Naked Hot Santa Elves
Created on: May 15th, 2006
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May 15th, 2006
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what's with the two rape victims on the top left? gtfo
May 15th, 2006
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Hot!
May 15th, 2006
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And here I thought I was going to regret clicking on this. Gratuitous nudity ftw.
May 15th, 2006
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mmm, 2nd to right on the top FTW.
May 15th, 2006
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This YTMND delivers.
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wow... shouldn't have clicked on this at work :(
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best first comment ever.
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!!0_0!!
May 15th, 2006
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5 for being as advertised and not being tub girl.
May 15th, 2006
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The title was misleading. I was expecting, you know, actual elves.
May 15th, 2006
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4tw lawl
May 15th, 2006
(0)
the chicks on the left belong in a brochure on the terrors of breast implants.
May 15th, 2006
(0)
Would have been a 5 except for the two big FAKE sets on the left side. It's a shame to, those girls look good except for the silicon.
May 15th, 2006
(0)
Faptastic. But too bad this will go to NSFW... and fake tits on the left...
May 15th, 2006
(0)
Correct.
May 15th, 2006
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False tits suck. Oh well.
May 15th, 2006
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OH MY GOD. GTFO with the anorexic stripper/coke fiends on the top left.
August 22nd, 2006
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its going to be a nice christmas
December 11th, 2006
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This is neither funny nor creative. But ah well I came.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Woah.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
merry christmas
December 11th, 2006
(0)
what's up with the weirdo with the metal 'cones'? what a loser
December 11th, 2006
(0)
5'd but -1 for the ginger chick
December 11th, 2006
(0)
What the heck is an explantatiuon? If it's a street term for oral sex, I beg to differ.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
This site is disgusting and creepy and wrong, If these women were your mothers would you be examining their breasts?
December 11th, 2006
(0)
wow you searched for "christmas porn" on google, congratulations
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Wonder if Santa gave them their fake tits for Christmas...
December 11th, 2006
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fap fap. . . and fap
December 11th, 2006
(0)
i was expected horribleness as well, what a pleasant surprise.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
upper left one has freaky boobs. Damn fakes.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Ill 3 this site. although i enjoy boobies, its a fairly cheap way to go for a rating.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
i like them to play with my toys
December 11th, 2006
(0)
5 , great find !
December 11th, 2006
(0)
only two cute girls
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Those who didn't five this: you're f*gs.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
OMG BOOBS God you kids need to get out more.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
OMG, that redhead on the bottom right is SO GORGEOUS.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Hoe hoe hoes
December 11th, 2006
(0)
lol @ 1st comment
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Wow wow wee wow!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
O.O
December 11th, 2006
(0)
nice
December 11th, 2006
(0)
WHY IS THERE A CHILD!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Jesus Christ those are some awful boobs.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Sarah Blake is front row, second from left. Don't ask me how I know.
December 11th, 2006
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Dude, I thought it would be a sick joke, and then I saw this. I love you. PS I just realized I have this picture too. heh.
December 11th, 2006
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There's only 1 attractive one, and you covered up a couple with text.
December 11th, 2006
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Zing!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
wow, top left had a pretty bad boob job
December 11th, 2006
(0)
" fails for hideous false tits on the right" I think you mean left
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Oh god they're ulgy
December 11th, 2006
(0)
And now I remember why I made my Instant 5 site.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
5 for BNL...and BNL
December 11th, 2006
(0)
where's the goatse :(
December 11th, 2006
(0)
I'd like to ride in their open sleighs...
December 11th, 2006
(0)
-2 for two bad boob jobs.... COME ON ! there has to be some better and raunchier x-mas pr0n/nudity out there!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
-1 for fake tits
December 11th, 2006
(0)
wasnt this from Mean Girls?
December 11th, 2006
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5 because it gave me a boner ^.^
December 11th, 2006
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Bottom right is the only one I'd pick, maybe another but some of them look ugh.
