Jesus sucks at Contra
Created on: June 9th, 2006
Jesus sucks at Contra
dedcat 
jsac.ytmnd.com
He may be the son of god, But he needs some practice on the NES.
Made with love in Photoshop(google 'jesus sitting')
Contra

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mrman2000
June 9th, 2006
8:28:46 AM CDT
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lol
lilsis
June 9th, 2006
8:29:41 AM CDT
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bizzarre
MasterSitsu
June 10th, 2006
12:44:04 PM CDT
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love it.
ideom
June 10th, 2006
1:35:20 PM CDT
(0)
lol
Sylvester
June 10th, 2006
1:36:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol wtf
ScrotalTuck
June 10th, 2006
1:39:28 PM CDT
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contra and mega man's music are the reason i became a musician
TslAtticus
June 10th, 2006
1:44:48 PM CDT
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Damn Jesus! Get some knick-knacks for your crib!
Smon
June 10th, 2006
1:49:54 PM CDT
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He needs the Konami Kode.
DAMURDOC
June 10th, 2006
1:54:06 PM CDT
(0)
win
Shieftain
June 10th, 2006
1:54:31 PM CDT
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LOL, n00b Jesus!
Dancing-is-Forbidden
June 10th, 2006
1:55:03 PM CDT
(0)
I thought that was a nun....lol
Eldebo
June 10th, 2006
1:55:33 PM CDT
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What in Heaven's name...?
esc861
June 10th, 2006
1:55:57 PM CDT
(0)
That's one sparse apartment
BASTFoRE04
June 10th, 2006
2:00:30 PM CDT
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hah .
phobic99
June 10th, 2006
2:02:01 PM CDT
(0)
lol
burpingcat
June 10th, 2006
2:08:06 PM CDT
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how come jesus has bathroom tile in his living room, and on only one of the walls?
xenontc
June 10th, 2006
2:13:47 PM CDT
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looks more like a jedi than jebus and btw, yea whoeveris playing sucks lol
federalist
June 10th, 2006
2:14:03 PM CDT
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not funny at all
mushadv
June 10th, 2006
2:16:38 PM CDT
(0)
:(:(
bandinator666
June 10th, 2006
2:19:17 PM CDT
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wireless nintendo ftw?!?!?
kuntakinte
June 10th, 2006
2:22:42 PM CDT
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up up down down left right left right B A start!
gamekid
June 10th, 2006
2:24:11 PM CDT
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5 for title and what bandinator said.
Voodoohater
June 10th, 2006
2:34:15 PM CDT
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hahaha thats hilarious
Blocky
June 10th, 2006
2:36:51 PM CDT
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Holy Christ! No pun intended.
Luckyalien7
June 10th, 2006
2:42:21 PM CDT
(0)
5 for jsac
ToastySlayer
June 10th, 2006
2:51:03 PM CDT
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Jesus needs teh Hax
VulcanXP
June 10th, 2006
2:56:02 PM CDT
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a 4, because it doesn't look like jesus. Other than that, hilarious.
PresidentFunny
June 10th, 2006
2:57:31 PM CDT
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Jesus sucks at being a real person.
JebusTheAlmighty
June 10th, 2006
2:58:45 PM CDT
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fun-ah
Teddyslayer86
June 10th, 2006
3:02:02 PM CDT
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Jesus needs to learn Up up down down left right left right.
TheGmaster
June 10th, 2006
3:58:19 PM CDT
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Like a bunch of people;) Including me:(
SkyeSharpe318
June 10th, 2006
4:21:59 PM CDT
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I can't say why this is funny, but it is.
eelmonger
June 10th, 2006
4:26:35 PM CDT
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bad photoshop+super short gif=1
Nux
June 10th, 2006
4:26:59 PM CDT
(0)
typo ftw
mikeeey
June 10th, 2006
4:30:04 PM CDT
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lol i beat that game when i was like 5
iikryton
June 10th, 2006
4:36:01 PM CDT
(0)
lol, awesome
CasinoGhost
June 10th, 2006
4:47:16 PM CDT
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I rarely audibly laugh at ytmnds. The twitching fingers was a great touch.
familytime
June 10th, 2006
11:26:47 PM CDT
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So how is the TV being powered?
Radiskull
June 11th, 2006
10:48:45 AM CDT
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^ v ^ v < > < > B A B A Select Start
novamero
June 11th, 2006
8:54:58 PM CDT
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heh it's hard.
Neeko
June 19th, 2006
1:05:13 AM CDT
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That first guy is hard.
no1asl
June 22nd, 2006
6:07:10 PM CDT
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LOL WHAT
mikeyfapper
June 23rd, 2006
1:34:38 PM CDT
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dude, i seriously watched this for 5 minutes. Outstanding job!!
