Do Not Drink and Derive
Created on: May 16th, 2006
Do Not Drink and Derive

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May 16th, 2006
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lol, divide by zero error
May 16th, 2006
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lol loved the music xD
May 16th, 2006
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i love that divide by zero error nobdy gets it
May 16th, 2006
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uh oh :(
May 16th, 2006
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zzzzzomg
May 16th, 2006
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tile that bitch!
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an oldie but a goodie
May 16th, 2006
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omfg you broke teh mathematics!!11!
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MATH LOSE. GOOD DAY SIR.
May 16th, 2006
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a-b = 0. Retarded math.
May 16th, 2006
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yuo broke my math
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haha its not divide by zero its divide zero by zero. Much worse
May 16th, 2006
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Dividing by zero ftw
May 16th, 2006
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Going from a+b=b to a+a=a makes no sense
May 16th, 2006
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i can't believe you lames are actually pointing out the error
May 16th, 2006
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Adverb, remember that a=b, so you can change a to b and vice versa in the equation whenever you'd like.
May 16th, 2006
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lol nerds.
May 16th, 2006
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"Going from a+b=b to a+a=a makes no sense" Actually that was one of the things that DID make sense and worked.
May 16th, 2006
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http://toolateohnoes.ytmnd.com/
May 16th, 2006
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A IS ZERO
May 16th, 2006
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duirhhhhh
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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none of this math made sense. but lets all have a math arguement on ytmnd. that makes sense.
May 16th, 2006
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omg u broke math!
May 16th, 2006
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it should end on the 4th line because it would be 0=0
May 16th, 2006
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a=b=0 and that's all there is to it. Although it is quite interesting the way you worked it out.
May 16th, 2006
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i might 5 if...NESer has multiple accounts, please inform Max
May 16th, 2006
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omg rupture in the fabric of space-time. oh wait!
May 16th, 2006
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clever
May 16th, 2006
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But thats wrong, I don't get it.
May 16th, 2006
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math FTW
May 16th, 2006
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So did you hear about that mathematics party....?
May 16th, 2006
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wow this is gay
May 16th, 2006
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"a=b=0 and that's all there is to it"--actually you are supposed to assume A and B both equal 1 i read how to do this in a book about zero
May 16th, 2006
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the letter a knows where it is, because it knows where b isn't. If a was to know where it was, instead of where it wasn't it wouldn't be where it was, instead of where it is. Because 0 couldn't what it is or isn't, b instead takes it's place, because of what it couldn't, or shouldn't be.
May 16th, 2006
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1'd for math
May 16th, 2006
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lol, Darktree.
May 16th, 2006
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Fail. (Math is delicious).
May 16th, 2006
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I can't find x
May 16th, 2006
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ALL THIS TIME I THOUGHT I WAS GETTING 1'S ON MY SITES.. I WAS REALLY GETTING 2'S SWEET JESUS I'M THE BEST ON THE INTERNETS!!!!!!!11TWO*!!1
May 16th, 2006
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MISSENG TEH JOEK FOR TW
May 16th, 2006
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defies logic and unfunny
May 16th, 2006
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Im Upvoting to COunter the big bunch of 1's up there ^
May 16th, 2006
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well yeah, a=b=0 as people said. but if the rules for this are that you should assume values of 1, then it ends at (a-b) because that's 0 making the whole statement 0. also, i'm a complete nerd for saying that.
May 16th, 2006
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This sucks go join a suicidal cult
May 16th, 2006
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it's a simple Divide By Zero. it doesn't matter what a or b is... a=b, therefore a-b = a-a = 0, therefore you cannot divide both sides by (a-b).
May 16th, 2006
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" i'm a complete nerd for saying that." Don't flatter yourself, you're stupid as hell.
May 16th, 2006
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You suck at maths.
