Picard Song
Created on: April 25th, 2004
Picard Song
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January 26th, 2006
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Picard looks like my chemistry teacher. quick 5
January 27th, 2006
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:)
January 27th, 2006
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Lets return Picard to his rightful place as the most viewed site of all time!! Is your password secure this time???
January 27th, 2006
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Why can't Max just give this YTMND 1,500,000 views? Oh well, 5'd and WS'd this AGAIN.
January 28th, 2006
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you deserve to be #1 still, someday maybe this will get back up there, who knows
January 29th, 2006
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January 30th, 2006
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awsome
January 31st, 2006
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A classic
January 31st, 2006
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This is the ytmnd that I was originally told about by a friend a coupla years ago and got me into ytmnd. I want to lower to a 4 because the text damn near ruins it for me but perfection is perfection.
February 1st, 2006
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it's back!
February 1st, 2006
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We need to get this into the hall of fame top 5 by any means possible or itll never get 1 million votes again, much less 1.9m or whatever it had.
February 2nd, 2006
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this site is tits
February 3rd, 2006
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PICARD SONG FOREVER! gO pICARD!!!
February 3rd, 2006
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Best.
February 3rd, 2006
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:O
February 4th, 2006
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Let's Keep spreading the word. Post the link on forums. Do everything you can. Get Picard back his throne. Do it for him, and if not, do it for YTMND.
February 4th, 2006
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This>batman
February 4th, 2006
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finally some justice
February 4th, 2006
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This YTMND is almost at important as the origional You're the man now dog YTMND! This YTMND right here is the TRUE meaning of YTMND
February 4th, 2006
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omg viewhax!... i really don't f*cking care, number 1 super-lucky good ytmnd forever!
February 4th, 2006
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GJ to who hacked it to its original glory.
February 4th, 2006
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max hacked it, he even showed it in the irc chat
February 4th, 2006
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back for the first time
February 4th, 2006
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Max is the greatest internet hero ever
February 4th, 2006
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Max, we salut you! Alo!
February 5th, 2006
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ok at first i knew there was know luc in the song but if u get the program audio editor plus u can here it.
February 5th, 2006
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ok here it is check it out i sloewed it down for u http://jeanlucpicard.ytmnd.com/
February 5th, 2006
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Classic.
February 5th, 2006
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WOOOHOOO!! I sent Max an email last week and he followed through! Thanks Max! This is a plea from one of the MANY fans of the greatest YTMND of all time, The Picard Song. As you are well aware, due to the stupidity (if it is true his password was dumb)
February 5th, 2006
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Continued.... I am sure you have the ability to edit the stats file manually without much effort on your part, and if you donít know how to do it, I would be happy to help you in any way to find the answer. This is not an unreasonable request, and I fe
February 5th, 2006
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Oh well.... email was too long and it got fuxored up! Comment box should show character count. All that matters is that Picard is BACK!!
February 5th, 2006
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February 6th, 2006
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"Views All Time 1,991,993" YEEEEEES! Max truly is the man now, dog!
February 6th, 2006
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Everyone keep viewing! Get your friends and family to view! Lets get this bad boy back on top! Picard for life!
February 6th, 2006
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Back to 2 million! :)
February 6th, 2006
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V - I - C - T - O - R - Y
February 6th, 2006
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Its finally back where it truly belongs
February 7th, 2006
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Awesome! Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet!
February 7th, 2006
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You know, I really just don't get this... the song's sorta catchy, I guess, but nothing spectacular...
February 7th, 2006
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YES YES YES WELCOME BACK PICARD!!!!
February 8th, 2006
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Picard is GOD!
February 8th, 2006
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2 million views. Wow.
February 8th, 2006
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How did you get 2 million votes in a day?!@!@!@#$!@#
February 8th, 2006
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batman is better...
February 9th, 2006
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So, why is this funny?.
February 9th, 2006
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You know, if you "don't really get" why this rules, then you "don't really get" YTMND at all. This is the essence of what makes YTMND funny.
February 10th, 2006
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too f*cking great
February 10th, 2006
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Keep it up guys!! Lets make our goal getting this bad boy up to 3 million in 6 months or less!!!
February 10th, 2006
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Just paying my tributes d=.D Classic
February 12th, 2006
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Payin' my respects.
February 12th, 2006
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I love the loyalty. Picard is headed back to the top!
February 12th, 2006
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Make it so. Five Stars.
February 12th, 2006
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One of the greatest YTMNDs ever.