UhaveNowGoneToFar
June 25th, 2006
1:30:58 AM CDT
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brucedlx
July 1st, 2006
1:44:27 AM CDT
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dude, this is great. I'm lovin all ur ytmnds, wish I had the time to go thru em' all, sry I never noticed u b4!
versus257
July 17th, 2006
8:11:02 PM CDT
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up up down down left right left right a b a b select start = 5
Lunar6
July 22nd, 2006
6:46:36 PM CDT
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He should play MGS3 and interrogate EVA a few times.
pussinboots
August 3rd, 2006
6:32:03 PM CDT
(0)
ha so random
Gunndar
August 6th, 2006
8:36:08 PM CDT
(0)
complete randomness XD
BathtubCheese
August 14th, 2006
8:21:29 PM CDT
(0)
lol wtf indeed.
TonyOrlando
August 19th, 2006
11:03:04 PM CDT
(0)
Ha!
karmaghost
August 25th, 2006
1:14:53 AM CDT
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He may suck at Contra, but He brings those blue sparks!
MediocreMarvel
September 11th, 2006
11:59:39 AM CDT
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simply amazing
keyblademastersora1
September 12th, 2006
12:16:02 AM CDT
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REAL THUMB MOVING ACTION!!!!
Zenderfal
September 12th, 2006
2:25:18 AM CDT
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lol!
postered
September 12th, 2006
3:24:48 AM CDT
(0)
lol original
rickonymous
September 12th, 2006
4:39:25 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHA
Torico
September 12th, 2006
4:44:24 AM CDT
(0)
lol sandals
davemasterx
September 12th, 2006
8:15:35 AM CDT
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lol, jesus failed...
TobyTheRobot
September 12th, 2006
8:58:23 AM CDT
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First of all, Contra was so damned hard because it was God's punishment for an evil world; the Lord could easily master his own creation. Second, this gains points for a truly unique idea, and loses points for being relatively shoddy (the controller cord, for instance, just doesn't look... natural...) 3'd!
IceBeam
September 12th, 2006
10:31:15 AM CDT
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n00b
YellowCyclone
September 12th, 2006
11:44:21 AM CDT
(0)
poor jesus
CireDark
September 12th, 2006
11:57:40 AM CDT
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He looks like he's really into it too. +1 for the thumbs.
PinkUniscorn
September 12th, 2006
2:05:35 PM CDT
(0)
Ha take that JESUS
rsignal
September 12th, 2006
2:45:29 PM CDT
(0)
good show
Heist
September 12th, 2006
3:08:35 PM CDT
(0)
A winner is you.
Dystopian
September 12th, 2006
3:13:05 PM CDT
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Use the code Jesus!
DrMatta
September 12th, 2006
3:34:16 PM CDT
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5 for Contra
butterypancakes
September 12th, 2006
3:46:56 PM CDT
(0)
5, but next time lets color correct
batfish
September 12th, 2006
6:11:53 PM CDT
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4'd Would be 5'd if it didn't cut off right before the best part in the song.
Lancaster
September 12th, 2006
7:22:09 PM CDT
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Lol, five for Jesus
DeadSoulMate666
September 12th, 2006
7:28:20 PM CDT
(0)
roffle!!!
AndStuff57
September 12th, 2006
7:30:00 PM CDT
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That's OK, I suck at contra too
Kurushimi
September 12th, 2006
7:59:42 PM CDT
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This is stupid.
Gondul
September 12th, 2006
8:01:04 PM CDT
(0)
5's
omgfake
September 12th, 2006
8:51:57 PM CDT
(0)
lol wtf?
Chin
September 12th, 2006
8:53:24 PM CDT
(0)
5 if cord wasn't terrible.
Kankurou
September 12th, 2006
9:51:15 PM CDT
(0)
this ytmnd sucks at life
JESUSoneYOUzero
September 12th, 2006
9:51:17 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus-HIGH SCORE You-0
senatorjohnmccain
September 12th, 2006
11:37:04 PM CDT
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omfg, best YTMND i've seen in a long time
pauljue14
September 16th, 2006
1:00:28 PM CDT
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Jesus has a nice dorm room.
tarkaan
December 3rd, 2006
12:32:04 PM CST
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haha way to go posting this on gamefaqs
dedcat
December 3rd, 2006
5:13:01 PM CST
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^ wait... what? ^
masterstghm
November 9th, 2007
9:37:27 PM CST
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Doesn't quit
dustyjo
September 25th, 2008
11:15:13 PM CDT
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your NES is backwards lol