The Beautiful Child Star!
Created on: July 21st, 2006
The Beautiful Child Star!
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July 21st, 2006
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Roy4l FTW!
June 18th, 2007
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July 21st, 2006
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ROY4L GET A 5
July 21st, 2006
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Admiring, listening, and pondering.
July 21st, 2006
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i am not familiar with the type of thing i am seeing.
July 21st, 2006
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Goddamnit ROY4L rocks.
July 21st, 2006
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superbe
July 21st, 2006
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i'd make better sites too, if i only had a nickel. that's the key.
July 21st, 2006
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i dont understand most of your work, this included
July 21st, 2006
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I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of the nickel.
July 21st, 2006
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pure genius
July 21st, 2006
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I like how she bangs on the drum like a little toy soldier. Shirley Temple under glass.
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...
July 21st, 2006
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I don't think I get it.
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i agree, but thats still no reason for a 1 gayf*g
July 21st, 2006
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where the heck did you come from?
July 21st, 2006
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If you don't let her out, she'll die :'(
August 13th, 2014
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tooo late....
July 21st, 2006
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You're giving me the creeps here man. Knock the artsy sh*t off.
July 21st, 2006
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Im still taking this in
July 21st, 2006
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ROY4L
July 21st, 2006
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5 irl
July 21st, 2006
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omfg lol
July 21st, 2006
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I appreciate these less and less each time. Stop making them "weird just for the sake of weird." We get it. We get that you want to promote how you make creepy music all by yourself.
July 21st, 2006
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It's like a little learning adventure every time you make a site. A nickel from a song? http://www.shirleytempledolls.com/songs_data.php?song_title=Young%20People
July 21st, 2006
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The image made it a 4... the music bumped it up to FAV status
July 21st, 2006
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the pompous douchebaggery personified by ROY4L
July 21st, 2006
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"I'm still trying to figure out the meaning of the nickel." MacGuffin FTW.
July 21st, 2006
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creepy and stupid... sorry, I just don't like stuff that don't make sense. I come to ytmnd to see funny stuff
July 21st, 2006
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I like how people think you're a douche bag because you don't try to elicit a cheap laugh and actually put some meaning into your work.
July 21st, 2006
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Syncan has nothing on you.
July 21st, 2006
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Mixed reactions - hate / love. That's how you know you've got something.
July 21st, 2006
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July 21st, 2006
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Really, boomaga?
July 21st, 2006
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I guess I have to be high to get this...
July 21st, 2006
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ok roy4l, i'll go with your other sites but this one is just a bit TOO random, it'd be much more awsome (in my opinion) if you didn't make the sound cut in and out all the time.
July 21st, 2006
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Eh. I like it, but all of ROY4L's stuff is pretty much the same.
July 21st, 2006
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I don't really like it as much as the others.
July 21st, 2006
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I think the whole point is to be odd and look good doing it. I mean, he is part of theoddity.net. In this case he succeeds again. Very odd sh*t.
July 21st, 2006
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(I noticed a cool baby-picture effect on that site, as if it was in front of a circus mirror or behind an odd glass.)
July 21st, 2006
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Good job royal
July 21st, 2006
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pee wee says crack isn't worth it...
July 21st, 2006
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Today, Temple could easily be replaced with Lindsay Lohan in that jar...but then the point would be a lot more obvious.
July 21st, 2006
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There is something about your YTMNDs that makes them immediately recognizable as your work; a mark of distinction
July 21st, 2006
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Also notable is the way the drumbeats sync to her arm-waving
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5 for creating the most Dadaist site on ytmnd.
July 21st, 2006
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You're either a genius or insane.
July 21st, 2006
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i love how random you are
July 21st, 2006
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Would have liked to see the young froline in one of those Aztec Crystal Skulls, I'm sure you could have managed that, and I love the music especially.
July 21st, 2006
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I seriously don't know what to think of ROY4L's stuff.
July 21st, 2006
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Quoted for emphasis "Your either a genious or insane"
July 21st, 2006
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i knew it was a ROY4L before i even clicked on it. creepy stuff.
July 21st, 2006
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Wow, that got loud, fast. Ow. My ears hurt and speakers exploded.
July 21st, 2006
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ROY4L, why are you making me think? :'(
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Death to the IP tracker!
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I dare you to make a ytmnd that doesn't make top15.
July 21st, 2006
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Yeah, I'm sorry. I /do/ think these are interesting to look at. I really do, but unfortunately despite how interesting the image is to look at, I cannot say I was entertained.
