SimTerrorism
Created on: July 17th, 2006
SimTerrorism
SimTower ftw

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July 17th, 2006
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5'd for simtower. If u never played it go find Yoot Tower it's kind of a sequal to SimTower :)
July 17th, 2006
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woah, sucks to be those guys ahahhahahahahaha
July 17th, 2006
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wasn't that the guy who made the first one? says so right on the starting screen o.o
July 17th, 2006
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ST FTW! But why only single-story lobby?
July 17th, 2006
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Yeah it is the guy thats why its called Yoot Tower
July 17th, 2006
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fiND IT!!!
July 17th, 2006
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someone has set you up the bomb, be careful it may make the server implode
July 17th, 2006
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Where are your security guards?! You'll never find it! :O
July 17th, 2006
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Hold on. You don't have any security! How the hell are you going to find it?
July 17th, 2006
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Must get YootTower
July 17th, 2006
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+3 for Sim Tower, +1 for XFire in the background ;)
July 17th, 2006
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Find the bomb, turn it off, use it on them. If you pay them, you're still f*cked.
July 17th, 2006
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IM THINKIN ARBYS BIOTCH
July 17th, 2006
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You play 2 MMORPGs? That takes skill...
July 17th, 2006
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You win for using that music.
July 17th, 2006
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was that really in the game?
July 17th, 2006
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yup! terrors can bomb your building. That, and other things can happen. Fires... umm. More terrors,
July 17th, 2006
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judging from the background behind the terrorist and the color of the elevators I'm thinking the black guy in the left elevator is the terrorist. He wont blow up the building while he's still inside silly
July 17th, 2006
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woot for completely missing the IST on terrorist
July 17th, 2006
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where can i find this game? would it be on bittorrent?
July 17th, 2006
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stairs only work for 5 floors past the lobby... awesome ytmnd, bad tower building skillzzz
July 17th, 2006
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come on! i havent played this game in like, 7 years!
July 17th, 2006
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wait, I don't get it. Is there a joke?
July 17th, 2006
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advice: get john mclane!
July 17th, 2006
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Servers impooded.
July 17th, 2006
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terrorists are black
July 17th, 2006
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Call Jack Bauer. DO IT NOW!
July 17th, 2006
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we do not negotiate with terrorists. Bomb their homeland.
July 17th, 2006
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Cut the blue wire!!!
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Keep an eye on your bike. I have a feeling thats what the terrorist is REALLY after.
July 17th, 2006
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PM where you got that, and a 5 is you.
July 17th, 2006
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Shoot the hostage.
July 17th, 2006
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Terrorists win! -1 for Xfire, IE useless memory hogging messenger "for gamers".
July 17th, 2006
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http://www.the-underdogs.info/game.php?id=3039 -Yoot Tower... Vote on my sites please
July 17th, 2006
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Anything but make a YTMND about it :P
July 17th, 2006
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Close simtower and play WoW!
July 17th, 2006
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i love sim tower
July 17th, 2006
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oh f*ck, it's sim tower.
July 17th, 2006
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Fitting music
July 17th, 2006
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BUILD MORE ESCALATORS FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST =^.^=
July 17th, 2006
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of course, its a black guy hurasing you
July 17th, 2006
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8O Find the bomb, but make sure you hire the CTs from your desktop
July 17th, 2006
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1'D FOR THE BLATANT WORLD OF WARCRAFT ICON
July 17th, 2006
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5'd because sim tower was (and still is) one of my favorite games of all time
July 17th, 2006
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Don't pay them! YTMND does not negotiate with terrorists!
July 17th, 2006
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play some cs source
July 17th, 2006
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ROFL
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SIM TOWER!!!!
July 17th, 2006
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Go back in time
July 17th, 2006
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TO DE_DUST!
July 17th, 2006
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Wow. And I thought I was the only person who appreciated SimTower. 5'd for nostalgia.
