Picard Song
Created on: April 25th, 2004
Picard Song
None ( ._.)

Sponsorships:

Vote metrics:

rating total votes favorites comments
(4.56) 12,697 1,578 1,868

View metrics:

today yesterday this week this month all time
58 197 345 4,271 4,111,695

Inbound links:

views url
15,685 http://imgur.com/gallery/EPiSECJ
14,511 https://www.google.com/
11,780 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sA0P4z0ilU
8,489 http://venturebeat.com/2013/10/11/awesome-netflix-customer-servi
5,363 http://www.urlesque.com/2009/10/15/best-ytmnd-single-serving-sit

Add a comment

Please login or register to comment.
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >>
April 27th, 2004
(24)
cap-tain.. jean, pic-ahhd, u-s-s enterpridze
March 26th, 2007
(-41)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-41)
2nd comment ever! baha small flaw in the new reply system. oh and this is the greatest ytmnd ever
March 26th, 2007
(-14)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-14)
LEGENDARYTMND
(-19)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-19)
5th!!!!!!!!!
March 27th, 2007
(-22)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-22)
6th
April 11th, 2007
(19)
No matter how advanced YTMNDs become, I can still count on the simple ones like this to make me laugh.
April 16th, 2007
(-7)
[ comment (and 1 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-7)
look at the fifth result: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&safe=active&q=Picard
May 4th, 2007
(2)
best ytmnd ever!
May 15th, 2007
(16)
It's not so much the song itself that pleases me. Rather, it is sitting here with the knowledge of how far this site has reached, how much it meant to ytmnd's history, how monumental it was, what sort of precedent it established. This site, this particular combination of picture, sound, and text, is a cornerstone of ytmnd.
May 25th, 2007
(-7)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-7)
there is no luc i cant hear it whoever says there is fails at life
June 5th, 2007
(0)
C-C-C-COLOR BREAKER
June 7th, 2007
(2)
xxelchinkox you fail at life because you can't hear the luc. It's very subtle.
June 9th, 2007
(-5)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-5)
wow every that replyed got downvoted ahhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
June 11th, 2007
(-4)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-4)
WTF THERES NO LUC WTF
July 8th, 2007
(-16)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-16)
SHAME UPON THOU! ...YOU HAVE BEEN DOWNVOTED BY MY SHADOW! YOUR YTMND IS A TOTAL RIPOFF! I HAVE THE PROOF! I SHALL INDEED SAY! ...ONE STAR!
July 24th, 2007
(-1)
REPLY LOL
July 24th, 2007
(0)
REPLY LOL
September 5th, 2007
(1)
I love this YTMND <3
September 17th, 2007
(0)
quick, someone needs to become the 12,000th voter
November 8th, 2007
(0)
12044th voter
April 2nd, 2008
(0)
12,167th
May 7th, 2008
(0)
I feel like I'm being a part of history when I comment on this YTMND
September 2nd, 2008
(0)
Picard went bald by the age of 19. That makes him even more badass than previously indicated.
October 26th, 2008
(1)
Dead n*gg*r storage
(0)
f*ck
(0)
epic win
April 27th, 2004
(5)
http://hjem.wanadoo.dk/~wan13237/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3
April 2nd, 2008
(0)
1st reply to max lol
April 25th, 2008
(-2)
2nd also 12,196th
(0)
http://tborgax.homepage.dk/darkmateria_the_picard_song.mp3
April 27th, 2004
(0)
best ever. Captin Jhone Picaarde ofthe You Ess Ess Enterprize
April 27th, 2004
(0)
best. site. ever.
April 27th, 2004
(0)
funny the best yet
April 27th, 2004
(0)
I laugh every time.
April 28th, 2004
(0)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
I laughed, I cried, I downloaded the full song. r0x0rz! \m/(>_
April 28th, 2004
(0)
[ comment (and 2 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(0)
You guys are too kind ^_^
April 28th, 2004
(5)
it totally made me sh*t in my bathing suit at the beach
August 16th, 2009
(0)
replying to the second ever YTMNDer's first comment.
