The Very Models of a YTMND User
Created on: April 28th, 2006
The Very Models of a YTMND User
A song to honor those who are, and who are not, model YTMND users. This is a new version with a larger image for easier to read text. The original song this is based on is "The Very Model of a Modern Major General" from Pirates of Penzance.

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April 28th, 2006
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why resubbed?
April 28th, 2006
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It's better than I feel comfortable admitting, but it's still really queer.
April 28th, 2006
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I've never had a YTMND get such a response as this, people were calling for it to actually go into hall of fame (which I actually just wrote in as a joke cause I haven't seen any new sites go into there in awhile)
April 29th, 2006
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EL-OH-EL
April 29th, 2006
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you spelled quite wrong
April 29th, 2006
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:/ resubmit is pretty low. I 5'd this originally, though, because it's good, so I guess it's not a big deal.
April 29th, 2006
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pretty neat
April 29th, 2006
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Lot of love was put into this thing.
April 29th, 2006
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And so the batle wages - Unclehenry VS. DZK
April 29th, 2006
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I'm not sure about the Hall of Fame, but this deserves some sort of recognition.
April 29th, 2006
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You got a pass the first time, for resubmitting instead of just updating. Fine, The audio was way better & you earned your five from me. But submitting it a 2nd time at changover time, while the other is still up, & u could have just updated. Low.
April 29th, 2006
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Thats magically delicious
April 29th, 2006
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We need a YTMND musical.
April 29th, 2006
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Hall of Fame bound. Fo sho. INSTA-5
April 29th, 2006
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I'll 5 this if you delete the duplicate, otherwise you're just hedging your bets, seeing which one does better,
April 29th, 2006
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ROFL HAX WTF?
April 29th, 2006
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Good one...5'd
April 29th, 2006
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Ohwell, this is worth resubmitting.
April 29th, 2006
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lol effort
April 29th, 2006
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like stated before not hall of fame but should be reconized
April 29th, 2006
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It's a nice idea, but the song really sucks. Not every musical YTMND deserves a 5.
April 29th, 2006
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bad voice
April 29th, 2006
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that voice sucks
April 29th, 2006
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5 for the effort. -0+ for that weird feeling I have.
April 29th, 2006
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yoda says.... Life you need...
April 29th, 2006
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"What. The. f*ck. -QFT
April 29th, 2006
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While it sounds as if you go a bit flat on the refrain, I love it, and I do indeed hope that this gets into the Hall of Fame. Good show. ^_^
April 29th, 2006
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Pirates of Penzance FTW
April 29th, 2006
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Neato benito, bam-bam burrito.
April 29th, 2006
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I can't hear a word that the guy is saying, get someone with a better voice to sing it. You still get a 5 but you need to change the singer.
April 29th, 2006
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tl;dr
April 29th, 2006
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you need to work on your singing, i know it's not meant to be "good", but why is it so ungodly terrible?
April 29th, 2006
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Pirates of Penzance ftw.
April 29th, 2006
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"How to Suck Dick", a ytmnd by UncleHenry.
April 29th, 2006
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it should not be our prerogative to love everything on this site that gets regurgitated on a daily basis unconditionally.
April 29th, 2006
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I've 5'd worse.
April 29th, 2006
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A retared donkey pumped full of horse tranquilizers could have written better lyrics. It would probably have a better singing voice as well.
April 29th, 2006
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I like
April 29th, 2006
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*starts slow clap*
April 29th, 2006
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Holy cow, sir
April 29th, 2006
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nice one about the downvoters, very creative.
April 29th, 2006
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Very awesome - Reminded me of Reboot
April 29th, 2006
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cool
April 29th, 2006
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Haha that was f*ckin ace. Lyrics wernet amazing but still made me laugh. Great YTMND, i agree that this should go into the hall of fame.
April 29th, 2006
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WINS.
April 29th, 2006
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Very nice, but 1'd because I'm sick of all those ytmnds focussing on a stupid incrowd of ytmnd'rs. DONT CARE! Fads are funny, morons who need attention are not -_-.
April 29th, 2006
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Win
April 29th, 2006
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Yeah, I know I can't sing that well, but I can usually sing better than that. If I had a slower song (AKA, one where I'm not DYING trying to get the lyrics right), I can sing better.
April 29th, 2006
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Too much reading for this time in the morning. Get to the point.
April 29th, 2006
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Here's your damn 5 for deleting the duplicate site (for the 2nd time)U could have just updated, but no- Strategic (2nd) repost at midnight, got you the top15 spot you wanted, happy now? you sh*tted on all the people who voted 5 the first 2 times.
April 29th, 2006
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It blows, just like this website.
