A Children's Scientology Pageant
Created on: June 26th, 2006
A Children's Scientology Pageant
YTMND won't let me upload the whole song, so download it here http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/Scientology/The_Fabulous_Entourage_-_The_Way_That_It_Began.mp3 This is NOT made by Scientology.

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June 26th, 2006
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Download the full song here, kiddies http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/Scientology/The_Fabulous_Entourage_-_The_Way_That_It_Began.mp3
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That was awesome. Thank you for this.
June 26th, 2006
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Wow, just wow.
June 26th, 2006
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btw, this musical isn't being performed anymore :( it was only on for a few months in LA
June 26th, 2006
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Those poor f*cking children
June 26th, 2006
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is this fo real???
June 26th, 2006
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Does anyone think they ripped off 'Tribute' by Tenacious D?
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http://www.sh-k-boom.com/scientology/ - this is the main page (listen to the intro, hehe...)
June 26th, 2006
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I would without hesitation punch them in the jaw
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http://www.lesfreres.org/pageant/images2.htm - some images from it. haha...
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Xioyux - This is a critical play, not a Church sponsored one. (Meant to poke fun at Scientology)
June 26th, 2006
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those kids are fooked for life.
June 26th, 2006
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that is screwed up. and people said i have no rhythm...
June 26th, 2006
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As stupid as any other religion, only more modern with more murders :P
June 26th, 2006
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More murders in modern times that is ^ *coughcrusadescoughjihadcough*
June 26th, 2006
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wtf.
June 26th, 2006
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i dun get it
June 26th, 2006
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looks like something off wonder showzen
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http://musicaltributetohubbard1.ytmnd.com/
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booya!!!
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Thetans! Thetans! Thetans!
June 26th, 2006
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What's worse for children - Having to be in a Scientology Pageant or Spending the night at Neverland Ranch?
June 26th, 2006
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Holy crap!
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is there any more songs?
June 26th, 2006
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omg, this is pretty scary. way to brainwash children *sshole scientologists
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those kids will commit suicide here soon.
June 26th, 2006
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THEY'VE CURRUPTED THE CHILDREN! THE 5TH CHAOS GOD REALLY DOES EXIST! RUN!!!!!
June 26th, 2006
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Ugh I hate scientology.
June 26th, 2006
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omg are they serious?
June 26th, 2006
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^ I know, some people are so dense here
June 26th, 2006
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brian peppers is a scientologist ;x
June 26th, 2006
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OHHHH! Ok.
June 26th, 2006
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THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS!!!!!
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IT'S A SATIRE, PARODY, WHATEVER, SCIENTOLOGY DOESN'T WANT THIS INFO TO BE OUT SO THEY OBVIOUSLY WON'T .. aaaah! O.o ANOTHER THING IS YOU GUYS THINK THEY LIKE XENU WHEN FOR THEM XENU IS LIKE SATAN TO CHRISTIANS.
June 26th, 2006
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THIS WINS SO HARD! If even kids take the piss our of you what hope do you have!
June 26th, 2006
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The thetans have taken me, please send help.
June 26th, 2006
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Excellent pisstake :)
June 26th, 2006
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I haven't laughed so hard since the John Freeman thing.
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NOT THE WHOLE SONG U BASTARDS
June 26th, 2006
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fantastic
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could you imagine the looks on the faces of these kids' parents as they witness this pageant for the first time? o.o
June 26th, 2006
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I sure hope those kids dont get in a minor car crash :(
June 26th, 2006
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I used to have those puppets when I was just a kiddie!
June 26th, 2006
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what an annoying song
June 26th, 2006
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wtf
June 26th, 2006
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So damn annoying, who buys that sh*t..
June 26th, 2006
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Ah, I see what they did thar.
June 26th, 2006
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OMG
June 26th, 2006
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I thought we were done; that we had already sunk Scientologys battleship.
June 26th, 2006
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Holy sh*t this is amazing.
June 26th, 2006
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crazy - http://thetruthofscientology.ytmnd.com/
June 26th, 2006
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I'm going to vomit. Brainwashing poor kids to believe some bullsh*t science fiction story and then making them dress up as dumb characters and sing about "Prince Xenu". Poor f*cking kids, indeed.
June 26th, 2006
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Why do parents insist on cramming insane religious nonsense into their kid's brain? Scientologists are almost as bad as friggin’ Christians.
June 26th, 2006
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They Ripped off The D. Pegans!
June 26th, 2006
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Made an oldschool ytmnd of my favourite bit: thetan.ytmnd.com
June 26th, 2006
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THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS THETANS!!!!!
June 26th, 2006
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...
June 26th, 2006
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That is f*cking gay. Also sick to see children believing that garabage. :( So much for Christian Plays.
June 26th, 2006
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hahahahah, I f*cking love that kid's voice.
June 26th, 2006
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People can get there kids to sing anything these days.
June 26th, 2006
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They needed to ryhme this better, but hilarious nonetheless...
June 26th, 2006
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OH MY GOD SOME OF YOU ARE SUCH IDIOTS. This wasn't made by Scientologists it's making fun of Scientologists. And ZEROEVILDARKCOOL, I know it's not the whole song. Download the whole song here http://blogfiles.wfmu.org/LG/Scientology/The_Fabulous_Entourage_-_The_Way_That_It_Began.mp3
June 26th, 2006
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gj kendoll
June 26th, 2006
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wow what the f*ck is this
June 26th, 2006
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"The Rev. John Carmichael, President of the Church of Scientology in New York, is not amused" bwahahahaha
June 27th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 27th, 2006
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why was it cut off. 1'd
June 27th, 2006
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btw if ytmnd doesn't let you upload the song cut it at a good place and not in the middle of "thetans thetans thetans"
June 27th, 2006
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The song was too long. I didn't cut it off in the middle of the thetans. I cut it off at the END of the thetans thing (hence why the go whoo!) And it was also before the beginning of another verse, so it was a good stopping point.
June 28th, 2006
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hilarious. the URL didn't work, though. :-( i want the song!!
July 1st, 2006
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ROFL
July 5th, 2006
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lol scienetologeh sukcs
July 6th, 2006
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thetan thetans thetans woo!
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wow :( )
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THETANS THETANS THETANS WOOOO
July 12th, 2006
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Haha
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hail Xenu XD
July 12th, 2006
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lol, nice.
July 17th, 2006
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This can't be pro-scientology... no way would scientologists make something about xenu like this.
July 20th, 2006
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Absolument incroyable.
July 23rd, 2006
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"More murders in modern times that is ^ *coughcrusadescoughjihadcough*" Crusades = on for centuries. *coughinformedmoroncough*
July 28th, 2006
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Brief the pilots, launch the ROFLcopters!
July 28th, 2006
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I don't see comedy in that ... so it sounds like Scientology porpaganda... :(
July 28th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 28th, 2006
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Hah, hilarious. Imagine if kids grew up thinking such a thing was real, then maybe scientology would be more like the traditional religions.
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-5 for shear creepyness....+5 for raising awareness...just damn creepy...
September 22nd, 2006
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September 24th, 2006
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Dude Sciencetology doesn't beleave in Angles! Or Los Anglas!