September 23rd, 2009
(1)
replying to the second ever YTMNDer's first comment's nested comment.
April 28th, 2004
(1)
AMAZING!
April 28th, 2004
(1)
It's so clever :)
April 28th, 2004
(1)
Quite possibly the greatest thing ever created by man.
April 28th, 2004
(1)
i almost choked by laughing so much
April 29th, 2004
(1)
This one's awesome - good job
April 29th, 2004
(1)
CAPTAIN JEAN PICARD IS MY NEW HEROOO!!!11
April 29th, 2004
(0)
Its as funny as the song is catchy, and the song is friggen catchy. lole
April 29th, 2004
(0)
awesome possum
April 29th, 2004
(0)
lmao
April 29th, 2004
(2)
MOVING FROM TOPIC TO TOPIC
(5)
wow. you must be the eldest pink user
August 7th, 2008
(0)
April 29th, 2004
(1)
jealous people vote this down so their lame sites can be top-ranked for 5 seconds... for shame
April 29th, 2004
(1)
That was pretty cool
April 29th, 2004
(1)
Best on this site!
April 29th, 2004
(1)
awesome!!!!!!!!
April 29th, 2004
(1)
for the record, you are my hero
April 30th, 2004
(1)
Oh gawd I love it. I let it loop for at least 10 minutes and almost peed my pants.
April 30th, 2004
(0)
One of the few ytmnd sites worth dancing to ;D
April 30th, 2004
(0)
catchy song :p
April 30th, 2004
(0)
Best. One. EVER.
April 30th, 2004
(0)
This is the best thing in the world.
April 30th, 2004
(-11)
[ comment (and 4 replies) is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-11)
I HATE IT
May 1st, 2004
(0)
remember to put many windows of mr Picard on the background...it will positively lead to extacy
May 1st, 2004
(0)
Actually Picardism is my new borne religion thanks to this song
May 1st, 2004
(0)
Awsome !
May 1st, 2004
(0)
hilarious
May 1st, 2004
(-2)
BRILLIANCE.
(0)
nice!
May 1st, 2004
(2)
WOW I LOVE THIS
(0)
This is awesome. Pure brilliance.
May 2nd, 2004
(0)
I hope you people didn't think he made Picard song...he threw this together in five minutes
May 2nd, 2004
(2)
Its supposed to be "Captain Jean-Luc Picard" not "Captain Jean Picard"
May 2nd, 2004
(0)
Mmmm... yes, that rules.
May 2nd, 2004
(-3)
I've always loved Jean-Luc Picard as a Star Trek character, or any other of Patrick Stewart's roles as a character in TV shows and movies.
May 2nd, 2004
(0)
what can i say I wanked.
May 3rd, 2004
(0)
motherf*cking comedy gold/10
(0)
that...totally...OWNED !
(-1)
If the song went Captain Jean-Luc Picard, then the flow of the song would be screwed up by Luc
(0)
Simple. Catchy. Brilliant.
May 3rd, 2004
(1)
LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC LUC
May 3rd, 2004
(1)
Actually, the luc is just in the song. it's used as it's normally used in the series. that you f*cking americans are to deaf to hear it... ;p
(2)
Fine you f*ggots, I'll add the f*cking -luc.
(-1)
but I get to be the first one to reply to this comment
March 24th, 2009
(-1)
2nd
May 3rd, 2004
(2)
The -Luc is definitely there. I don't understand how so many people can't hear it.
May 3rd, 2004
(-1)
Aw come on, get rid of the Luc. I don't hear it in the song... with Luc on the page it makes it look stupid .. since you CANT HEAR LUC.
May 3rd, 2004
(1)
YOU CAN HEAR LUC IN THE SONG YOU DAMN MOTHER-F*CKER!!!