May 16th, 2006
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hax
May 16th, 2006
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if a=b=0 then of course 2a=a because its all zero but if a=b=(any positive number) then the statement is true and false at the same time. it is common sense that 2 doesnt equal 1 but every step in the equation is justified
May 16th, 2006
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E=MC Hammer
May 16th, 2006
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Substitution property of multiplication...wonderful, simply wonderful!
May 16th, 2006
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Congrats, you almost pass the 5th grade. Now do some REAL derivations~
May 16th, 2006
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Is this funny?
May 16th, 2006
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Divide by zero!
May 16th, 2006
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actually it's because of the -b^2 that was added to both sides. without that this equasion would balance out just fine.
May 16th, 2006
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If a = b, then (a+b)(a-b) is 2a*0. (a-b) = 0. 0=0??? OMG
May 16th, 2006
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yay, math sucks
May 16th, 2006
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a math problem gone wrong!
May 16th, 2006
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Math jokes are hilarity. ^^
May 16th, 2006
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"derive" where are the derivitives?
May 16th, 2006
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i think i saw this shiat in firt grade... my teacher was a f*g
May 16th, 2006
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lol, nerds
May 16th, 2006
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Given I don't give a sh*t = 1
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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5d purely for the title.
May 16th, 2006
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Okay, someone sucks at math.
May 16th, 2006
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wow teh leet f*got 11
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I wonder how many of you actually spotted the error, and how many just followed the first people to mention it? 4'd for the music
May 16th, 2006
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4'd mainly because of the amusing comments that ensued
May 16th, 2006
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I think they're missing out the square root of the negative number
May 16th, 2006
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Ugh, math humor.
May 16th, 2006
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To get a value for 2a=a you would need to know the value of a, thus making the whole equation redundant. 2a=a is the final step, there is no way you can get to 2=1 from there.
May 16th, 2006
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LOL MATH HUMOR. I loved the music. Dividing by zero ftw.
May 16th, 2006
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I love that equation, one of the few I have memorized. ^_^
May 16th, 2006
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The error is in the 4th->5th line transition. Since A=B, (A-B)=0. When you divide each side by (A-B) to get (A+B)=B, you're actually dividing by zero. Hence, the error.
May 16th, 2006
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5'd because I have a learning disability when it comes to math (have trouble understanding a lot of the concepts- has to rely on rote memory) so it was like watching David Blaine
May 16th, 2006
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must mean that a = 0
May 16th, 2006
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Divide by 0 FTW.
May 16th, 2006
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... Reading the comments to this site has made me lose faith in humanity. Or at least math teachers. Damn you, lousy educational system.
May 16th, 2006
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Adverb, I swear to god you are the dumbest moron to ever step foot on the internet. GTFO
May 16th, 2006
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Eh.. I hate math. :)
May 16th, 2006
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If a=2 and b=1, then a does not equal b from the start. This fails horribly, sorry.
May 16th, 2006
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-4 for dividing by zero.
May 16th, 2006
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phew... worried me... i thought the math was fail... undefined!
May 16th, 2006
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Math :o
May 16th, 2006
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stupid
May 16th, 2006
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People like you who think they are following math rules obviously don't put a thought into them. If math told you to kill your mom, would you? Don't divide by zero you noob.
May 16th, 2006
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Skorpius: "If a=2 and b=1, then a does not equal b from the start. This fails horribly, sorry." Are you serious? I'm going to hope that you're not in high school. I'm also going to raise that, and hope that you're not in middle school. The assumption from the onset is a=b. if a=2 and b=1, does a=b? No. So none of the rest follows. As many have pointed out, the error comes from division by zero. If you assume that a=b, then when you subtract b^2 from both sides, you're zeroing out the equation.GG Educatio
May 16th, 2006
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OMG, MATH GOT PWNED AGAIN!
May 16th, 2006
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sigh, it just means they equal 0. The universe isn't collapsing.
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lol, divide by zero. Annnnnnd, bad title. Do not drink and derive? I see no derivatives.
May 16th, 2006
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math is never funny....
