History paper turned in
Created on: May 6th, 2006
History paper turned in
I turned in that history paper that you guys asked me to turn in.

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oops downvoted my own site...
May 7th, 2006
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No.... way...
May 7th, 2006
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Too fake to be funny. Try harder next time.
May 7th, 2006
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i never knew Jesus was born in 1923...
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nice little bro...
May 7th, 2006
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I lol'd. If I could go back to the high school days, I'd turn in sh*tty papers too. High school is such a f*cking waste of time. Seriously. No matter what the f*ck you do in high school.. you either go to a sh*tty college or flip burgers. The rare .0
May 7th, 2006
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So fake but mildy funny due to stupidity. So, someone has been watching Harry potter the Chambe rof Secrets on DVD eh?
May 7th, 2006
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Congrats for being stupid!
May 7th, 2006
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its fake but ill give it a 3 for being funny.
May 7th, 2006
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Awesome.
May 7th, 2006
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wow, fake but f*cking funny
May 7th, 2006
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5 for funny
May 7th, 2006
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what about a minimum fail? Should this be 50%, or was it just too retarded? Fake
May 7th, 2006
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rofl
May 7th, 2006
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5 for harry potter
May 7th, 2006
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Dude.. It killed me to find out this was fake. I f*cking DARE someone to type up a paper like this. they will live on FOREVER!!!!!1!!1!!!!one!!eleven!!
May 7th, 2006
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A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
May 7th, 2006
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I lol'd. If I lol, YTMNDs get 5's. 5 to you my good sir.
May 7th, 2006
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Jesus was born in 1923. Incidentally, George Lincoln Rockwell was born 5 years earlier.
May 7th, 2006
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LMAO!!!!!
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plains trains and plantains was funnier.
May 7th, 2006
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fake but nive
May 7th, 2006
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Heheheheheh.
May 7th, 2006
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ROLF.
May 7th, 2006
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A.
May 7th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
May 7th, 2006
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Wow. The civil war ended in 2020 when Jesus blew up China with a banana ABomb. I wish I was a history teacher and someone turned in a paper remotely liked this to me. That would rule.
May 7th, 2006
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Something is really sad about how high of a grade you got from that. Haha
May 7th, 2006
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I like this history better.
May 7th, 2006
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"warship me!!"
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wow if this real you both got owned hard
May 7th, 2006
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BananA-Bomb
May 7th, 2006
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How the hell did you even get a 37%?!?!?
May 7th, 2006
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I loved that one techer comment: "WHY?"
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Best paper ever
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one for obvious falsification
May 7th, 2006
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I lol'd
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i too loved "WHY?"
May 7th, 2006
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fake, but hilarious.
May 7th, 2006
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Heh
May 7th, 2006
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there's no way you said n*gg* in a paper and got away with it, i probably would have gotten my hands chopped off.
May 7th, 2006
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I'm surprised it got a 37%.
May 7th, 2006
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Even though it was faked, I lol'd so f*cking hard.
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your handwriting sucks ass
May 7th, 2006
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no
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Not quite as good as the Oedipus essay...
May 7th, 2006
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I'd 4 it if the music were different.
May 7th, 2006
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jesus was moding?! No wai!
May 7th, 2006
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Congrats; You're an idiot AND a peer-pressured sheep.
May 7th, 2006
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You are a man amongst men.
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the laser has a boner, also this is amazing
May 7th, 2006
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WHY?
May 7th, 2006
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fake
May 7th, 2006
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That is truly silly.
May 7th, 2006
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I'm surprised you even got a 37%!
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the teacher handwriting isnt very convincing. and they obviously wouldnt bother to correct that paper once they realised what retarded sentences and paragraphs theyre reconstructing.
May 7th, 2006
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whats wrong with this? your teacher must not know her history.
May 7th, 2006
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Obviously a fake. Stop wasting your time making sh*tty YTMD sites and get a life.
May 7th, 2006
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LOL... way to fight the man
May 7th, 2006
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You know why that's an obvious fake? It's not because you don't have the balls to do this. It's because you can't spell stereotyping right. YOU SPELLED IT STEROTYPING YOU MORON!!!
May 7th, 2006
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Omfg I love reading papers that are this ridiculous!
May 7th, 2006
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lol@stereotyping typo.
May 7th, 2006
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You f*cking rule.
May 7th, 2006
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STEROTYPING
May 7th, 2006
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AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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I'm almost out of college... so not funny to me, but scary.