(0)
lecatpuke YOU SIT THE f*ck DOWN.
(0)
Those who can't hear "Luc" are terrifyingly retarded. "HE DOESN'T SAY "LUC" IN THIS SONG, READ THE f*ckING LYRICS ON A WEBPAGE ABOUT THIS SONG" ZAPPER KILL YOURSELF NOW
May 3rd, 2004
(0)
I can't hear the f*cking LUC. Does it have a distinctive sound or does it just blend in seamlessly with the Jean? When I try to say "Captain Jean-luc Picard" It just doesn't sound right with the song.
May 4th, 2004
(0)
hell yeah
May 4th, 2004
(-1)
DRIVE DOWN THE BOULEVARD AND BLAST THIS LOOP! GINNIES BEWARE!
May 4th, 2004
(0)
This has to be one of the best things Ihave ever seen.....
May 4th, 2004
(0)
THIS IS AWESOME....Better than the End Of the Internet Page in my opinion.
May 4th, 2004
(0)
The only thing I'd say needs adjusting is the text so you can see Picard's face better. But still a definite 5.
May 4th, 2004
(0)
no no, the "luc" is in there, it just caught in the downbeat so it's hard to hear. keep rewinding it to just past "jean" and you can definitely hear it.
May 4th, 2004
(1)
Yes it is there. Sounds kinda like "lew" though. This page should be honored in its own domain. I think picard.com is still available.
(0)
wow
May 4th, 2004
(0)
post
May 4th, 2004
(0)
I just farted
(0)
LUC IS NOT IN THE GOD DAMN SONG YOU BASTARDS!!!! I LISTENED TO IT LIKE 80 TIMES AND ITS NOT THERE!!! SO SHUTUP AND QUIT BEING JEALOUS AND QUIT TRYING TO FIND THINGS WRONG WITH THIS PAGE, CUZ ITS GOD-LIKE!!!
(0)
Captain-Jean Luc Picard US-S Enterprise
May 4th, 2004
(0)
For those who cannot hear the Luc in the loop are f*cking stupid. If you ever watch the show, he _ALWAYS_ says "Captain Jean-Luc Picard." The L is a little bit silent, so people tend to hear the OOK part instead. It is part of his first name, so he obvi
May 4th, 2004
(0)
zapper23 you shouldn't need to look up the lyrics. You should already be familiarized with him. But since you're tone death and we're all fat computer nerds I suppose it doesn't matter.
May 4th, 2004
(0)
DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE MUST BE DEAF HE DOES SAY LUC IN THE SONG JUST f*ckING LISTEN TO IT AND IF YOU STILL CAN'T HEAR IT THEN GO f*ck YOUR DAD!!!
May 4th, 2004
(0)
this..is awesome. I love you
(0)
drama
(0)
...ftw.ytmnd.com
(0)
for your mama
May 5th, 2004
(0)
omg *foam at mouth*
(0)
Woot
May 5th, 2004
(0)
He says "Luc," it just sounds like "Loo." http://www.steven-s.us/upload/store/luc.wav
May 5th, 2004
(0)
Looks like the Hilary Duff one is about to catch up and take Picard's spot at #1
May 6th, 2004
(0)
*does teh robot*
May 6th, 2004
(0)
With all the people that vote only ones on this site, how the hell did this specific one come out on top, anyway?
May 6th, 2004
(-5)
[ comment is below rating threshold and has been hidden ]
(-5)
LOL Post a site and then vote 5 of 5 on it, and get a friend to do the same, and you too can enjoy the incredible fame of the famous Picard! lmgdfao!!!1 hacks. ~ God dammit I can't stop dancing... must get song out of head... therapy...
May 6th, 2004
(0)
SWEEEEET!
(-1)
There is no Luc in the song. they just extend Jean for sake of keeping with the beat. Listen. Throwing in luc would throw off the ENTIRE thing.