December 11th, 2006
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NWS YOU BASTARD ^__^
December 11th, 2006
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second from right, bottom row plzkthx. the rest of them, ehhhh, except maybe the bottom second from left
December 11th, 2006
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WTF...they let an asian into the party where she doesn't belong, and then she has to be the only one to cover up with metal nipple covers...replace with a white bitch!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
This would have been 5'ed, but unforunatly, upper left 2 have some wall-eyed freaky fake boobs. second from lower left though, MINE.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Hot! indeed
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Because when I think "tits", I think "ytmnd."
December 11th, 2006
(0)
tit implants for the f*cking lose. fail
December 11th, 2006
(0)
aweosme
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Post the link for the image please? Im trying to find out the girls name top row second from the right... :P I gave +5 for teh Bewbs, however, we all went to High School, try to be more creative next time, add some spice :)
December 11th, 2006
(0)
that cured my monday blues
December 11th, 2006
(0)
HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!!!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
I was seriously expecting some deformed midget/tubgirl type crap. 2 stars for proving my exspectations wrong, +3 stars for the girl on the top right, the one on the bottom 2nd from the left, and the girl on the bottom 3rd from the left. -1 for most of the rest and their sh*tty boob jobs.
December 11th, 2006
(0)
5d 5d5d 5d!!! the best thing ive seen all day
December 11th, 2006
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lol,go nudity! Btw,the last girl on the left side has fake breasts(yes,they are very fake,look close!XD)All the others are natural:-p
December 11th, 2006
(0)
yay boobs!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
i wuold like to point out there are ake titties on the left hand side
December 11th, 2006
(0)
boobies=5
December 11th, 2006
(0)
delivers
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Ho Ho Hos!
December 11th, 2006
(0)
That is quite hot. ftw
December 11th, 2006
(0)
They're not naked, douchebag, they're topless. Gods, I wish people would get that straight...
December 11th, 2006
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Those two in the top left are disgusting. When you can see a chicks rib cage they should not have boobs the size of my face. Also 1 for lack of effort and lack of funny.
December 11th, 2006
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2 for not being NEDM and plus 1 for titties.
December 11th, 2006
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i thought it was going to be male midgets. way to dissapoint me asshat.
December 11th, 2006
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F*ck, I came.
December 11th, 2006
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WHERE IS MY MIDGET PORN? Where is my midget porn? wHERE IS MY MIDGET PORN?
December 11th, 2006
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crop the 5 on the left out of the picture
December 11th, 2006
(0)
Asian with tin-foil tits FTW.
December 11th, 2006
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You should cite the artist. It's BNL's version. Also as others have mentioned, the two on the top left = DO NOT WANT, but 8/10 reduces to 4/5, so congratulations.
December 11th, 2006
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Fake tits > Flat, flappy ones on top right.
December 11th, 2006
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I'd go with the one in the bottom right with the ribbons...she's got the best bod by far. Those chicks in the upper left though are kinda scary...like they're anorexic or something.
December 11th, 2006
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u nerds are complainin about tits... lol
December 11th, 2006
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If someone wanted porn, couldn't they just search for it? Why do we need this on YTMND? Let alone the front page? This YTMND is cashing in on two things: The kids who are like "OMG BOOBS FIVE!" and the fact that you are able to put "Christmas" in the keywords to get it on the front page.
December 11th, 2006
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Too many fake tits on the left.
December 11th, 2006
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thank you.
December 11th, 2006
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creepy asian woman...-2
December 11th, 2006
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text totally not necesarry.
December 11th, 2006
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I'm giving this 5 stars b/c it started a conversation with my girlfriend about which boobs I liked and she wondered which nipples looked like hers. We both thought the girl on the bottom right was just about there.....but what was with the two fakers on the left? But thanks, you have driven my relationship one notch further...hooray!
December 11th, 2006
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delicious. ( . )( . )
December 11th, 2006
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why did you pic that versino of jingle bel-OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR!!
December 11th, 2006
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FAPFAPFAPFAPFAP!!!!!!!!!!!
December 11th, 2006
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i feel bad for chicks with no breasts. THe one with the fakes looks awful.....I think even no tities is better than bad looking implants....they just look too perfect
December 11th, 2006
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This deliverssss
December 11th, 2006
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most of them have sucky tits lol
December 11th, 2006
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good for the soul
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wow. ya know, i actually thought it would end up being naked old men sucking each other. thank science i was wrong.