May 7th, 2006
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heh
May 7th, 2006
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No teacher writes like that. Obviously fake, but I chuckled a bit.
May 7th, 2006
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Fake + Highly overused annoying music.
May 7th, 2006
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It's true, as well.
May 7th, 2006
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How about a 1 for yet another obviously fake paper/grading. Once again, no teacher has handwriting you, or any other autistic middle schoolers like yourself.
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5 for Olympia.
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NICE TRY f*gGOTS...DOWNVOTE GOOD SITES SO YOUR OWN GAY sh*t CAN GET UPVOTED...YOU ALL LOVE BALLS ALL OVER YOU *ssholeS.
May 7th, 2006
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Make love to me
May 7th, 2006
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fake
May 7th, 2006
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but I'll give you a real sad face!
May 7th, 2006
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Teachers can have very bad handwriting. It could possibly be real (assuming the creator did not already confirm it wasn't) because I've handed in some pretty bad things that were still graded.
May 7th, 2006
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f*ck school and thats A grade material ffs.
May 7th, 2006
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You win.
May 7th, 2006
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I'm confused as to how you got 37%...
May 7th, 2006
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But only because China was like Jesus we are out of ammo.
May 7th, 2006
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this took me 20 minutes to read, because i was laughing so hard that i passed out
May 7th, 2006
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you are spending way too much on ytmnd if you are actually handing in papers like that.
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5, that took muchos huevos grandes
May 7th, 2006
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fake, but made me tear up in laughter, so 5'd
May 7th, 2006
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hillarious, lol
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Who cares if this is fake it is a great piss-take of so many things. Comedy genious
May 7th, 2006
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I found 37% to be quite generous, lol. I like how the grader actually continued to try to grade, even crossing out the dat "2020" to correct it.
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omfg beyond rifk
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just.. awesome
May 7th, 2006
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That Macgyver part had me cracking up.
May 7th, 2006
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Amusing enough for a five, even though obviously a fake.
May 7th, 2006
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Sterotyping!
May 7th, 2006
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37 dicks?
May 7th, 2006
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In a Row?
May 7th, 2006
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New music
May 7th, 2006
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OMFG. Win.
May 7th, 2006
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that uis the bomb digity 5'd for risking a failing grade on a history paper
May 7th, 2006
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Fived.
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lol
May 7th, 2006
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You failed to prove ANYTHING with the presented information.
May 7th, 2006
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As bloody fake as it is (as in a teacher ACTUALLY grading it, lol), it was still pretty freaking funny. Can you say "TIME PARADOX!"? Anyways, try to get an ACTUAL teacher to grade it. Just for fun, not for a grade.
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on your test you get 5%
May 7th, 2006
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3 for spelling "stereotyping" wrong
May 7th, 2006
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Ok, I'm thinking you did turn this paper in.m Even though i've never seen a teacher with that bad handwritting before. I'll give it to you, funny sh*t.
May 7th, 2006
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I like it.
May 7th, 2006
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even if its not fake... its stupid.
May 7th, 2006
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even if it is fake, its still pretty damn funny
May 7th, 2006
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that should be an A+
May 7th, 2006
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disgraceful and stupid. f*ck yourself and die. even if you ever actually have sex, you will NEVER pleasure a woman. Sucks for you, tardboy.
May 7th, 2006
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lol, axe! :-)
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People are so pissy. I give you a B.
May 7th, 2006
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I like the way he gave up before the end. When he hit the word "Banana," he was like, "Ok, I think this is a joke." Smart teacher.
May 7th, 2006
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This could be easily faked but the actual paper is funny nonetheless.
May 7th, 2006
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That's weak.
May 7th, 2006
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Are you doubters f*cking kidding me? How can this be fake?! Even if it is it's an excellent idea.
May 7th, 2006
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Wow......even though its GOTTA be fake....5 for effort. Sweet zombie jesus on a pogo stick im gonna have to turn a similar paper in just to skrew with my government teacher.
May 7th, 2006
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Theoretically it could be real, my teachers (in college) misspell things all the time. When I complain they just note that they are not english teachers.
May 7th, 2006
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we'll you definitley aced the paper in the school of ytmnd.
May 7th, 2006
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How the f*ck did this get Top 15? View Hacked?
May 7th, 2006
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This kind of sh*t can only be funny if it's genuine, which this obviously isn't.