July 21st, 2006
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If I ever need to make a horror movie, I know who to call for help.
July 21st, 2006
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wtf? but still, ftw.
July 21st, 2006
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5 for hurting my ears cause i was wearing headphones.
July 21st, 2006
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his sites aren't "random" you knuckleheads, i like comedy as much as the next guy but this stuff should also be appreciated
July 21st, 2006
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5 for description
July 21st, 2006
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You're insane. It's beautiful, but you're insane. It's not dada or random, like some folks think, it's just... filtered through a unique mind.
July 21st, 2006
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Sounds like Aphex Twin.
July 21st, 2006
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Why do you have to do this to me! ARRRGH!
July 21st, 2006
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To me, it's not about the meaning. I don't really care. He puts together some cool stuff that's interesting to look at. Nobody else on YTMND does that. So what if you don't "get it"? There is quality in his work, you don't have to strain to appreciate it.
July 21st, 2006
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Nice touch, but pretty poor content.
July 21st, 2006
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no, f*ck this. srsly.
July 21st, 2006
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You're a f*cking stud!
July 21st, 2006
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This is the first YTMND I have seen by ROY4L, here is what I gather from the visual symbols (and how they relate to Miss Temple): "Famous" - The sign is fading in the U, I attribute this to the concept of fame being short-lived.
July 21st, 2006
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"Pig" - This one gives me the most trouble. Miss Temple was seen as cute, and is wearing blue. I think the Red Pig may be opposing imagery to that concept of her. The Pig does have a Halo though, I believe it suggests that it is a good Pig/Child Star.
July 21st, 2006
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"Stars" - Besides the obvious, the stars are very colorful and attention grabbing, much like the hype that surrounds the class of star Miss Temple belongs to. “Heart” – Love, Sex, Passion of one sort on her left. Miss Temple and the many girls/women/females like her have always been Sex Symbols of varying degree.
July 21st, 2006
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I understand the nuance of the image itself but the musical theme seems out of place. What was the feeling that you tried to convey through the odd channel and drum effects?
July 21st, 2006
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“Nickel” – Money on the right! And Nickels were worth a lot more back then. o_O “Glass” – She’s timelessly encased in her best moment… or trapped like a bug. “Drums” – These are yet another gimmick placed on top of Miss Temple to draw more attention and create more hype.
July 21st, 2006
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…so yeah. That’s my over analysis. I really enjoyed this YTMND for many reasons. First, it let me overanalyze! Second, a great deal of work went into it!
May 6th, 2007
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Effort and thinking for the big win my friend, accurate or not.
July 21st, 2006
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It's different. I'll admit that.
July 21st, 2006
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Third, I like the way something so adored and well known is represented by symbols in such an odd and confusing manner. I can’t imagine showing this to an Adult who watched Miss Temple as a kid… this imagery is powerful enough to shatter their perceptions of a relatively important symbol.
July 21st, 2006
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Oh yeah, the music is nice too. Different phases, spliced fashion music slightly warped, some beats on a drum to match the visuals… 5/5 10/10 100% A+
July 21st, 2006
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Third, I like the way something so adored and well known is represented by symbols in such an odd and confusing manner. I can’t imagine showing this to an Adult who watched Miss Temple as a kid… this imagery is powerful enough to shatter their perceptions of a relatively important symbol.
July 21st, 2006
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I'm nubby as hell and I double posted by refreshing. Whoops, thanks for reading.
July 21st, 2006
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Wow, gorgeous visuals. Truly incredible work on that front. Merits a 5 alone for the crazy effort involved.
July 21st, 2006
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mindf*cked once again.
July 21st, 2006
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You wouldn't do so well if you didn't pace yourself but since you do...
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f*ck all you jealous-ass bitches, this is f*ggy short filmatry at its best.
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It's official-- we have Shirley Temple's soul trapped in a jar... MWAHAHA!
July 21st, 2006
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hm
July 21st, 2006
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July 21st, 2006
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Your ytmnd's "wtf effect" seems to be losing steam. And this one is just plain stupid.
May 6th, 2007
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Seems like the list of grievances against Roy4l's sites range in the "I wanted something funny, but got this", "I don't want to have to think about my entertainment so I'll call it pretenious", and "I'm too lazy to try and find a theme so it's a 'WTF' site" areas. Is what Roy4l does high art? Hell if I knew- but is it meaningless? To say that is a cop-out. Just admit you didn't understand (I don't) and move on.
