Altered Keira Knightley Poster
Created on: July 18th, 2006
Altered Keira Knightley Poster
Saw this in the paper a few days ago. They didn't have Wonderbra's back in King Arthur's day, but they apparently had CGI. I guess American audiences needed that little "extra encouragement" to get them into theatres ;)

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July 18th, 2006
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wow, i never noticed she was so flat chestedd :(
July 18th, 2006
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huh, they did actually photoshop larger breasts for the us version.
July 18th, 2006
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There are no boobs in the UK.
April 25th, 2007
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ROFL!!!
July 18th, 2006
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I like the US version. GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!
July 18th, 2006
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Good choice of music.
July 18th, 2006
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lol,boobs.
July 18th, 2006
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Also (and don't go spreading this around) - The voice of Darth Vader at the end of Revenge of the Sith? NOT Hayden Christensen's real voice. Scandal.
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lol, horny Americans
July 18th, 2006
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holy crap
July 18th, 2006
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ahahahahah GG PHOTOSHOP
July 18th, 2006
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I think anyone who DOESN'T think this is a good change needs to hang themselves. I'm not the patriotic sort, but God Bless America.
July 18th, 2006
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wow she's fatter in the UK too. too much tea will do that to you..
July 18th, 2006
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hmm
July 18th, 2006
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This woman's broken, she don't have titties
July 18th, 2006
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lol i just called an anorexic actress fat loooooolll
July 18th, 2006
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u.s. wins?
July 18th, 2006
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I've heard of this long ago, but I'd have never thought of putting it to THIS music. You win.
July 18th, 2006
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lol, she lacks breasts
July 18th, 2006
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Hey you blame USA for expressing its god given right to love tities?
July 18th, 2006
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Srsly, perfect music.
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And she doesn't change facial expressions!
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Yanks like titties. Simple as that.
July 18th, 2006
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Wow nice comment ac6517, it just shows that you know f*cking nothing about anything. Well done!
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The music totally makes this one.
July 18th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I f*ckING LOVE THAT GAME!!! I DOUBT MOST OF THIS LOSERS EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS
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POWER, UP!! Great audio choice. Either way Keira is hot so it doesn't matter.
July 18th, 2006
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Like the Daily Show says, It all has to do with the British obsession with the stout.
July 18th, 2006
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of course the us poster kicks so much more a$$ usic could be better though
July 18th, 2006
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"No sex please, We're British."
July 18th, 2006
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LOL, the US poster showcases GLOWING ARMPITS!!!
July 18th, 2006
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I found this on Wikipedia article for the King Arthur movie: "There has been some controversy concerning the differences between the European movie posters and the United States posters, in that the US posters, Keira Knightley's chest was digitally increased to a C-cup, whereas she has an A-cup. This was done with Knightley's permission however, and she has said she really doesn't care."
July 18th, 2006
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its depressing how hot and flat she is
April 25th, 2007
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Only if you're a breast-obsessed weirdo. :P
March 19th, 2008
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yeah, that's pretty much a "male" i have no idea how they got her boobs to look so perky for Pirates 1. but you know what? she's hot, boobs or not.
July 18th, 2006
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Actually, That's before and after touch ups for everyone's poster.
July 18th, 2006
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..and yet it still did poor in the box offices.
July 18th, 2006
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Feh. I like 'em little.
July 18th, 2006
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+5 for Altered Beast... Great game!
July 18th, 2006
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lol the music, Altered Beast
July 18th, 2006
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altered beast for the win. "WISE FWOM YO GWAVE!!"
July 18th, 2006
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You get to see em in "The Jacket." They are cute little boobies!
July 18th, 2006
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We like things bigger here in the US. Food sizes, nuclear arsenals and boobies.
July 18th, 2006
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haha. She looks disgusting in the UK one, which is obviously the truth. Also
July 18th, 2006
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dope bewbs!
July 18th, 2006
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The title of this YTMND should be "ALTERED BREAST".
July 18th, 2006
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I'm so incredibley shocked. I told my friends she didn't have those in the movie. :>
July 18th, 2006
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lol, america
July 18th, 2006
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altered beast was the wondersh!t
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Actually, they changed the poster over here (England) as well. She complained about it and had a special one made and mass produced everywhere.
July 18th, 2006
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Shes still hot.
July 18th, 2006
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lol british people dont have photoshop
July 18th, 2006
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USA > U.K.
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Perfect sound.
July 18th, 2006
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UK doesn't objectify women, dolts.
July 18th, 2006
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I think that it's just a looser chest-leather thing in the UK, and some makeup for the lips and so on. Still, nice find.
July 18th, 2006
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5 for Altered Beast music, what a wierd shirt rippingly fun game!
July 18th, 2006
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Also, a tan/sucked in gut.
July 18th, 2006
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She needs to lay off them beers!
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whoa im confused, but god bless america!
July 18th, 2006
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WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
July 18th, 2006
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"She looks disgusting in the UK one" Shame on you. Concerning the stomach/torso at least, that is the average shape of most women, UK or US, beautiful or otherwise. You only see the ones that either constantly suck in the gut, or starve themselves.