February 13th, 2006
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http://www.youtube.com/?v=L8kTr77aBUE
February 13th, 2006
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STAR TREK SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
February 13th, 2006
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greatest ytmnd made. ever.
February 14th, 2006
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Man what a great ytmnd.
February 14th, 2006
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So much for site statistics. Up.
February 14th, 2006
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LOL @ old *ss comments about LUC not being in the song.
February 15th, 2006
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To whoever said Star Trek sucks, that is a moot arguement. What is important is that between Picard, Jack Bauer and MacGyver the world is safe.
February 15th, 2006
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Good thing this isn't old at all
February 16th, 2006
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Picard > All
February 16th, 2006
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Come on guys!! We need to step up the viewing!! Get everyone you know to view!!
February 17th, 2006
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Picard forever!
February 17th, 2006
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A great classic.
February 18th, 2006
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classic
February 19th, 2006
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lol this is my myspace song
February 19th, 2006
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stats back?
February 19th, 2006
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da sh*t
February 20th, 2006
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Classic
February 20th, 2006
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catchiest. song. ever
February 22nd, 2006
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Riveting. Engrossing. Powerful.
February 22nd, 2006
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God, what happened to Picard. The first time I came into YTMND, I clicked on the first link of the ALLTIME list. It was Jean Luc Picard who was there. OMG, we need him back up there. We got some blue ball factory that is just dominating the list.
February 22nd, 2006
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February 22nd, 2006
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February 25th, 2006
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Holy sh*t! It's back... with all the views too. Damn I've missed out on everything.
February 26th, 2006
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LAWL!
February 26th, 2006
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P W N E D
February 27th, 2006
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picard reborn
February 27th, 2006
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February 28th, 2006
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5! Because it's my ytmnd responcibility
February 28th, 2006
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Only about a million views behind blue ball machine, lets get it moving!
March 1st, 2006
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ytmnd and picard are like peas in a pod
March 1st, 2006
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Golden oldie
March 2nd, 2006
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Another 800,000 views and Picard will be on top again.
March 2nd, 2006
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Yeah WTF is with blueball machine? That is so damn stupid it is an insult to this site an Picard to have it on top! Spread around this address, get everyone to view!
March 3rd, 2006
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A true classic.
March 7th, 2006
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I look at this one daily.. :P
March 8th, 2006
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pretty good. mtwankgreatforkids.ytmnd.com
March 8th, 2006
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This has a rating of 4.37...much higher than the crappy emo song and ualelele...that's all that matters folks.
March 8th, 2006
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this is the ytmnd that first got me into this site. Bravo sh*ttyMcsh*t. bravo.
March 9th, 2006
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March 9th, 2006
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Tbqh I don't get what is so great about this site. Quite surprised it got so many views. There are much better ytmnds out there.
March 9th, 2006
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you must lack the butt seckz then this ytmnd is the best
March 10th, 2006
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March 11th, 2006
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March 12th, 2006
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That is how you do it.
March 12th, 2006
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why did this fall so low?
March 12th, 2006
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A classic that will last forever.
March 13th, 2006
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Finally got around to voting on this... a true classic.
March 14th, 2006
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BEST YTMND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
March 15th, 2006
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Awesome.
March 16th, 2006
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- everyone reading this - visit this site after the reset of each day, send to your friends, link it, etc. All we need to do is get this a lot of views at 1:00 am so it gets in the top 15 each day.
March 17th, 2006
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Why does this site pwn so much?
March 17th, 2006
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March 17th, 2006
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All hail King Picard
March 19th, 2006
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http://fcn000.ytmnsfw.com/
March 19th, 2006
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damn, but this is the BEST.
March 20th, 2006
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doing my daily downvote.
March 20th, 2006
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Jackass, offsetting your downvote.
March 20th, 2006
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Tubular
March 20th, 2006
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He hasnt ever even made any sites
March 21st, 2006
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I thank you for bringing the Picard Song forth
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in this communist land every vote is equal. no fives, no ones, just threes.
March 23rd, 2006
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catchy song
March 24th, 2006
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capn my *ss for lon g long run
March 25th, 2006
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Picard is GOD!
March 25th, 2006
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None better than Picard..
March 29th, 2006
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This needs to be back on the top 15 again.
March 30th, 2006
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Classics like this paved the way for the site, so I gotta pay my respects! 5'd.
April 1st, 2006
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ha, I love how this is on the front page of YTMNDWorld. but EbaumsWorld doesnt have any good stuff.
April 1st, 2006
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one question why not make more ytmnds?
