Xenu Fights Back (Scientology)
Created on: June 15th, 2006
Xenu Fights Back (Scientology)
DZK 
Xenu Fights BACK! - download mp3 at http://dzk.dmusic.com

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June 15th, 2006
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This kicks a whole lot of ass.
October 17th, 2007
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Yes I agree
June 15th, 2006
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werd
June 15th, 2006
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I like it... easily a 5
June 15th, 2006
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DZK ftw
June 15th, 2006
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I expect to hear this track on YTMND, The Soundtrack, Volume 12.
June 15th, 2006
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Damn, just finished listening to the entire thing. You're the best rapper ever.
January 5th, 2008
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wow dude, you 're as good as the guy that made the brian peppers rap
June 15th, 2006
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this wins
June 15th, 2006
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uiui
June 15th, 2006
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Bleh, I've seen the exact same thing except with a different picture. and I think it was one of your sites too.
June 15th, 2006
(-1)
-1 for lack of boom-bap. tell me who your favorite rapper is and i'll 5 you.
June 15th, 2006
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this kinda sucks
June 15th, 2006
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this should be #1
June 15th, 2006
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"Oh bitch you got jacked bitch" DOUBLE TRUE!!!
June 15th, 2006
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my favorite rapper is DMX. I am trying to delete the other site but it's lagging me out.
June 15th, 2006
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loud exhales
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It's ok... but Xenu is the enemy of scientology, not it's mascott...
June 19th, 2008
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you would know...TOM CRUISE!
June 15th, 2006
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Winner!
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"Life goes on" was a great touch.
June 15th, 2006
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perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I want you.
June 15th, 2006
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anything DZK gets a five, and this really earns it
June 15th, 2006
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DZK is back to awesomeness!! Woo.
June 15th, 2006
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And if you remember, DZK, I gave your last song like a two or a one. So I think that says alot about the awesomeness of this.
June 15th, 2006
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DMX? I'm a Big L/Chino XL/Ras Kass fan myself, but I don't wear a backpack. lemme play devil's advocate...Xenu is the enemy of scientology, so he wouldn't be the one swindling insecure spiritual types.
June 15th, 2006
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DZK if you want to become a real famous musician you should hook up with those scientology guys
June 15th, 2006
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Zomg
June 15th, 2006
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lol
June 15th, 2006
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I love you. You are so awesome... hahahahahaha!!!!!
June 15th, 2006
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hehe f*cking love it!
June 15th, 2006
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best scientology site yet. You win
June 15th, 2006
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"follow" and "dollars" does not rhyme
June 15th, 2006
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lmao!!!
June 15th, 2006
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DZK is my hero
June 15th, 2006
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This needs to be on the radio.
June 15th, 2006
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nice
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live the stewie comments at the end
June 15th, 2006
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wow, thats amazing, nice job
June 15th, 2006
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THE HIPPIN AND HOPPIN...WHERE ARE ALL THE f*ckING MOHEEVI SITES!!!
June 15th, 2006
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Only movie starts are dumb enuff to buy em' :)
June 15th, 2006
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Handicap zone!
June 15th, 2006
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lol
June 15th, 2006
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Sorry for a second comment, but do you have an MP3 we can access?
June 15th, 2006
(0)
DZK wins again
June 15th, 2006
(2)
You may now DL the mp3 at http://dzk.dmusic.com
June 16th, 2006
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5/5/5/5
June 16th, 2006
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Obviously 5+.
June 16th, 2006
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This is without a doubt your greatest accomplishment. I laughed, I cried, I suffered severe anal hemoraging.
June 16th, 2006
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a step up from all the other sh*tty scientology sites.
June 16th, 2006
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Your the best
June 16th, 2006
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very cool
June 16th, 2006
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hilarious
June 16th, 2006
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Sound alone earns a 10 .
June 16th, 2006
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jesus christ, that's funny. DZK man... lawl... lawl.
June 16th, 2006
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the Law of Diminishing Returns unfortunately rears its ugly head on DZK.
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YOU CAN DO BETTER!!!!!
June 16th, 2006
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OMG, the sound is so focking annoying.
June 16th, 2006
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nice
June 16th, 2006
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OMFG WIN
June 16th, 2006
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You got it wrong, Xenu isnt their leader he is against them! He should be saying how you shouldnt follow Scientology.
