Xenu is...
Created on: June 13th, 2006
Xenu is...
it started off as a witty idea and somehow ended up as this , i'm sorry

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nice
June 13th, 2006
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Good song choice
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^ what he said
June 13th, 2006
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+5 ftw!
June 13th, 2006
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Does he have a little bump?, top 3 scientology site yet...
June 13th, 2006
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spamxors. Roflcoptor.
June 13th, 2006
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lololololol
June 13th, 2006
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COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
June 13th, 2006
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what the f*ck. scientology ytmnds?
June 13th, 2006
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5
June 13th, 2006
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needs a cleaner loop
June 13th, 2006
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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Sweet
June 13th, 2006
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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god damn it...i was drinking a glass of milk when i saw this. i don't think i need to tell you what happened next...
June 13th, 2006
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YTMND WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!!
June 13th, 2006
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yes! i love it!
June 13th, 2006
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this made me smile after i was mad :)
June 13th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
June 13th, 2006
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I love it, it think it's the song choice.
June 13th, 2006
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oh hell yeah
June 13th, 2006
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if only it looped better. is it a .wav?...i laughed though.
June 13th, 2006
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lawlfles
June 13th, 2006
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HOLY sh*t, DUDE!!! YES!!!
June 13th, 2006
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I would criticize this fad but it hasn't yet failed to deliver!
June 13th, 2006
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HAIL XENU!!!!
June 13th, 2006
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Awesome.
June 13th, 2006
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I lol'd
June 13th, 2006
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wow, i never thought this would make it this far , especially this quickly . you people please xenu and when he takes over our universe all of your names will be on the "don't kill" list !
June 13th, 2006
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roflmao. xenu bashing and beastie boys ftw!
June 13th, 2006
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sorry i meant scientology bashing. release xenu!
June 13th, 2006
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http://church-xenu.ytmnd.com
June 13th, 2006
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needs whole song
June 13th, 2006
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swell
June 13th, 2006
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i love how someone dressed up as xenu (complete with Xenu sash) and went to that L. Ron place
June 13th, 2006
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awesome. flawless victory. also spam. http://youcanthandlescientology.ytmnd.com/
June 13th, 2006
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I've been inside that L. Ron place. I even saw an e-meter. It's creepy stuff, man.
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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HELLS, YEAH.
June 13th, 2006
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i LOLd, HARD, all hail xenu
June 13th, 2006
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one thing I don't get is... do scienctologists get offended if we make fun of Xenu? I mean ins't he like the satan of their religion? I mean if a bunch of Budists made fun of satan I don't think Christans would get offended.
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Classic
June 13th, 2006
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This song is the only decent Beastie Boys song ever, and this YTMND rocks.
June 13th, 2006
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hah
June 13th, 2006
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Scientology has taken over ytmnd, I will not come back for a month and wait for this to blow over.
June 13th, 2006
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haha i like the description... " it started off as a witty idea and somehow ended up as this , i'm sorry"
June 13th, 2006
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I never knew Xenu was this badass.
June 13th, 2006
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ANOTHER DIMENSION
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June 13th, 2006
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Xenu is f*cking metal.
June 13th, 2006
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win
June 13th, 2006
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Great job
June 13th, 2006
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:O
June 13th, 2006
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genuinely made me lol. The best scientology site, its not a long story its actually a ytmnd.
June 13th, 2006
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Man I love this so much.
June 13th, 2006
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LOL--great song. Nice job on the connection--love the head-bob.
June 13th, 2006
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Awesome. The head bop and the song alone make it a five.
June 13th, 2006
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Excellent song
June 13th, 2006
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This pwns on so many levels... mainly one.
June 13th, 2006
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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I told you all he escaped BUT NOOOO nOBOdY EVeR LIStENS!!! oh well THE HORDES OF XENU AWAKEN!!!
June 13th, 2006
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Ahhhh Scientology
June 13th, 2006
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best one so far
June 13th, 2006
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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LEET ZORS nice song and nice bouncing head ;) much love= 5zors
June 13th, 2006
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Okay, I like this one.