May 7th, 2006
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I used to hand in papers like this back in highschool/jr high. I realized those marks dont really count as long as you get the grad for University entry. Oh the laughs were had.
May 7th, 2006
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Whoa
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lmfao @ harry potter book next to paper.
May 7th, 2006
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hahaha, you've got balls, my friend. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt that this is legit. also, extra points for Axe and Potter.
May 7th, 2006
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Since there's absolutely no way anyone here can tell if it's a fake or not, i'm rating this based on the pure hilarity of the essay.
May 7th, 2006
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so f*ckin funny
May 7th, 2006
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meh
May 7th, 2006
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lawl.
May 7th, 2006
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I'd 5 it.
May 7th, 2006
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tl;dr
May 7th, 2006
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What made me laugh, is even with the glaring inconsistancies and history errors, the kid still got a 37%.
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He didn't really turn that in.
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LMAO
May 7th, 2006
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i don't think its fake
May 7th, 2006
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your should grade you teachers handwriting.
May 7th, 2006
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awesome
May 7th, 2006
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fake but funny
May 7th, 2006
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Jesus thanks you
May 7th, 2006
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i hope you fail out of school
May 7th, 2006
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Jesus > Abraham Lincoln. 'Nuff said.
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Congrats on securing your future with having a Burger King job.
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fake
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Way to take one for the team dude.
May 7th, 2006
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Obvious fake, & not funny
May 7th, 2006
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i'm tired of this joke. Even if it is real. if you wanna flunk out of classes that your parents spent tons of tuition for, go right ahead. Don't bore us though.
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this is painful. but for ytmnd? you are a martyr.
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Needs different music.
May 7th, 2006
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you get an "F" for "FAKE" stop trying to be cool; maybe you should find another hobby other than creating ytmnds
May 7th, 2006
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funny text but bad music, and anyone can write a dumb "project" and "correct" it themselves
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How obvious can you make it that it's fake?
May 7th, 2006
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GTFO phag
May 7th, 2006
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It's clear that you made this all youself. it wasn't really funny.
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STEREOTYPING?
May 7th, 2006
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Might be fake, but still funny. YTMND is not about real stuff.
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they were out of ammo i love it
May 7th, 2006
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stupid. not funny. and the worst part is the time you took to make this crappy ytmnd.
May 7th, 2006
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The best part is that, if this is for real, your teacher doesn't seem to understand the difference between a fragment and a run-on.
May 7th, 2006
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It may be fake -- but I want a better picture so I can see the last of the teachers comments.
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LO f*ckIN L
May 7th, 2006
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Even if it's fake, I lol'd a lot
May 7th, 2006
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how do you know it was fake? some people can clearly be that rediculous to do something like that for this website, besides its only 1 failing grade, easily brought up.
May 7th, 2006
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Awesome!
May 7th, 2006
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I cant belive you got a 37!
May 7th, 2006
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It's completely fake, or you'd have gotten a 0
May 7th, 2006
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Fake. No prof/teacher makes comments that stupid.
May 7th, 2006
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if this was real it would be funny
May 7th, 2006
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Hey! I wrote that same papar 7 years ago! That's plagarism! xD
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I love you.
May 7th, 2006
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If the guy admits it's fake I'll 5 it.
May 7th, 2006
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hehe I love this paper, I give it an A+++++-
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I wish I could right that well :(
May 7th, 2006
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i know this sh*t is fake, but i turned in a paper about the civil war last year (8th grade) and it was how jesus won the war for our independence from britain in 2015 and i had a praragraph about how i become an assassin and slit bush's throat
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Wow, you're a dumbass.
May 7th, 2006
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-3 for Potter
May 7th, 2006
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you win.
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who gives a sh*t if its fake. everyone who has a brain knows its fake. so if you downvote it saying its fake you just a jackass. its like not liking the three stooges because you know its fake.
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Fake, but hilarious
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'Cept for the overused music, that was awesome =D
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your a moron, thanks for being a moron, and thanks for making it fake
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I cry for the future. Still, I lol'd.
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teachers don't have messy handwriting its an oxymoron you faker
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LOOOOLLL
May 7th, 2006
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Yeesh... the worst grade you could get!
May 7th, 2006
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fake as sh*t
May 7th, 2006
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"I turned in that history paper that you guys asked me to turn in." No you didn't, that's a faked evaluation. Don't try to insult our intelligence.
May 7th, 2006
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Fake as hell, but still amused me.
