lol, creationism
Created on: May 9th, 2006
lol, creationism
Triceratops = Jesus Horse

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lol
May 9th, 2006
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loltronic.
May 9th, 2006
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I've seen it before and it still makes no sense.
May 9th, 2006
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good old Jesus Horses. Question: When do creationists think dinosaurs died out?
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Creationism FTL.
May 10th, 2006
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lol @ creationism
May 10th, 2006
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but uhm, under creationalism, dinosaurs wouldn't have existed - or if they did, they would have only 5000 years ago - hrm, which do you believe? creationism is so stupid
May 10th, 2006
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lol
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Answer: When Noah sailed the seven seas.
May 10th, 2006
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lol, downvoted
May 10th, 2006
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excellent
May 10th, 2006
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Would have been 5, except for the comma after the lol.
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yes.... YES!
May 10th, 2006
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Why is the triceratops flying?
May 10th, 2006
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The lol, _______ fad is a great way to express religious, moral, and political beliefs
May 10th, 2006
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lol, one-star rating
May 10th, 2006
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Nope, not cool
May 10th, 2006
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Funniest thing is that creationist call it Intelligent Design. How could creation be so low and a design based on a limited human attribute like intelligence.
May 10th, 2006
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To the downvoting creationists: Honey, sweety... Sugarbob... Funkybunch... There is no god, and you are massive tools. =D
May 10th, 2006
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good stuff, lol
May 10th, 2006
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it looks like it says erectionism
May 10th, 2006
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Your audio loop is sh*t.
May 10th, 2006
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shiut, creationism and intelligent design are not the same thing.
May 10th, 2006
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jesus sucks.. but its funny
May 10th, 2006
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May 10th, 2006
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LOLZ ATHEISM OMG SCIENCE
May 10th, 2006
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i lawled.
May 10th, 2006
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science needs glassed cos its short sighted
May 10th, 2006
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*glasses. I need some new keys FGS!
May 10th, 2006
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Ok, but you can already hear the flamewar...
May 10th, 2006
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Let's see... atheism = a religion without the god part.
May 10th, 2006
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lol, jew-rusalem
May 10th, 2006
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Awesome. I'd 5 this multiple times to balance out the creationist retards, but whatever.
May 10th, 2006
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Straight to hell. lol
May 10th, 2006
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according to people who take the bible literally, they claim there is evidence in the bible that dinosaurs existed among humans.... Carbon Dating FTW
May 10th, 2006
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I merely attempted to begin the war. I've already offended so many :3
May 10th, 2006
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n1
May 10th, 2006
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Just the word creationism is hilarious. Just like how I chuckle whenever I say "life begins at conception"
May 10th, 2006
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not what i expected at all, 4 for the pleasent suprise.
May 10th, 2006
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Incredibly funny.
May 10th, 2006
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Excellent.
May 10th, 2006
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The world was created in 7 days. BELIEVE IT OR GO TO HELL! Also... why did God give the T-Rex such pitiful arms?
May 10th, 2006
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"Why is the triceratops flying?" He's jesus, lol. "The world was created in 7 days. BELIEVE IT OR GO TO HELL! Also... why did God give the T-Rex such pitiful arms?" Too prevent them from training in the was of the ninja.
May 10th, 2006
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the dinosaurs lived in the garden of eden... adam and eve rode them to church, duh.
May 10th, 2006
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Jesus Horse ftw
May 10th, 2006
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Oh that Jesus.
May 10th, 2006
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WHY IS THERE A CHILD??
May 10th, 2006
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Darwin > God
May 10th, 2006
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Owns.
May 10th, 2006
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hehe
May 10th, 2006
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Win. I would also have accepted Abraham on a dimetrodon.
May 10th, 2006
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I f*ckin HAAAAAAAAAATE this music.
May 10th, 2006
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ok haven't see a good lol______ site in a while, plus the top 15 is filled with sh*t most days so 5
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dog dirt.