July 17th, 2006
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Heres what you do: 1) Close SimTower 2) Play CS
July 17th, 2006
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Sim Tower > all
July 17th, 2006
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5'd for ff7 music
July 17th, 2006
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NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERROR! USE PATRIOTISM!
July 17th, 2006
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-1 for WoW
July 17th, 2006
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Find the f*cking bomb
July 17th, 2006
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you should do a barrel roll
July 17th, 2006
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always place lots of stairs
July 17th, 2006
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I had no idea Yoot Saito made it, thats awsome.
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Default: 2 || Very fitting music +2, Obvious humor +1, originality +2 || It's too bad you can't get a 7, quality ytmnd here.
July 17th, 2006
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FIND THE BOMB!
July 17th, 2006
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-1 for no security office to find bomb
July 17th, 2006
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SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!?!?
July 17th, 2006
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security was there! just wasnt on screen!
July 17th, 2006
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5'd for having cs:s
July 17th, 2006
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u have WoW on ur comp... pathetic
July 17th, 2006
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ok 5 then
July 17th, 2006
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perfect music choice
July 17th, 2006
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SOB Beat me to it! needs to have the guy saying "hello" for a 5
July 17th, 2006
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4 for FF7 terrorism music.
July 17th, 2006
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he says "thank you" if you pay him -.-
July 17th, 2006
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FIND THE BOMB!
July 17th, 2006
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I know fahrenheit said something along these lines but you're being blackmailed by a black male.
July 17th, 2006
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We don't negotiate with terrorists. Execute all the tennants to show you're serious then fly to Aruba for an unplanned vacation.
July 17th, 2006
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3 for sim tower, 2 for ff7 music
July 17th, 2006
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Don't negotiate, hop on SimCopter and find his ass! Or, make a fat version of huim in The Sims 2, either way'll show 'em.
July 17th, 2006
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COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN!
July 17th, 2006
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DETONATE THE BUILDING YOURSELF AND SAY THEY DID IT, THEN REAP THE INSURANCE MONEY. THEN WAR.
July 17th, 2006
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THEN USE THE WAR AS AN EXCUSE TO OBTAIN AN OIL MONOPOLY IN NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES.
July 17th, 2006
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THEN, WITH YOUR NEWFOUND OIL EMPIRE, DELUDE YOURSELF WITH THE VEIL OF A RELIGIOUS MISSION, AND CONQUER THE WORLD.
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You should have bought a defusalkit, lol!
July 17th, 2006
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Just take the bomb; rebuild, don't let the Terrorist win!
July 17th, 2006
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first rule when dealing with terrorists; #1 you do not negotiate with terrorists.
July 17th, 2006
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"Hello?" God yes, Sim Tower was great. And now, I must search for this fabled Yoot Tower.
July 17th, 2006
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we don't need to water let the motherf*cker burn, burn, motherf*cker, burn.
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BTW, I downloaded SimTower just after viewing this YTMND. you win sir
July 17th, 2006
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You could try cropping?
July 17th, 2006
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ITS A TRAP!
July 17th, 2006
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"stairs only work for 5 floors past the lobby... awesome ytmnd, bad tower building skillzzz" Uhhh..no..Your sims can use them as escape routes for fires. Anywhere.
July 17th, 2006
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go eat some chicken
July 17th, 2006
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You don't have any security guards so you'd better pay them\.
July 17th, 2006
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They're bluffing.
July 17th, 2006
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+5 for sim tower, +5 for XFire, -5 for world of warcraft
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The server's imploded? Oh noes!
July 17th, 2006
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$200,000? What kind of pussy ransom is that?
July 17th, 2006
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where did you find sim tower? i can NOT find one that runs on the XP or any means to do so. Where'd you find it?
July 17th, 2006
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SimTower FTFW. I'm gonna play that now.
July 17th, 2006
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For a tower that small, find the bomb
July 17th, 2006
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5'd because you play CoV.
