Scientology is Smart
Created on: June 10th, 2006
Scientology is Smart
Scientology really is THIS ridiculous.

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June 10th, 2006
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Hail Xenu!
June 10th, 2006
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5 if that's your voice because you sound like you should be in advertising :P
June 10th, 2006
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nice effort, but it really would be a lot funnier without the stupid outburst at the end - just leave it as a straight parody of the tomahawk missle site and youre golden
June 10th, 2006
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That is my voice, so thanks...I think. Just a hint: listen to the whole thing if you haven't already...
June 10th, 2006
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XD
June 10th, 2006
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"The soul knows where it is, because it knows where it isn't" f*cking wow
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ALLES, DAS DU TUN MUSST, IST, BUMSEN-KÖPFEN ZU GLAUBEN
June 10th, 2006
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I am Xenu and I am lost.
June 10th, 2006
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"over 20,000,000 copies in 50 languages" all sitting in scientology warehouse collecting dust kekeke
June 10th, 2006
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OMFG AHAHA
June 10th, 2006
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lmao
June 10th, 2006
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f*cking win
June 10th, 2006
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Holy crap. Confusing as hell.
June 10th, 2006
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"I don't need this voice over crap!" LOL!!!
June 11th, 2006
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rofl, great
June 11th, 2006
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I would worship evil before I became a Scientologist
June 11th, 2006
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Good thing my soul knows where it is right now.
June 11th, 2006
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I think we would all agree, Drac39.
June 11th, 2006
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Good job with the parody--you've got the right voice for it.
June 11th, 2006
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hail loard xenu
June 11th, 2006
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my soul subtracts where it isn't from where it is and it knows where it is because it knows where it isn't and ... lol, scientology
June 11th, 2006
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gold
June 11th, 2006
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+5 for making fun of Scientology, +1 for the ending
June 11th, 2006
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TOMAHAWK FTW!!!
June 11th, 2006
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Haha, that was great.
June 11th, 2006
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Brilliant idea. XD
June 11th, 2006
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LOL! Good ending...
June 11th, 2006
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Nice job with the V/O!
June 11th, 2006
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nice keywords
June 11th, 2006
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I love how YTMND is the only place showing these false religions for what they are . . . and they can't touch us
June 11th, 2006
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Diantomahawk ftawesomeness.
June 11th, 2006
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Ytmnd + Matt Stone & Trey Parker = Fall of Scientologists humanity, HAIL XENU
June 11th, 2006
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Hot voice
June 11th, 2006
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Missile FTW.
June 11th, 2006
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You've got to be f*cking kidding me.
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tom [ahawk] cruise missile!!! lolmfao!!!!
June 11th, 2006
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Contact the Galactic Alliance to achieve a variation... NOW!!!!!
June 11th, 2006
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I understand why you read it slowly, but...UGGGGGGH SO SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...Loved the ending though.
June 11th, 2006
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lmao this is awesome
June 11th, 2006
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HHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA
June 11th, 2006
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http://sayitaintsosanta.ytmnd.com/
June 11th, 2006
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Excellent Hard Work. 5* well deserved.
June 11th, 2006
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/agree. 5 well deserved.
June 11th, 2006
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pwond!
June 11th, 2006
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ROFL great stuff out of nowhere
June 11th, 2006
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Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?
June 11th, 2006
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f*ckin eh
June 11th, 2006
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I loled.
June 11th, 2006
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^^"Does everyone just give everything 5's nowadays? Is that the new thing?" I sincerely believe that the YTMNDs on the daily top 15 have been of increasingly higher quality and creativity lately.
June 11th, 2006
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Brilliant stuff, love it.
June 11th, 2006
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An inspired parody.
June 11th, 2006
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*applause*
June 11th, 2006
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lol weird accent. "where it ees... where it eesn't"
June 11th, 2006
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Here's my summary of the the soul explanation: WTF are you talking about?
June 11th, 2006
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The "ees" was mostly me trying not to laugh. I did about 30 some odd recordings with me laughing before I got this one. Though I feel the "ees" adds character.
June 11th, 2006
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sweet.
June 11th, 2006
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clever bastard. the end gave a -1 though.
June 11th, 2006
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This is too hot. Can we do it?
June 11th, 2006
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Did any of that acctually make even the tiniest bit of sence?!
June 11th, 2006
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HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU HAIL XENU
June 11th, 2006
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omg.....awsome
June 11th, 2006
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return of the missle fad! brillaint! bravo!
June 11th, 2006
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excellent, excellent voicework. the bit at the end was yes, a bit blah, but the whole thing stands up great.
