Scientology Sues Everybody !!
Created on: June 12th, 2006
Scientology Sues Everybody !!
I know the slides are a bit long, but it's hard to read unless you let it hang on

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June 12th, 2006
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theres a whole bunch more now....
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classy. I lawled at the "CSI" slide.
June 12th, 2006
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Great. Maybe a little faster, at least on the first slide
June 12th, 2006
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oh my god. It's all about the money. They should all burn. It's not even a religion, it's a sci fi story. How can people in this day and age believe this sh*t?
June 12th, 2006
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^ Like you said, it's about the money, not the beliefs.
June 12th, 2006
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hahaha lmfao
June 12th, 2006
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BWAHAHA! This is awesome :)
June 12th, 2006
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suing Old Mother Hubbard? That's just wrong!
June 12th, 2006
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Matlock Theme FTW!
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Because of the debt of honor to General Laffie.
June 12th, 2006
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This better be in the top 15 tomorrow (And the top 5) It's just too well done for it not to be.
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I Laffie'd.
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June 12th, 2006
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maybe slow down the longer ones, i read real fast and couldnt catch a couple.
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WE'LL SUE YOU IN ENGLAND
June 12th, 2006
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lol
June 12th, 2006
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This is perfect. Nice work :) COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
June 12th, 2006
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I knew they'd get around to going after Xena! She could kick Xenu's butt and go for grog afterwards. Battle on!!
June 12th, 2006
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Greedy-arse scientoligist, L. RON LIKE D LITTLE BOYS=P
June 12th, 2006
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This is the best god damn scientology YTMND ever.
June 12th, 2006
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5'd for matlock!
June 12th, 2006
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Scientology can go choke on a dick. 5'd
June 12th, 2006
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mmmhmmmmmmm, and nice musical selection!
June 12th, 2006
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lolololol
June 12th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 12th, 2006
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This was hubbards plan all along. Brainwash a bunch of gullible idiots into believing a ridiculous theory, get a couple famous names involved to hit the news, and sure your balls off to gradually become filthy rich.
June 12th, 2006
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outstanding! best of the bunch
June 12th, 2006
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Some people will believe anything..
June 12th, 2006
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i cant read that fast! im a pot head!! dam it
June 12th, 2006
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This is the only one I've really liked so far
June 12th, 2006
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FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon
June 12th, 2006
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you better watch your feet Lava come down soft and hot, You better lava me now or lava me not I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows (Instrumental) No time to count what I'm worth, Cause I just left the planet earth, Where I go I hope there's rum, Not to worry, mon soon come I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows But I don't want to land in New York City Don't want to land in Mexico (No no
June 12th, 2006
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lawl teh money grubbers
June 12th, 2006
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those f*cking *ssholes... i hope they all f*cking die! f*ck f*ck f*ck
June 12th, 2006
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They need more money so that they can get a charger for this so-called "eternal battery." It's getting weaker .
June 12th, 2006
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^Go back to your cave, you galactic douchebag.
June 12th, 2006
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*tear*You Win The f*cking Internet, f*ck SCIENTOLOGY....and HAIL XENU
June 12th, 2006
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The snippets, they flow.
June 12th, 2006
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FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon
June 12th, 2006
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nice
June 13th, 2006
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They just want more money...greedy bastards.
June 13th, 2006
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Try including the lawsuit against Something Awful to prove how much of a dick the Scientology crew is.
June 13th, 2006
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FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon
June 13th, 2006
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FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon
June 13th, 2006
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Man, this is an excellent idea, and you did it well, congrats.
June 13th, 2006
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FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon
June 13th, 2006
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5'd for the music alone!
June 13th, 2006
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Can we sue them back?
June 13th, 2006
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4 for matlock, +1 for the brad and angelina thing at the end.
June 13th, 2006
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Five for Elrond
June 13th, 2006
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Wow, those were hilariously well-written. Brilliant.
June 13th, 2006
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Well-written and very funny.
June 13th, 2006
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I think my favorite was the Boeing one. "We will settle for 75% of the profits" Classic.
June 13th, 2006
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disappoited the ranking is only a 4.33, this is a total score.5, sir rock on max.
June 13th, 2006
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Go ahead and sue! See if I care!
June 13th, 2006
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Fine! We will!
June 13th, 2006
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lolerskaters
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If they're serious, they should all get a day's worth of electro-shock therapy.
June 13th, 2006
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In a f*cking electric chair...
