No Porn for Riker (THE quasi-original site)
Created on: July 22nd, 2006
No Porn for Riker (THE quasi-original site)
:( Poor Riker can't watch the porno. Stop whining now, Silenoz. ;)

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July 22nd, 2006
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Needs sound.
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June 10th, 2008
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F*cking Windows 98... GET BILL GATES IN HERE!!!
June 10th, 2008
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DIGG DUG DIGG
July 22nd, 2006
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Funny. 4'd
July 22nd, 2006
(2)
Fixed the sound. f*cking downvoters.
July 22nd, 2006
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Brilliant
July 22nd, 2006
(-1)
wtf penisbird. Max NEEDS to delete all these f*cking alts.
July 22nd, 2006
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Penisbird has awesome sites... WAY better than this.
July 22nd, 2006
(2)
That's about the saddest thing I've ever seen.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
lol blue screen
July 22nd, 2006
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he looks as gutted as i was when my girl asked me to give up
July 22nd, 2006
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I feel the pain
July 22nd, 2006
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LOL
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Penisbird has THE greatest YTMNDs known to man...
July 22nd, 2006
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WIN
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
his face is hilarious!
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
HAHA :(
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
five but im getting sick of these gay star trek YTMNDs.
July 22nd, 2006
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Yeah I'm getting tired of making them. This is probably gonna be my last one.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
LOL and there is nothing wrong with star trek!
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
He looks so defeated. Makes me want to give him porn.
July 22nd, 2006
(-3)
Needs a totally random NEDM at the end.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Riker as NO CLASS!!!!!
July 22nd, 2006
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OMG, so f*cking good... A+!!, WIN, Excellent!!
July 22nd, 2006
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no class, downloading porn... Riker has become a sad shell of a number one.
July 22nd, 2006
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so lovely :o)
July 22nd, 2006
(2)
He looks so lonely sitting there in the dark waiting for his porn to buffer, doesn't he?
July 22nd, 2006
(-2)
Needs Nedry. Or NEDM. Or both.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Poor riker.. all he wants is to be loved!
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
not awfuly original, the whole blue screen of death thing.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Pretty funny.
July 22nd, 2006
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I shed a tear. =(
July 22nd, 2006
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Poor Riker...He looked so excited to watch that threesome
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Awww... and he looked so happy too...
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
lol
July 22nd, 2006
(2)
I'd just use the holodeck
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
That hit a little too close to home.. I'm going to go cry now.
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owned
July 22nd, 2006
(2)
"not awfuly original, the whole blue screen of death thing." I'd use an actual Star Trek error display if I could FIND ONE...
July 22nd, 2006
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i had to scroll wayyyy down to see the image... you should tile this so the text doesnt force the image down, or jus tlose the text. also, any other 'sad' music that can be used besides music used on YTMND a zillion times?
July 22nd, 2006
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also, i dont know why gimmick downvoters like penisbird even happen, tehy're just going to get all their votes erased EVENTUALLY, they're just wasting their time.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
awesome
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
lol nice
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Ahhhh...
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Measure of a Man FTW
(2)
5 for gimp, i can only make sh*tty animations with it...
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
LOL
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
My laptop does the same thing.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Win!
July 22nd, 2006
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Rofloes
July 22nd, 2006
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This is awesome!! One of the best "TNG 404" YTMND's yet. Although, the computer you can see behind him (even after the crash) is still on. I think it would be a good touch if that computer was blue, too, lol
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http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3 i find that music more effective..
July 22nd, 2006
(-3)
1 to even out, nice ytmnd, but gtfo of my top rated
July 22nd, 2006
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The saddest thing since Grave of the Fireflies ... :( Poor Riker...
July 22nd, 2006
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i agree with guydeathmachine - change to http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/3/4/0341f328e2609d850556d70466228cf2.mp3 for the 5.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
pretty good
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
great ytmnd
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
The look on his face is priceless!
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Infinite 5'd for the best use of the Hulk music yet.
July 22nd, 2006
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he deserves it...
