Asians
Created on: July 11th, 2006
Asians
A paper my friend turned in his senior year of high school. He got 5 out of 10 points, probably out of sympathy because the teacher thought he was half retarded or something. Also he doesn't really hate Asians.

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July 11th, 2006
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HA! wik'd
July 11th, 2006
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Best one yet! Here's a 4 good sir.
July 11th, 2006
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Great Scott! Half assed efforts leading to success for the win!
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lol
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LOL YOU TOTALLY GOT HER TO DO WHAT U WANTED!!! grade-A psychology
July 11th, 2006
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Teamwork.
July 11th, 2006
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this is great
July 11th, 2006
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reverse psychology never fails.
July 11th, 2006
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Amazing.
July 11th, 2006
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100% Pure ownage. (No MSG or trans fatty acids.)
July 11th, 2006
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5 for using sam spence
July 11th, 2006
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I LoL'd
July 11th, 2006
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teksoqp - The ultimate compliment to any parody site
July 11th, 2006
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Someone ask him to send a pic of himself
July 11th, 2006
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so great... must 5...
July 11th, 2006
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LOL. XD
July 11th, 2006
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Finally, somebody kills this unfunny fad.
July 11th, 2006
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I lol'd
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This is actually hilarious.
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hahahaha the music to this fad is orgasmic!
July 11th, 2006
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lol
July 11th, 2006
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This sucks. NO STARS!!!
July 11th, 2006
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this is hilarious.
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Awesome.
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XD XD XD XD
July 11th, 2006
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I love how the music to this fad is an NFL Films song, which makes no sense and yet works so well.
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MUSIC CREDIT. MUSIC CREDIT.
July 11th, 2006
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ppl should know that this is a guy?
July 11th, 2006
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ummmm 5 for link icon!
July 11th, 2006
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lalala
July 11th, 2006
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lmao pretty awsm
July 11th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA LMAO
July 11th, 2006
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.____________________________________.
July 11th, 2006
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I love that guy, he's so f*cking funny.
July 11th, 2006
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July 11th, 2006
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Hey, beefjerkyrules6, you should probably take your AIM name off ytmnd.
July 11th, 2006
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You Win!
July 11th, 2006
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f*cking beautiful
July 11th, 2006
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LOL
July 11th, 2006
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I AM USING THE INTERNET TOO WHOA
July 11th, 2006
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lol that great
July 11th, 2006
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you made it slightly amusing
July 11th, 2006
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GFG
July 11th, 2006
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the music always makes me LAFF
July 11th, 2006
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ownt indeed
July 11th, 2006
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5 for music
July 11th, 2006
(1)
THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS BOYS GOT SKILLS!!THIS B
October 13th, 2007
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I concur
July 11th, 2006
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Best fad music EVER.
July 11th, 2006
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5'd for honesty. xD
July 11th, 2006
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I totally imed you!!!!111one This is a classic.
July 11th, 2006
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hahaha
July 11th, 2006
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I already did that...
July 11th, 2006
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grRAAAAAAAAAAAATS
July 11th, 2006
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I IMed him with my sympathy and he called me an anus. =(((
July 11th, 2006
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Bahaha
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Wow, I wish people listned to my IM directions that well.
July 11th, 2006
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hahaha
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The song is "Round Up" by John Spence, and it is godly.
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underpants
July 11th, 2006
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Max: this is not YTMND
July 11th, 2006
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ILikeFish: what the hell are you talking about
July 11th, 2006
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Good work my friend, good work.
July 11th, 2006
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5s all around.
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This one's bland compared to the others. You'd think the kid would change his screenname by now...
July 12th, 2006
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+3 for Sam Spence.
July 12th, 2006
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omg thank god! f*cken idiots this is the last 15 year old pron kid site i 5
July 12th, 2006
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BeefJerkyRules is an awesome screen name
July 12th, 2006
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I was going to 1 this. But I didn't. I 5'd it.
July 12th, 2006
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I laughed.
July 12th, 2006
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"In a day that will live forever in the annuls of history, a 15 year old boy was owned on the internet, in as memorable a fashion as has ever been seen."
July 12th, 2006
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clever
July 12th, 2006
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5 paradoxes and cocks
July 12th, 2006
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Funny on a couple different levels.
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You have learned well.
July 12th, 2006
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Nice
July 12th, 2006
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I lol'd
July 12th, 2006
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I guess he didn't mind.
July 12th, 2006
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This fad is dumb.
July 12th, 2006
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That's GOLD!
July 12th, 2006
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BUWHAHAHAHAH!!!!
July 12th, 2006
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Omg i want to do that.
July 12th, 2006
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5 for the NFL films "Rise Up" music but the site sucks
July 12th, 2006
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Good spoof
July 12th, 2006
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lol I thought it was pretty good :D
July 12th, 2006
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LOL.
July 12th, 2006
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I totally copied this kids screen name and instant messaged him. i typed NEDM in large font and he replied "O rly?" and blocked me.
July 12th, 2006
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http://yourwishismycommand.ytmnd.com/
July 12th, 2006
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nevermind, i deleted that when i realized about half a million people already made it.
July 12th, 2006
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5 just for the NFL Films music
July 13th, 2006
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The only one I LOL'd on. GJ =)
July 14th, 2006
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Honesty is the best policy
July 19th, 2006
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LOL CHEESE
July 31st, 2006
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Are you kidding me? It lasted 2 sentences. How boring is that you f*cking loser?