July 17th, 2006
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Add me to the list of people that want to know where you found SimTower. Oh, and they're bluffing...nothing will explode.
July 17th, 2006
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Don't negociate with terrorists.
July 17th, 2006
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lol Simtower is racist
July 17th, 2006
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Blow up the building yourself to show them that you will not give into their threats.
July 17th, 2006
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OH SNAP!
July 17th, 2006
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5 for SimTower
July 17th, 2006
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nuke mecca!
July 17th, 2006
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Nigg*'s attacking yo city!
July 17th, 2006
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would be a 5, but CS:S
July 17th, 2006
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Updated to +5 since this ytmnd led me to Yoot Towers!
July 17th, 2006
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1 for unnecessary screen text
July 17th, 2006
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Evac the building and ignore the problem.
July 17th, 2006
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but it's what makes a ytmnd, a ytmnd. text, image, sound.
July 17th, 2006
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Are you American, or a GOD DAMN PUSSY!! Never Give In To There Demands!! lol
July 17th, 2006
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No deals with terrorists!
July 17th, 2006
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Open a can of Counter Strike on them!
July 17th, 2006
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pull a http://epicxp.ytmnd.com/ and the bomb!!!
July 17th, 2006
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Find the bomb!!
July 17th, 2006
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wanna play css? lol
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5 for everything in the background
July 17th, 2006
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Sim Tower FTW. Try finding the bomb with 100 stories! http://posturcrap.ytmnd.com/
July 18th, 2006
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base of 1, 1 point for playing sim tower over wow, 1 point for playing it over css, 1 point because i'm holding an original sim tower cd right now, +1 for teaching me about stairs
July 18th, 2006
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5 for perfect music.
July 18th, 2006
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f*ck it. Find the bomb!
July 18th, 2006
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Find that bomb quick! Time is ticking! No... Wait! RUUUN!!!!!!! *BOOM* "Terrorists Win"
July 18th, 2006
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5 for one of my favorite games of the 90s
July 18th, 2006
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D00d. If you don't go out there and find that bomb, you will be forever known as a pansy *ss bitch.
July 18th, 2006
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Sim Tower is easyyyy, put all your rents at lowest, and leave it running at max speed overnight = instacash! :D
July 18th, 2006
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People actually 1'd this for what you had on your desktop, then go about making another Brian Peppers YTMND. People really are idiots. 5'd for good content.
July 18th, 2006
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we don't negotiate with terrorists
July 18th, 2006
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5'ed, although i can't see the rest of the options due to the text.
July 18th, 2006
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OMFG SIMTOWER, thank you. i COMPLETELY forgot about this game and i used to love it. i think i know what ill be doing tomorrow.
July 18th, 2006
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by the way, search for it, if you find it you win and if you dont find it you get to see a cool explosion and win. its a win win situation.
July 18th, 2006
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MY GOD
July 18th, 2006
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-1 for wow
July 18th, 2006
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I LOVED that game! You would NEVER know how happy I was when I first got TOWER status!
July 18th, 2006
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And you know what...? If it hadn't been for THIS YTMND... I would've NEVER known of YOOT TOWER!
July 18th, 2006
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see http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/5000/ohnoeszy1.jpg for further details and see http://www.freefileupload.net/file.php?file=files/180706/1153214409/stwr.zip for a full, working copy of sim tower (a whopping 6 mb, 8mb fully installed lol)
July 18th, 2006
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Play CSS
July 18th, 2006
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deltree windows
July 18th, 2006
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5d for Simtower/FF7 music
July 18th, 2006
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-1 for "Shortcut to AddOns" folder! J/K.
July 18th, 2006
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5 because even though you have WoW on your comp you're playing SimTower.
July 18th, 2006
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PAY THE MAN AND HOPE FOR THE BEST!!1
July 18th, 2006
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yes, i love the music choice.
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I just started playing this game again.