June 16th, 2006
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donateordie.com
June 16th, 2006
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Xenu isn't even real, who cares if he's the enemy of Scientology? hahah. Ignorance is funny, this isn't a factual site.
June 16th, 2006
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jeee wizzz at least follow the story!
June 16th, 2006
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5 for ending
June 16th, 2006
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This is AWESOME.
June 16th, 2006
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"who cares if he's the enemy of Scientology" - well... i do. if we're supposed to have the moral high ground against these people, we should at least not be that level of mistaken about what we're making fun of.
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wonderfull. http://protestdownvote.ytmnd.com/
June 16th, 2006
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so... basically, i think you really f*cked up... sorry, the high rating can give you some comfort, but all it tells me is that most of YTMND didnt pay enough attention to the Illustrated History of Scientology site.
June 16th, 2006
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as long as scientology keeps sucking cock...
June 16th, 2006
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Xenu + DZK = Worship
June 16th, 2006
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i whole-heartedly agree with the comment above me
June 16th, 2006
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err .. 2 above me. well 3 now
June 16th, 2006
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Oh snap, son!
June 16th, 2006
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Well, i did this before I really researched the story -- But at the end of the song, you realized Tom Cruise is the one dressed as XENu, acting... So, if you want the "facts" to fit in your head... Ponder that one.
June 16th, 2006
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-_-;
June 16th, 2006
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thx balalaika
June 16th, 2006
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well to tell you the truth, i turned it off before that point. repetitive, annoying... without a beat i dont think you're able to highlight your strengths.
June 16th, 2006
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I like your white shoes
June 16th, 2006
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yeah, i agree with the beat thing, sitsu. my singing sucks generally and the technical aspect of this song, is basically non-existant. i wrote it in 15 min and recorded it even faster
June 16th, 2006
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5 for effort and funniness... not factual accuracy.
June 16th, 2006
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well better luck next time then. More rapping, less singing.
June 16th, 2006
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O_o -_- o_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
June 16th, 2006
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15 minutes? It would've taken me like a week to write that lol.
June 16th, 2006
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Scientology needs to be made fun of in a less imature way and do your research next time.
June 16th, 2006
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good ytmnd...funny, lots of work...maybe a better gif, but can't complain
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My favorite scientology ytmnd thus far. Funny AND educational!
June 16th, 2006
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my gif !
June 16th, 2006
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been done before with another image
June 16th, 2006
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sign here
June 16th, 2006
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i thought your other stuff was junk but i really liked this one, new fan of dzk
June 16th, 2006
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This is very mature you just need to look deeper into the meaning of the song and how it really makes you feel.
June 16th, 2006
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YOU ARE MY GOD
June 16th, 2006
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pro
June 16th, 2006
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Excellent!
June 16th, 2006
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This is the best thing ever
June 16th, 2006
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I watched the whole thing, but this gets a 5 just for "Believe me I'm as freakin' real as Jesus." That made me XD
June 16th, 2006
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ya Xenu is like thier enemy, but that song had me rolling especially the ending
June 16th, 2006
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I love you!
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for Xenu.
June 16th, 2006
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lol, DZK: Official Rap Group of YTMND (and one of the only rappers EVER that I really like)
June 16th, 2006
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this is made of awesome, haley and win
June 16th, 2006
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Eh...moderately funny, but that voice is annoying as hell.
June 16th, 2006
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Everyone that is saying this is bad is retarded especially MasterSitsu
June 16th, 2006
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I think this is really amazing
June 16th, 2006
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No it was black people.
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DZK you are a god.
June 16th, 2006
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Probably the funniest YTMND I've seen in a LONG time.
June 16th, 2006
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Rocks my balls
June 16th, 2006
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Xenu rocks my socks.
June 16th, 2006
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June 16th, 2006
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must... obey... xenu...
June 16th, 2006
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Geez dude you seriously have talent. I'd sign you
June 16th, 2006
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++nine
June 16th, 2006
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LOL, "I noes suckology." - Cruise
June 16th, 2006
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Love it
June 16th, 2006
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5 for Camp Granada
June 16th, 2006
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I have an answer, and it's 9 cents.
June 16th, 2006
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wanted to know why the sound was so high quality then I saw it was DZK and it all made sense. nother great job!