June 13th, 2006
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the head bobbings great
June 13th, 2006
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xenu = big pimpin
June 13th, 2006
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omg, classic f*cking song!
June 13th, 2006
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Woot. But rmember, Xenu likes killin. I don't think you'd want to let that dog out.
June 13th, 2006
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Oi... can't stand that song. But that was lol-able.
June 13th, 2006
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wow.. I might have to use this song for my next project.
June 13th, 2006
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YTMND is made of Xenu and win.
June 13th, 2006
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+5
June 13th, 2006
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Ah I remember recording that song. I invented the word wigger after hanging out with those three.
June 13th, 2006
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master Xenu ! you're FREE !!!! all hail Xenu !
June 13th, 2006
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beautiful
June 13th, 2006
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You get a five for Intergalactic, the best Beastie Boys song ever.
June 13th, 2006
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This is my current favorite among Scientology sites.
June 13th, 2006
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Is what?? the mystery is killing me!
June 13th, 2006
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PS: I liked it so much I plugged it on my site, historyofscientology.ytmnd.com
June 13th, 2006
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cool
June 13th, 2006
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beaste boys jajajajajaja
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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You win.
June 13th, 2006
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Damn you! You just made me convert.
June 13th, 2006
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yes! amazingly real
June 13th, 2006
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oh yeah
June 13th, 2006
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WIN
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XENU FTW
June 13th, 2006
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why is xenu's crotch pulsing?
June 13th, 2006
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Beastie Boys, FTW.
June 13th, 2006
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"why is xenu's crotch pulsing?" ....short answer : he likes you ....long answer , the thing i make gifs with changes colors slightly and does that .
June 13th, 2006
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Auto winner.
June 13th, 2006
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Lame fad, but this one is the win.
June 13th, 2006
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FREE XENU!
June 13th, 2006
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SONG = 5
June 13th, 2006
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Incredible!
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Awesome.
June 13th, 2006
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Aparently there are 2 heads banging in this image.
June 13th, 2006
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great song with it
June 13th, 2006
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LOL, i was gonna give a 4, but when i read the post about "Why is Xenu's crotch pulsing?" I looked at it and laughed my f*cking *ss off.
June 13th, 2006
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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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f*cking own.
June 13th, 2006
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Much better than the FSM.
June 13th, 2006
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OLO
June 13th, 2006
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yay. more of the song would be nice, but i guess it would have nothing to do with the joke
June 13th, 2006
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that's f*ckin funny
June 13th, 2006
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LOLOLOL! FTW FTW INFINITE!
June 13th, 2006
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XENU IS HXC
June 13th, 2006
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LOL
June 13th, 2006
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Holla! Come on and Slam ! Welcome to the jam! Bring me your girls!
June 13th, 2006
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BTW... 5 but where did you took a pic of me
June 13th, 2006
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You made me log in. *sshole. PS: More song pls.
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Xenu's crotch pulsates for Tom.
June 13th, 2006
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rofl
June 13th, 2006
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:(
June 13th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 13th, 2006
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lol, this fad is crazy
June 13th, 2006
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hahaha, i just noticed the crotch thing
June 13th, 2006
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http://cruisecamera.ytmnd.com/
June 13th, 2006
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xenu is a... f*g enough of scientology omg...
June 13th, 2006
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xenu is intergallactic
June 13th, 2006
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NOT. FUNNY.
June 13th, 2006
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Five for bobblehead action.
June 13th, 2006
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Hot Xenu on Cruise Action.
June 13th, 2006
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-4 for scientology fad, +3 for song, +1 for actually being a funny scientology fad site.
June 13th, 2006
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Xenu's the bad guy...
June 13th, 2006
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lol
June 13th, 2006
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ugh... that song is SO ANNOYING
June 13th, 2006
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June 13th, 2006
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love it... best SONG ever. Best Xenu ever
June 13th, 2006
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5's all around. you nailed it, sir.
June 13th, 2006
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neato
June 13th, 2006
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llooooooooooooolololololoersk8ers. btw, ARFENHOUSE!!1 rules.
