Jesus Fanfic
Created on: June 25th, 2006
Jesus Fanfic
Made by me >_> Everyone, great job on signing up on that site. XD A lot of you made me laugh. Haha
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June 25th, 2006
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Hahaha awesome!! http://wsmithpred.ytmnd.com/
June 25th, 2006
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Xenu is trapped in a cage.
June 25th, 2006
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For the true win, needs some reading it. May I suggest me?
June 25th, 2006
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I did originally give you 2 stars, but I changed it to 5 because I am an idiot.
June 25th, 2006
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lol
June 25th, 2006
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Jesus fanfiction? You mean, like, the Book of Mormon?
June 25th, 2006
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love it
June 25th, 2006
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Great Site but I am going out on a limb here and say that you posted that.
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Wow, you could not pick a more awful sound for this. Astounding. Just astounding.
June 25th, 2006
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LOL, any of Jesus' attacks is super effective. 5 for dissing Scientology, another 5 for dissing Atheism. -5 because I can't give you a 10 no matter how hard I try.
June 25th, 2006
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the premise is good but it goes completely downhill as soon as l ron hubbard picks atheism and xenu. I guess it isn't your fault since you didn't write it, but you DID choose to make a ytmnd of it.
June 25th, 2006
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LOL f*ckING EPIC
June 25th, 2006
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L. Ron is a f*g!
June 25th, 2006
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ytmnd was meh, dumples comment was right on
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I usually don't downvote but :(
June 25th, 2006
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WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!??!
June 25th, 2006
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster appears! Jesus uses Water Walk. Jesus' agility is dramaticly increased! FSM uses Noodly Appendage. Jesus can't move! FSM uses Summon Beer Volcano. Jesus and FSM both knock back some tall frosty ones! The End.
June 25th, 2006
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^^^ My own fanfic
June 25th, 2006
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hahah
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LMFAO!! thats the sh*t. nice work, man. nice f*ckin' work.
June 25th, 2006
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requesting a animated battle GIF
June 25th, 2006
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You who voted this so high - go read the site where this originated (evilbible.com). It is full of lies. They take events from the bible and place them for you to read - out of context. They are slander, please do not take what they say. Instead read along as they ask, and you'll see they are liars. 1 because there is no 0 vote
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism isn't a religion, dumb sh*t. And I would expect "Jesus" to use "lies" as an attack.
June 25th, 2006
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Moses sends out... THE TEN COMMANDMENTS! Muhammad sends out... SOME CRAZY SYMBOLS!
June 25th, 2006
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amazing!
June 25th, 2006
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atheism > all =O
June 25th, 2006
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May I have your childs?
June 25th, 2006
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I am laughing out loud; vagina!
June 25th, 2006
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Well done
June 25th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 25th, 2006
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yay atheism
June 25th, 2006
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lol "you can't steal my religions!". funny, but just because i know some idiot will read this and believe it, that bag of sh*t hubbard did NOT create athiesm.
June 25th, 2006
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also, you evangelicals and fundementalists; you people are the reason their is so much goddamn hate.
June 25th, 2006
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so you type something in a forum, screenshot, and use some sound. way to go.
June 25th, 2006
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ZOMG! Best shiznaz evar!
June 25th, 2006
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LOL!
June 25th, 2006
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lol probably just the music but lol
June 25th, 2006
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We need more trolls like these on ridiculous religion discussion boards like those.
June 25th, 2006
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Needs mispelled words
June 25th, 2006
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Atheïsm > Scientology. Hard. Christians are okay though :p.
June 25th, 2006
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awesome
June 25th, 2006
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Richard Dawkins > All. Atheism = 5 stars
June 25th, 2006
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That is awesome! http://ohnoeswereallgoingtodie.ytmnd.com/
June 25th, 2006
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Sigh, religion is for idiots, dont f*ck with atheism.
June 25th, 2006
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Nice
June 25th, 2006
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ahahaha this is one of those simple ytmnd's over which I actually had to LOL about. Someone make an animation out of this, it would be legendary!!!
June 25th, 2006
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no
June 25th, 2006
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jesus lol
June 25th, 2006
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Am I a bad person for having expected something more... erotic?
June 25th, 2006
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I'm working on the animation, should be ready soon
June 25th, 2006
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+5 for the WTF factor and use of Pokemon music. Ah, Pokemon....