(0)
loved it
(0)
Star Trek + funny = 5
July 22nd, 2006
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poor will :(
July 22nd, 2006
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Lmfao.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
perfect
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
So sad..... :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
;)
July 22nd, 2006
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that just makes him sad =(
(-2)
startrek is gay
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
:(
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
HAHAHA! 5!
July 22nd, 2006
(-1)
Why the hell isn't it showing up?
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Me likee pron.
(0)
omg so sad
(0)
I am truly sadden. good music and good editing. 5 for u
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
BSOD on the Enterprise = awesome fad.
July 22nd, 2006
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is the image origin from RIKER ENJOYS A YTMND?
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
I feel Riker's pain :(
July 22nd, 2006
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lol
July 22nd, 2006
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"is the image origin from RIKER ENJOYS A YTMND?" No, that ytmnd uses a noticably lower framerate.
July 22nd, 2006
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5'd for sad
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
OK, you win, you topped mine.
July 22nd, 2006
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im not even kidding... that is probably one of the saddest things ive ever seen :(
July 22nd, 2006
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July 22nd, 2006
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silenoz, hey man! Your ytmnd inspired this one. :D
July 22nd, 2006
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haha his expression after the windows error is funny as sh*t
July 22nd, 2006
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I really lol'ed
July 22nd, 2006
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see! that's why he has to go looking at dudes' wangs in the bathroom.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
good jesus what a rating
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
OMG, hilarity. AND such seamless editing, too!
July 22nd, 2006
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Oh man, he looks destroyed inside.
July 22nd, 2006
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still no class
July 22nd, 2006
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NS
July 22nd, 2006
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keke zerg rush
July 22nd, 2006
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lawl
July 22nd, 2006
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1 for star trek, 1 for threesome, -3 for using gimp (poor image quality)
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Poor Riker.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
great
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Why would Riker need porn considering the amount of pussy he gets?
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
D:
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
He still has no class, I see.
July 22nd, 2006
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4.59, wow, thats pretty high.
July 22nd, 2006
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Roffle. You win!
July 22nd, 2006
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excellent
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
this is sad
(0)
Well done, good sir!
July 22nd, 2006
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lalo
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Looks like something that would happen to me.
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
penisbird should be banned. he's just someone's 1'ing account. 84 votes 1.29 average
July 22nd, 2006
(0)
Guess he used up all his holodeck credits. Sad face at the end is priceless.
July 22nd, 2006
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5 for the look of glee on his face.
July 22nd, 2006
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Soundtrack is perfect! 5
July 23rd, 2006
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magnificant
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
you win at ytmnd. Brilliant.
July 23rd, 2006
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"-3 for using gimp (poor image quality)" This is a totally moronic statement. I doubt you know much of anything on the subject.
July 23rd, 2006
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OMG SO GOOD
July 23rd, 2006
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OMG HILARIOUS
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
Haha, awesome! :D
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
FAV'd!
July 23rd, 2006
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he can't watch it :-(
July 23rd, 2006
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The smile on his face makes it perfect.
July 23rd, 2006
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Well emoted by Riker...
July 23rd, 2006
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Riker still has no class. But at least he learned his lesson this time around.
(0)
Awesome
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
No class indeed.
July 23rd, 2006
(0)
;(
July 23rd, 2006
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Hahahaha, I love that source image.
July 23rd, 2006
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T_T
July 24th, 2006
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This has happened to me more than once.
July 24th, 2006
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:'(
July 24th, 2006
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Man. That's rough.
July 24th, 2006
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This would be better if you put in a clip of him being enraged after the BSOD (instead of the sad look which doesn't seem to fit).
July 24th, 2006
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This happy Riker/sad Riker fad is hillarious.
July 24th, 2006
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the incredible hulk LOLOLOLOLOL
July 25th, 2006
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You know this is really f*cking funny.
July 25th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
July 25th, 2006
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The Blue Screen of Sadness.
July 25th, 2006
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superbe
July 25th, 2006
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star trek = 5
July 25th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 26th, 2006
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God damn downvoter. At time of this post, you have 187 downvotes (1 star) and 4, count 'em 4, 5 star votes. And that's it. No other votes whatsoever. You're a f*cking douche.
July 26th, 2006
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It's funny. A four will do.