May 16th, 2006
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nooooooooooooooooooooo!!1!!11!!one
May 16th, 2006
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0_0
May 16th, 2006
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"To get a value for 2a=a you would need to know the value of a, thus making the whole equation redundant. 2a=a is the final step, there is no way you can get to 2=1 from there." Divide by a. As for "divide by zero error", there's no need to even go that far. (a+b)(a-a) = b(a-b) (a+b)(0) = b(0) 0 = 0
May 16th, 2006
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SVTBert. Yes. Well done. Kudos. Though, you do have to go that far to see the error in the argumentation. As I noted before, you're zeroing the equation. Thus losing all information. But the error that yields 2=1 as a conclusion is division by zero. Without it, you don't get the erroneous result.
May 16th, 2006
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Implicit division by zero. Given a = b, (a - b) is actually 0, and line 5 implicitly divides by that. Troll more noob.
May 16th, 2006
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5'd for smart...O SHI-
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GG idiots picking on the title, the word "derive" was used for many things before Newtonian Calculus. You "derive" many things in math that have nothing to do with rates of change.
May 16th, 2006
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No dividing by zero >_
May 16th, 2006
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fail
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Dividing by zero makes the whole world spin out of control. -CSM
May 16th, 2006
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lazy math right there
May 16th, 2006
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I liked the error the best.
May 16th, 2006
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God you win
May 16th, 2006
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math is for Indians and bull dykes
May 16th, 2006
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Reminds me of an old LUE fad. Also, math.
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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wrong.. but i do like math jokes =)
May 16th, 2006
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If 2=1, then 1+1=6. Since we're setting our own rules for math now..
May 16th, 2006
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you guys are all retarded
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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I DIVIDED BY ZERO, OH SHI-
May 16th, 2006
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u fail at the end there
May 16th, 2006
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5 for sweet music. these math ones are funny as long as retards dont take it serious
May 16th, 2006
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A and B could be any number. The problem is you divide by A-B which is 0. Dividing by 0 screws everything up.
May 16th, 2006
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^ exactly.
May 16th, 2006
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old
May 16th, 2006
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a2 = ab a2-a2 = ab - a2 That equals zero, no need to do the rest.
May 16th, 2006
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lol, bad math:). (a+b)=b a=b-b a=0 Alternatively: @ a^2=a*b (divide both sides by a) a=b ;-P
May 16th, 2006
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oh yeah, and dividing by zero doesn't "mess everything up" it just means you have (+-)infinity as the answer.
May 16th, 2006
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or just divide by a on both sides and you get a = b which are zero anyway so its 0 = 0
May 16th, 2006
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lol
May 16th, 2006
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a = b => a - b = 0. Only Chuck Norris may divide by zero.
May 16th, 2006
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This is older than my grandma.
May 16th, 2006
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You fail for promoting bad mathematics skill
May 16th, 2006
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I feel dirty upvoting this
May 16th, 2006
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Wow. You got some serious hate.
May 16th, 2006
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Divide by zero... and the simple fact that 2 DOESN'T equal 1, 1'd this. The mathematics system has no flaws this large
May 16th, 2006
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LoL.... Russel's Paradox! 4 for making me laugh allthough this isn't really that funny.
May 16th, 2006
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You could add this to the description... This could explain a lot for those who are not familiar to advanced mathemathics. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russel%27s_paradox
May 16th, 2006
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(a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) does NOT imply that (a+b)=b, because a-b=0. if you multiply two different numbers by 0, they're both equal two zero
May 16th, 2006
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Woah, now that's some 0WN3D math...
May 16th, 2006
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+5 for music -4 for math. JK IM NO DOWNVOTER!
May 16th, 2006
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Oh wait, that don't work. (a-b)=0, so you can't devide it. You fail.
