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John Matrix takes on his toughest foe yet... The Bauer, in a bout to knock the other guy out.

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May 13th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA - nice! Anything Jack Bauer-related is worth 5ing, but then you went ahead and tossed in some John Matrix action at no additional cost. WIN all the way around!
May 13th, 2006
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Jack Fcuking Bauer FTW. 5'd
May 13th, 2006
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indeed. it's a great comparison. jack has finesse, john matrix has raw power
May 13th, 2006
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I'm sure there's a spare Internet around here we can give you for this.
May 13th, 2006
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Great ytmnd, but c'mon we all know Jack Bauer would pwn John Matrix.
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severely underrated
May 13th, 2006
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I voted today!
May 13th, 2006
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LOL, it looks like Bauer's already knocked out everyone in the back of the plane
May 13th, 2006
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I like how in both none of the other passengers notice it at all.
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"LOL, it looks like Bauer's already knocked out everyone in the back of the plane" "I like how in both none of the other passengers notice it at all." Hahahaha, exactly!
May 13th, 2006
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I have to say, I think The Bauer pulls off the move with more style and stealth. Arnie just whams it in there without looking...
May 13th, 2006
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JACK BAUER FTW
May 13th, 2006
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May 13th, 2006
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lol
May 13th, 2006
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Arnold one is 100X cooler!!!!11 f*ck Jack Bauer!!!11 J00 AR MEIN NAUW!!!
May 13th, 2006
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But does Bauer break his neck and stick a blanet over him after the elbow? I don't think so...
May 13th, 2006
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I enjoyed this.
May 13th, 2006
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Hehe. Very nice!
May 13th, 2006
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wow...when I saw that ep of 24 I knew I recognized that move. jack bauer learns from the best.
May 13th, 2006
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matrix wins
May 13th, 2006
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Bauer is a pussy
May 13th, 2006
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But Arnie jumps off the moving plane like a pu$sy. Does he lock the guy in the airhold, take over the plane at gunpoint and land it on a freeway risking the lives of everyone aboard? I don't think so.
May 13th, 2006
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They're BOTH winners.
May 13th, 2006
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JACK BAUER NEEDS NO TURBULENCE!
May 13th, 2006
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In before top 15.
May 13th, 2006
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Arnold and Bauer in the same YTMND.... THANK YOU Roachy!
May 13th, 2006
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I just realised they both seem to be modelling the same watch...
May 14th, 2006
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HAHA, I like the life bar. Roachy's on a roll!!!
May 22nd, 2006
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http://jackvsarnold.ytmnd.com/ I had this idea before. You did split screen though, which is nice.
May 23rd, 2006
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Arnold cares enough to make sure the bad guy gets a pillow and a blanket. But Jack doesn't care about any of that sentimental bullsh*t, he just goes for the win.
May 27th, 2006
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Jack's looked more natural.
May 27th, 2006
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oh...my....god
May 27th, 2006
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sh*t yeah! Go Jack!
May 29th, 2006
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LOL, I wanted to rip that moment in 24 and make it an "epic Jack Bauer Maneuver" ytmnd, including slipping the pillow behind his head after the elbow...but I lost the episode. :(
May 29th, 2006
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Bauer FTW, he tucks a pillow underneath the guys head just after this :D
June 20th, 2006
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I'am Ron Burgundy ?
June 20th, 2006
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Jack Bauer hit that guy like a bitch. Matrix SLAMED that guy.
July 2nd, 2006
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Fantastic!
July 3rd, 2006
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John Matrix wins because he smacked the black guy
August 25th, 2006
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the one in commando looks more realistic, the other just kinda goes to sleep
October 23rd, 2006
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Matrix wins!! Come on, he hits him so hard books go flying. lol
January 7th, 2007
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I dunno, I think Matrix won that one... I think he hit him harder.
January 7th, 2007
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Plus, his main adversary wears chain mail. Matrix wins.
January 13th, 2007
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"But Arnie jumps off the moving plane like a pu$sy. Does he lock the guy in the airhold, take over the plane at gunpoint and land it on a freeway risking the lives of everyone aboard? I don't think so." ... Because if Arnie did this, his daughter would die. You eTard. You get a 1 for not understanding the storyline of Commando.
January 15th, 2007
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January 28th, 2007
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YES!
February 17th, 2007
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Jack Bauer wins.
March 8th, 2007
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No way John Matrix wins this hands down.
March 20th, 2007
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Jack Baurer is doing it waay too slow. It looks so fake.
March 24th, 2007
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Arnold actually put some effort into it. Bauer barely hit him.
March 26th, 2007
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lag some more.
February 23rd, 2017
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Needs to be another version with Jack Reacher.