June 11th, 2006
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You are god
June 11th, 2006
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Winner.
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I wasn't going to give this a 5 until in the end :) Anyway, got to say... whenever I think of scientologists all I can hear is one thing: "Ia, Ia, Cthulhu Fhtagn!"
June 11th, 2006
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good effort
June 11th, 2006
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should have ended with also cocks
June 11th, 2006
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tomahawk FTW
June 11th, 2006
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roflcoptertomahawkstrikego
June 11th, 2006
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that has got to be the most sh*t ever to be sploshed into a book
June 11th, 2006
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nice usage of the missile audio
June 11th, 2006
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1 until you add also cocks at the end
June 11th, 2006
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I AM NOT GOING TO MY GRANDMOTHER'S HOUSE BECAUSE I HAVE ALGEBRAICALLY PROVEN THAT I SHOULD NOT BE THERE
June 11th, 2006
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That was so stupid it was annoying.
June 11th, 2006
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This "ees" funny.
June 11th, 2006
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This is a pretty awesome parody. :D
June 11th, 2006
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XENU! I know where I am because I know where I....aren't? =\
June 11th, 2006
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ahahahahhha Tom [ahawk] Cruise Missile LLOL
June 11th, 2006
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nice
June 11th, 2006
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what. f*cking. bullsh*t. is the religion.
June 11th, 2006
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AHAHAH THAT WAS PERFECT! I HAD NO CLUE YOU WERE GOING TO DO THE TOMAHAWK MISSILE THING
June 11th, 2006
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Wow, that was EXTREMELY well done.
June 11th, 2006
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oh my god....
June 11th, 2006
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HAHA
June 11th, 2006
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And just like the Tomahawk missile, no normal person can understand a thing about the innerworkings of Scientology.
June 11th, 2006
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THE TOMAHAWK MISSLE KNOWS WHERE IT IS = 5
June 11th, 2006
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WAHAHAHAHA!!!
June 11th, 2006
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well played...well played....
June 11th, 2006
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hilarious!
June 11th, 2006
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Perfect man. I feel like taking 1 off from it since the ending kind of dissapointed me, but I won't. You should have kind of done it a bit more calmly like, "... You know what I do not need this. What have I degrated myself to? Why did I quit Taco Bell for this?"
June 11th, 2006
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I think it would have been funnier without the end bit.
June 11th, 2006
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I thought this was pretty crappy until I realized this was a parody of the missile thing haha good job
June 11th, 2006
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It is sure where it isnt!
June 11th, 2006
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cease and decist
June 11th, 2006
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lole therockboss said, HAIL XENU!
June 11th, 2006
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I thought the end bit was very funny and you should keep it. That's my $0.02.
June 11th, 2006
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Teh LOLs
June 11th, 2006
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I IZ A SCIENTOLOGIST AND U SHOULD NOT LAUGH COS WE R GONNA BCOME BETER DEN ALL U WHEN WE FLY AWAY IN OUR SPACESHIP LOLOL 5'd ;o
June 11th, 2006
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Hahahahahahha
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XFD
June 11th, 2006
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lol at the end
June 11th, 2006
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Hah, bashing scientology is fun
June 11th, 2006
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The soul knows where it is at all times.
June 11th, 2006
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Needs more south park
June 11th, 2006
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I agree with wilse's comment. The ending really ruined it for me. Would've been a lot better if you played it straight (and perhaps shortened the whole thing a bit).
June 11th, 2006
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Yeah, I agree that it would have been a lot better without the outburst at the end. But great job. :)
June 11th, 2006
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The voice-over was great, but snip the end.
June 11th, 2006
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Tom[ahawk] Cruise Missle. Brllnt! f*ckin awesome, i heart you O_O
June 11th, 2006
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lol
June 11th, 2006
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shouldn't galactic alliance be galactic confederacy?
June 11th, 2006
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HAIL XENU!
June 11th, 2006
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Mockery of pyramid scheme and rebirth of my favrotie fad? F-F-FLAWLESS VICTORY
June 11th, 2006
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Uh-oh, someone's gonna get sued by Church of Scientology Inc. (A definitely-for-profit organization)
June 11th, 2006
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Made me laugh. Good enough
June 11th, 2006
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Great.
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LOL
June 11th, 2006
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Excellent!
June 11th, 2006
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lol, subpoenaed
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The soul will contact the Galactic Alliance O.O
June 11th, 2006
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4d for Tomahawk fad revival
June 11th, 2006
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you made me wait for the ending, which was even worse
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you gonna get sued
June 11th, 2006
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4... until you add also cocks at the end. the ending you have is too predictable and i didn't find it funny. otherwise, nice :)
June 11th, 2006
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Tom Cruise is gonna kick yer ass.