May 16th, 2006
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btw vizerei, dividing a number by 0 is not equal to infinite. it is indefinite. the correct statement is that dividing a number that APPROACHES (to the limit) zero you get a number that approaches infinity. The divisor only gets closer to zero, but is NEVER equal to zero. Zero is NOT to be mistaken for infinitesimally small numbers
May 16th, 2006
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dude, (a+b)(a-b) does NOT equal b(a-b)
May 16th, 2006
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The step where you divide both sides by (a-b) is actually a division by zero (because a = b) and thus this derivation is incorrect. But nice try. (even though this has been around the net for a while now)
May 16th, 2006
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The only possible way for a + a = a is if a is zero. Fail.
May 16th, 2006
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'A' would equal zero because you cant go from 'A+B=B' to 'A+A=A'. You would have to divide '(A+B)' by 'B' which would make A=0 therefore B=0 also
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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quantum zeros?! oh noeeeee
May 16th, 2006
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i hate when people think they are so clever.
May 16th, 2006
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5 For old school Trek music
May 16th, 2006
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See kids? That's what happen when you mess around... WITH ZERO!!!
May 16th, 2006
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One variable still cannot equal another when used in related equations. You learn this in pre-algebra.
May 16th, 2006
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3 for idea, +1 for appropriate music
May 16th, 2006
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dumb
May 16th, 2006
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5 only fgor music
May 16th, 2006
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yes
May 16th, 2006
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You're all idiots. first off, it's ok to have variables equal each other. Second, because a and b are equal, a-b=0, and you cannot divide by 0, with this as proof.
May 16th, 2006
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hurray, you know basic algebra
May 16th, 2006
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your not really deriving anything though. there arrent any in the equation...
May 16th, 2006
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u cant divide by zero u silly as goose
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I just worked through it... and it works!
May 16th, 2006
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ROFL
May 16th, 2006
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"I just worked through it... and it works!" Did you also notice that a^2 - b^2 = 0, and therefore all the rest of the multiplication is void?
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teh fail at math but funny
May 16th, 2006
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not the first time I've seen this, but it's still cool
May 16th, 2006
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4 for extremely witty title.
May 16th, 2006
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dummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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divide by zero error = nonexistant for you
May 16th, 2006
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To clarify for everyone, (a+b)(a-b) does equal b(a-b). But, since (a-b) equals zero, b does not necessarily equal (a+b)...this comes from the rule that any number multiplied by zero equals zero. That's the only error, but it's crucial. Oh yeah, 1'd for promoting false mathematical proofs.
May 16th, 2006
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The number of moronic comments on this YTMND astounds me.
May 16th, 2006
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Yay for illogical math. 5'd. Next, prove the earth is flat using math. Its do able. So do it.
May 16th, 2006
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wtf, i failed math, but 5'd...
May 16th, 2006
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if you ignore the fact that the variables are known and assume they aren't and do the equation it all works out but if you replace a and b with 1 then it desnt work because you divide by zero. so if oyu think about it division by zero is impossible but you can divide by variables equal to zero.
May 16th, 2006
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Its a little sad how everyone is saying "DIVIDED BY ZERO NUB" when they probally saw an earlier post that pointed it out, and wanted to help their self esteem.
May 16th, 2006
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4 = 4 4^2 = 44 16=16 16 - 16 = 16-16 0 = 0 8 = 4???? 4+4 = 4 ??? 8 = 4 ??? 2 = 1 ???
May 16th, 2006
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What!? You can't divide by 0!? NO WAY
May 16th, 2006
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b(a-b) is the error
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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u cant divide by zero num nuts!
May 16th, 2006
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This is an equation in which the variables equal everything and nothing. a=b=(all reals) and a=b=(nonreal) Yes a variable can equal multiple things in algebra. Because if at any point in the equation a variable can equal something, then it does. Unless that equation is augmented by another equation which causes it to have only a limited number of values.
May 16th, 2006
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EXCELLENT!
May 16th, 2006
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Damn you guys are retarded. The error is when both sides are divided by (a-b). Since a=b, you are subtracting the number by itself, which will always result in zero. And, incase you failed 1st grade math, you can't divide by 0. Considering that, the rest of the math is right.
May 16th, 2006
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a misproven pre-calc equation
May 16th, 2006
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OMG! This makes sense!