December 11th, 2006
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top left two woof
December 11th, 2006
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what else do you expect from ytmnd
December 11th, 2006
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omg elf tits fap fap fap
December 12th, 2006
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Goddammit, i was looking forward to goatse! What the hell is this sh*t?!
December 12th, 2006
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Holy crap the front right girl is insanely white. Like her chest has never been exposed to the sun. EVER.
December 12th, 2006
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I am amused by the simplicity of this game. Bring me your finest meats and cheeses.
December 12th, 2006
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Omg.. the site is back.
December 12th, 2006
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Dibs bottom right
December 12th, 2006
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Broke ho's is a no-no.
December 12th, 2006
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Redhead on the bottom right, then brunette on the top, 4th from the right, then blonde on the bottom, far right.
December 12th, 2006
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ho ho ho...
December 12th, 2006
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the two on the left with the giant fate ugly boobs are stupid as hell for getting those stupid looking things put in
December 12th, 2006
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I was expecting polend.
December 12th, 2006
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http://vote5polandmachine.ytmnsfw.com/
December 12th, 2006
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-2; obvious tan lines = BAD.
December 12th, 2006
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the one on the top left had f*cked up tits man.
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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O creativity.
December 12th, 2006
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Anybody who likes "How To Prank a Telemarketer" on the theory that it brings new traffic to YTMND better not downvote this site if they wish to come off as coherent, since softcore porn sure as hell has the power to bring in new traffic as well. Hell, taking that theory to its logical conclusion, YTMND should allow for uploading of hardcore porn, since that will undoubtedly bring new traffic to YTMND and give the site greater exposure.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
NEEDS BIGGER LETTARS
December 12th, 2006
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also, TITTIES!
December 12th, 2006
(0)
you should remake this with everyone on the left deleted out. then id fav
December 12th, 2006
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pasties ft1
December 12th, 2006
(0)
The asian has robot nipples
December 12th, 2006
(0)
also, c*cks
December 12th, 2006
(0)
you....win... so much.... fap fap fap
December 12th, 2006
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how much f*cking longer do I have to see this sh*tty attempt at eroticism, because crack-whores really aren't that sexy
December 12th, 2006
(0)
Chick on the bottom left has Kano nipples. FINISH HIM!!!!!
December 12th, 2006
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i call the blonde chick on the bottom right kneeling down.
December 12th, 2006
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Now I have to clear my damn cache at work! THANKS! :^D
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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awesome?
December 12th, 2006
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DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!
December 12th, 2006
(0)
Holy Tits. will this get removed if its top 15?
December 12th, 2006
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Only two sets of worthwhile boobs there.
December 12th, 2006
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I came here expecting elves, 2nd biggest letdown with first being elfporn.com getting shut down
December 12th, 2006
(0)
Well actually, You forgot Poland.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
Absolutely nothing creative about this site.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
yeah
December 12th, 2006
(0)
THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WANTED PORN I KNOW WHERE THE F*CK TO FIND IT. GET YOUR SH*T OFF YTMND YOU MORON. THIS ISN'T A F*CKING PORN SITE, IF I WAN
December 12th, 2006
(0)
and now my bells are jingling.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
omgs you posted PORNZ. HERE IS YOUR MUCH DESERVED 5, BECAUSE THAT WAS A WHOLE LOT OF WORK. Dumbass.
December 12th, 2006
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five for sarah blake
December 12th, 2006
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lmao, the top left one has a seriously f*cked up boob job.
December 12th, 2006
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YAY for christmas tits! and sarah blake :D only f*ggots would complain about this being on ytmnd. dont click on it if you dont want to see it. I expect u could figure out that Naked Hot Santa Elves is something porn.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t, no wonder santa's still alive
December 12th, 2006
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top right is charlie laine for anyone who cares.
December 12th, 2006
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omg no shirts
December 12th, 2006
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Top left = Worst Tits Ever!
