Captain Kirk is God?!
Created on: June 28th, 2006
Captain Kirk is God?!
Bones and Spock contemplate the mysteries of the universe. But Kirk has an unsettling answer to their questions... Behold Kirk's divine vengeance, and despair!

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June 28th, 2006
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*Starts the slow clap*
June 28th, 2006
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c..l..a..p..c..
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you actually made me clap. YOU are my god now!
June 28th, 2006
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I smell fad.
June 29th, 2006
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*claps*
June 29th, 2006
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edited to give Kirk the halo I think he should have ;)
June 29th, 2006
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this rocks my sox off.
June 29th, 2006
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Just your presentation on this makes it a winner.
June 29th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA! *claps*
June 29th, 2006
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finally a good use for this movie!
June 29th, 2006
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the music made it hallarious 5
June 29th, 2006
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Bravo! Great set up & unexpected follow thru. 11 points.
June 29th, 2006
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Ok, ok. I'll convert from atheism if will shatner is god.
June 29th, 2006
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Shatner is an awesome god.
June 29th, 2006
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scientology had one weakness.....
June 29th, 2006
(-1)
My god is small, furry, and happy. I'll give you a hint. NEDM MOTHERf*ckER
June 29th, 2006
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No more ST V ytmnds...its too painful
June 29th, 2006
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haha..
June 29th, 2006
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I lol'd xD
June 29th, 2006
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it's an awesome god!
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Cheesy poofs, dominus.
June 29th, 2006
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Oh my Kirk!
June 29th, 2006
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...O_O
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Great job man. Hope this goes far.
June 29th, 2006
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first time i saw that movie i thought he was going to say he was god (before he says the stupid heart thing)
June 29th, 2006
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lol great stuff
June 29th, 2006
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hahaha
June 29th, 2006
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I laughed, hard.
June 29th, 2006
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That music is a winner.
June 29th, 2006
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Shatner is God. This has been known for some time!
June 29th, 2006
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O_O .................. *clap*
June 29th, 2006
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The Shat is my God now.
July 31st, 2007
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lmfao the Shat >_<
June 29th, 2006
(-1)
fails to be funny
June 29th, 2006
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indeed
June 29th, 2006
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HA! HA!
June 29th, 2006
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The evil glowing eyes make this.
June 29th, 2006
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Lawlzors
June 29th, 2006
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This may be the best YTMND ever!
June 29th, 2006
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I for one welcome our new Rocket-Man singing overlord.
June 29th, 2006
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lolololoollol new fad definatly
June 29th, 2006
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I lolled, way to take out of context FTW 5
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I f*cking knew it
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Top 5, here you come!
June 29th, 2006
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I, for one, welcome our stone-passing overlord.
June 29th, 2006
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DOWNVOTER MUST DIE >:o
June 29th, 2006
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hah
June 29th, 2006
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hahaha, take that burger king!
June 29th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
June 29th, 2006
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anyone see that star trek movie were they kill god? yeah that was a good one.
June 29th, 2006
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With the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin, kids today don't know what the jazz is all about!
January 18th, 2010
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I have no idea why I wrote that
June 29th, 2006
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OMFG, IF I COULD GIVE THIS 985406985098 RIGHT NOW I WOULD, BEST YTMND HANDS DOWN, AND YES HE IS GOD
June 29th, 2006
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But then, we all suspected that all along, right? ;D I just didn't realize he was such a god of wrath... *hides*
June 29th, 2006
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Shatner, I would fight William Shatner.
June 29th, 2006
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Hahahaha
June 29th, 2006
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This wins so hard! Hail Shatner!
June 29th, 2006
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that is really funny!
June 29th, 2006
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haha this is funny for all the right reasons
June 29th, 2006
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GODLY
June 29th, 2006
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All hail our girdle wearing god! Huzzah!
June 29th, 2006
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holy sh*t, this is a winner.
June 29th, 2006
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LOL WIN, SO HARD.
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because i'm compensating
June 29th, 2006
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???
June 29th, 2006
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Everyone knows the one true God is Sir Sean Connery.
June 29th, 2006
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I, for one, welcome our Shatner overlord.
June 29th, 2006
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YES YES YES
June 29th, 2006
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Good, but not overlly funny
June 29th, 2006
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This is SO absurd that it's FANTASTIC. Well done -> 5'ed & Fav'ed.
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o lol
June 29th, 2006
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Nice use of Ave Satani. Seriously, keep it up.
June 29th, 2006
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yes he is
June 29th, 2006
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our captain is an awesome captain, he reigns from the bridge above...
June 29th, 2006
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You Sir, have Destroyed the Internets. Good DAY sir!
June 29th, 2006
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NICE.
June 29th, 2006
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Our god, is an awesome god.
June 29th, 2006
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Tile hurts.
June 29th, 2006
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Made of win! ..and god.
June 29th, 2006
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Made me lol.
June 29th, 2006
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Shatner uber alles!
June 29th, 2006
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*joins in on the slow clap*
June 29th, 2006
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All hail our father, Sir William Shatnter.
June 29th, 2006
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OH SNAP!
June 29th, 2006
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funny how all these great ytmnds are being made from the worst Star Trek Movie.
June 29th, 2006
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I knew it! It all makes sense now!
June 29th, 2006
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Because of loading, I saw the Hail King Shatner part before the movie clip, which I think is actually better.
June 29th, 2006
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Which rendition of Ave Satani are you using? I am finding versions that are slow and do not contain heavy bass like the one you have used.