July 18th, 2006
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Best use of Altered Beast I've ever seen. Well done.
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I like the UK poster better. f*cking fake *ss american bullsh*t.
July 18th, 2006
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thank you for bringing this to my attention. amen to above; f*ck the fake tit trend man. f*ckin fake *ss american media bullsh*t
July 18th, 2006
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The mix between Keira Knightley and anything from a videogame with two men in leotards and speedos with sickeingly bulging muscles that take steroids is beyond my understanding.
July 18th, 2006
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Wow, this is kinda depressing. Do our women need to be that perfect for us Americans?
July 18th, 2006
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did they airbrush the entire american version? its a shame that keira's name always pops up in 'her face on HER body?' conversations. REAL IS BEAUTIFUL
July 18th, 2006
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Now just add a pic of her with natalie portmans head as the PTKFGS version. They look the damn saem anyway.
July 18th, 2006
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UK Women: Disgusting and vile teeth/accents, know it alls who are too hard to get in bed. US Women: (The ones that arent fat) Good looking, good teeth, no annoying accent, easy to get in bed.
April 25th, 2007
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You mentioned all the qualities that makes me like UK women and dislike US women. :D
July 18th, 2006
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Altered Beast lol
July 18th, 2006
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god the US sucks, this is why women growing up hate themselves and treat us men like sh*t :|
July 18th, 2006
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OMG!
July 18th, 2006
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POWER UP indeed. too bad they couldn't photoshop a better movie
July 18th, 2006
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UK > USA
July 18th, 2006
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Bless you photoshop, Giving people false dreams and distorted illusions for years.
July 18th, 2006
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Also cocks.
July 18th, 2006
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superbe
July 18th, 2006
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Nice find.
July 18th, 2006
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they needed 'extra encouragement' to see a crappy movie that bombed with or without breasts
July 18th, 2006
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shes not flat, its a very tight fitting top ;)
July 18th, 2006
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Because we have higher standards than you brits! [jk]
July 18th, 2006
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She's hot either way.
July 18th, 2006
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Sham dame? Damn shame.
July 18th, 2006
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thats not UK/US picture... the the origional shoot/edit for all posters picture
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WOW This was pretty cool when I saw it in 2004, you morons. Nice random music choice. 1'd with extreme prejudice.
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for ALTERED BEAST!
July 18th, 2006
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wtf?
July 18th, 2006
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Hot either way... but 4 for music.
July 18th, 2006
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wow - her tits grew! also, lol for altered beast music
July 18th, 2006
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+5 for sound.
July 18th, 2006
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wow...she has the chest of a 9 year old boy
July 18th, 2006
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Rofl.
July 18th, 2006
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Yup, I knew she was a no figure nasty *ss skeleton skank, thanks for showing everyone else!
July 18th, 2006
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"UK > USA" QFT
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wow, at least the uk isnt shallow and will show her tummy.
July 18th, 2006
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sh*tty movie
July 18th, 2006
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bigger bewbs, smaller gut FTW
July 18th, 2006
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she was pretty young when she did that poster, she grew some boobs for pirates of the carribean 2
July 18th, 2006
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o rly? http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/entertainment/2006-07/05/xin_490703050914884769816.jpg
July 18th, 2006
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uk version ftw
July 18th, 2006
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I LOL'd.
July 18th, 2006
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lol, altered beast
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Probably not even her real body.
July 18th, 2006
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took me a few seconds to realize it was her breasts that were altered, dunno if that's good or bad
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July 18th, 2006
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Poor Brits. I feel bad for them.
July 18th, 2006
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I dunno, the UK version doesn't look edited or nearly like the 'final' version, perhaps thats just the unedited for both? Oh well cool find
July 18th, 2006
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TITTAAAAYS!
July 18th, 2006
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WTF YRCUILFD&TIYI:IRSO:YUITDKL
July 18th, 2006
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id hit that
July 18th, 2006
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-2 for sh*tty music.
July 18th, 2006
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Breasts or no breasts, she still looks like a man.
July 18th, 2006
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US > Britain
July 18th, 2006
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She's changing boob impressions!
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for the excellent music
July 18th, 2006
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make one ytmnd and the other PTKFGS
July 18th, 2006
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My life is ruined. POWER UP!
July 18th, 2006
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I get it. American audiences prefer silver-tipped arrows.
July 18th, 2006
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repressed sexual victorian era 4tw!
April 25th, 2007
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HELL YEAH!!
July 18th, 2006
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Guess they finally got her a push-up jerkin.
July 18th, 2006
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interesting...
July 18th, 2006
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booooobiess
July 18th, 2006
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holy sh*t, 5 just for altered beast music...POWER UP!!!
July 18th, 2006
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they should have made them bigger. Like, way bigger
July 18th, 2006
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I know I wouldn't have gone to see the movie without the promise of big jugs.