June 14th, 2006
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Very well done.
June 14th, 2006
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Pretty good!
June 14th, 2006
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THIS IS AWESOME. I think max and I will be next.
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pointless...
June 14th, 2006
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makes you wanna murder scientologists
June 14th, 2006
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Ahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! When I saw CSI in the letter, I thought the same thing.
June 14th, 2006
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"Sound Origin: Matlock theme (get it?)" No, I don't get it, because Matlock was primarily a criminal attorney, rather than civil. 5'd for hilarity though, especially at the CSI part.
June 14th, 2006
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Why would anyone sue old mother hubbard? What does she have to take? :( can scientology get any lower?
June 14th, 2006
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laffie ftw
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-1 for going to fast, -1 for starting your "excerpts" in the middle of the sentence. -2 for just generally not being funny.
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The vote was f*cked up; I really gave you a 1.
June 14th, 2006
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L-M-A-O
June 14th, 2006
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HAHAHA "u stole dc-8 design cause it was used by aliens thousands of years ago"
June 14th, 2006
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Iss' outta control!
June 15th, 2006
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5'd for buffett!!
June 15th, 2006
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OMG, this was awesome. The music alone grants it a 5!
June 15th, 2006
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so true. it's sad at what humans will resort to in these days...
June 15th, 2006
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no, there should be catholicism vs. scientology. like "We of the Catholic faith find your use of the word 'church' infringing, as we were the original entity to use such a title. As such, we deem your religion to be completely unfounded." or something like that, but i'm too lazy to do it
June 15th, 2006
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Nice
June 16th, 2006
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Wait...omfg they sued brad and angelina for stealing headlines LOL! How are they supposed to control that?
June 17th, 2006
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LOL at Lafayette.
June 17th, 2006
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This is perfect. The little tidbits are great. The ideas are great. The music is great. Nice stuff.
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WTF SLIDES NOT LONG ENOUGH!
June 22nd, 2006
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it's just so true...
June 25th, 2006
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WTF about the copyright sueing of the DC-9 ROFL
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Scientologist are sueing Boeing? lol I think the aliens should sue Boeing or maybe Boeing is owned by Xenu and hes gonna send all the Scientologist to Mars and get *ss raped.
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Default: 2 || +1 for image and the effort involved, -1 for music because it gets a little annoying, +1 for comedy || an acceptable 3
July 5th, 2006
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Funny, but the constantly looping Matlock music gets old really fast considering the length of this YTMND.
July 7th, 2006
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VOTE 547!
July 7th, 2006
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"I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY" - Wikipedia Vandal (obviously connected to Scientology)
July 7th, 2006
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fekkin scientology. also, yesss. YES!!! heh
July 11th, 2006
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Lol, Matlock.
July 11th, 2006
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Funny!
July 17th, 2006
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5'd and Fav'd for Jimmy Buffet! Are we at the point yet where scientology is considered "fad" or is it timeless? I vote timeless.
July 18th, 2006
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I wonder how I missed this one before, it's funny as hell
July 20th, 2006
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This wins. This wins hard.
July 24th, 2006
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Jimmy Buffet wouldn't take their horse sh*t.
July 26th, 2006
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it's not like they ever said any of that >>
July 28th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 3rd, 2006
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Brilliant, you should add stereographic movies
August 5th, 2006
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5'd, for great litigation!
August 7th, 2006
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I think the scientologists actually sit down and watch TV for the sole purpose of finding things to sue for.
August 11th, 2006
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Bring it on you psychopaths!
August 22nd, 2006
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You would make a fine lawyer, lol. 5
September 3rd, 2006
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funny, but too long. By the time you get to the end its already lost its charm.
September 3rd, 2006
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Oh man I love this YTMND! It's not just a simple LOL moment, oh no. It is subtle. Very subtle. The first couple seem plausible, but by the time ya get to the Boeing one I was just laughing at how absurd they were. Also, I love the music. And, in direct response to Taste-the-Pavement, I think the starting in the middle of the sentence makes it look more convincing as a legal excerpt, thus adding to the subtlety.
September 4th, 2006
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KILLZ
September 5th, 2006
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The sad thing is, I can see half of these, including the Boeing one, as actually happening.
September 14th, 2006
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i countersue based on the fact that scientology is for retards
September 20th, 2006
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*agreed
September 29th, 2006
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October 21st, 2006
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F*cking genius.
November 8th, 2006
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Spiffing!