July 21st, 2006
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great nwo im going to have nightmares
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"I am not familiar with the type of thing I am seeing." WHERE IS THAT QUOTE FROM?
July 22nd, 2006
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I love your style ROY4L, you should make more of these.
July 22nd, 2006
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you scare the sh*t out of me =D
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Grade-A ROY4L, and one of his best music pieces to date.
July 22nd, 2006
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i need a release date for you album ROY4L
July 22nd, 2006
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What the f*ck....
July 22nd, 2006
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how did I know this was your work before even looking at the description? :P
July 22nd, 2006
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Im sorry... heres a 5!
July 22nd, 2006
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Very artsy, I like it, I've liked all of your stuff
July 22nd, 2006
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Too similar to your other work - you need to do something different.
July 22nd, 2006
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Hail ROY4L for he is benevolent, if not cryptic. Hail.
July 22nd, 2006
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July 22nd, 2006
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa what dose this mean?
July 22nd, 2006
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you are the david lynch of ytmnd
July 22nd, 2006
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Trippy music, I like it.
July 22nd, 2006
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anonymous $4.55 lawwwwwwwwwwwlllll
July 22nd, 2006
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The artistic quality of your YTMNDs make them seem oddly out of place on a site that's main focus is comedy. Nevertheless, you have undeniable talent.
July 22nd, 2006
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This YTMND not rated by Funglebum.
July 22nd, 2006
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What the hell dude, get the hell off my site.
July 22nd, 2006
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Also, how the hell is this art, or artsy? You people make me sick. Stop thinking anything you don't understand is art, chances are it's crap. And this, this is crap. Go back to Soothing the Savage Beast as Picard, and not taking a dump and putting it in YTMND form.
July 22nd, 2006
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scary
July 22nd, 2006
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as usual, wtf
July 22nd, 2006
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Awesome, as usual.
July 22nd, 2006
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I guess it's cool art with the messages and stuff but it's about Shriley Temple and why would anyone care?
July 22nd, 2006
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I love how the retard downvoters have absolutely no sites. Anyway, as always, your work never fails to please me Royal. Good jaerb.
July 22nd, 2006
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always a pleasure.
July 22nd, 2006
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God I hate you and i hate that bitch.
July 22nd, 2006
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You're f*cking crazy man.
July 22nd, 2006
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what the hell. dont get it.
July 22nd, 2006
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i like it unlike these f*cking down voters they should all contract aids
July 22nd, 2006
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I like Royal's sites. Even his worse sites are better than 90% of the crap recycled fads out there that are frequently in the top 15. (If there's a random ytmnd, it might as well be artsy sometimes)
July 22nd, 2006
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weird.
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Oooooookay then. Now do one with Stephanie under glass/Lazytown remix.
July 22nd, 2006
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very interesting
July 22nd, 2006
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some day we will study roy4l's art in school
July 22nd, 2006
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not funny
July 22nd, 2006
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I just knew it'd be your doing before I checked.
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July 22nd, 2006
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Goddamnit ROY4L, stop making sites that twelve overly repetitive people dislike!
July 22nd, 2006
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1
July 22nd, 2006
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I like the atmospheric stuff better, but this is still pretty neat.
July 22nd, 2006
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daaaa 8esplode8
July 22nd, 2006
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Maybe I would like this if I was high or something.
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Another ROY4L site! Haven't seen one in a while. Good job again.
July 22nd, 2006
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Roy4l you make the most !@$%ed up stuff, but I love it.
July 22nd, 2006
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I knew immediately upon seeing this who made it, as you have a very unique style. But, seeing as it is neither funny nor interesting it gets a 3.
July 22nd, 2006
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And I said "That's gotta be ROY4L." *checked description* "Yeah. He creates some f*cked up sh*t."
July 22nd, 2006
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Ease up on the drugs man.
July 22nd, 2006
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One of the worst fads I've ever had the privelage of downvoting on YTMND. Anyone who thinks they're being cool by upvoting needs to realize this has been done before(THESE ARE NOT BUOYS, for example)
July 22nd, 2006
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what the f*ck is this sh*t?