June 29th, 2006
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sweet ending
June 29th, 2006
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Not bad... horrible movie though, so no 5.
June 29th, 2006
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ROFL
June 29th, 2006
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Maybe he's RIGHT HERE!
June 29th, 2006
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...
June 29th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
June 29th, 2006
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occe is god bitch
June 29th, 2006
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June 29th, 2006
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VERY YES.
June 29th, 2006
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woot!
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AHAH, wtf? xDD
June 29th, 2006
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5 for puuting Ave Satani instead of awesome god
June 29th, 2006
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A-a-a-amazing
June 29th, 2006
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sorry but james t kirk owns picard
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WTF?
June 29th, 2006
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The best thing to ever come out of that damn movie
June 29th, 2006
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DENNY CRANE
June 29th, 2006
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funny
June 29th, 2006
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winner
June 29th, 2006
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I must be the only one who thinks this could also have a surprise ending with Worf laughing and saying "Impossible."
June 29th, 2006
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Hahahahahahahaha... impossible.
June 29th, 2006
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Shatner Uber Alles
June 29th, 2006
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I don't know whether to call it great or scary, the notion of Jehovah Shatner. O_O
June 29th, 2006
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OH XD
June 29th, 2006
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What does God need with a starship?!?!?!
June 29th, 2006
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Thanks for the votes all. And yeah, I know... Star Trek V is a painful experience. I saw some other YTMND's with Star Trek V scenes, and kinda realized it must be a *goldmine* for harvesting bad/funny scenes though. In the better films, you're usually too busy interpreting scenes the *proper* way. Star Trek V, however, is damn near an MST3K episode... ;)
June 29th, 2006
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Cheesy yellow eyes definately do it for me man.
June 29th, 2006
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I was going to four it until I saw the sh*t ending. You could've left it as it was without "oh let's yellow out the eyes and add lightning strikes and other stupid sh*t effects". 1'd for poor judgement on what makes a good ytmnd.
June 29th, 2006
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I smell a new religion here...
June 29th, 2006
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haha i just got done watching that movie, that part always disturbs me
June 29th, 2006
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The Shatnerians? Shatneists? Dare I suggest... Shatnologists? Sign me up! 'Cause hey, it's still a more valid religion than Scientology!
June 29th, 2006
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haaha nice find.
June 29th, 2006
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LYVUG!!!!!!!!!!!
June 29th, 2006
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Thanks for not using One-Winged Angel.
June 29th, 2006
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...Shatnology?
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All Hail the Divine Shat!
July 1st, 2006
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Very funny good work
July 1st, 2006
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awesome
July 1st, 2006
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Easy 5
July 2nd, 2006
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JESUS H CHRIST ROFL
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link to song?
July 5th, 2006
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ROCK ON ROCKETMAN!
July 5th, 2006
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It's just so Unbelievably Godly. It's insane. I love you.
July 6th, 2006
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Ditto Bluehaze
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I am in love with Shatner now. Please make the fad.
July 11th, 2006
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Shatner is God!
July 11th, 2006
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haha lol
July 11th, 2006
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i lold.
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WHERE SI J0UR G0D N0W f*g0TZ?
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It is green. -1 because we all know that Picard is the real god.
July 26th, 2006
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hahaha, nicely done!
July 30th, 2006
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The ending is bad. Wish it wasnt.
July 31st, 2006
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HA HA A JEWEL
July 31st, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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lol, perfectly done shock humor
August 9th, 2006
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I'M A DOCTOR NOT AN ESCALATOR
August 17th, 2006
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Great work.
August 17th, 2006
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What Koompa said.
August 18th, 2006
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Funny. :P
August 22nd, 2006
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hell ya
August 26th, 2006
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Uhh... Shatner has always been God.
September 7th, 2006
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YOUR SITE SUCKS!!! MINE ARE WAY BETTER THAN YOUR SH*T!!! http://www.ytmnd.com/users/BIGDICK/
September 8th, 2006
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Good job!
September 9th, 2006
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Haha Kirk is god made my day. But that's the Gregorian version of Ave Satani.
September 18th, 2006
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you WIN, please try again ^_^
September 18th, 2006
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More like the devil.
September 19th, 2006
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RIGHT HERE!
September 22nd, 2006
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September 23rd, 2006
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lol Shatner FTW!
September 28th, 2006
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I Loved your sitehttp://captainjamestgod.ytmnd.com5'ed
October 2nd, 2006
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Very nice...even knowing the joke that was coming, the images and music made for a great punchline.
October 2nd, 2006
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My God. This deserves so much more than this little five that I can give it.
October 4th, 2006
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I can't beleive I've never given God Kirk the worship he deserves! 5'd! FAV'd!
October 18th, 2006
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I do believe this deserves a HELL YES. He needs to have fire all over the place behind him, tho.
October 19th, 2006
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lmao
December 17th, 2006
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5
January 6th, 2007
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Say, Muse, their Names then known, who first, who last, Rous'd from the slumber, on that fiery Couch, At thir great Emperors call, as next in worth
January 12th, 2007
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This... is... beautiful.
January 14th, 2007
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Hey, my vote didn't take before... Let's fix that.
February 19th, 2007
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:D
April 2nd, 2007
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i think he was implying god was in the human heart.
October 4th, 2007
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Shatner directed that awful movie, so, he was god on set...
October 6th, 2007
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I once was blind but now I see!
October 8th, 2007
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F*cking sex
January 1st, 2008
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a god perhapes, but not the high god