April 1st, 2006
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http://captainpicardfunfact.ytmnd.com/
April 1st, 2006
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LOL! NOOOO! They also took PICARD! THE BASTARDS! :P
April 1st, 2006
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make it so
April 2nd, 2006
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Changed to 5, but I still "don't really get it"
April 3rd, 2006
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A classic. The whole song should be used in the YTMND.
April 5th, 2006
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April 7th, 2006
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The timeless classic. -CSM Cap-tain-Jean-Luc-Pi-card-of-the-U-S-S-Enterprise! Cap-tain-Jean-Luc-Pi-card-of-the-U-S-S-Enterprise!
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The best.
April 7th, 2006
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ah, it's great to see a classic making its way back to the top. I'd give this a second 5/5 if i could.
April 7th, 2006
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Amazing YTMND!!
April 8th, 2006
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Well Done, Well Done.
April 8th, 2006
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asdfjashldfkja
April 9th, 2006
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I still can't understand how I find this funny. Three months later!!
April 9th, 2006
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All time classic.
April 10th, 2006
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April 10th, 2006
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what happened to sh*ttymcsh*t's other ytmnds?
April 12th, 2006
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2 years on, this is still funny as hell. 5'd
April 12th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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My first ytmnd and still my favorite.
April 12th, 2006
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Pure amazing in a tin.
April 14th, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
April 14th, 2006
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*returns to bow down once more*
April 14th, 2006
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Similarly, http://shrubbersong.ytmnd.com
April 14th, 2006
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I want this as a ringtone!!!
April 15th, 2006
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No...
April 15th, 2006
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this is my fist and favorite site. I will comment here everyday, as I am a blind fanboy. Here's to quite possibly the greatest and most powerfully and universally unifying ytmnd of all time. we salute you.
April 15th, 2006
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wtf i don't get it.... why is it funny somone explain
April 16th, 2006
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captain jean picard can suck my balls, what the f*ck hes gay
April 17th, 2006
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it's funny for the same reason YTMND is funny. cause it makes no f*cking sense whatsoever. If you didn't laugh at this you might as well gtfo, cause this here is what this site is all about- blatantly random pieces of relative sh*t.
April 17th, 2006
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The best thing about this site is how it feels like that every time it loops,its continuing.
April 17th, 2006
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Picard Song ringtone? Hells yeah!
April 18th, 2006
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This is captain Jean-luc sexy, of the uss anytime
April 18th, 2006
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747
April 18th, 2006
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http://iliketoadvertisemysh*tsiteincomments.ytmnd.com/ and change * to i
April 18th, 2006
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superbe
April 18th, 2006
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Best!
April 18th, 2006
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once again, I have visited this site like an alter, forever expressing my love for such a pure and virgin site. may it live on forever in the heart of the crazy fanatic people of YTMND.
April 18th, 2006
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No animation. Just a simple tiled image with a perfect loop. Still makes me laugh.
April 20th, 2006
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GET DUKED BY A HORSE IN THE ANUS YOU COCK LOVING f*ckER GEEK TWADS f*ckING sh*t IN YOUR TOOT A LOO
April 20th, 2006
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gbrd, fronki, you're f*gs. Kill yourselves now.
April 20th, 2006
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I find it amusing all the people coming in and calling others "nerds and f*gs." Yes guys, you are much more mature than these "nerds and f*gs."
April 20th, 2006
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a perfect loop every time. I just litened to it for 43 minutes and 37 seconds. I want to have jean-luc's alien babies!
April 22nd, 2006
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There needs to be a way to give this at least a 10 out of 5.
April 24th, 2006
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If you loved Picard Song, you'll like PICARD BOOBS. If you hated Picard Song, you'll love PICARD BOOBS - http://picardboobs.ytmnd.com/
April 25th, 2006
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Something about that makes me laugh. Best fad ever.
April 26th, 2006
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the best
April 26th, 2006
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I love you.
April 27th, 2006
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Still in the top 10 baby!
April 28th, 2006
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Forevar winn
April 28th, 2006
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Nice Work
April 29th, 2006
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i approve... then again, who doesn't?
April 29th, 2006
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http://cosbystealsenterprise.ytmnd.com
April 29th, 2006
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April 29th, 2006
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Patrick Stewart = Sex
April 29th, 2006
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One of my favorites
April 30th, 2006
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April 30th, 2006
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Remind me to fall down to my knees and worship this.
May 1st, 2006
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Better than Blue Ball Machine.