June 25th, 2006
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awesome to the max
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XD
June 25th, 2006
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christianity lies..unless you belive that a guy can live inside a whale for three days? And a giant pregnant women will stand on the moon? do you? ok good shut the f*ck up
June 25th, 2006
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@the atheist whiners: OH NO WE CAN INSULT XIANITY BUT NOT MY NONBELIEF IN A DEITY! THATS SACRED!
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism > all.
June 25th, 2006
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Our god is an awesome god.
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lawl the pokebattle music gives u infinity points
June 25th, 2006
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Wrong.
June 25th, 2006
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If you get someone to read this, and make me laugh harder than I laughed while seeing this, I will five all of your sites.
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^_^
June 25th, 2006
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Why does Athiesm use "Lies"? o.O
June 25th, 2006
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HILARIOUS! XD Write more!
June 25th, 2006
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Scientologists are against Xenu and aren't athesists given that they believe in scientology!! Plus Jesus should have used "lies", not atheism.
June 25th, 2006
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wouldnt the jesus fan-fic be the bible? i would have given it a higher score if the atheism werent included. your god is dead, and i laugh at you all.
June 25th, 2006
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June 25th, 2006
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One because things like this should be made into an actual visual battle, not typed out.
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this fails, this should not be in the top 15
June 25th, 2006
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EPIC.
June 25th, 2006
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haha
June 25th, 2006
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that show always had some of the best music
June 25th, 2006
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this is sh*t, jesus would have used lies and atheism would have used truth. marked for inaccurate.
June 25th, 2006
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LMAO
June 25th, 2006
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GO JESUS!!!!!!!!!!
June 25th, 2006
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jesus ftw as usual. funny stuff
June 25th, 2006
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June 25th, 2006
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Scientology is not a religion, nor is it a science. It is a cult.
June 25th, 2006
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2 for associating Atheism with Scientology.
June 25th, 2006
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Roflcopter
June 25th, 2006
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jesus h4x
June 25th, 2006
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Scientologists arn't athiests, the may not beleive in Jesus or God, but they do beleive in Xenu and E-Meters
June 25th, 2006
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Perfect!
June 25th, 2006
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Jesus is the ultimate religion master.
June 25th, 2006
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LOL
June 25th, 2006
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the jesus celebrated http://egglol.ytmnd.com/ EGG
June 25th, 2006
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"Jesus fanfiction? You mean, like, the Book of Mormon?" hehehehehe
June 25th, 2006
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f*ck yeah, go Jesus!
June 25th, 2006
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If I were ranking the three religions based on "bizarre-ass bullsh*t you're supposed to believe" content, atheism and scientology would be at opposite ends with christianity somewhere towards the scientology end. Even if you didn't prove your stupidity by having L. Ron use Atheism, you'd still get a 1 for making an utterly non-funny ytmnd.
June 25th, 2006
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Ahahahaha.
June 25th, 2006
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jesus has master balls
June 25th, 2006
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http://www.evilbible.com/wforum/viewtopic.php?p=28656#28656 Lol, Lex Luthowned.
June 25th, 2006
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Jesus=teh champ
June 25th, 2006
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I still love atheism, all religion now is jus goofy.
June 25th, 2006
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Hahaha! I like it.
June 25th, 2006
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Lol, Go to the page and Post as your favorite YTMND Fad!!!!
June 25th, 2006
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kinda... creepy
June 25th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
June 25th, 2006
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lol'd
June 25th, 2006
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this. . . isn't funny
June 25th, 2006
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eh you pretty much fail at this one any old knucklehead couldve made that sh*t up
June 25th, 2006
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I lol'd. This has got to be the best fanfic ever.
June 25th, 2006
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Oh dear lord go to the forum and read it HILLARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 5ed
June 25th, 2006
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0 for using evilbible.com
June 25th, 2006
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Too bad atheism>christianity, but 4 for being kinda funny and pokemon music
June 25th, 2006
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i can't vote. i like the YTMND, but what's this sh*t about athiesm being lies? Athiesm is nothing, all religion is lies.
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism = scientology/lies? Yeah, ok.
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism used lies? Bullsh*t.
June 25th, 2006
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awesome
June 25th, 2006
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Religion is a Lie not Atheism. Also Scientology isn't a religion.
June 25th, 2006
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brofl
June 25th, 2006
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BriPep speaking, good job. Do I smell a new fad / livejasmin case?
June 25th, 2006
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Heh, I'm LexLuthor and RaptorJesus on the forums, gj guys, keep posting.
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But wouldn't Scientology and Christianity team up against atheism? It doesn't work!