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Bahhaaha, the end is hilarious.
June 11th, 2006
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a soul or a robot?
June 11th, 2006
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You will burn in xenu for this.
June 11th, 2006
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I didn't see the coming until "where it isn't". You are more genius than Dr. Seuss.
June 11th, 2006
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Nice. Hope you don't get a lawsuit haha
June 11th, 2006
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GODLIKE! I love the sound.
June 11th, 2006
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this almost put me to sleep. who buys into this crap?
June 11th, 2006
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ROFL XENU ROFLROFL
June 11th, 2006
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great parody
June 11th, 2006
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your butt cheecks is warm
June 11th, 2006
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I never liked the missile site, but it's a pretty funny parody of it.
June 11th, 2006
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LoL
June 11th, 2006
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5 for the ending!
June 11th, 2006
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decent
June 11th, 2006
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omfg i pissed my pants lawling
June 11th, 2006
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this could be funnier if it was a less direct quote, but it is still f*cking awesome to no end. you get a 10.
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Pffffft. Exactly.
June 11th, 2006
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Where ees eet?
June 11th, 2006
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Meh, sorry, but i don't find it very funny. But hey, at least you made Top 15!
June 11th, 2006
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AAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!! INSTANT f*ckING WIN! 5!
June 11th, 2006
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5 for having a voice like that.
June 11th, 2006
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I would have threed it if i didnt realize thats the missle dialogue but about souls. 5'd :)
June 11th, 2006
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haha cruise missle lol
June 11th, 2006
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5'd for Tomahawk missile.
June 11th, 2006
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Poor reading
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Hahah!
June 11th, 2006
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wow... that was awesome
June 11th, 2006
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CRUISE MISSILE, YES
June 11th, 2006
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That is awesome.
June 11th, 2006
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HAHAHA, Great! I love this!
June 11th, 2006
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+5 for the "religion" of scientology
June 11th, 2006
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haha, a 'cruise' missle....lol
June 11th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
June 11th, 2006
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not sure how you connected scientology with the missile mini-fad, but you did it.
June 11th, 2006
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LAWL! Keep it as a parody if you redo it. 5'd nevertheless for the beginning.
June 11th, 2006
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I'll bet you L. Ron Hubbard was smoked a TON of speed before he wrote this. "seriously man its like the soul knows where it is because it knows where it isnt and by subtracting where it is where it isnt it obtians a deviation and makes corrective commands to drive the soul to xenu god of fire you know what im saying oh my god you guys i should totally be writing this down i think i'm really getting into some heavy stuff you guys know what i mean oh man its like im seeing the future!!!1!!1"
June 11th, 2006
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Good voiceover
June 11th, 2006
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lmao, nice play on that US Air Force training tape
June 11th, 2006
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Wonderful job on the sound. Not sure about the ending, I was expecting you to drone on and on and on... But it still works. And yes, I agree - someone needs to do one with FSM.
June 11th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
June 11th, 2006
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long and boring and confusing and pointless... perfect YTMND!
June 11th, 2006
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I like the end with "Does anyone believe this crap?" 5 and Fav for bashing crackpots that believe in Scientology!
June 11th, 2006
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+5 for first keyword
June 11th, 2006
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The end makes this win! Top 15 worthy. (o_o)b
June 11th, 2006
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lol nice sound
June 11th, 2006
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can you say "EES" and "EESN'T" one more times? ITS "IS" AND "ISN'T". lol 5'd
June 11th, 2006
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ROFL!!!!
June 11th, 2006
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woowowoww is that your voice?!?
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YES LOL!
June 11th, 2006
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Yes, that is my voice...and let me tell you, the ladies love it! ;)
June 11th, 2006
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Does anyone actually believe this crap?? LOL!!! FIVE!
June 11th, 2006
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youwinxenu
June 11th, 2006
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I lol'd
June 11th, 2006
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most underappreciated fad
June 11th, 2006
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roflsauce
June 11th, 2006
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I lost interest
June 11th, 2006
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rofl sucks balls
June 11th, 2006
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lol, pretty much everything > scientology > GPS guided missiles
June 11th, 2006
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lol tomahawk missle
June 11th, 2006
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CEASE AND DESIST, LOL!
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I'll add it to my favourites, before the Scientologists sue Max. I'd save it on my hard drive, but then they'd come for me. What a stupid book.