July 22nd, 2006
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who this dude who made this site is really f*cked up, COME ON WTF IS THIS sh*t. ...WOW MAN LIKE YOUR PREVIOUS YTMND;S THIS sh*tS THE MOST CRYPTIC SO FAR
July 22nd, 2006
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I speak for the rest of us ytmnd;ers when i say this, pack your sites into one breifcase and get ur stuff as far away from me and my internets as possible...LOL
July 22nd, 2006
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"One of the worst fads I've ever had the privelage of downvoting on YTMND. Anyone who thinks they're being cool by upvoting needs to realize this has been done before" idiot
July 22nd, 2006
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unless you find Brian Peppers then you will be god
July 22nd, 2006
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state of mind should interview this guy too.....
July 22nd, 2006
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This is entertainment now? Come on people, this is some of the worst crap I've ever seen and I made a "THESE ARE NOT BOUYS!"
July 22nd, 2006
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crap
July 22nd, 2006
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Did you really write this music? f'real? Even if you didn't, its awesome.
July 22nd, 2006
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July 22nd, 2006
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lol at not funny
July 22nd, 2006
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Awesome. DZK should freestyle using this music.
July 22nd, 2006
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why does your music always suck? its like miles davis after phillip glass hit him with the two key piano
July 22nd, 2006
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goddamn! Shirley Temple is still alive???
July 22nd, 2006
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Original, odd. Must by ROY4L.
July 22nd, 2006
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Wo...what the hell am I looking at here?
July 22nd, 2006
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pretty f*cking twisted
July 22nd, 2006
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self important nonsense
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i just dont understand roy4l. until i do, i will continue to 5 his work.
July 22nd, 2006
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w.........t...........f?
July 22nd, 2006
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How could ANYONE consider that music?
July 22nd, 2006
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I don't get it.. and I rarely 5 popular members so good luck getting one out of me
July 22nd, 2006
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lol syncopated
July 22nd, 2006
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I enjoy all of your work
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Reflections.
July 22nd, 2006
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YTMND, your source for surrealist animated GIF art! Song sux tho.
July 22nd, 2006
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thats art...
July 22nd, 2006
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Nicely done. Well played.
July 22nd, 2006
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ftwwww
July 22nd, 2006
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This piece confuses me. Looks good tho so I 4 it.
July 22nd, 2006
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Um. How much does it cost?
July 22nd, 2006
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It's artsy. Don't get that a lot 'round these parts. 5'd.
July 22nd, 2006
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scary.
July 22nd, 2006
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The background is a work of art, I think it's wonderful.
July 22nd, 2006
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I must say, I love your surreal sites. The music is really cool.
July 22nd, 2006
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it took me a bit, but then I realized... everything in that was deliberate.. in the image atleast.. you totally lost me with the sound though, and ignore the people who dont get it.. I may be 18 but I did watch some shirley temple stuff... on and the description is quite appropriate
July 22nd, 2006
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Every site you make is amazing and distinctly yours.
July 22nd, 2006
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i love your sh*t but this iskinda meh
July 22nd, 2006
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These things are really getting old.
July 22nd, 2006
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I dunno what the f*ck this is.
July 22nd, 2006
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Depthful.
July 22nd, 2006
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ROY4L seriously, you are one of my favorite artists out there. I would purchase peices of art you created. No joke.
July 22nd, 2006
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this is pointless but took alot of effort so 4.
July 22nd, 2006
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Lame.
July 22nd, 2006
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ROY4L is a real artist.
July 22nd, 2006
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My god thats f*cking nightmare fuel!
July 22nd, 2006
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Easily your best one
July 22nd, 2006
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When you say how "pointless" roy4l's ytmnd's are, you only show your own stupidity. All of his works have hidden messages in them that mean something. So, you're either under the age of 12 or just didnt get past an elementary school level eductation.
July 22nd, 2006
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...?
July 22nd, 2006
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Why is this so amazing!!!! 5'ed for sound and image. You win sir!
July 22nd, 2006
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People attracted to Shirley Temple are creepy f*cks.
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More good things!
July 22nd, 2006
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I hate this ytmnd so damn much
July 22nd, 2006
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roy4l...originality....
July 22nd, 2006
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July 22nd, 2006
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Analysis: The Child is trapped under a Glass Cup. She is performing acts for people. The famous neon sign and pig indicate their explotation of the Child itself. The Heart and Coin indicate what is given to the child itself. Nickle meaning not alot of money at all, chump change. Heart meaning Love and adoration of the child. Basically she is a exploited child trapped and not being paid well, the "pig" is the people exploiting her for what money they can milk from her.
July 22nd, 2006
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Have my babys.
July 22nd, 2006
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I get it. It has a meaning.