May 6th, 2004
(1)
The "Luc" sounds like "loo" or "oo" but it's there.
May 6th, 2004
(0)
This is teh best evar.
(0)
SHWEET
May 6th, 2004
(0)
I love it
May 6th, 2004
(0)
talk about awesome, i couldn't stop laughing 5/5
May 6th, 2004
(0)
this is still pretty f*cking awesome
May 6th, 2004
(0)
I love it!
May 7th, 2004
(0)
I guess the Hilary Duff page won't catch up afterall. That's good, I like this one better heheheheh.
May 7th, 2004
(0)
AWESOME
May 7th, 2004
(0)
Ahahahaha!
May 7th, 2004
(0)
I don't get what the big deal is. But I rate it a 5 anyway.
(-2)
THIS IS THE MOST PATHETIC THING I HAVE EVER SEEN!
May 7th, 2004
(0)
Well it doesn't click for some people. But for more it does heheheheh.
May 7th, 2004
(0)
you people who are complaining about the luc are nerds
(0)
Pure gold.
May 8th, 2004
(1)
There is DEFINATELY a LUC... I don't know what kinda crappy sound cards you losers got, but you should definately invest in a new ones. Also, NOT saying LUC screws up the rythm and not the other way around.
May 8th, 2004
(0)
Exactly, thank you. It may depend on people's sound cards and speakers.
May 8th, 2004
(-2)
yeah um i respect you and everythibg but...buddy.... TECHNO JESUS KICKS PICARDS *ss.
May 8th, 2004
(0)
Actually Picard has Jesus beat by oh 83,000 views
(0)
cap-tain..jean-luc pic-ahhd ofthe j00 ess ess enterprise
May 8th, 2004
(0)
MMm it is like crack, i know i must stop watching it but i cannot, feel evil must watch screen Picard, oh god why why me?
May 8th, 2004
(0)
Genius
May 8th, 2004
(0)
this is teh sh*t
(0)
xd
May 9th, 2004
(0)
Kekekek ^____^
May 9th, 2004
(0)
I hate star trek, alot.
May 9th, 2004
(0)
i also don't like star trek, but this is genius, i laugh every time
May 9th, 2004
(0)
I just now hear the Luc. You have to listen for it or else it will sound like the N in Jean is being held out
(0)
had to set it as my homepage......Is that a little overboard?
May 9th, 2004
(0)
Excellent
May 10th, 2004
(0)
sexy
May 10th, 2004
(0)
f*cking f*ck 95,000
May 10th, 2004
(0)
true genious.
May 10th, 2004
(0)
He really just doesn't say Luc. If you are singing the lyrics along with it and say Luc, your brain thinks you hear it. If you're just listening to it in the background, you don't hear Luc. It's tricky. This is gold anyway.
May 10th, 2004
(0)
The people that can't hear luc need to have your hearing checked, honestly.
May 10th, 2004
(-1)
If you can't hear luc you're a f*cking moron!
May 10th, 2004
(0)
Best. One. Ever.
May 10th, 2004
(1)
CAPTAIN PICAARDE NOW OWNS THIS SITE AND THE WORLD
May 10th, 2004
(0)
Yes, because not hearing something is directly related to stupidity, I'm sure. Idiots. Anyway, before any of this "Luc" business came up, the creator of this site excluded Luc. Only when someone points it out to you THINK you hear it.
May 10th, 2004
(0)
k
May 11th, 2004
(0)
C'mon it's there. You hear his voice between "Jean" and "Picard." Can someone isolate it and make an edit and put it on a YTMND page?
May 11th, 2004
(0)
oh sh*tty, what won't you do.
May 11th, 2004
(0)
TOTALLY AWESOME glad this is back on top
May 12th, 2004
(0)
http://hesaysluc.ytmnd.com/ yep it's right there. that's two sylables or my name is Bobo the Ham.
May 12th, 2004
(0)
I really like to look at this. In fact, last night, I had sex with my girlfriend as this was running in the background. I know it's crazy but we did it on a whim. True story!
