Clerks - Short Version
Created on: July 18th, 2006
Clerks - Short Version
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Dante wasn't even supposed to be there!
Clerks
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Ekim616
July 18th, 2006
7:48:51 AM CDT
(0)
Clerks FTW!
lowcast
July 18th, 2006
7:54:50 AM CDT
(0)
clerks blah blah blah blah blah!!!
Niloc14
July 18th, 2006
7:54:57 AM CDT
(0)
AMPERSAND POUND EIGHTY-SIX
teewsness
July 18th, 2006
8:06:00 AM CDT
(0)
37!!?!?!
suburbanlegend
July 18th, 2006
8:09:08 AM CDT
(0)
In a row?
drelvistoad
July 18th, 2006
8:12:05 AM CDT
(0)
Roffles. Can't believe its been 12 years since I first saw this movie.
TCBCR
July 18th, 2006
8:12:42 AM CDT
(0)
37?
B2k3
July 18th, 2006
8:30:45 AM CDT
(0)
Can you believe my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks? "In a row?!"
gr33nscr33n
July 18th, 2006
8:34:37 AM CDT
(-1)
It's amazing how bad that audio is, even tho it's obviously straight from the movie.
ottervomit
July 18th, 2006
8:35:22 AM CDT
(0)
Try not to suck any dicks on the way out!
setsunai
July 18th, 2006
8:42:12 AM CDT
(0)
"You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
goob
August 18th, 2008
9:22:43 AM CDT
(0)
SILENT BOB SPEAKS!
Helpery
July 18th, 2006
8:51:14 AM CDT
(0)
Well damn, I suppose he wasn't supposed to be there today. Though that did make the alternate ending better. (Eve though it got cut) Where an armed robber came in and shot Dante.
furrykef
July 18th, 2006
8:52:54 AM CDT
(0)
I love this movie.
Scottendo
July 18th, 2006
8:55:06 AM CDT
(0)
I'm not even supposed to be here today.
jtrowe
July 18th, 2006
8:57:17 AM CDT
(0)
5 for clerks
dialdfordesi
July 18th, 2006
8:59:56 AM CDT
(0)
Great movie.
guydeathmachine
July 18th, 2006
9:00:30 AM CDT
(0)
lol
UndeadPrincess
July 18th, 2006
9:05:14 AM CDT
(0)
Weird... I was just watching that movie yesterday. Heh.
NinjaGrindcore
July 18th, 2006
9:12:10 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome f*cking movie.
Sylvester
July 18th, 2006
9:26:16 AM CDT
(0)
ahhaha
ScrotalTuck
July 18th, 2006
9:33:46 AM CDT
(0)
you got any of that nice toilet paper back there?
tmatte
July 18th, 2006
9:38:16 AM CDT
(0)
Whats up sluts
Handshakes
July 18th, 2006
9:47:08 AM CDT
(0)
over-rated movie FTW!
hybrid2k
July 18th, 2006
9:52:08 AM CDT
(0)
CLERKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheBigDawg
July 18th, 2006
9:58:03 AM CDT
(-1)
That movie stunk. Here's to hoping the sequel is better.
YouWereMyBrother
July 18th, 2006
10:01:37 AM CDT
(0)
Waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
bendxn
July 18th, 2006
10:22:04 AM CDT
(0)
you know you and i have something in common. We both eat chinese
BallsDeVito
July 18th, 2006
10:30:55 AM CDT
(0)
sucks/5
nismo180sx
July 18th, 2006
10:41:52 AM CDT
(0)
pwned
vertigo
July 18th, 2006
10:42:34 AM CDT
(0)
Clerks. Made of win and Kevin Smith.
undisputed2020
July 18th, 2006
10:56:53 AM CDT
(0)
smokin' weed smokin weed
stevecore
July 18th, 2006
11:02:31 AM CDT
(0)
this movie is way too over hyped. its actually not that funny and really drawn out. clerks 2 is just going to be recycled crap from the first one. 4 just because that is basically the whole movie.
Smon
July 18th, 2006
11:11:21 AM CDT
(0)
"YOU CAN'T RENT HERE ANYMORE!" "YEAH!"
milesprowl
July 18th, 2006
12:15:25 PM CDT
(0)
snootch
ISpeakEngrish
July 18th, 2006
12:26:47 PM CDT
(0)
I thought of that one a while ago. Thanks for doing it for me, because I'm a lazy bitch.
Wheatsnack
July 18th, 2006
12:40:43 PM CDT
(0)
Wow. He's not even supposed to be there today!
DCFilms
July 18th, 2006
12:51:01 PM CDT
(0)
5ed for Clerks BERSERKER!
YourTheCoconutMan
July 18th, 2006
1:36:45 PM CDT
(0)
catch phrases!!!!!
SupaJSilver2
July 18th, 2006
1:41:15 PM CDT
(0)
what smells like shoe polish?
EdUntilImDead
July 18th, 2006
1:51:15 PM CDT
(0)
Did he just say making f*ck?
Scipio77
July 18th, 2006
1:59:40 PM CDT
(0)
Hello. What? No I don't work today, I'm playing hockey at two.
Franzbruno
July 18th, 2006
2:07:04 PM CDT
(0)
DONT TRY TO SUCK ANYMORE DICK ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT
DrWoody
July 18th, 2006
2:20:02 PM CDT
(-1)
One of the most overrated movies in history? f*ck that sh*t.
Mohrdikai
July 18th, 2006
2:20:37 PM CDT
(0)
a cardboard box?