April 29th, 2006
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2'd before, now it's getting 1'd. you so badly want this to be popular, when it is tragically poor. gg
April 29th, 2006
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Terrible.
April 29th, 2006
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Win. Into the Hall of Fame with thee.
April 29th, 2006
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April 29th, 2006
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YOU SUCK
April 29th, 2006
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The stars are for the effort, but it just isn't funny. It's basically explaining things that just ytmnd users would understand, but to a tune. There is no joke here! And calling downvoters bad and dumb? Please don't tell me you're one of those people who
April 29th, 2006
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Please don't tell me you're one of those people who thinks the higher the vote average, the better ytmnd user you are.
April 29th, 2006
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Not bad.
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Pirates of Penzance>You
April 29th, 2006
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rock on.
April 29th, 2006
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WIN
April 29th, 2006
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I don't like it.
April 29th, 2006
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nioce
April 29th, 2006
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I chuckled.
April 29th, 2006
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+5 idea -2 for the sound not being original, it's a very popular song.
April 29th, 2006
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XD
April 29th, 2006
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Anything that bashes inkdrinker is good in my book.
April 29th, 2006
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Gilbert and Sullivan FTW! You all suck for not getting this to the top 5.
April 29th, 2006
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It is green.
April 29th, 2006
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I think you should give credit to Dchingis Kahn and the Moskau fad. Good stuff!
April 29th, 2006
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You clearly made this with the very essence of win
April 29th, 2006
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alot of effort. pretty cool. hooray for musical theater!
April 29th, 2006
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Proper attribution, please! That music is not original, it's by Gilbert and Sullivan.
April 29th, 2006
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yeah the lyrics are original. but you didn't right the song. give credit.
April 29th, 2006
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April 29th, 2006
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Good effort, but unfortunatly it could have been done better. Sorry your voice sucks.
April 29th, 2006
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i dont know how it wouldn't be in the hall of fame
April 29th, 2006
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I love that song. I especially love you've adapted it for YTMND
April 29th, 2006
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This destroys DZK's YTMND Beatles cover. Well done.
April 29th, 2006
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Incredible!
April 29th, 2006
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Strong premise, first half was good. 4'd for effort.
April 29th, 2006
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April 29th, 2006
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haha Modern Major General...Creativity +6, -1 for your sort of blubbered sounding voice singing it.
April 29th, 2006
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Are you singing along with a MIDI file? Anyway, it's not the best song, but it takes a lot of skill to sing that fast and write a Pirates of Pennance copy, so you deserve more than a 5.
April 29th, 2006
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Nice lyrics, use of a somewhat esoteric song, but -1 for weird lyrics and giving props to the broken flash crap.
April 29th, 2006
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since you resubmitted this, I'll resubmitt my comment: I think you're full of yourself
April 29th, 2006
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These song ytmnd's suck, badly, but I do like the Pirates of Penzance.
April 29th, 2006
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5'd for effort alone.
April 29th, 2006
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too much to read
April 29th, 2006
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I Lol'd
April 29th, 2006
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Catchy lyrics, a lot of time went into this. I still couldve done without the ending though.
April 29th, 2006
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5 for not using a song from a musical and not being afraid to look "gay". -1 for sh*tty MIDI file.
April 29th, 2006
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OMG, as i listen to this YTMND, someone in my house is playing a tom lehrer CD. Coincidence? I think not.
April 29th, 2006
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you win.
April 29th, 2006
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WHAT THE f*ck I HATE MUSIC
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Whoa....That's just freakin' awesome. YOU WIN
April 29th, 2006
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Good Job. Fads forever!!!
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very good sir.
April 29th, 2006
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Win!1
April 29th, 2006
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WOOT
April 29th, 2006
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not bad....
April 29th, 2006
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Marvelous - quality is so-so, but I love it.
April 29th, 2006
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Nice effort. Too bad you have no life.
April 29th, 2006
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catchy
April 29th, 2006
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dude... you re amped one of the greatest songs and now it is plain ownage
April 29th, 2006
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It's a good song, but your singing sucks.
April 29th, 2006
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good job
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I do hate jews, but I also hate whites. f*ck the jews. kill whitey
April 29th, 2006
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Holy f*ck, insta-five 4 u
April 29th, 2006
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beautiful
April 29th, 2006
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f*ck...I should make my subsuite teacher I have often Mr.Fredricks sing this. He can sing the regular version awesomely. Anyways....kick ass. Hall of fame this sh*t.
April 29th, 2006
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this needs to be top 5!
April 29th, 2006
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I think this website and this song is lame.
April 29th, 2006
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Yoink.
April 29th, 2006
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Lyrics are okay, but the singing and music is horrible.
April 29th, 2006
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sucks bad
April 29th, 2006
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I enjoyed it.