May 12th, 2004
(0)
wow... he actually fixed it.. now it only needs "of the" ;)
May 12th, 2004
(-2)
HE f*ckING DOES NOT SAY LUC YOU SPASTICS!
May 12th, 2004
(0)
approved
May 12th, 2004
(0)
actually, this is a lot like a iq test i took once, taht where if you could differentiate certain sounds of certain pitches together in certain times. now, this seems to be one of those things. so the way i see it, the intelligent people hear luc, and the
May 13th, 2004
(0)
The tune will forever be stabbed into my brain. Good work.
May 13th, 2004
(2)
Non-"Luc"-hearers are genetic freaks, like people who can't roll their tongues or pronounce "nuclear" correctly.
May 13th, 2004
(0)
bwhahahaha this rules
May 13th, 2004
(0)
Oh, and that is definetly Picard.
May 13th, 2004
(-1)
Yes and by "intelligent" you mean "f*cking retarded" and "i took an IQ test once" means "I suck cock for crack"
May 13th, 2004
(0)
Very Good!
May 14th, 2004
(1)
This. Owns. Life. Domination. Its got the best beat ever.
May 14th, 2004
(0)
omg this is too funny
May 15th, 2004
(0)
Why would Captian Jean-Luc Picard leave out the "Luc" part of his name. Would you leave out part of your name? You sh*t goblins?!
May 15th, 2004
(0)
You're all dumb.
May 15th, 2004
(-1)
Jean-Luc woo!!!
May 15th, 2004
(0)
GOD DAMN IT YOU PEOPLE ARE DEAF!!! LUC IS IN THE GOD DAMN FU[KING SONG!!!!
May 15th, 2004
(0)
funny funny
May 15th, 2004
(0)
now that i can hear "luc in the song it's not good any more thx for ruining it
May 15th, 2004
(0)
It's LUKE you nubs! =p
May 16th, 2004
(0)
NOT "TONE DEATH", YOU STUPID MOTHER f*ckER, IT'S TONE DEAF, IDIOT
May 16th, 2004
(0)
one more vote for the "he says luc you f*cking idiots" side.
May 16th, 2004
(0)
This crap needs to go down, it's had it's glory now let others have theirs
May 16th, 2004
(0)
This is what happens when 13 year old are allowed on the internet.
May 16th, 2004
(0)
just fantastic
May 16th, 2004
(0)
http://startrekgeeks.ytmnd.com/
May 16th, 2004
(0)
cool
May 16th, 2004
(0)
wootage
(0)
This is Just f*cking gay. Why is it at the top?
May 16th, 2004
(0)
its so dumb its so funny lol
May 17th, 2004
(0)
That was great!
May 17th, 2004
(0)
Attention f*cking morons: HE SAYS LUC. OPEN YOU'RE RETARDED EARS.
May 17th, 2004
(0)
swooon
May 18th, 2004
(0)
Those who say he says luc: You are subborn pieces of sh*t. Luc is not f*cking there, maybe a bit of "oo" was left unintentionally, but, I'm sure that the guy who made it didn't intend for it to be in there.
May 18th, 2004
(0)
Listen up you f*cking idiot---http://hesaysluc.ytmnd.com/
May 18th, 2004
(0)
obsessive song man
May 18th, 2004
(0)
SO WHO CARES IF HE SAYS LUC THATS WAT ITS SUPPOSED TO SAY retards
May 18th, 2004
(0)
HES PROBABLY FRENCH THATS Y HE SAYS LUC CUZ THE WOED JEAN-LUC EXISTS IN FRENCH...u stupid idiots
May 18th, 2004
(0)
Wow Damasta69, you're so intelligent. Thank you for enlightened the world with your outstanding knowledge of the French culture and the Star Trek Universe.
(0)
i thought the iraq site had a lot of spam...