July 22nd, 2006
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nice
July 22nd, 2006
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i come to YTMND to laugh not to be moved. ART f*g!
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Bit too cacophonous for me.
July 22nd, 2006
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I can't help but 5 this... but I am too stupid to understand why.
July 22nd, 2006
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probaly the most creative ytmnd to date.
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intressant
July 22nd, 2006
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Roya4l, please stop f*cking with my mind, thank you.
July 22nd, 2006
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wow, ROY4AL gtfo.
July 22nd, 2006
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WTF?
July 22nd, 2006
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That pork neon sign reminds me of that episode of Courage the Cowardly Dog where he's being chased by a pig butcher that wants to eat him. That show was trippy.
July 22nd, 2006
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i hate downvoters... but i hate roy4l more for some reason... i don't know why.
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wow... that was garbage.
July 22nd, 2006
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this honestly terrifies the bejesus out of me...like something from a horror/fps
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I'm 5ing this not only because its brilliant but also because of the people who don't understand it.
July 22nd, 2006
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why would you go out of your way to put a little girl in a jar. This is just weird and stupid
July 22nd, 2006
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i knew it was a roy4l before i opened it.
July 22nd, 2006
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This f*cking blows. Not even funny. Makes little < no sense. Go back to deviant art or some sh*t.
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For the time you put into it.
July 22nd, 2006
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of course it had to be you when I saw that site..... figures..... Still the Master of Weirdness....
July 22nd, 2006
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trippy
July 22nd, 2006
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I like the drum in your drum and bass. Interesting without being hyperactive.
July 22nd, 2006
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ok
July 22nd, 2006
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What is with you and the f'd up YTMND?
July 22nd, 2006
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@AlphaShade: You got down to a f*cking T. The NARVs and Epic YouTube Maneuverers will never get it like you do.
July 22nd, 2006
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Nicely done.
July 22nd, 2006
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More artsy sh*t please!
July 22nd, 2006
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Brian NO!
July 22nd, 2006
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I honestly don't get it at all, but I'll be fair and not 1 this.
July 22nd, 2006
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Interesting. The glass part reminds me of the SNL sketch where he wanted to keep Brocktoon in a big jar in his basement. Speaking of which, her breath should fog up the glass. Also, accurate or not, this NARV term everyone uses is really unimpressive.
July 22nd, 2006
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what
July 22nd, 2006
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Your stuff is very top-notch and unique. Keep it up!
July 22nd, 2006
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Masterfully done, Roy4l. Keep it up!
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Roy4l, you make awe out of your insanely odd sites. For this, I cannot ever downvote you.
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Also, sorry for the double vote, but people have to realise that YTMND was never set up to be a "funny" website, since people seemed to 5 funny websites more, it became the logical choice to make funny websites. However, people will have to realise that YTMND has a lot more potential than just comedy. Roy4l is a prime example of what YTMND can be used for.
July 22nd, 2006
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you make me hate ytmnd
July 22nd, 2006
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Wow, even the description adds to the intended message, which I actually caught. Not just random - it's about culture and the exploitation of children, methinks. Art-5'd
July 22nd, 2006
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Shirley Temple FTW
July 22nd, 2006
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I dont get it, yet... But goddamnit, you're clever... Nice music too.
July 22nd, 2006
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no love for the haters.
July 22nd, 2006
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You and State-of-Mind should have a baby.
July 22nd, 2006
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that kind of ytmnd scares the sh*t out of me, but they are well done
July 22nd, 2006
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"the pompous douchebaggery personified by ROY4L" QFT
July 22nd, 2006
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What stupid crap is this?
July 22nd, 2006
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I was expecting this to be about Stephanie from Lazytown. Boy was I disappointed.
July 22nd, 2006
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Temple in a glass
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!!
July 22nd, 2006
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heil roy4l
July 22nd, 2006
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Please, keep making more stupid "artsy" sites, it gives me more chances to downvote them.
July 22nd, 2006
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Also the way you write your sources makes you seem like an asshat that thinks too much of himself.
July 22nd, 2006
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This is right up there with "Willy Wonka's Acid Trip" and "Man Watches Conan Stare Into His Soul" for biggest WTF ytmnd's of all time. Artistic and creative, plus a misleading title to catch the pedos.
July 22nd, 2006
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This is cool. I dont like how you're all glorifying this guy though, he's just a nother normal person, nothing special about him
July 22nd, 2006
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needs more peppers
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