May 16th, 2006
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u went from a^2-b^2=ab-b^2 to (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) it should have been ab(a-b)... go back to junior high dumbass
May 16th, 2006
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obviously incorrect math + attempt at making algebra funny = fail
May 16th, 2006
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wow did people forget the drink part in the title?
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so old. still not funny. are we in grade school? oh i forgot, most of you f*g noobs probably are.
May 16th, 2006
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math = 1'd
May 16th, 2006
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AAAAAAAAAAAA
May 16th, 2006
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Chrisby, you think ab-b^2 equals ab(a-b) and then have the gall to accuse somebody of being a junior high student? Are you joking? Distributive property FTW.
May 16th, 2006
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"divide by zero error" zackly
May 16th, 2006
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Too bad the math is flawed. Otherwise, decent ytmnd.
May 16th, 2006
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I've seen better
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MATH PWN3D YET AGAIN
May 16th, 2006
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Divide by zero error does not cancel funny. All noblers who don't know grade 9 math, please die.
May 16th, 2006
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2A=A so whats A divided by its self??? need a hint ??? ITS ONE which means A=1 YOU LOSE GOOD DAY SIR
May 16th, 2006
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3d for math, but -1 for incorrectness
May 16th, 2006
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I'd have thought that getting the maths right in a mathematics joke would have been a priority. Unless the joke hinges on getting the maths wrong, that is!
May 16th, 2006
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"Reminds me of an old LUE fad. Also, math." .99 = 1?
May 16th, 2006
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old as christ
May 16th, 2006
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5'd for dividing by zero. Also, for not using x.
May 16th, 2006
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NOT EVEN JAMES CHANG CAN SOLVE THIS PROBLEM! :O
May 16th, 2006
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Wow, most of you fail at math. Graduate high school before you try debunking simple algebra. 5'ed for revealing the math-tards.
May 16th, 2006
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Wait how are you right? I reduced, and got a^2-b^2=a^2-b^2...then again I don't know basic algebra...lol...still I prefer http://mathpwned.ytmnd.com...
May 16th, 2006
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go back to high school. 2a will never equal a. Dividing by 0 yields an undefined answer. 0 divided by 0 does not equal 1. Gullible bastards.
May 16th, 2006
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I did this a long time ago and then deleted it. You have better music though
May 16th, 2006
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since A=A, substitute A for all the B's. it becomes painfully obvious that the error is that when factoring (A+A)(A-A) it becomes -4A, which is not equal to A^2 - A^2. ill give you the 4 though, but you shouldnt encourage people to go around telling people this
May 16th, 2006
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Your all idiots. You can clearly see that in the transition from the 3rd to the 4rth line that there is a switch in which ab-b squared suddenly becomes b(a-b). This is impossible as that would mean that a variable b is missing. This is nothing but a lack of effort. 1.
May 16th, 2006
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lol mathernet.
May 16th, 2006
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lol, hooray for Ø
May 16th, 2006
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^^ ab-b^2 dumbass.
May 16th, 2006
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lolz
May 16th, 2006
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"2a will never equal a" 2*0 != 0??? gtfo newb. the error is when he factors a^2-b^2, which is equal to a^2-a^2, which is 0. Due to the fact that x*0 = 0, the factoring is invalid. he also divides by (a-b) in the next step, which is dividing by 0. For these reasons the "proof" is invalid
May 16th, 2006
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lol, this is absolutely pathetic, ytmndoggers in this comments list arguing over an algebraic riddle that is a classic extra-credit question. The ytmnd was funny. The retarded freshmen* attempting to sound intelligent by regurgitating intermediate algebra? Hysterical. *Obviously that does not mean everyone.