June 13th, 2006
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i know what my halloween costume is this year :D
June 13th, 2006
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http://sayitaintsosanta.ytmnd.com/
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*dances*
June 13th, 2006
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Good choice of music.
June 13th, 2006
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5 for beasties
June 13th, 2006
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Nice song choice.
June 13th, 2006
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Where is the cool part after the chorus...NEED TO HEAR IT AHHHHHH! Like watching the Bill Nye site with just "Bill, Bill..." but never "Bill Nye the Science Guy". Different songs, same bad feeling. )_:
June 13th, 2006
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Bah Xenu is more bad *ss looking than that
June 13th, 2006
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IMAX IS A TOOL OF XENU!
June 13th, 2006
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QFT from another YTMND: "You win the internets, all five billion of them."
June 13th, 2006
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I didn't get what the words were saying at first, and somehow, I think that made it better when I actually got it. :p
June 13th, 2006
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GODDAMN OFFICERS HAD TO OVERTHROW XENU!
June 13th, 2006
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hey , you guys have officially made this my number 1 ytmnd . you all win by default . unless you downvoted me , in which case you should probably kill your self .
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Audiopirate's right.
June 14th, 2006
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Incredable lol
June 14th, 2006
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LMFAO 5++++
June 14th, 2006
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I for one welcome our new Xenu overlord
June 14th, 2006
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Xenu is a hero!
June 14th, 2006
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Neat
June 15th, 2006
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A f*cking modern classic. One of the best sciencetology YTMND's out there. Definately the most funny.
June 16th, 2006
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:)
June 16th, 2006
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Hahaha, you're soo funny Bondo!
June 17th, 2006
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I can't stop listening to this one. Props.
June 20th, 2006
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lol. This is one of my few favorites.
June 21st, 2006
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f*ck scientology
June 23rd, 2006
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Someone needs to make "Xenu is my homeboy" t-shirts.
June 24th, 2006
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Since when is xenu from the west side
July 3rd, 2006
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HAHAHA! Nice man!
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Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
July 14th, 2006
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Facking awesome
July 16th, 2006
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Id five it but you hinted that you micht be a scientologist :(
July 16th, 2006
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hell yes
July 18th, 2006
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Exalted Lord Xenu praises your efforts, mortal.
July 23rd, 2006
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5'ed, I MUST BE ON THE LIST! HAIL XENU!
July 23rd, 2006
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Nhomcy, look in keywords and you will find "scientology is complete and total bullsh*t". I THINK HE IS A SCIENTOLOGIST ASWELL, LOL.
July 23rd, 2006
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then why would i be hailing xenu ?
July 24th, 2006
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Xenu kicks ass.
July 26th, 2006
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intteresting
August 2nd, 2006
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well played, Bondo
August 12th, 2006
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gj
August 13th, 2006
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All hail mighty Intergalactic Ruler XENU m(._.)m
August 17th, 2006
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nifty
August 22nd, 2006
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ftw
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xenu's packing heat, man
August 26th, 2006
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intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic intergalactic planetary planetary intergalactic
September 2nd, 2006
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LOL awesome
September 2nd, 2006
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he is what... jamming, a gangsta.... explanation please (for upvote)
September 3rd, 2006
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.....are you serious ? he's intergalactic planetary , he's an alien ...get it ?
September 7th, 2006
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I like my sugar with coffee and cream
September 16th, 2006
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:)
September 17th, 2006
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this sh*t rules
September 29th, 2006
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I Loved your sitehttp://xenuis.ytmnd.com5'ed
December 2nd, 2006
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Why isn't this on a YTMND soundtrack?
December 3rd, 2006
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i dunno , start mailing angry letters to fyrestorm
January 12th, 2007
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The f*cking beastie boyz kick ass
January 17th, 2007
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cocaine, blah blah.
February 8th, 2007
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1'd for down voting another one of sphonix's sites because he made HTPATM, extremely immature.
February 13th, 2007
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5
August 11th, 2007
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