May 10th, 2006
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Well, if life was not created, how do you think it came about? Evolution? which still can't explain the eye or sexual reproduction? ooo, carbon dating... which showed living creatures as being thousands of years old, I trust that:)
May 10th, 2006
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NEWS FLASH! CREATIONIST MUSEUM UNEARTHS 5,000 YEAR OLD T-REX SKELETON!
May 10th, 2006
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so you took my comment off. Lol, not funny
May 10th, 2006
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this is kinda sucky - the fad is wearing out.
May 10th, 2006
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Retarded American Bible Nerds FTL. Oh, and evolution has an explanation for the eye, which is one of our most flawed organs. And for sexual recreation, too - which has advantages due to heploid recreation. Oh, carbon dating also shows our world is 4.4
May 10th, 2006
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Lanik is in denial.
May 10th, 2006
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billion years old - lower end is the lowest age according to all our carbon dating, 4.6 is the age of our solar system.
May 10th, 2006
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JESUS HORSE 4tW!
May 10th, 2006
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Are there really still creationists out there? lol
May 10th, 2006
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Hahaha, genius!
May 10th, 2006
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hahahaha thaqts f*cking hilarous, creationism, lawl
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rofl
May 10th, 2006
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meh
May 10th, 2006
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Creationists believe that the dinosaurs died out shortly after the Flood, when the changed atmospheric conditions could no longer support their unique anatomy and biochemistry.
May 10th, 2006
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5'd...Creationism rules!!! :D
May 10th, 2006
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...
May 10th, 2006
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Lanik you are in pure denial, the eye is explained in evolution, and so is reproduction. Keep grabbing at things in despiration though maybe you will find something, or has your world collapsed?
May 10th, 2006
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WIN
May 10th, 2006
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weak
May 10th, 2006
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These are never funny
May 10th, 2006
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Are you a bad enough dude to downvote Jesus?
May 10th, 2006
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My interpretation: "I'm too dumb to understand Evolution and all that scientific stuff so I'll just believe that some superior force created everything out of nothing"
May 10th, 2006
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An overplayed fad, but I love the "Jesus horse" bit.
May 10th, 2006
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dinosaurs = jesus horses
May 10th, 2006
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Dinosaurs are a government hoax, and Jesus is in my pizza. Holy Mary tastes good with some butter, and my god washes down great with some genocide. lol, modern christians
May 10th, 2006
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amazing.
May 10th, 2006
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lol, these never get old
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teh suck ftl
May 10th, 2006
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lol, Overused fad.
May 10th, 2006
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What AtomicRobot said. Lol @ stupid creationists, who view a dichotomy between Creationism and Evolution, even though the two aren't mutually exclusive. 5'd.
May 10th, 2006
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Atheism for the win.
May 10th, 2006
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http://christianatheism.ytmnd.com/
May 10th, 2006
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LOL! Jesus riding a Triceratops! FAVS!
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it's not a triceratops, it's a jesus horse
May 10th, 2006
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nice
May 10th, 2006
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absolute gold.
May 10th, 2006
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this fad will never die
May 10th, 2006
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lololololol
May 10th, 2006
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If I were Jesus I'd ride a dinosaur.
May 10th, 2006
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lol unfunny stab at religion
May 10th, 2006
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Christianity FTL!
May 10th, 2006
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Haha, brilliantly done.
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I gain faith in humanity's intelligence every time I hear someone argue against Creat---"Intelligent Design."
May 10th, 2006
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5 to balance out the tards who think "god" exists and downvotes this site..
May 10th, 2006
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Skeet skeet. Dinosaurs on the Ark. http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/dino_ark.html rofl
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Huge f*cking applaude, I wish I could give you 10 stars
May 10th, 2006
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heh
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Genius
May 10th, 2006
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...first, willowisp, all those who downvoted this site, myself included, did so because it joins an unfunny trite fad. Second: you aren't balancing anything. Third: your generalization of those religious as "tards" displays your inability to accept foreig
May 10th, 2006
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foreign concepts.
May 10th, 2006
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dear papjohn, the word dinosaur wasn't invented until 1841. you are wrong.
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oh come on, I'm a Catholic and I gave it 5. Mind you, I am a freak for various reasons...