June 25th, 2006
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XD
June 25th, 2006
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"LOL, any of Jesus' attacks is super effective. 5 for dissing Scientology, another 5 for dissing Atheism. -5 because I can't give you a 10 no matter how hard I try." qft
June 25th, 2006
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Hahaha
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haha
June 25th, 2006
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LOL
June 25th, 2006
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GO JESUS!!
June 25th, 2006
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hahahah this is so funny. except jesus probably used self-destruct. all religion sux
June 25th, 2006
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It's Jesus, lol. Also, cocks.
June 25th, 2006
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Sound sucks. "Atheism = lies" is moronic.
June 25th, 2006
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- (sideways 8) for atheism=lies
June 25th, 2006
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Even though I'm an atheist, I have to admit that that still PWNed. 4 stars!
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism uses logic, not lies. Silly you.
June 25th, 2006
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Nyahaha. Jebus.
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism isn't a relegion and has no relation to Hubbard.
June 25th, 2006
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if you go to this site, youll see we are just trying to rage people and have a bit o fun, i don tthikn the atheism=lies necessarily reflects the beliefs of the maker, just what jesus would do!
June 25th, 2006
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XD
June 25th, 2006
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jesus + pokemon = *****
June 25th, 2006
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Scientology and Atheism are totally different. Close to completely opposite. 4 for the rest.
June 25th, 2006
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whoa atheism and scientology are NOT the same!
June 25th, 2006
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The only thing funny about this is that a Christian calls atheism lies. It's like the monkey in the zoo saying that you're in the cage.
June 25th, 2006
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good job pointing out how scientology is a form of atheism:::: 5'd
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Way to go, Jebus.
June 25th, 2006
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So, someone makes a ytmnd obviously making a *parody* of Jesus, but because it wasn't insulting, he's labelled as a christian. All I see is jaded bullsh*t from both sides arguing. Both are pretty damn religious.. Lol. Anyway, 5'd, nice work ;p
June 25th, 2006
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Jesusémons. gotta catch em all
June 25th, 2006
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LOL
June 25th, 2006
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I'm not Christian, but "Atheism used lies" FTW
June 25th, 2006
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I heard atheism has a better attack that does way more damage. It is called "TRUE"
June 25th, 2006
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BTW 1 for bringing down atheism to the same level as Scientology. In an Atheist's eyes both Christianity and Scientology are stupid.
June 25th, 2006
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LMAO
June 25th, 2006
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1d' for comparing atheism to a cult and calling it lies
June 25th, 2006
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rofl you riled up all the atheist nerds, gj!
June 25th, 2006
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Jesus Fanfic = The Bible
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go jesus!
June 25th, 2006
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5ed for music
June 25th, 2006
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1'd for gay atheism
June 25th, 2006
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1'd for calling Atheism lies... Otherwise it was cool :3
June 25th, 2006
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4d for making me laugh
June 25th, 2006
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Ha ha, d00d u r so hilaruz!!!1 You went to a forum and posted a stupid story! ZOMG OSCAR!!!
June 25th, 2006
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vote 5
June 25th, 2006
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Entertaining but Atheists aren't the ones using "Lies!" to control any flocks.
June 25th, 2006
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ITS A FORUM RAID PEOPLE
June 25th, 2006
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no ones actually comparing scientology and atheism, its just that jesus doesnt approve of either!!! so dont downvote it just because it "bashes atheism"
June 25th, 2006
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June 25th, 2006
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lol
June 25th, 2006
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pokeball GO!
June 25th, 2006
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June 25th, 2006
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You need some Brock impersonator reading this. Then, and only then, I will five.
June 25th, 2006
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u got a holy badge
June 25th, 2006
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Atheism > people who group it with Scientology. Asses.
June 25th, 2006
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Religion is not the same as spirituality. Atheis isn't neccessarily spiritual, but the highly militant types (especially crusaders like Penn & Teller) sure as hell are religious.
June 25th, 2006
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster needs more YTMNDs.
June 25th, 2006
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ROFL!
June 25th, 2006
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JESUS FTW!!!!!
June 25th, 2006
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Jesus loves us all and wants to save us from our sins, l ron hubbard on the other hand just wants our money even tho he's dead... In jesus, we trust
June 25th, 2006
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It's obvious YOU posted it, smart one.
June 25th, 2006
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i just want to comment in here again to remind you how misguided you are. f*ck your faith.
June 25th, 2006
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4'd, just because it's pretty much a message board screenshot, albeit funny. Incidentally, I think it's any person's right to believe in no god, (it takes the same amount of faith) but I stand by the thought that nothing justifies Scientology. Not even Pokemon music.