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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Hilarity 5 -1 for no sound credit
May 16th, 2006
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Invadertim: "Your all idiots. You can clearly see that in the transition from the 3rd to the 4rth line that there is a switch in which ab-b squared suddenly becomes b(a-b). This is impossible as that would mean that a variable b is missing. This is nothing but a lack of effort. 1." How do you not know how to distribute multiplication over addition? lets do a quick check here. 5*2+5 = 15. 5(2+1)=5*3=15. lets replace with variables: b*a+b=b(a+1). ab-b^2 is just an extension. UNACCEPTABLE!!!!!!!!
May 16th, 2006
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Math reeks of win.
May 16th, 2006
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Too bad that isn't derivation at all. -4 and D- in Calculus.
May 16th, 2006
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Clever as hell
May 16th, 2006
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Ah nothin' beats a good math fad...
May 16th, 2006
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hhaha!
May 16th, 2006
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you lost all of your solutions except a=0 when you divided by (b-a) in step 4, and you lost the solution a=0 when you divided by a in step 7. it's calculus, mothaf*cka. 1'd because f*ck you.
May 16th, 2006
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HEY STOP LEAVING COMMENTS THAT WHERE YOU TRY TO SOUND SMART CAUSE YOU FAIL MISERABLY!!!!
May 16th, 2006
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CHUCK NORRIS CAN DIVIDE BY ZERO
May 16th, 2006
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obviously a and b equal zero. where the f*ck did you get 2=1?
May 16th, 2006
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THE VALUE OF A OR B IS IRRELEVANT BECAUSE THEY ARE EQUAL TO EACHOTHER. THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT YOU DIVIDED BY (A-B) WHICH IS EQUAL TO 0, AND YOU CAN'T DIVIDE BY 0.
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+4 for "zomg universe reset"
May 16th, 2006
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5 because im a math nerd
May 16th, 2006
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5 for the nerds gettin all pissed over this
May 16th, 2006
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Sure it's illogic, and it doesnt work in the realm of mathematics, but it still made me think for a moment! look@this now : a=0,99... / 10a=9,99... / 10a=9,00+0,99... / 10a=9,00+a (0,99...=a, remember?) / 9a=9,00 / a=1
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needs more jpg artifacts
May 16th, 2006
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Just a little faulty...
May 16th, 2006
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When you divide each side by (a-b) you are dividing by zero because a=b...
May 16th, 2006
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khan is dividing by zero
May 16th, 2006
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no....
May 16th, 2006
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-3 for being ancient, -2 for dividing by zero.
May 16th, 2006
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-3 for being ancient, -2 for dividing by zero. And somehow that winds up being a one.
May 16th, 2006
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what the f*ck is this on the top 10 for?
May 16th, 2006
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With calculus you too can divide by zero.
May 16th, 2006
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a squared - b squared is zero, therefore everything else is wrong.
May 16th, 2006
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Wow, it must've been over 15 wise-asses pointing out the obvious: cannot divide by zero. Little did they all know, IT'S IN THE FRIGGEN DESCRIPTION.
May 16th, 2006
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I showed this to my geometry teacher about 4 months ago. My grandpa taught me this.
May 16th, 2006
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"wow did people forget the drink part in the title?" hey you got a point there, but then again this whole arguement is pointless
May 16th, 2006
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omg no wai!
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woulda been a 1 w/o the music!
May 16th, 2006
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5 from the chemical engineer :)
May 16th, 2006
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ive been saying math doesn't work ever since i took physics, i hate math
May 16th, 2006
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also shouldnt anything divided by zero be one, or a whole. wtf?
May 16th, 2006
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May 16th, 2006
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Well, everyone has already pointed out "Hey, you can't divide by zero." I think I should point out that Chuck Norris can do that. You however, are not Chuck Norris.
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You people make my f*cking face hurt, go eat acid sh*ts
May 17th, 2006
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Not to be anal about this, but if 2a = a, then a= 0 (yes I know the point of these things)
May 17th, 2006
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For the record, I voted 2
May 17th, 2006
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Yeh, nice classic one. Just 2 things on the comments. 1) Some people said dividing by zero gives +-infinity. This is wrong, you can't divide at all (hence the notation of limits).