My Guverment. By Dan Quayle, age 43.
Created on: May 5th, 2006
My Guverment. By Dan Quayle, age 43.
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May 7th, 2006
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I don't see anything funny about this.
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REPRESENT the representative government that represents the represented citizens seeking representation!
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manbearpig?
May 7th, 2006
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He was the original "George W. Bush"
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There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying...
May 7th, 2006
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Meh, typical politco speach. I've heard worse.
May 7th, 2006
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There are better Quayle quotes.
May 7th, 2006
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wtf is the point of this ytmnd?
May 7th, 2006
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"Potatoe" FTW
May 7th, 2006
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Dan Quayle was cool
May 7th, 2006
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It was the teacher who mispelled potato as potatoe on the flash card. Stupid teachers! LOL!
May 7th, 2006
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May 7th, 2006
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I second karmaghost! He was the calm before the storm...
May 7th, 2006
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The sad thing, 9/10ths of the people who go to ytmnd probably don't know who Dan Quayle is.
May 7th, 2006
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^ Sure we do. He's the guy that killed Manbearpig.
May 7th, 2006
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lololololol
May 7th, 2006
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lol @ a few comments above.
May 7th, 2006
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May 7th, 2006
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My governments governing government governs governly gov... potatoe.
May 7th, 2006
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LOL @ Dan Quayle's typical crap. There are better quotes from him though.
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sickening
May 7th, 2006
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And our president is worse than this. Great times. A majority of the people are retards.
May 7th, 2006
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It's time for the human race to enter the solar system! - Dan Quayle
May 7th, 2006
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The government knows what it represents cause it knows what it doesn't represent.
May 7th, 2006
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"There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying..." ... or gramatically, either...
May 7th, 2006
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Everything he said was true.
May 7th, 2006
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5 cause americans are dumb.
May 7th, 2006
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Eh, it's funny, but Bush is worse and my governor is Arrrnold. Quayle I can live with.
May 7th, 2006
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I am SO sooper Serial
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What the f*ck is going on this week...the top site areas have been populated with absolute f*cking garbage.
May 7th, 2006
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lol.
May 7th, 2006
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5 for being new -1 for youre name
May 7th, 2006
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"There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying..." hahaha what a comment
May 7th, 2006
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5'd, if this didn't make any sense, but it did unless you're a retarded biased democrat. so 1'd
May 7th, 2006
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Yes, Dan Qualye was, indeed, a poor public speaker.
May 7th, 2006
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It's not that he's wrong, dumb ass, it's that he's repetitive. If Einstein had said:
May 7th, 2006
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"Energetic energy that energizes is equilaterally equal to the speeding speed of illuminating light squared (i.e. to the power of two)" He wouldn’t be wrong but would still sound retarded.
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agreed.
May 7th, 2006
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my anus is bleeding
May 7th, 2006
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See you become the man of the Hole of a donut.
May 7th, 2006
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Redundancy for the win
May 7th, 2006
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I LOLed.
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He was never MY vice-president. England FTW. Furthermore, this wasn't funny
May 7th, 2006
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This man was smarter than our current President... we're f*cked.
May 7th, 2006
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You get a one!
May 7th, 2006
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*goes up to chalkboard* It's spelled wrong! *writes an "e" after the word 'potato'*
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You win 4 internets. Now go spread the good word about our governments!
May 7th, 2006
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Our government, like many governments, is governed in governing, then governs and governed by goveners then RUN!!! *kicks down podium*
May 7th, 2006
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Sounds like Bush.
May 7th, 2006
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Not sure if I'm correct, because he speaks in riddles, but did he just basically say the UK is a dictatorship?
May 7th, 2006
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Potatoe
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I was expecting to hear "horsedick" You get a 5 for not having that.
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Some governments govern in a very govermently manner, that is representitive of a representitive democracy that represents us to our representitive government and uh... George can I go now, I'm scared.
May 7th, 2006
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http://within.ath.cx/
May 7th, 2006
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Wow, how can anyone so pathetically unintelligent be a vice-president?
May 7th, 2006
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its like john madden explaining football
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Dan Quayle once said "I have made good decisions in the past. I have made good decisions in the future." lol.
May 7th, 2006
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he's an idiot but he's still smarter than bush.