July 18th, 2006
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Awesome!! I've always wanted to get SimTower when I was a wee lad, but then I saw the shiny YootTower box on the shelves... those times were the best. If you don't have YootTower get it, you can actually build a tower instead of a normal building. 5'd for SimTower though oh this takes me back
July 18th, 2006
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5 for simtower, but i'm tempted to -1 for counterstrike :O
July 18th, 2006
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Find it!!!!!1111
July 18th, 2006
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yippsss
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BAH! Just look for the bomb! they probably raped your wife and put it in her small intestine
July 18th, 2006
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don't ever negotiate with terrorists! (btw, only a 1-storey lobby??? wtf)
July 18th, 2006
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Your tower is f*cked.
July 18th, 2006
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simtower + ff7 FTW :p
July 18th, 2006
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The terrorist is a n*gg*!!!!!!
July 18th, 2006
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Set up a perimeter and shoot 'em in the thigh!!!
July 18th, 2006
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(insert buttered roll) See the (smack slurp) irony is what they need to do is get(smack smack) Yoot Tower to get SimTower to stop doin this sh1t (snort slurp smack smack swallow)
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does anyone care if i randomly say "penis" in the comments?
July 18th, 2006
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Don't pay them anything!
July 18th, 2006
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i think its funny you associated ff7 with terrorism just like bush did and banned the sale of ff7 in texas
July 18th, 2006
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Find it, and use it against your enemies.
July 18th, 2006
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+5 for sim tower
July 18th, 2006
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Depends, do you have a security office?
July 18th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 18th, 2006
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Sim tower was the greatest game ever. EVER! Wakiki Moon 4ever!
July 18th, 2006
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ATTACK NIGERIA!
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5'd for funny
July 18th, 2006
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1'd for counterstrike
July 18th, 2006
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YOU BETTER PAY HIM
July 18th, 2006
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YOU MUST BE f*ckING RETARDED! TERRORISTS ARE NOT n****rS!! THEY ARE SAND n****rS U f*ckING RETARD. XFIRE IS FOR NIGLETS. YOU SHOULD f*ck YOURSELF AND THEN JUMP OFF OF A BUILDING. AND NOBODY WILL MISS YOU THEN.
July 18th, 2006
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wow. yoot tower ftw
July 18th, 2006
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ask cloud to find the bomb, duh
July 18th, 2006
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Oh man SimTower was the sh*t. I hated that terrorist sob but luckly, I either had the money to pay him or my security was lucky enough to find the bomb in time.
July 18th, 2006
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5d for WOW
July 18th, 2006
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+5 for Simtower. -1 for the worst goddamn building design I have ever seen.
July 18th, 2006
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ahhaha, your desktop is almost like my desktop! And the final fantasy music! AHHHH Beautiful!!! It makes me cry tears of happiness!
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'Servers Exploded" Ahh... Frostmoan.
July 18th, 2006
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-1 because I realized the music wasn't Virtua Cop.
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FIND THE BOMB DUDE!!!
July 18th, 2006
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CALL CLOUD!!! :-D
July 18th, 2006
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
July 18th, 2006
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FIND THE BOMB! 5 starts!
July 18th, 2006
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Why the f*ck is this #2 on the top 15? ALL IT IS IS A BIT OF NOSTALGA! Jesus people it isn't even that funny.
July 18th, 2006
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amazing f*cking game
July 18th, 2006
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1 cuz you didnt edit out the things in the back and for the terribly placed text
July 18th, 2006
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+5 for WoW and CS
July 18th, 2006
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WE DON'T NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
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They always find the bomb.
July 18th, 2006
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Grar.. You get a one now.. I want that. I request a PM saying where you got it. Until then, 1 for you.
July 18th, 2006
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All your tower are belong to terrorists
July 18th, 2006
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Shoot the hostage.
July 18th, 2006
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BUY CHEESE!
July 18th, 2006
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Search Bitch!
July 18th, 2006
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Ask Keanu Reeves.