April 29th, 2006
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you win sir
April 29th, 2006
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The ytmnd fad "song lyric" sites really aren't that funny... It's pointless. Fail.
April 29th, 2006
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Though your lyrics are original, you need to reference that the source tune is from Pirates of Penzance.
April 29th, 2006
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Whats the original song called?
April 29th, 2006
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Amused me enough.
April 29th, 2006
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inkdrinker and dux00rs needs to die
April 29th, 2006
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The singing could have been better, its hard to hear the words, good thing there are lyrics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2006
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4 for effort
April 29th, 2006
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As original as it is, it isn't funny.
April 29th, 2006
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hell yeah
April 29th, 2006
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You win. Good day sir.
April 29th, 2006
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mmmmnahhh, its ok but doesnt sound right
April 29th, 2006
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I think this f*cking wins. Everyone who doesn't can go to hell.
April 29th, 2006
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I love the song.
April 29th, 2006
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You're fat.
April 29th, 2006
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oh my GOD LOL
April 29th, 2006
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voice sucks
April 29th, 2006
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Gilbert & Sullivan f*ck you in the ass.
April 29th, 2006
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Found a good singer, is sugest a Boomaga version... BOOMAGA, BOOMAGA, BOOMAGA, BOOMAGA, BOOMAGA... (yeah, i'm a fanboy, so?)
April 29th, 2006
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http://biagytmnd.ytmnd.com/
April 29th, 2006
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The image is too small and you have to View Background Image to see it. And the song is sh*t and childish towards the end. And you want to get into the HOF. 1'd f*ggot.
April 29th, 2006
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Well done!
April 29th, 2006
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you took the song from "the elements"
April 29th, 2006
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nice
April 29th, 2006
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i really feel bad for you
April 29th, 2006
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Everything about this is good. The singing fits perfectly. 5/5
April 29th, 2006
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It's a real shame you put so much effort into this, because it sucks.
April 29th, 2006
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Try not being so damn flat
April 29th, 2006
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f*cking win.
April 29th, 2006
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April 29th, 2006
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hooraaay
April 29th, 2006
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hahaha that classic dude
April 29th, 2006
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Love it! XD
April 29th, 2006
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Cut off at bottom. And incomprehensible. Fail you f*cking f*ck.
April 29th, 2006
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I choose to downvote you. I choose to make you made. I choose to be a bad ytmnd user. your sucks. next time, try to make lyrics that sync up with the music.
April 29th, 2006
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A for effort.
April 29th, 2006
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I like the cut of your jib
April 29th, 2006
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everytime i see a YTMND resubbed i give it -1 from what i gave it originally.
April 29th, 2006
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the lyrics were lame, the voice was lame, site was lame
April 29th, 2006
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Get Boomaga to do the voice and this will truly be Hall of Fame material.
April 29th, 2006
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aww man! great paradoy of "I am the very model of a modern Major-General" from the musical. any here the doctor who's "I am the very model of a Gallifreyan buccaneer" ?
April 29th, 2006
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My tongue got tied just listening to it. Brrrrravo!
April 29th, 2006
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You've done us proud Uncle Henry, you've done us proud.
April 29th, 2006
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great song. only exception, picard's song is garbage. who cares about star trek?
April 29th, 2006
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Why do people get their panties in a twist because inkdrinker downvoted them? Does his vote count more than ordinary votes? Call a f*cking waaahhhhmbulance. (Also, images that cut off are made of concentrated AIDS.)
April 29th, 2006
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You need to add VinnyWeapons in here somewhere.
April 29th, 2006
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:D
April 29th, 2006
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I thought this was brilliant. But YTMND's aren't about spending too much time making one site, it's supposed to be short and sweet.
April 29th, 2006
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This is DEFINITELY worth a five, it's great!
April 29th, 2006
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-2 for the crappy voice and gay song to go with it.
April 29th, 2006
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The bottom is cut off because you have a tiny computer screen. WTG on having a crappy computer. Also, credit is being given to PoP.
April 29th, 2006
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I did ask Boomaga to record a version of his own before I recorded the second version of the song, but he declined, and gave some tips for the second version.
April 29th, 2006
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Great lyrics, bad audio. Horrible audio. You should get a better mic and a better singer, because it sounds like mumbling. However, the lyrics are very good and outweigh the crappy audio.
April 29th, 2006
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5'd
April 29th, 2006
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win...fin
April 29th, 2006
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I didnt really like the voice, but +5 for creativity and effort put into it
April 29th, 2006
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not bad, audio sucked though
April 29th, 2006
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I've got to admit this ytmnd is full of leet I though it would be rather gay but it turned out kind of sweet And so I vote it five because its more creative than most And now I'm off to eat dinner cause tonight we are having roast.