May 10th, 2006
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Haha
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5 for pissing off the ignoratii
May 10th, 2006
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Yeah, I'd have sex with this.
May 10th, 2006
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jesus
May 10th, 2006
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I was listening to a Devil-Worship song before I clicked this.
May 10th, 2006
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sicne dinousaurs!!
May 10th, 2006
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JESUS HORSES!
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riding the dinosaur
May 10th, 2006
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You have been upvoted by Mr. Upvoter!
May 10th, 2006
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that's enough blasphemy for today
May 10th, 2006
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Jesus Horses!
May 10th, 2006
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nice good stuff. for those who can't figure it out, look at what he's riding on. It is a dinosaur, which existed a way long time ago, before christians believe the earth was "created".
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lol, Jesus Horses
May 10th, 2006
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Jesus riding a Triceratops = 5
May 10th, 2006
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Not really a fad of this trend in general but this was funny. Woulda have found a way to give you a 6 if it had been raptor jesus riding on his back. :)
May 10th, 2006
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silly creationist
May 10th, 2006
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Even they Catholics and the Vatican agree Creationism is a form of "supersticious paganism". Like I said, Evangelist bible nerds.
May 10th, 2006
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^i agree creationism is bunk nonsense, but backing up an argument with the vatican seal of approval probably isn't your strongest option.
May 10th, 2006
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Why do christians want people to hate them? Oh right, to feed their persecution complex.
May 10th, 2006
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Clever, but lacks direction
May 10th, 2006
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lol, f*ggotory
May 10th, 2006
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damn, I wasn't able to stop it ~_~
May 10th, 2006
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feh
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Lol, jesus horse.
May 10th, 2006
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hah f*cking uhwwwsome
May 10th, 2006
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Haha, stupid conservative christians are always great to make fun of.
May 10th, 2006
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If god created the universe, then I created god! http://the-brights.net/
May 10th, 2006
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Fail. It totally should've been the picture of God from the Sistine Chapel where he's pointing like Ronald McDonald.
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FurryRaptor approves.
May 10th, 2006
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Quite good. Jesus riding dinosaurs is the way God intended.
May 10th, 2006
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Would be a five if you had Jurassic Park music.
May 10th, 2006
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lol lanik, cant explain the EYE?! how about our atmosphere is opake to every section in the electromagnetic spectrum except for a certain radio signals, and *gasp* the exact range of frequencies that our eyes can see! why cant we see infared, why cant w
May 10th, 2006
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You Win 5 Internets!
May 10th, 2006
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"Well, if life was not created, how do you think it came about? Evolution?" I'll answer that; The assumption that every event has a cause, although common in our experience, is not necessarily universal. The apparent lack of cause for some events, such as
May 10th, 2006
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Here's a good way to deal with Chrisitians. Here is a database of creationist claims and the reasons they aren't right. http://www.talkorigins.org/indexcc/list.html#CF000
May 10th, 2006
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haha damn christians
May 10th, 2006
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Dammit. It cut off, but it is a great site, so check it out if you're tired of terribly thought out Creationist arguments.
May 10th, 2006
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I'm terribly tired of the religion bashing that inevitably erupts every time a site like this is created.
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I have no idea what this has to do with creationism, but it made me laugh. This is coming from a lol, creationist.
May 10th, 2006
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Shameless self promotion: http://creationproof.ytmnd.com/
May 10th, 2006
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6 day creation ftw
May 10th, 2006
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Lawl, humans riding dinosaurs.
May 10th, 2006
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hxc
May 10th, 2006
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Here's some creationism evidence for you. You're nothing but a big walking block of matter. How are you coherent? How are you sentient? Amino acids coming together in some biological soup? I think not.
May 10th, 2006
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actually, that sounds about right
May 10th, 2006
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Yeah, for anyone who doesn't know what reality is.
May 10th, 2006
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The 'lol' fad is so overdone. It's lazy and results in uninspired, boring YTMNDs just like this.
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lol, jesus horses!