May 1st, 2006
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http://captainsulu.ytmnd.com
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FYI to people who say the "Luc" isnt sung in the song--its there, its just easy not to hear. listen more closely and u cant miss it
May 3rd, 2006
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Holy hell. Ive been here forever and realized that i hadnt 5'd this site yet! I love this! Congrats on the one-hit-wonder.
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Whoa, this site made a jump. Was it h4xed, or did Max just delete some f*ggy downvoters?
May 5th, 2006
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teh win!
May 5th, 2006
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Jean Luc FTW. Gotta 5 all O.G. sites.
May 5th, 2006
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Happy belated second birthday Picard! -CSM
May 8th, 2006
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TOP 15 NOW AGIN!!!!
May 9th, 2006
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seriously - best YTMND ever
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Did you know that in a search for "Picard" on Google, this comes up as the first link? A search for "Jean-Luc Picard" brings this up as number two. -CSM
May 10th, 2006
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TOP 3 FAV!
May 10th, 2006
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Simply the very best
May 10th, 2006
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I wish Picard was number 1 again. picardhatesualuealuealeuale.ytmnd.com
May 10th, 2006
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A classic
May 10th, 2006
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Favorite'D
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FAV!
May 10th, 2006
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Fah-voh-ritt.
May 11th, 2006
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This is THE BEST site that ive seen!! I never loose intrest in hearing it. Just picturing Jean-Luc singing like that is classic. Major kudos to u, bro :) I want to ask....how u did u do it? curious thats all.
May 11th, 2006
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BEST EVAR
May 11th, 2006
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captain jean-luc picard / u.s.s. enterprise
May 12th, 2006
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its funny but its not that great seriously
May 13th, 2006
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^^^GTFO
May 13th, 2006
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i just love it, it will never get old
May 13th, 2006
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it gets stuck in your brain
May 13th, 2006
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fav'd
May 14th, 2006
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One of the all time ytmnd classics--simple but immortal...
May 14th, 2006
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Wtf?
May 15th, 2006
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How does BATMAN beat this site every day?
May 16th, 2006
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This is what it's all about.
May 17th, 2006
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yeahhhh!!
May 17th, 2006
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May 17th, 2006
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Lots of people don't like this one. I really don't understand why. There something about it thats just like WOW.
May 17th, 2006
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Very funny.
May 17th, 2006
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Very sexy!
May 18th, 2006
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My favorite YTMND.
May 20th, 2006
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Picard should be #1 most viewed again.
May 22nd, 2006
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Quit 5'ing this garbage, you stupid f*ggots... oh wait.
May 23rd, 2006
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stuck in my head, lawl - LOVE IT
May 24th, 2006
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I LOVE YOU sh*tTYMCsh*t! :)
May 27th, 2006
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Rofl nice one!
May 27th, 2006
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classic. also worf.
May 28th, 2006
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classic
May 28th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
May 31st, 2006
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Everyone who down votes this can burn in a SPECIAL part of hell!
May 31st, 2006
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pwnz.
May 31st, 2006
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still great
May 31st, 2006
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This ytmnd sucks, and so does star trek.
June 1st, 2006
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I leave it running and let the sound looping music spread joy thoughout the house.
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pure awesome
June 3rd, 2006
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The. Best. Evar.
June 3rd, 2006
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Nice dude. Way to go.
June 4th, 2006
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Very good and orginal. Loved it for years.
June 4th, 2006
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http://picarddrawslines.ytmnd.com/
June 7th, 2006
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tewa
June 7th, 2006
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funny
June 8th, 2006
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BTW, way up there I said something wrong... I said he doesn't say "of the". He does. So he says Captain Jean-LUC Picard OF THE U.S.S. Enterprise. Heh.
June 9th, 2006
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Incredible, amazing, et al
June 10th, 2006
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Picard is jesus.
June 11th, 2006
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OH man Alex i f i would have known hahaha nice of the U S S enta prize
June 11th, 2006
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Ageless.
June 13th, 2006
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Gotta Fav it ;)
June 15th, 2006
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picard pwns
June 17th, 2006
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Picard: I am captain Jean-Luc--CRAP! N*gga stole my shuttlecraft!
June 17th, 2006
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So simple. Yet so awesome.
June 18th, 2006
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Classic YTMND http://ds9tng.ytmnd.com/
June 18th, 2006
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Sweetness incarnate
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need i explain? CLASSIC FOR LIFE
June 19th, 2006
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classic
June 20th, 2006
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BEST. YTMND. EVER.
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