August 3rd, 2006
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lol the music
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA!!XD THAT WUZ THE F*CKING FUNNIEST THING! I THINK THAT WUZ HYSTERICAL!!!!XD IM A HUGE FAN OF UR YTMNDS!!!XD I RLY WANNA LOOK AT THEM ALL!XD EVERY SINGLE 1 THAT I HAVE LOOKED AT SO FAR HASN'T FAILED 2 MAKE ME LAUGH!XD PWNED2DUHM4XXX!
August 11th, 2006
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LOL nice work my man.
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Shot and killed =[
August 23rd, 2006
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lol, kill't
August 29th, 2006
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heheh you the man now dog
September 4th, 2006
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LOL at the people who missed the joke.
September 4th, 2006
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PenisPai ^
September 4th, 2006
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HAHA 5'd for pwnage, I lol
September 4th, 2006
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why is that aim name familar....
September 6th, 2006
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PWNED! you have 0wned a kid. Congrats.
September 7th, 2006
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great stuff
September 7th, 2006
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Beauty in simplicity.
September 7th, 2006
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Voted 5 ♠Passed♠
September 7th, 2006
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Link icon ftw!
September 7th, 2006
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hahaha gold :p
September 7th, 2006
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Hahahahaha nice! Also I like that music.
September 7th, 2006
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 7th, 2006
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lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllll
September 7th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
September 7th, 2006
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what? STUPID S T U P I D
September 7th, 2006
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?
September 7th, 2006
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Hm... minus two for racism, plus one for Python, and minus one more for racism, just for good measure.
September 7th, 2006
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LOL
September 7th, 2006
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"Asians have no talent except for being smart" Haha moron
September 7th, 2006
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"reverse psychology never fails" Yeah dude, your friend really showed her.. 5/10 points = 50% = F = FAILED.
September 7th, 2006
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Pretty sh*tty poem but the song makes it better.
September 7th, 2006
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lawl
September 7th, 2006
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Wow. O_o;;;
September 7th, 2006
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yeah... this is pretty lame...
September 7th, 2006
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qfmft
September 7th, 2006
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i think that's fine if "he doesn't really hate Asians", but why oh why is YTMND so "a little bit" racist?? C'mon, i mean i know most of you are 13 or something, but grow up.
September 7th, 2006
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-4 because asians own
September 7th, 2006
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I'm curious, what does your friend do now? College? Burger King? Bum? Or by some cruel twist of fate is he really rich with a easy job?
September 7th, 2006
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F*cking Genius.
September 7th, 2006
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ive always wanted to do somthin like this but never had the balls to..... 55555555555555555555
September 7th, 2006
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HAHA
September 7th, 2006
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lol, i bet lets of asians downvoted this but theyre too scared to comment
September 7th, 2006
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September 7th, 2006
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Honky stole my dignity
September 7th, 2006
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lol that is amazing good job! :)
September 7th, 2006
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then they cannot do anything and are worthless
September 7th, 2006
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i thought all asians were terrorists, wait, what?
September 7th, 2006
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Good use of Eric Idle.
September 7th, 2006
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one time i thought i saw a funny asian but i was mistaken, it was a Puerto Rican. i was dissapointed :(
September 7th, 2006
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The funniest part was the description.
September 7th, 2006
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WIN and TRUE. 5
September 7th, 2006
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I was close to laughing, good job kinda.
September 7th, 2006
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He got a 5/10 for that? What the F*CK was wrong with the teacher? ...
September 7th, 2006
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... I mean seriously, that teacher should have given him extra credit or something. That is a true masterpiece!
September 7th, 2006
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The f*cktard who wrote this was in his SENIOR F*CKING YEAR?!??! WTF!!! Man, with idiot kids like this inheriting the world, I really have a pessimistic view of the future...I thought for sure that paper was written by some five-year-old kid.
September 7th, 2006
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thank you so much
September 7th, 2006
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If this were an actual letter from an elementary school kid I'd 5 it, but this is hysterical anyway. Asian peoples ftw.
September 8th, 2006
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September 8th, 2006
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Crackers aren't even articulate in their own language!
September 13th, 2006
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i am asian and i find this funny you get a five
September 14th, 2006
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LOLOLOL, its funny watching all the asians comment about this and give us lame comments, and not even that good, not even a big speech, those are probably the "Reject" asians, lol.
September 19th, 2006
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I should be insulted by this! But I'm not...
September 19th, 2006
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no funny asians...not entirely true. only the asians who HATE white people, and i mean hate with all their soul even if they are talking to somebody who is clearly not white they will call taht person white just to insult them. I have only met one person like this...hes f*cking hilarious, but im white so he hates me.
October 16th, 2006
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omg that's racist!
October 26th, 2006
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LMAO
November 16th, 2006
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i hate typing lol... but i did
December 27th, 2006
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whoever wrote this, just die lol
November 5th, 2008
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look, a chinaman
January 4th, 2007
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hilarious
January 14th, 2007
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January 25th, 2007
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thx for the upvote. btw i love the Fruity McGay Gay site along w/ several other of your sites
April 4th, 2007
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plus they only see a small strip of what the rest of us see :)
May 11th, 2007
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He get's a five, you get a five
June 14th, 2007
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Why'd you replace the site? This isn't as funny.
November 27th, 2007
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two
November 5th, 2008
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December 12th, 2008
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you were mean to asian ariel