July 18th, 2006
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she looks like she has horrible armpit hair in the british one.
July 18th, 2006
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God Bless America
July 18th, 2006
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love the stupid Americans thinking this is making fun of the British
July 18th, 2006
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POWER UP
July 18th, 2006
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Being a graphic designer I know for a fact that almost ANY image you see of a celebrity and/or model (both male and female, but mostly the latter) on magazines, covers, posters, spreads, advertisements, billboards, etc. are always altered and touched up in some sort of way. We live in such a fake media driven society that the truth just isn't good enough, everything in the media needs to be perfect. On a less serious note, 5 for touched up gut and digital boob job.
July 18th, 2006
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I still think Keira Knightley is hot.
July 18th, 2006
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Also, I agree with LupinTheThird; "Altered Breast" would have made a great title for this YTMND. Not saying you ought to change it, however. I just like the idea. And god bless Photoshop, too. I don't care if it's "touched up" and thereby "fake", because fantasies don't run on facts.
July 18th, 2006
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They Tightened up the graphix
July 18th, 2006
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There's also an interview of her complaining about how the US make her breasts big.
July 18th, 2006
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She looks hawt in both pics. Keira Knightley>>>>>>>>>>Elizabeth Hurley for Hawt British women.
July 18th, 2006
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"UK doesn't objectify women, dolts." ROFL! America, f*ck YAH!
July 18th, 2006
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LOL the UK doesn't like boobs. LOL @ U!
July 18th, 2006
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And man did it need it.
July 18th, 2006
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5'd for the "Altered Breast" comment. The background also looks better in the US version, it brings out her hair. But then, anything looks better with cleavage in front of it.
July 18th, 2006
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God Bless America.
July 19th, 2006
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flat can be hawt
July 21st, 2006
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lol @ audio
July 21st, 2006
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Fived for Altered beast sound/music.
July 22nd, 2006
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America pwns England. (Your queen's teeth are green.)
July 24th, 2006
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English people are inherently fugly. They need American CGI to look beautiful.
July 25th, 2006
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"English people are inherently fugly." Surely that would be 'inherited' into most Americans? LOL
July 25th, 2006
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I don't know what is more pathetic: Her chest, or the fact that it was photoshopped for the US promo.
July 27th, 2006
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iz agree w/ Humphro
July 28th, 2006
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i always liked little boy nipples better than gilr ones anyway!
July 29th, 2006
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lol, puberty
August 1st, 2006
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She really has no tits at all does she?
August 3rd, 2006
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I love altered beast!!! make another with some classic altered beaest characters.
August 9th, 2006
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+1 for Keira Knightley -3 for busting my bubble (no more fapping to King Arthur now, what is that movie good for now, dont tell me the story cause I'll know you're lying) +100000000 for Altered Beast theme. Power up those boobies Kiera!!
August 9th, 2006
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Her stomach and posture were also altered. Wow. God Bless America.
August 10th, 2006
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ah, i love living in the us...
August 12th, 2006
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Music was perfect!
August 13th, 2006
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5'd for Altered Beast. One of my fav games in elementary school. lawl
August 14th, 2006
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I prefer American...
August 18th, 2006
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Wow! She has less boobage than mila jovovich! You cannot see it with the naked eye! (5 stars for +3 leather armor of sexyness)
August 18th, 2006
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Still hot either way
September 2nd, 2006
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PEOPLE ALTER PICTURES??!!? Crazyness.
September 7th, 2006
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breast were inhansed... also her belly is smaller.
September 7th, 2006
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higher standards people
September 9th, 2006
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gahhhh!!!!! noooooooooooo1!!!!!! everything i know has been a lie! a LIEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
September 10th, 2006
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5 for altered beast
September 10th, 2006
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September 10th, 2006
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She has furniture disease, her drawers moved into her chest. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ha...
September 14th, 2006
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Good find.
September 14th, 2006
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The "UK Poster" isn't a poster, it is the raw photo. This fails to deliver.
September 15th, 2006
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Lol.
September 15th, 2006
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whatev, she still ubar hawt.
September 18th, 2006
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Altered Beast! You win!
September 20th, 2006
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Keira doesn't change facial expressions.
September 20th, 2006
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Check out her IMDB pictures, too. She looks WAY older than 21 in that white dress, imo.
September 23rd, 2006
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man, i hate my country
September 29th, 2006
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I Loved your site http://alteredkeira.ytmnd.com 5'ed, check out my page votecoder5.ytmnd.com when you have time!
September 30th, 2006
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slim really fast...+boobies :D
November 26th, 2006
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Add tits, subtract fupa. God bless America
December 12th, 2006
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I like the UK poster best
December 15th, 2006
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altered beast for the win
December 17th, 2006
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Awesome music.
February 28th, 2007
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like the others said.. the music makes it a 5.
May 3rd, 2007
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LOL POWER UP LOLOL!!!
June 19th, 2007
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Haha great choice of music. Power up!
July 25th, 2007
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5'd for Keira Knightley and the emphasis on boobs