May 10th, 2006
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LOL creationism
May 10th, 2006
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That's pretty funny. 5'd for fighting the machine.
May 10th, 2006
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nice. religion is stupid
May 10th, 2006
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Bubble must shake independently of the foreground image!
May 10th, 2006
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Jesus Dino 4 da win!
May 10th, 2006
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best, ytmnd, ever.
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MAY THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER BLESS YOU WITH HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE.
May 10th, 2006
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made me laugh
May 10th, 2006
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5'd for funny. And all you mortals should STFU because no one knows anything for sure. =P Bible or science.
May 10th, 2006
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Oned! Get a bit of INDEPENDENT THOUGHT, fool.
May 10th, 2006
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i believe the forum code would be [pwn] [/pwn]
May 11th, 2006
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Hahahahhaha good stuff
May 15th, 2006
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best. ytmnd. almost. ever.
May 15th, 2006
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Retarded Christians: The dinosaurs lived 65 MILLION years ago during the cretaceous. The flooding of this age happened in slow, gradual, sequences -- humans weren't even alive (our ancient mammalia rat ancestors flourished in this era though). Humans are only about 250,000 years old -- dumbasses. Please go seek an education immediately, thanks.
May 15th, 2006
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HybridX101's a little cranky, he hasn't been molested by his priest lately.
May 16th, 2006
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I find it quite hilarious when religious freaks argue with scientists about science. These are the same kind people that 400 years ago said the sun orbits around the earth.
May 18th, 2006
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HybridX: The Bible also says were all going to hell for anyone of these unpardonable sins: having a period outside of a forest, wearing clothing made of blended fibers, and crop rotation. The world would be a better place if we all started taking religious texts as the (admittedly great) pieces of literature that they are, written by people who understood what metaphor and symbolism are, and not have them taken as literal law by those who don't.
May 21st, 2006
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lol, creationism
May 21st, 2006
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5 just because making fun of creationism is funny.
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Taking into account that the Earth slows down around 1 second every year, how could dinosaurs have lived 65 million years ago? The Earth would have been moving way too fast to sustain any sort of life. The winds would have been well over 500 miles per hour due to the Coriolis Effect.
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According to the Second Law of Thermodynamics, "Everything gets worse with time, nothing gets better with time". Knowing this, how could we have gotten better over time by evolving?
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Assuming that the Earth is 4.6 billion years old, how could life have started due to Abiogenesis? If there was oxygen in the atmosphere, the life attempting to form would have just died due to oxidization, as Stanley L. Miller and Harold C. Urey expirimented with. To overcome the oxidization problem, people say that there was no oxygen present when abiogenesis was being performed. Without oxygen, there is no ozone layer to protect the Earth from harmful UV rays, which destroy the potential organism.
May 22nd, 2006
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^shouldn't you be playing with yourself while watching the discovery channel or something?^
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Foamingpanda.....Christians don't believe that Dinosaurs were alive 65 million years ago. We believe that God created the world around 5,000 or so years ago. So don't go telling us the scientists "Theories" to back up yourself.
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Anyway the site that somone posted earlier about how to deal with Christians can easily be pushed aside by a good Christian Scientist that knows the FACTS and not some made up bull from some guy who is a freshmen in college acting like he's smart.
May 23rd, 2006
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^"by a good Christian Scientist"^ You mean they exist?!
May 26th, 2006
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yay, downvoted.
June 2nd, 2006
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Clutch: The rate of Earth's slowing is MUCH less than you describe. Your argument assumes that the rate of slowing has been constant, and has been eternally connected with the improperly assigned times of atomic clocks. Earth has slowed down an average of around 2 seconds every 100,000 years, not a second a year. In fact, a HUNDRED million years ago, the planet only rotated less than 4 hours slower. That may mean a wider earth, but not 500 mile per hour coriolis winds.
June 2nd, 2006
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As well, applying the 2nd law of thermodynamics as an argument against natural selection is like saying that because I can run full speed against another person and only bruise him, I can run full speed WITH a car at him, and get the same result. Two different systems are involved. Thermodynamics and natural selection, though at some level linked by being in the same physical world, have many theorems that do not apply to each other.