July 27th, 2006
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lol good
July 27th, 2006
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The goofy smile gets me a 5
July 27th, 2006
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SO SAD! /counterdownvote
July 27th, 2006
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I LOL'D SO FAR AWAY
July 27th, 2006
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Riker needs more boobs, also viginas
July 27th, 2006
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Instafive'd for using the GIMP
July 27th, 2006
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Hahahaha I love these TNG YTMDs
July 27th, 2006
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brilliant
(0)
NOOO he has to go against data
July 28th, 2006
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I feel his pain.
July 30th, 2006
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I don't know if I've ever been so happy before in my life.
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BSoD'd
August 1st, 2006
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Hahahaha
August 2nd, 2006
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It was great!
August 4th, 2006
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:'(
August 7th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 7th, 2006
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Ew, they still have that buffering crap then...
August 9th, 2006
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NO PRON FOR YOU! COME BACK 1 RESTART!!!!
August 14th, 2006
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You got some balls to call this original when mine was first.
August 14th, 2006
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This sound goes well with the site. =) KERRY: The United Nations, Kofi Annan offered help after Baghdad fell. And we never picked him up on that and did what was necessary to transfer authority and to transfer reconstruction. It was always American-run. Secondly, when we went in, there were three countries: Great Britain, Australia and the United States. That's not a grand coalition. We can do better. LEHRER: Thirty seconds, Mr. President. BUSH: Well, actually, he forgot Poland.
August 14th, 2006
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silenoz... did I rip your image? Did I steal your concept? NO. This is the original from which a bunch of other people ripped the gif and concept. Yours is totally different, and did not spawn a bunch of copy sites. What's the problem?
August 14th, 2006
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...if you can come up with a better short descriptive tag to say that this was the site that actually spawned a buncha copies, I'm all for it. In summary: NOT your image, NOT your sound, NOT your concept. The only thing our sites have in common is Riker at a terminal.
August 18th, 2006
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what episode
August 21st, 2006
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TNG 2x09 - The Measure of a Man
August 23rd, 2006
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OMFG, u officially win sir!!!!111!!
August 27th, 2006
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Actually what our sites have in common is it's the exact same scene. Just because you downloaded the episode again and used different frames to make the same joke doesnt mean it's original. You stole my funny. :(
August 27th, 2006
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Anyway I'm not saying I have beef with you, just that it is kind of a sham to call this site original.
August 29th, 2006
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i cryed. that is so sad.
August 31st, 2006
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Milked. "Can't watch this!"
August 31st, 2006
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Okay silenoz. I've decide to meet you halfway. Good enough? Also thanks everyone for the nice comments.
September 1st, 2006
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Clean.
September 4th, 2006
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nice
September 9th, 2006
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Blue screen of death! Get rid of the frowny face or tile the image because it's getting in the way.
September 9th, 2006
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Occasionally getting in the way rather.
September 10th, 2006
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I lol'd.
September 12th, 2006
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5: f*cking hilarious! riker's expressions + music = perfect. you rule!
September 25th, 2006
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Make it so, for the poor guy. :(
September 25th, 2006
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September 26th, 2006
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i feel his pain i go though that expeirence every wednesday night.......=(
September 28th, 2006
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I Loved your sitehttp://rikercantwatchit.ytmnd.com5'ed
October 2nd, 2006
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October 3rd, 2006
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It is green.
October 5th, 2006
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Not on my watch!
October 6th, 2006
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Nice.
November 17th, 2006
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It's a shame, Riker.
November 23rd, 2006
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Hahaha
November 29th, 2006
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6
November 29th, 2006
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what the hell? the sad face is blocking the image now
December 6th, 2006
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that sucks needs more sad though
December 9th, 2006
(1)
needs hentai
February 12th, 2007
(-1)
put the smiley on a different line so you can see the whole picture, f*cking fail otherwise
June 10th, 2008
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top 15: i thought this had to be old
June 10th, 2008
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another thing thats old is my title for the top viewed
June 10th, 2008
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llawwwlll
June 10th, 2008
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We've all been there.
December 12th, 2009
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Riker is denied
April 20th, 2010
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Many porn addicts have to face the same thing today: Windows Vista.