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tuus magister ebebet et interfendus est et non puto illud esse verum
May 7th, 2006
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YES MORE FAKE TESTS/PAPERS/DETENTION SLIPS!
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Very amusing. Too bad you used really old music.
May 7th, 2006
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Mildly entertaining
May 7th, 2006
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fight the power
May 7th, 2006
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Fake man, dont pretend. cause this would have like an immediate 0 for the jesus.
May 7th, 2006
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Obviously fake, but it's pretty funny nonetheless. -2 for that music. If you change the music to something else, I'll give you a five. Seriously, I'm tired of that stupid song!
May 7th, 2006
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But if I was the teacher I'd give a 100 and write down O RLY?
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its funny but fake. how many teachers would say "more like 5"
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Err... good job... failing?
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lol theres no way u would hand in a paper with n*gg* on it.
May 7th, 2006
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rofl
May 7th, 2006
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No teacher would ever mispell stereotype.
May 7th, 2006
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Fake, unless your English teacher has horrible grammar skills (made several mistakes in the corrections. Regardless, hilarious. 5'ed.
May 7th, 2006
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I think everyone's established that it's fake...but it's still funny...if I could go back to high school, I'd turn in papers and sh*t like this all the time roffle XD
May 7th, 2006
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I forgot a closing parenthesis in a comment where I was discussing grammar. Self-pwned.
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WHY ARE ALL YTMND USES 13-17 YEAR OLD f*gGOTS WITHOUT A SENSE OF HUMOR? God, as much as I enjoy this site -- the user base is comprised of mindless retards.
May 7th, 2006
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yeah that DEFINITELY IS TEACHER'S writing. Oh wait you corrected it yourself. idiot.
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"its like not liking the three stooges because you know its fake." Except the Three Stooges are funny and this is garbage.
May 7th, 2006
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fake. Work on handwriting.
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music really doesnt fit.
May 7th, 2006
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Fake. Kthx.
May 7th, 2006
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i'd totally agree with foamingpanda, but his name is retarded.
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gay.
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a riveting piece of literature.
May 7th, 2006
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37% WTF? Id give it an 80% if it was for YTMND, but 5% if it was for the civil war. :P
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I LOL'D!
May 7th, 2006
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lol, you have a dell
May 7th, 2006
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Fake yes, but the whole Jesus in the roaring twenties thing was pretty funny
May 7th, 2006
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Fake...but the fake writing was pretty entertaining.
May 7th, 2006
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lol. Thank you, Jesus.
May 7th, 2006
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I should turn that in for my history h.w. this week>:)
May 7th, 2006
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...
May 7th, 2006
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XD
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pretty good, but please choose different music :3
May 7th, 2006
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really dumb and fake
May 7th, 2006
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Too much work for fakeness do be counted against it! (Teachers have better handwriting). This really made my day. So many bullsh-t papers I've done.
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OMFG thats so fake... so lame...
May 7th, 2006
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BTW the Dramatic YTMND music you used is: Requiem for a Dream (2000 Film) [SOUNDTRACK] Clint Mansell, Kronos Quartet
May 7th, 2006
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5 for having an axe
May 7th, 2006
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Fake but funny.
May 7th, 2006
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ahahaha you are teh winnar
May 7th, 2006
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That was hilarious you're my civil war hero for turning that thing in! you rox0rz!!1!!11one!
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Fake no teacher has that terrible hand writing
May 7th, 2006
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5 for actually turning it in
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lol you didn't turn this in did you?
May 7th, 2006
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screw the fakenesss its f*cken hilarious i dont understand why u wouldnt 5 this
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What makes you think it was fake? I've turned in papers like that before.
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lol, harry potter
May 7th, 2006
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too much reading
May 7th, 2006
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The grading is fake, but the paper is funny enough to outweigh that.
May 7th, 2006
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rofl they joined a new server because jesus is a hax0r :O
May 7th, 2006
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What the teacher didnt know was, this was YTMND history not World history lmao.
May 7th, 2006
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f*cking hilarious
May 7th, 2006
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A history teacher wouldn't grade like an English teacher. That's not their job.
May 7th, 2006
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you are a retard
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fake but I love it
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Why can't someone fake something that looks remotely real anymore?
May 7th, 2006
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if it was real i would 5, funny though
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nice pakistan
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You had to be brave or stupid to turn that in. Either way you suck at history.
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classic.... simply hilarious! music was a bit much though lol Jesus mods!
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