December 12th, 2006
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boobs
December 12th, 2006
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Some look fake, Some look raped, Some look anorexic. 3
December 12th, 2006
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Merry Christmas!
December 12th, 2006
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the text is blocking one of them
December 12th, 2006
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It's a trap? This obviously took you no effort at all, but i'm impressed that my click wasn't wasted!
December 12th, 2006
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Was expecting something loud and obnoxious. Greeted by boobs aint such a bad thing tho.
December 12th, 2006
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lmao at the one bitch wearing pasties.
December 12th, 2006
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O RLY?
December 12th, 2006
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what ever happened to ytmnd's dignity.... is funny being replaced with tits?
December 12th, 2006
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ytmnd is not for porn. The worst part is that these sites get 5s all over, because of all the obese nerds who can't help but go 'OMFG BOOBIES 5 5 5 5 5 5"
December 12th, 2006
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Like I've never seen tits before.
December 12th, 2006
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They're all anorexic. Having ribs stick out of your skin is NOT sexy.
December 12th, 2006
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10 fatties for the ytmnd wolves
December 12th, 2006
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2. I can go elsewhere for porn. This isn't even humor.
December 12th, 2006
(0)
hot
December 12th, 2006
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w00t
December 12th, 2006
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niiiceeee
December 12th, 2006
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probably wouldve been funnier if it actually was a trap. ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP ITS A TRAP
December 12th, 2006
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some of them are hot, 4 starwies
December 12th, 2006
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I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. It's not even good porn.
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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I'D LIKE TO STUFF THEIR STOCKINGS
December 12th, 2006
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man that's some botched boob jobs on the top left... i can smell the meth breath from here
December 12th, 2006
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December 12th, 2006
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ok, hot but not worthy of top viewed
December 12th, 2006
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-3 for albino bewbs
December 12th, 2006
(0)
i should kill myself for hitting the wrong button
December 12th, 2006
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Heh, and here I thought this would be a joke site. Go porn!
December 12th, 2006
(0)
We're one step away from a porn site.
December 12th, 2006
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You get almost a solid 4 stars for posting tits ? I DO need an "explantatiuon." Have one ready by tomorrow, no more than 250 words, to read in front of the class.
December 12th, 2006
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/win and 5 to counter the f*gs that downvote boobies, and btw guys(blizzard), stfu
December 12th, 2006
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if i wanted to see this at this moment, i would go else where
December 12th, 2006
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Gay.
December 12th, 2006
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Mid top right and bottom far right=whoamg
December 12th, 2006
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What the hell?! xD!! I made this almost 8 months ago when I was freaking bored and now it's a top viewed during Christmas time? F*cking awesome!
December 12th, 2006
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Wow, Santa is a special guy if he offers free implants and tanning salons...
December 12th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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oh, that's why santa's so jolly.
December 13th, 2006
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OH! WOW! PORN! this is an AWESOME site!
December 13th, 2006
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Created on: 2006-05-15 ---- WHat I want to know is why you made a christmas site back in May???
December 13th, 2006
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Extreme ugliness on the two top left, and the one third from the right. What's with the pasties on the one on the bottom left? And god, I hate tan-lines. Oh, and Google isn't a source.
December 13th, 2006
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-2 for the two hideous ones on the left
December 13th, 2006
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waawaaweewa!
December 13th, 2006
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Check out the fakies on the anorexic chick on the left. Bahahah! Keep your shirt on you whore.
December 13th, 2006
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the two on the top left have really gross fake ones
December 13th, 2006
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w/e NUBS teh best tits are on the bottom right and u know it
December 13th, 2006
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the not hot ones make the somewhat hot ones look hotter.
December 13th, 2006
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drop lika craka on raisen bran
December 13th, 2006
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sarah blake and charlie lane FTW!
December 13th, 2006
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sauce ._.
December 13th, 2006
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damn shame some of those have fake breast bah
December 13th, 2006
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^^ best kind! well... Until they get saggy.
March 1st, 2007
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looks like all of them got hit with a bat... would be a 1 but the fact that you said 'hot' in the title made me laugh. irony FTW