June 11th, 2006
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i love you
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"the post-death interstellar soul modifier" ftw
June 11th, 2006
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rofl
June 11th, 2006
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the position that it eez is now the position that it eeznt
June 11th, 2006
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I just let my physical body with a bullet. I'm typing this with my soul, as a good bye note. My soul knows where my computer is, because it knows where my computer isn't. My soul knows where YTMND is, because it knows where YTMND isn't, like PTKFGS.
June 11th, 2006
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hax
June 11th, 2006
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Ro5l
June 11th, 2006
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awesome
June 11th, 2006
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hahah
June 11th, 2006
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This isn't where it is.
June 11th, 2006
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I love that ending.
June 11th, 2006
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funny up until the cheezy ending
June 11th, 2006
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June 11th, 2006
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Got me to laugh. XD
June 11th, 2006
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You need to change the ending to, "Also cocks."
June 11th, 2006
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Were you really reading from the book?
June 11th, 2006
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LOL, and psychiatry is junk per scientology LOL!
June 11th, 2006
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Sorry to disappoint, BlueMech, but my Voice Over is based on http://www.Tomahawk.ytmnd.com/ . I'm sure the book is more ridiculous than this.
June 11th, 2006
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ok
June 11th, 2006
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ROFL
June 12th, 2006
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And arriving at a position it wasn't, it now is.
June 12th, 2006
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Ava Paquette can suck my balls.
June 12th, 2006
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haha unexpecting! awesome
June 12th, 2006
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YTMNDers know where they are at all times. They know this because they know where they aren't. By subtracting where they are, from there they aren't, the YTMNDers obtain a difference, or deviation.
June 12th, 2006
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I cracked up when I reconised the parody.
June 12th, 2006
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I'll vote five, but I agree to adding also cocks at the end...
June 12th, 2006
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0.0 Nice announcer voice *DOES ANYBODY BELIEVE THIS CRAP?* lol
June 12th, 2006
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omg i am liek a scientologist and this isn't funny at all!!1!!1! this is teh worst ytmnd i have evar seen.
June 12th, 2006
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news!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2006
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LOL GREAT!!! :)
June 12th, 2006
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Your hubbard-voice is quite Python-esque.
June 12th, 2006
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you f*cked something up with the sound. it doesn't play under firefox.
June 12th, 2006
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lol eeesnt
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MY HEAD ASPLODE
June 12th, 2006
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ArrowHead: I just tested the site in FireFox and it worked just fine. I don't know what to tell you because I don't feel like typing out the speech, and it seems that everyone else can hear it just fine.
June 12th, 2006
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hehe, Scientology is like the Hollywood-Religion, just even more bizarre!
June 12th, 2006
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it all makes perfect sense now...
June 12th, 2006
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Tomahawk missiles and scientology suck.
June 12th, 2006
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My soul's guidance system is broken. It says I'm in burbank! WTF?
June 12th, 2006
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?
June 12th, 2006
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OMG I love it!
June 12th, 2006
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You pronounce the word isn't strangely.
June 12th, 2006
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I was going to five this, and then I heard the ending. I wish I could ten it.
June 12th, 2006
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it works with firefox. also nice ending, don't change a thing :)
June 12th, 2006
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Awesome
June 12th, 2006
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I dont get it. Is this supposed to be funny? It's just a cover of a book. It's a shame this is rated so high.
June 12th, 2006
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resubmit but I don't care.
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DIANETICS NOW SPONSERS A NASCAR...
June 12th, 2006
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The Tomahawk missile site gave me a migraine, and so did this one. You nailed it right on the head, good job!
June 12th, 2006
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can't believe people fall for this crap lol.
June 12th, 2006
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Scientologists are the biggest idiots I've ever met.
June 12th, 2006
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lol, tomahawk
June 12th, 2006
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lol, Tom [ahawk] Cruise Missile
June 12th, 2006
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owned.
June 12th, 2006
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That's greatness!
June 12th, 2006
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wow, just wow. y isnt janet reno breaking down their compound walls and murdering their children??
June 12th, 2006
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Hilarious
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+1
June 12th, 2006
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LOL
June 12th, 2006
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Five all the f*cking way. Great job.
June 12th, 2006
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I want to give you babies.
June 12th, 2006
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That is some entertaining silly talk.
June 12th, 2006
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Ending was retarded, BUT you brought back the Tomahawk Missile :D
June 12th, 2006
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1) works for me in firefox 2) great voice for this type of stuff!
June 12th, 2006
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rip off of old missile guidance audio, so -5, but it makes fun of scientology, so +10
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