May 19th, 2004
(0)
i guess i am retarded, I dont hear Luc... and I have headfones. I just head like jeannnn pic blahblahblah
May 19th, 2004
(0)
Best I've ever seen on this site, and it will continue to be the best on the entire site! Excellent! I give it 5!
May 19th, 2004
(0)
Okay now. Is anyone hearing "of the" between "picard" and "USS Enterprise"? Some people claim they aren't.
May 19th, 2004
(0)
Why the hell do people like this one so much?
May 19th, 2004
(0)
Great... I wonder how long this will be #1?
May 20th, 2004
(-1)
MOST DEBATED YTMND EVER HI VISIT MY sh*t http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 MOST DEBATED YTMND EVER HI VISIT MY sh*t http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 MOST DEBATED YTMND EVER HI VISIT MY sh*t http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464
May 20th, 2004
(-1)
THIS IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE AND THEN GIVE IT HEAD AND THEN AFTERWARDS CHECK OUT MY STUFF AT http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 THIS IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE AND THEN GIVE IT HEAD A
May 20th, 2004
(-1)
THE PICARD SONG IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE AND THEN GIVE IT HEAD AND THEN AFTERWARDS CHECK OUT MY STUFF AT http://www.ytmnd.com/user.html?user_id=4464 THE PICARD SONG IS THE GOD OF ALL YTMND EVERYONE SHOULD PRAISE THIS SITE A
May 20th, 2004
(0)
hahahah, BEST! SITE! EVER!
May 20th, 2004
(0)
lol
May 20th, 2004
(0)
haha nice..... can i have an autograph?
May 20th, 2004
(0)
all-time #1
May 20th, 2004
(0)
cock jockey, please go kill yourself. thank you
May 21st, 2004
(0)
kick *ss
May 21st, 2004
(0)
What a cl*ss song !!!
May 21st, 2004
(0)
Captin Picard is Borg
May 21st, 2004
(0)
http://boring.ytmnd.com/
May 21st, 2004
(0)
live long and prosper!
May 21st, 2004
(0)
Give it up Weirdboyscott, your flash sucks.
May 21st, 2004
(0)
That was f'n awesome. I recognized everysingle episode that clips were taken from. AND THE SONG DOES SAY LUC!
May 21st, 2004
(0)
Oh, and the song does say "of the"
May 21st, 2004
(0)
good
May 21st, 2004
(0)
it's so damn catchy. almost too catchy...
May 21st, 2004
(0)
anyone want to have a remix competition for the picard song?
May 22nd, 2004
(0)
http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.ytmnd.com/http://boring.y
May 22nd, 2004
(0)
omg this song rocks!!!
May 22nd, 2004
(-1)
This one sucks, f*cking star trek nerds - trekfans.ytmnd.com
May 22nd, 2004
(0)
Heard the song before I saw this site, so this doesn't really add anything to the experience.
(0)
no sound or pictures show up why is that. its just the words. but it was playing before. what did i do wrong
May 23rd, 2004
(0)
i got the same problem with all of them and a couple of other people did
May 23rd, 2004
(0)
ha
May 24th, 2004
(0)
You f ucking suck WhiteChristians
May 25th, 2004
(0)
HOLY sh*t SOMEONE DID A MUSIC VIDEO - http://sa.pnt.net/picardsong.avi
May 26th, 2004
(0)
XD this is great, but how the f*ck can some of you people not hear the LUC part? its clearly there.
May 27th, 2004
(0)
BEST. SONG. EVAR!
May 27th, 2004
(0)
Brilliant!
May 28th, 2004
(0)
Very catchy.
May 29th, 2004
(0)
Take the luc out, it makes a sweet site look sh*tty.
May 29th, 2004
(0)
This is the most overrated anything in the history of forever. What the f*ck stopped all these one-voting people from downvoting this as well?
May 29th, 2004
(0)
best one ever
May 29th, 2004
(0)
LUC = Bad
<< 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 >>