JasonFrost
July 18th, 2006
2:40:37 PM CDT
(0)
superbe, i have to see this movie again
Acton
July 18th, 2006
2:42:20 PM CDT
(0)
would you like to suck my cock BERSERKER!!!! great ytmnd
Bakey
July 18th, 2006
3:04:42 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, awesome!
tkorn
July 18th, 2006
3:38:27 PM CDT
(0)
five because clerks rocks and it was on tv last night
kt11126
July 18th, 2006
3:45:02 PM CDT
(0)
Did he just say "making f*ck"?
marine13
July 18th, 2006
3:48:39 PM CDT
(0)
Add, the blowjob joke in there somewhere.
sAge
July 18th, 2006
3:49:47 PM CDT
(0)
37 dicks!
gir489
July 18th, 2006
3:58:51 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd.
ROFLWOFLZ
July 18th, 2006
4:08:04 PM CDT
(0)
You have just made the quickest summary of the greatest movie ever.
Steben
July 18th, 2006
4:10:40 PM CDT
(0)
you can turn off image text, y'know... anyway, 5'd
MRJ514
July 18th, 2006
4:54:00 PM CDT
(0)
July 21 bitches!!!!!
intheflesh
July 18th, 2006
7:20:13 PM CDT
(0)
he's anally raping my mother while putting sugar in my gas tank.
kev3d
July 18th, 2006
7:24:27 PM CDT
(0)
Dante, what a whiney bitch. No wonder why K.Smith is the hero of the pot smoking gonowheres.
TrippedXD
July 18th, 2006
7:32:34 PM CDT
(0)
My love for you is like a truck BERSERRRRRKEERRRRRR would you like some making f*ck BERSERKKKKERRRR
ToastiestToasty
July 18th, 2006
7:47:06 PM CDT
(0)
lol, making f*ck.
Slogan
July 18th, 2006
7:51:27 PM CDT
(0)
That shoe polish-smelling motherf*cker
sup3r-m4rio
July 18th, 2006
8:23:33 PM CDT
(0)
5
Curttehmurt
July 18th, 2006
8:31:35 PM CDT
(0)
nice timing considering the sequel comes out on friday
kujo62
July 18th, 2006
8:34:02 PM CDT
(0)
all tit-f*cking volume 8, cum buns 3, huge black cocks with pearly white cum, men alone 2: the k.y. connection, all holes filled with hard cock
swgc5
July 18th, 2006
8:39:55 PM CDT
(0)
Kevin Smith FTW!
basheron
July 18th, 2006
10:10:43 PM CDT
(0)
Considering the circumstances on how the movie was made, it was great. Cult classic. +5
Ekim616
July 19th, 2006
7:36:19 AM CDT
(0)
Hmmm...maybe you should some "Something smells like shoepolish" lines, as well as a few of Randal's slurping noises.
add2006
July 19th, 2006
4:30:20 PM CDT
(0)
One of the few greatest movies ever
Bubbathon
July 22nd, 2006
5:00:21 AM CDT
(0)
I love clerks
Drucker
July 22nd, 2006
10:17:08 AM CDT
(0)
5555555555555
shhteve
July 23rd, 2006
2:45:36 PM CDT
(0)
Good sh*t
Angelyne
July 24th, 2006
10:33:42 PM CDT
(0)
Clerks is overrated
kt11126
July 26th, 2006
7:39:14 PM CDT
(0)
^Your FACE is overrated! Oh!
Terribliz
July 31st, 2006
12:16:50 AM CDT
(0)
rofl, great movie. sounds a lot like "I've got a bad feeling about this" in Star Wars :D
Colbert21
August 1st, 2006
2:53:47 PM CDT
(0)
Greeeeat movie
graffajigg
August 2nd, 2006
8:35:43 AM CDT
(0)
great but edit out randal's throwing the food at Dante.
ChibiTell
August 5th, 2006
1:55:49 PM CDT
(0)
In a row?
SpencerGR
August 6th, 2006
1:33:40 AM CDT
(0)
&#86
BonziBuddy
August 6th, 2006
9:56:40 AM CDT
(0)
THIS MOVIE SUCKED
corytheboyd
August 20th, 2006
1:25:49 AM CDT
(0)
Clerks FTW
bombfrostings
August 31st, 2006
7:11:38 PM CDT
(0)
cool idea
FuzzyDuck
August 31st, 2006
10:43:03 PM CDT
(0)
Empire or Jedi?
tkorn
September 9th, 2006
1:53:27 AM CDT
(0)
hey, does this taste like piss and flies to you? (clerks two, but still funny)
PrussianMight
September 11th, 2006
2:38:37 PM CDT
(0)
Amazing movie.
bloodlash
September 17th, 2006
6:29:02 PM CDT
(0)
that movie was haloris it would of been better if it wasnt in black and white
stattic6
September 17th, 2006
7:56:21 PM CDT
(0)
YES YES
darkreign
December 30th, 2006
3:25:22 AM CST
(0)
Wow, the quality of these pics is far greater than my torrent copy, I need to buy the DVD version ASAP.
The-Time-Traveller
March 1st, 2007
6:16:10 PM CST
(0)
YOU SOUND LIKE AN *SSH*LE!
Virtual-Christ
April 4th, 2007
1:03:45 AM CDT
(0)
-1 because you forgot when he says it on the roof after the hockey game.
NewGifs
July 13th, 2007
11:14:28 AM CDT
(0)
lol the title makes this.