Die Hard: With a Censorship
Created on: April 28th, 2006
Die Hard: With a Censorship

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April 28th, 2006
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win
April 28th, 2006
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I don't get it but its still pretty funny on its own, is 'brothers' supposed to say "something else"?
April 28th, 2006
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Die Hard = win
April 28th, 2006
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I am highly offended. My grandparents were melonfarmers. It was not an easy life, but after all, somebody's got to farm the melons.
April 28th, 2006
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lmao, so good
April 28th, 2006
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reminds me of the TBS Something About Mary line "Frogging Ashmoe"
April 28th, 2006
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lol, melonfarmer
April 28th, 2006
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K that's 5
April 28th, 2006
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lmao, coming out of his mouth makes it even funnier
April 28th, 2006
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Need to find higher quality pic, and tile it for a 5 from me.
April 28th, 2006
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^ that would be nice, but funny and follows the pst theory
April 28th, 2006
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el oh melonfaming el
April 28th, 2006
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dude, youve GOT to use the screenshot os when hes wearing the sign "I HATE EVERYONE" instead of "I HATE n****rS"
April 28th, 2006
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April 28th, 2006
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^ That would be superb
April 28th, 2006
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win for the melonfarmer
April 28th, 2006
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omg
April 28th, 2006
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I small a melonfarmer fad...
April 28th, 2006
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*Smell...
April 28th, 2006
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"dude, youve GOT to use the screenshot os when hes wearing the sign "I HATE EVERYONE" instead of "I HATE n****rS"" hahaha i didnt even notice that
April 28th, 2006
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i mean ive never heard of that
April 28th, 2006
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lmfao
April 28th, 2006
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lol fx
April 28th, 2006
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once i can get the ss with the sign ill change it to that
April 28th, 2006
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melonfarmer ahahahahahahahahaah!
April 28th, 2006
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Haha, I was watching die hard the other day and laughed my *ss off when I first heard melonfarmer.
April 28th, 2006
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I watched that!!!! The censorship is golden.
April 28th, 2006
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LOL reminds me of the edited version of Scarface..."This town is like a great big chicken, just waiting to be plucked." Or "Where you'd get that scar...eating pineapple?" :)
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April 28th, 2006
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Top 15, FTW.
April 28th, 2006
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Yup, it's that popular.
April 28th, 2006
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lawl
April 28th, 2006
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in at least one of the TV versions of Die Hard 2 at the end McClain says "Yippie Ki Yi Yay, Mister Falcon"
April 28th, 2006
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lol
April 28th, 2006
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lol @ black man mentioning farming mellons, water mellons no doubt
April 28th, 2006
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awesome, good luck on finding that screenshot! this could be a great fad. some suggestions: big lebowski's "they peed on your valued (f*cking) rug" or Die Hard's "yippie kiyiyay, doctor jones (motherf*cker)"
April 30th, 2006
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FUNNY CENSORING FAD INCOMING
April 30th, 2006
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The sandwich board that 'Bruce Willis (I)' wore while filming in Harlem said "I hate everyone" rather than the more racist version that appears in the film. The sign was changed with CGI in postproduction to read "I Hate n****rs", though the "I hate every
April 30th, 2006
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one" version is used for some television broadcasts of the film. - http://www.imdb.com/
May 2nd, 2006
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So you sit there recording everything you watch on TV hoping something unfunny will appear that you can post on the internet? Is that what you do?
May 2nd, 2006
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they used to show it almost every day.
May 19th, 2006
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faved!
May 19th, 2006
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thats melonfarmer terrible.
June 18th, 2006
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lmao melonfarmer
June 20th, 2006
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lol, melonfarmers
June 20th, 2006
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Also 5's
June 21st, 2006
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lolz
June 23rd, 2006
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Diehard2 "Yippe kai ay ***Edit with a mexicans voice*** Meester Falcon"
June 24th, 2006
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melon farmer? lol
July 5th, 2006
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Big Lebowski: Have you ever f*cked a stranger in the ass!? turns to "Have you ever met a stranger in the Alps?"
July 8th, 2006
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The funniest TV version to me was Die Hard 2 when Bruce Willis has a 10 second rant inside the Airport Control Tower, Its dubbed by somebody that doesnt sound anything like Willis. Hysterical.
July 8th, 2006
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Hahaha I've seen that before.
July 8th, 2006
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Id like to know what movie Sam Jackson says "melon farmer" in.
July 9th, 2006
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Melonfarmer? Wow...
July 13th, 2006
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you melonfarmer
July 13th, 2006
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I remember seeing this. 5.
July 15th, 2006
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5'd
July 16th, 2006
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thats why u cant watch rated R movies on tv. mellonfarmer, mudpucker, mathteacher, we've heard them all.
July 17th, 2006
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LOL!
July 20th, 2006
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Censorship sucks.
July 24th, 2006
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"There's melon farmer snakes on the melon farmer plane! Melon farmer!"
July 24th, 2006
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AHAAHAHAHAAANAHNAAHNA
July 25th, 2006
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Irony, because the FCC doesn't even have any control over cable. Censorship fails.
July 27th, 2006
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I'm sick of all these melonfarming snakes on this melonfarming plane!
July 28th, 2006
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wow....melon farmer...he could have at least said mother freaker lol
July 31st, 2006
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melonfarmer?
July 31st, 2006
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OMG LOL im still laughing.
August 1st, 2006
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"Irony, because the FCC doesn't even have any control over cable. Censorship fails." - but funding sponsorship does
August 9th, 2006
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those dumb mothertruckers!
August 11th, 2006
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That was random..
August 11th, 2006
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LOL!!!!!
August 14th, 2006
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melon farmer!! sweet!! *grabs some melons*
August 18th, 2006
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I'd like it more if it was just "You racist melonfarmer".
August 25th, 2006
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You called moi a dipstick?
August 26th, 2006
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5'd for melonfarmer.
August 28th, 2006
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i lol'd
August 28th, 2006
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Enough is enough, I've had it with these melonfarming snakes on this melonfarming plane!
August 30th, 2006
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ur gay
September 22nd, 2006
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http://www.myspace.com/drl337
November 5th, 2006
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melon farmer rofl
November 7th, 2006
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YOU MELONFARMER HOW DARE YOU SAY MELONFARMER TTHHAATTSSRRAACCIISSTT IMA CHARGIN MY LAZZAH!!!! IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!!! *[55555555555555555555555555555555555555555
December 10th, 2006
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That's too melonfarmin' hilarious right there!
December 10th, 2006
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That's too melonfarmin' hiliarious right threr!
December 10th, 2006
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That's melonfarmin' hilarious right there!
January 2nd, 2007
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I WANT THESE ME*LONFARMING SNAKES OFF THIS M*LONFARMING PLANE!
January 3rd, 2007
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Heh, american tv is hilarious. You get "melonfarmers" and yet (in NY at least) you see this one channel with porn on it in the middle of the day XD 5'd cuz it's funny.
January 5th, 2007
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5'd for die hard
January 5th, 2007
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Oh man, I was watching some joe peschi movie where they were doing that redub censor crap. It made the movie that much more entertaining.
February 6th, 2007
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I love how samuel l. jackson is more racist than bruce willis in that movie
June 5th, 2007
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I remember seeing this..5'd