May 7th, 2006
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I give you a 1 because your name sucks -.-'
May 7th, 2006
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Dan Quayle was awesome.
May 7th, 2006
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He was just trying to be like the tomahawk missile, but failed.
May 7th, 2006
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"We hold these evidences to be self truths"
May 7th, 2006
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Wow, I'm not even sure why this is in top 15. I just thought some people might find it funny. Some don't. If you're one of them, then deal, I wasn't the one who put this up on top 15.
May 7th, 2006
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-4
May 7th, 2006
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Politician making a fumbled speech. So what else is new?
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Doesn't even begin to compare to "Fool me once, shame on you... can't get fooled again." Or "nukular." Or "I am the decider." Or any one of a thousand other Bushisms. At least Quayle was only the VICE-president.
May 7th, 2006
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Dan Quayle knows where is he is by knowing where he isn't.
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Don't mind me asking, but how is George Bush an idiot? Because he got C's at Yale? I'd like to see you try to get D's in Yale.
May 7th, 2006
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i have something in my brain that automatically tunes out politicians
May 7th, 2006
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This gets four white stars.
May 7th, 2006
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If you heard what Bush say today...
May 7th, 2006
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He's totally repetitive...and by repetitive... I mean he's a repetitive person.
May 7th, 2006
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Dan Quayle is an idiot.
May 7th, 2006
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Seriously, that makes perfect sense. He's talking about universal freedoms (even from those who were once oppressed)
May 7th, 2006
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This is petty, Can't get your peeps in so you badmouth the people who do get elected. If an idiot can defeat your canidate that says somethings horrably wrong with your canidate.
May 7th, 2006
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you won't get a lot of upvotes for this, the majority of ytmnders aren't even old enough to tell you who clintons vice was
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Not as good of a leader as Josef Stalin.
May 7th, 2006
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nothing he said had anything wrong with it...
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so they were both retarded? who is not retarded in this sh*t??
May 7th, 2006
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Dan quail lol
May 7th, 2006
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Oh come on, Dan Quayle said things WAAAAAAAAAAAY stupider than that :P
May 7th, 2006
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i think he said a form of the words government, people, or represent for every other word.
May 7th, 2006
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My dad went to highschool with him. True story. 1'd.
May 7th, 2006
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Yet more bashing by the Left, regarding the only issue they can come up with - a Conservative politician's grammatical skills. End yourself.
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Confusing
May 7th, 2006
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Al Gore killed manbearpig guys. Two different vice presidents :(
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Maybe if you did not skip class to masturbate to homosexual pornography so often you would understand what he was saying.
May 7th, 2006
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topical humor is funny
May 7th, 2006
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Im a lib, but what he was (trying to)say was reminicent of how this country used to be. A lot more than what comes out of washington today.
May 7th, 2006
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i see a new fad
May 7th, 2006
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Speaking well does not a good person make :( Hitler spoke pretty damn well.
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po-tat-oes po-tat-oes.
May 7th, 2006
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In conclusion, Our government is unlike any other government, which our representatives represent us, unlike the other governments, which don't have representatives that represent them.
May 7th, 2006
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^___^ Glad to see a political joke on this site that isn't "omg i h8 bush & luv green day!" And the title alone gets a 5 rofl.
May 7th, 2006
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Dan quayle was the V.P. TWENTY f*ckING YEARS AGO
May 7th, 2006
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So what?
May 7th, 2006
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"Dan quayle was the V.P. TWENTY f*ckING YEARS AGO" They're realizing that the repeatedly recycled George Bush jokes are getting old, so they turn to another political figure. Problem is that it's not a current political figure, so therefore, it fails. The
May 7th, 2006
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-The end.
May 7th, 2006
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Oh come on, you can do better than that. Dan Quayle had four years that rivals even Bush II's eight for quotes.
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I love current events!
May 7th, 2006
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buttsecks
May 7th, 2006
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Who are the people defending this man, Dan Quayle's fan club? Being a republican doesn't mean you have to be blind to the ignorance of all other republicans. Dan Quayle was not a smart guy, that doesn't mean all republicans are idiots. Also, I don't a
May 8th, 2006
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do me a favore explain why he is soo smart
August 5th, 2006
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YTMND
August 5th, 2006
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Dan Quaylef*cking owns, I would never suck his dick