July 18th, 2006
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lol, BLACKmail
July 18th, 2006
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is that kappa mikey as your pc backround?
July 18th, 2006
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that was a great game but you couldn't build enough elevator shafts. the system I used for elevators washaving express elevators and stairs going up and down 7 floors(that is the most people in the game will use)
July 18th, 2006
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DONT PAY THEM
July 18th, 2006
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what a cheerful terrorist
July 18th, 2006
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Definitely find the bomb.
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for ST
July 18th, 2006
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aw dude you cut out the crazy part of the song
July 18th, 2006
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find the bomb dont negotiate with those terrorist bastards!!!
July 18th, 2006
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+5 for sim tower, +5 for final fantasy vii music.
July 18th, 2006
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Find it!!
July 18th, 2006
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Find that sh*t!
July 18th, 2006
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On re-read, +1 for "servers imploded".
July 18th, 2006
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lol 5'd for sim game
July 18th, 2006
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Use ESP, and then AimBot it.
July 18th, 2006
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FIND TEH BOMB AND GET TO THE CHOPPAH!
July 18th, 2006
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GEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORGE
July 18th, 2006
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3 for image, 2 for music. XD
July 18th, 2006
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You should close that game and play CS:S instead. +2 for arab looking terrorists and +1 for CS:S.
July 18th, 2006
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That was fun! I never payed them! Lots of people died..... HOLY sh*t! The TERRORIST IS BLACK!!! I JUST REALIZED THAT!!!
July 18th, 2006
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That game rocks.
July 18th, 2006
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You should delete WoW off your computer! f*g.
July 18th, 2006
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You don't even have any security!!! You have to pay them And man your tower sucks, why do you have suites RIGHT NEXT to offices, the tennants will HATE you
July 18th, 2006
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Where's AVALANCHE when you need 'em?
July 18th, 2006
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i'd say city of villains is worse than world of warcraft.
July 18th, 2006
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Find it.
July 18th, 2006
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SimTower owns.
July 18th, 2006
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Sheteeeeep! :D
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ROFL, he plays world of warcraft.
July 18th, 2006
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LOL HES BLACK
July 18th, 2006
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SimTower = Insta-5
July 18th, 2006
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DONT PAY THEM DONT FIND IT, AFTER IT BLOWS, GO BOMB IRAQ
July 18th, 2006
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The Downvoters on this page were even funnier than the ytmnd itself. ;p
July 18th, 2006
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servers imploded
July 18th, 2006
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SimTower FTW indeed.
July 18th, 2006
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holy crap, simtower. it's been a while. also, ff7 music.
July 18th, 2006
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i have the sim tower floppy disks! all three of them!
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for addicting game.
July 18th, 2006
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FIND THE BOMB!!!!
July 18th, 2006
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I always managed to find the bomb. They need to remake this game....
July 18th, 2006
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find the bomb.
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It's a trap!!
July 18th, 2006
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"BTW, I downloaded SimTower just after viewing this YTMND. you win sir" me too :(
July 18th, 2006
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you play CS:Source, what a f*ggot
July 18th, 2006
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JESUS CHRIST IT'S A TERRORIST GET IN THE CAR
July 18th, 2006
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FIND IT!
July 18th, 2006
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put it in her butt
July 18th, 2006
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hehe I downloaded this too...check my 2 other sim tower sites to see what other messages you can get!
July 18th, 2006
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have the Yakuzas hanging out in floor B2 take out the mafia
July 18th, 2006
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JACK BAUER DOES NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS
July 18th, 2006
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oh and let your security team handle it...! dirty terrorists...
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for FF7 song
July 18th, 2006
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heheh
July 18th, 2006
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that is one sh*tty tower
July 18th, 2006
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They were probably too lazy to put a bomb in there. After all, BLACKmail. lol, racism
July 18th, 2006
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You got a few hours to look for that bomb, infact, that's plenty of time!
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Call Macguyver...duh?!
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