June 2nd, 2006
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We are also not an end result of evolution, i.e. we are not "better" because of evolution, or more perfect. We are adapted to our changing environment, and it is only the vanity of humans (a sin, I might add) that assumes that we are the end pinnacle of creation. Finally, your argument against abiogenesis misreads the conclusions of the Miller/Urey experiment, assumes Earth's atmosphere has been constant, that water doesn't have an diminishing effect on the sun's rays, regardless of ozone in the air.
June 2nd, 2006
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God's creation is too vast and wonderful to be wholly quantified and condensed into a 600 page, highly edited, highly political, highly mistranslated, and ultimately, highly human book. Expand your horizons, yo.
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people always forget that God could have created the Earth with dinosaur fosils in it. Expand your horizons, and logic, yo.
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*fossils
June 25th, 2006
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I find it much more plausible that the scientific evidence about the world prior to 5000 years ago means that the world EXISTED more than 5000 years ago. As opposed to a world that God would create with general physical evidence that the world was created around 5 or 6 billion years ago...just to fool people who follow logical scientific method? Just to make anyone with an education and an open mind look bad? Are you kidding me? God created the universe, yes, but not just to test man's belief in him.
June 26th, 2006
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fived for great justice
July 1st, 2006
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I can't BELIEVE people's comments here - believing that the Universe began AFTER human agriculture.
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lol
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lol, jesus.
July 3rd, 2006
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People who go to college are less likely to believe in one set idea of god. With the increase in the amount of educated people in the world, the ideas of moral relativism, and the secularism being spread around the world, I think that within the next 100 to 200 years religion will be dead in most country civilized cultures. That or Jesus will come and kick our *ss before that... it could happen
July 4th, 2006
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Nice.
July 6th, 2006
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lol, unintelligent design.
July 16th, 2006
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jesus on a dinasaur is an instant win
July 16th, 2006
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Mary had a little lamb; whose fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
July 18th, 2006
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Creationalism ftl. Anyone who seriously thinks "God" put fossiles in the ground to fool us needs to be shot and left to rot in a gutter.
July 19th, 2006
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aw c'mon, everybody knows the earth is only 5000 years old. The dinosaurs died out whan the great flood came. Noah couldn't fit dinosaurs on that arc.
July 19th, 2006
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Science approves.
July 20th, 2006
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Blasphemy! Woo!
July 22nd, 2006
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hahaha
July 23rd, 2006
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July 26th, 2006
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LOL im voting one so im automatically a christian!!11!1!
July 27th, 2006
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http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/thermo/probability.html
August 2nd, 2006
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This actually makes me really laugh...I'm showing my friends. Good Stuff.
August 5th, 2006
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=p
August 14th, 2006
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That music can make anything funny.
August 19th, 2006
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i smell the work of scientology :O lol big bang theory where did that huge mass of matter come from? you dont know, so stfu :D
August 20th, 2006
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I'm an atheist, not a scientologist, dumbass. Asking me what came before the big bang is like me asking you what came before God. Maybe you should make a ytmnd before you criticize someone else.
September 4th, 2006
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lol creationism
September 8th, 2006
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Neither perfect or imperfect. †JC
September 12th, 2006
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DINOSAUR PIZZA!
September 16th, 2006
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I would have 3'ed this, except for the creationist comments. Chreationists fail at biology, genetics, mathematics, physics, astronomy, geology, geography, and life.
September 18th, 2006
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You gotta love how creationists try to pretend they aren't ignorant... by pulling out the same terrible arguments that belie igonrance of things like the 2nd law, astronomy, and all the rest. FTL!
September 30th, 2006
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Jesus would have rode a T. Rex. This YTMND is full of lies.
October 1st, 2006
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This rules. Fav'd
January 14th, 2007
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WINRAR!
August 13th, 2007
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lol, people taking Bible as a history book
May 12th, 2009
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i lol'd
May 12th, 2009
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heh, then they'll say that DINOSAURS are the lie.