June 16th, 2006
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f*cking awesome as usual :)
June 16th, 2006
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Yay DZK! :D
June 16th, 2006
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f*cking hilarious.
June 16th, 2006
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Best YTMND I've seen in a LOOOOOONG time!
June 16th, 2006
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lackluster
June 16th, 2006
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Your voice annoys the living f*ck out of me.
September 7th, 2007
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That is a voice edited to sound like an alien, specifically Xenu.
June 16th, 2006
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DZK, you are awesome. Seriously.
June 16th, 2006
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Definately fav material.
June 16th, 2006
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masterful piece of ytmndeliverance.
June 16th, 2006
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5'd.
June 16th, 2006
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DAMNNNNNN!!! thats some "G" sh*t.! almost as gangsta as me!
June 16th, 2006
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Win!
June 16th, 2006
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DZK, DZK, you don't even - you're glib, you don't even know what a five star rating IS!
June 16th, 2006
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DZK...
June 16th, 2006
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not your best, but definatly not your worst(god how i hated the train bang song.)
June 16th, 2006
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Faved for 3 reasons. 1. It's your own song 2. It ruled 3. lol
June 16th, 2006
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DZK is back!
June 16th, 2006
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If this song is not on the Volume 12 Soundtrack I will wreak vengence upon all.
June 16th, 2006
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This is gold. very gold. except for poor rhyming but the rest, especially the back up comments... GOLD!
June 16th, 2006
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Whats moving in Xenu's pants?
June 16th, 2006
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JESUS CHRIST... BEST YTMND EVER.
June 16th, 2006
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i freaking worship the "sign here"
June 16th, 2006
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lolol
June 16th, 2006
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I totally blame black people. OH DAMN YOU GOT JACK'D, BITCH!
June 16th, 2006
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amazing
June 16th, 2006
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I liked it
June 16th, 2006
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ROFL, best ytmnd user made song ever, EVER!
June 16th, 2006
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well played
June 16th, 2006
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FFS XENU IS THE DEVIL IN SCIENTOLOGY. WE ARE ON HIS SIDE!!!
June 16th, 2006
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Not directed at you specifically, DZK. I love your work.
June 16th, 2006
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Win'd (Love the Black people comment)
June 16th, 2006
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DZK whether or not you can sing doesnt seem too be the issue i dont think the ebats annoying at all, its creative and funny and no your not bad at singing( at least from what i can tell from the rest of your site songs)
June 16th, 2006
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June 16th, 2006
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Xenu has seen me?!
June 16th, 2006
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This is great
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DZK wins again.
June 16th, 2006
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Genius
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tom cruise needs to pull the trigger
June 16th, 2006
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sucki sucki
June 16th, 2006
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DZK, you are awesome.
June 16th, 2006
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f*ck this is brilliant
June 16th, 2006
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You rule
June 16th, 2006
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lol
June 16th, 2006
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Nice Lol
June 16th, 2006
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la la la la la la Life goes on on. Mother f*cker now thats in my head.
June 16th, 2006
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i don't know, black people?
June 16th, 2006
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Awesome
June 16th, 2006
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f*ck a 5! I give you a 50!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the best YTMNDs ive ever seen!
June 16th, 2006
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5 (-2 for the f* bomb)
June 16th, 2006
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DZK once again proves his lyrical skill
June 16th, 2006
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XD Stll kicks ass
June 16th, 2006
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LOL @ the last keyword
June 16th, 2006
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DZK strikes again. Best song since the first Haley one.
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for Stewie. I hate scientology, but I hate the scientology fad more. So 5 for Stewie and ONLY for Stewie.
June 16th, 2006
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Awesome!
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"Oh bitch, you got jacked bitch!" 5'd.
June 16th, 2006
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And that's putting it lightly.
June 16th, 2006
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xenu calls them like he sees them.
June 16th, 2006
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platinum
June 16th, 2006
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Lol! What do you think caused all the destruction? Black People? 5'd
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Xenu is the man.
June 16th, 2006
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lolz.
June 16th, 2006
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That was awe inspiring (awe-some)
June 16th, 2006
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man this song is going to stay with me all day at work awesome job man
June 16th, 2006
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I'mm looking at you John Travolta.
June 16th, 2006
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I need to download this song : /
June 16th, 2006
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DZK!
