFARMER TTHHAATTSSRRAACCIISSTT IMA CHARGIN MY LAZZAH!!!! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!! *[55555555555555555555555555555555555555555
netsurfer-x1
December 10th, 2006
4:59:23 PM CST
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That's too melonfarmin' hilarious right there!
netsurfer-x1
December 10th, 2006
5:00:24 PM CST
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That's too melonfarmin' hiliarious right threr!
netsurfer-x1
December 10th, 2006
5:01:25 PM CST
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That's melonfarmin' hilarious right there!
Infradead
January 2nd, 2007
1:18:42 PM CST
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I WANT THESE ME*LONFARMING SNAKES OFF THIS M*LONFARMING PLANE!
cidsa
January 3rd, 2007
3:51:23 AM CST
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Heh, american tv is hilarious. You get "melonfarmers" and yet (in NY at least) you see this one channel with porn on it in the middle of the day XD 5'd cuz it's funny.
ironman466
January 5th, 2007
6:47:18 AM CST
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5'd for die hard
DrugInducedDuck
January 5th, 2007
6:50:23 AM CST
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Oh man, I was watching some joe peschi movie where they were doing that redub censor crap. It made the movie that much more entertaining.
MurdarMachene
February 6th, 2007
8:28:11 AM CST
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I love how samuel l. jackson is more racist than bruce willis in that movie
SukkMyRyk
June 5th, 2007
3:56:43 PM CDT
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I remember seeing this..5'd