June 25th, 2006
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4'd, just because it's pretty much a message board screenshot, albeit funny. Incidentally, I think it's any person's right to believe in no god, (it takes the same amount of faith) but I stand by the thought that nothing justifies Scientology. Not even Pokemon music.
June 25th, 2006
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GO JESUS!!!
June 25th, 2006
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Notice Jesus doesn't just throw a master ball, he casts it. He's THAT good!
June 25th, 2006
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I absolutly love it. f*ck SCIENTOLOGY!
June 25th, 2006
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pastor richards,I CHOOSE YOU!
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best forum raid ev4r
June 25th, 2006
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YYYAAAAYYY
June 25th, 2006
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THE FORUM IS SHUT DOWN
June 25th, 2006
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+1000000 for dissing scientology -999997 for dissing atheism
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awesome!
June 25th, 2006
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it's back up!
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i noticed there are alot of mad atheists, cry more noobs!
June 25th, 2006
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banned :(
June 25th, 2006
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Reading the whole thread made me LOL. Jesus is awesome, but I agree that Atheism's attack shouldn't have been lies; Darwinism or Evolutionism would've been better.
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forum screenshots lack hilarity
June 25th, 2006
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+3 for nostalgia, +2 for using jesus and fanfic in a sentence
June 25th, 2006
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Bear my children, please.
June 25th, 2006
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putting lron and atheism in the same group = fail. and music sucks.
June 25th, 2006
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"putting lron and atheism in the same group = fail. and music sucks." Interpretation: I don't understand humor. Please send help.
June 25th, 2006
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I can't get over how f*cktarded these people are. THIS ISN'T AGAINST ATHEISM DUMBASSES, ITS CALLED SATIRE
June 25th, 2006
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they banned me from site and i still didint get my bike back...
June 25th, 2006
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"I just did lol"
June 25th, 2006
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LOL BriPep down, whoever Brian Peppers was still owes me an EPIK BATEL
June 25th, 2006
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lol very nice
June 26th, 2006
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Where's our next Forum raid? Searching around for another atheist forum to piss off.
June 26th, 2006
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http://atheistanon.proboards18.com/ Found one!
June 26th, 2006
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YTMND OWNS THE ITNERNETS
June 28th, 2006
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You pissed everyone off in one go... Good job, my son 8)
June 29th, 2006
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FTW!!! =]
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Atheism>Christianity>Scientology. Therefore, 1.
July 2nd, 2006
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Woo! Go Jesus!
July 5th, 2006
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Jesus is coming and hes gona kick your ass!
July 9th, 2006
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I'm Xenu, rofl.
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ehh it was funny but atheism > the rest.
July 12th, 2006
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i was part of that forum raid.. good times
July 14th, 2006
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J35|_|s 15 t3h m3g4 pwnz0rz.
July 30th, 2006
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No wonder the attack missed.. Atheism used lies! *smacks forehead* Fact would have been the better choice :( Jesus winz
July 30th, 2006
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This definitely deserves a downvote.
August 2nd, 2006
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1'd for Christianity, plague of humanity.
August 3rd, 2006
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5ved for "lol, I just did"
August 4th, 2006
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Yes.
August 7th, 2006
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+5 for pokemon. -3 for no raptors. +pi for inspiration.. round it off.
August 10th, 2006
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5, -1 for ie
August 12th, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
August 14th, 2006
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5 for my IQ.
August 25th, 2006
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Cthulhu wakes up and eats them both for making such a racket.
August 25th, 2006
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go Jesus
September 2nd, 2006
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This wins in so many ways.
September 5th, 2006
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It's funny, but I'm an atheist and HATE L. Ron Hubbard. Bad choice associating the two, sorry.
September 6th, 2006
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silly symbolism>CR-CR-CR-CRAZY religion
September 6th, 2006
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Go Jesus!
September 7th, 2006
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wtf they took your post down on that forum? it was pure brilliance!
September 8th, 2006
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Atheism uses FSM attack! Jesus is pwnt by His Noodly Appendages!
September 11th, 2006
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1 for unwarrented bashing of athiests
September 11th, 2006
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athiesm used "lies"?
October 29th, 2006
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Atheism easily disproves Jesus disintegrates yelling "OH TEH NOES!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!!!!!1!!!!!one one !!!!!1"
March 17th, 2007
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Emperor_Z wants to battle! Go Athiesm! Athiest uses teh facts Religion fainted!