June 16th, 2006
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I enjoyed this one.
June 16th, 2006
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Laughing, still laughing.
June 16th, 2006
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This owns on five different levels.
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where's my keychain?
June 16th, 2006
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This is one of the best Scientology sites ever.
June 16th, 2006
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WIN
June 16th, 2006
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Someone needs to make a Flash to go along with this song..or a YTMND with funny pics
June 16th, 2006
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holy f**k is this funny
June 16th, 2006
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i guess xeny has had a lot of time to work on his mad rhymes in that mountain prison..... does his cd player take eternal batteries?
June 16th, 2006
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ULTIMATE WINNAR
June 16th, 2006
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GO DZK! This kicks a whole lot of ass.
June 16th, 2006
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The hell? Fived! Not 0ed...
June 16th, 2006
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Lets try to fix this...
June 16th, 2006
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i see what u did ther
June 16th, 2006
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DZK delivers yet again.
June 16th, 2006
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June 16th, 2006
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nice work
June 16th, 2006
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If one was to believe Xenu existed, it would be impossible to believe that Jesus also existed. See me after class, lol. D:
June 16th, 2006
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lol 5'd
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I still don't get it. Is Xenu good for scientology or bad? Is he their God or their devil?
June 16th, 2006
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Good man.
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wow...just wow
June 16th, 2006
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that was awsome! and funny! 5! OMG!
June 16th, 2006
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dzk rulez, who teh f*ck cares if it isn't accurate Scientolgoy is a gay cult that makes up it's own bullsh*t anyways
June 16th, 2006
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You, sir, win a million internets.
June 16th, 2006
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Awesome! Made me lol =)
June 16th, 2006
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you rock
June 16th, 2006
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Xenu sez the scientology fad MUST die!!!
June 16th, 2006
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i usually question why your sites make top 15. but this one was ok
June 16th, 2006
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AMAZING
June 16th, 2006
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God, that was so awesome I'd give it a 6, but that would be cheating.
June 16th, 2006
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nice
June 16th, 2006
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5 freakin' stars that last stretch with Tom Cruise's vast knowledge of psychiatry sold it.
June 16th, 2006
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It was preaty good but nothing really original.
June 16th, 2006
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absolutely great - really awesome
June 16th, 2006
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A little long, but the Corky reference in the end as worth it.
June 16th, 2006
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+++++
June 16th, 2006
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Well played, good sir. Well played. :')
June 16th, 2006
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"Oh, I don't know, black people?"
June 16th, 2006
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Looks like another DZK song for the Soundtrack.
June 16th, 2006
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I don't know Black People? LOLORFL, DZK f*ck me gently with a chainsaw, NOW!
June 16th, 2006
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5 For black people
June 16th, 2006
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It doesnt get much better than this :D
June 16th, 2006
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I just don't really like it, and not a lot of effort seems to have gone into it. Sorry.
June 16th, 2006
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HAHAHA
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"I dunno... black people?"
June 16th, 2006
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xenu is an enemy of scientology retards
June 16th, 2006
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sometimes I wonder if I'm the only one who reads the other comments before leaving one, so I don't repeat the same damn thing as 17 other people. But 15 minutes or not, I thought this was a great YTMND.
June 16th, 2006
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Also puppy commercials
June 16th, 2006
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OMFG THIS F*CKING WINS!
June 16th, 2006
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Good song, but you wasted who knows how long to make this just to put it on ytmnd.
June 16th, 2006
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The first time I heard DZK he was singing about having sex with a 12 year-old girl. He's come a long way.
June 16th, 2006
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dzk = insta win
June 16th, 2006
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DZK for the 5.
June 16th, 2006
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easily the best ytmnd ive seen. ever. great work.
June 16th, 2006
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::applauds::
June 16th, 2006
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utter brilliance
June 16th, 2006
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sounds like a gay band like ICP... but eitherway.. its good so a 5 for u
June 16th, 2006
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that was amazing, great work.
June 16th, 2006
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Not particulary funny, just vulgar... it's being 5'd because it's a scientology ytmnd and everyone jumps on the bandwagon, some of your other sites are hilarious though.
June 16th, 2006
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lol you're white ... like mc dicko
June 16th, 2006
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lol wtf is wrong with you?
June 16th, 2006
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5'd for DZK
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