April 29th, 2006
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Good, but too bad I couldn't understand a f*cking word you said.
April 29th, 2006
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5 for effort & lyrics but get someone else to sing it
April 29th, 2006
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5 for Modern Major General song.
April 29th, 2006
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too much time was put into this,BTW, i am the bad user XXD.
April 29th, 2006
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3.Find X "here it is-->" LOL nice one ^.^
April 29th, 2006
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"Not every musical YTMND deserves a 5." - Then you make a musical YTMND.
April 29th, 2006
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It'd be a lie to say this couldn't be better, but still AWESOME ;3
April 29th, 2006
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Get rid of Rip Torn, he's not a fad
April 29th, 2006
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applause.....
April 29th, 2006
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Voice could've been better, some parts were just to low to understand
April 29th, 2006
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You have proven yourself to be the model YTMND user.
April 29th, 2006
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5 for effort
April 29th, 2006
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Meh
April 29th, 2006
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Hardly impressive, you sing off key half the time, are you really impressived with your work? You get an "F"
April 29th, 2006
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you must be very proud of yourself you chut
April 29th, 2006
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FIVE
April 29th, 2006
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You f*cking suck at singing and you have no sense of tone.
April 29th, 2006
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You could use some work but I still liked it. That flow is funny aswell.
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Good summary of YTMND.
April 29th, 2006
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-1 for the lyric images cut off at the end. But a good idea.
April 29th, 2006
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It's funny how downvoters rarely have any sites. You seemed to hav put alot of care into this
April 29th, 2006
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somebody needs to sing this. NOW!
April 29th, 2006
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this is good
April 29th, 2006
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oh wow, another Fad compilation. The originality is soaring in this YTMND!
April 29th, 2006
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f*ck, people upvote anything that's an unfunny combination of fads these days. Get this sh*t out of my top 15.
April 29th, 2006
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5 for Pirates.
April 29th, 2006
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5Zoerd!
April 29th, 2006
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Very creative.
April 29th, 2006
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you tried, but you need to cut down on the words per sentence - 2'd
April 29th, 2006
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good concept but this song needs two things, a microphone with a pop filter and someone who can sing. i cant undestand half the song. enjoy a 3
April 29th, 2006
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I think YTMND should go into the hall of fame as one of the best websites that ever existed on the internets. YTMND immortality FTW!!!
April 29th, 2006
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Loser, the original song is "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer, and that song was cool. But now you copied some lame parody of it. And god, what an awful piano synth. Check the original- http://www.privatehand.com/flash/elements.html
April 29th, 2006
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My brother was the Modern Major General when he did Pirates of Penzance. This site get's a 5.
April 29th, 2006
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I love this YTMND. And great use of Pirates of Penzance, I love that play.
April 30th, 2006
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G&S = win
April 30th, 2006
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hmm you don't really sing fast enough for the song but 5 for effort anyway
April 30th, 2006
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mattwoods is an idiot, see above. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Major_General%27s_Song 1879... enough said.
April 30th, 2006
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Nice work
April 30th, 2006
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This is the all time best YTMND. HALL OF FAME!!!! YOU HEAR ME!
April 30th, 2006
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I stand corrected. Rating changed + nice job.
May 1st, 2006
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Wow nice work!
May 1st, 2006
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To the hall of fame you go.
May 3rd, 2006
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i almost gave you a 2 out of pity for the effort you put into this abortion, but the end part definitely fortified this one. congrats, you deserved it.
May 3rd, 2006
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Dwonvoters should be shot in the face
May 3rd, 2006
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If you don't mind me saying, your singing voice is less than perfect, but the lyrics are incredibly creative AND a MIB reference get you great marks.
May 3rd, 2006
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upvoters should be shot in the CROTCH!
May 5th, 2006
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Funny makes up for bad singing
May 5th, 2006
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You are an artist sir... Or you're ripping all of this off of an artist, either way these songs of yours are great.
May 5th, 2006
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horrible
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Love it
May 5th, 2006
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Upvoters rule! YEEEAAAYEAAAH! GOOOO MEEE!!!
May 8th, 2006
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"Way to repost. And my rating stays the same." way to be a hypocrit u n00b
May 8th, 2006
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oh and my rating DOESN'T stay the same. 5 -> 1
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k
May 17th, 2006
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ROFL OMG LOL WTF GG N00B
May 28th, 2006
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Gilbert and Sullivan are worse than AIDS.
June 7th, 2006
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June 10th, 2006
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5 for effort
June 10th, 2006
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bravo!
July 21st, 2006
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I hate the voice.
February 2nd, 2007
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five because you this is hall of fame sh*t
July 4th, 2007
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Yes.
November 29th, 2016
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May 11th, 2019
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Good.