telemarketer METAL REMIX!
Created on: July 24th, 2006
telemarketer METAL REMIX!
crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com + 2 songs by Vince LuPone --> www.vincelupone.com/mp3.html ... also thanks to lancelot for the transcription at --> teletranscript.ytmnd.com

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July 24th, 2006
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July 24th, 2006
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omg u are hilarious guy
July 24th, 2006
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hahah
July 24th, 2006
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You are a life destroyer! *head bangs*
July 24th, 2006
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Metal 4ever
July 24th, 2006
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Wow... that was fantastic!
July 24th, 2006
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you are a murderer
July 24th, 2006
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i like it.
July 24th, 2006
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ROCK!
July 24th, 2006
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it's pretty awesome
July 24th, 2006
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This is going on my i pod.
July 24th, 2006
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Hardcore.
July 24th, 2006
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8 minutes long but worth a listen!
July 24th, 2006
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lawl.
July 24th, 2006
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^^ 4 minutes 44 seconds, and thanks :)
July 24th, 2006
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MOSH!!!
July 24th, 2006
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I wet my pants. Then I put on a new pair and wet those too.
July 24th, 2006
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Awesome stuff... you should try to warp her voice so it sounds more metallic and less phonecrazy. XD
July 24th, 2006
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haha this is great
July 24th, 2006
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You know, she sounds an awful lot like Wesley Willis when arranged this way.
July 24th, 2006
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http://educatedrappaeasye.ytmnd.com/ for reference.
July 24th, 2006
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haha
July 24th, 2006
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haha, good work. She soudns like a metal-rapper
July 24th, 2006
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loved it
July 24th, 2006
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If this doesn't get on the next YTMND cd, Fyrestorm will need a good kick in the balls
July 24th, 2006
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lol, this seriously rocks.
July 24th, 2006
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Wow. Amazing.
July 24th, 2006
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haha what
July 24th, 2006
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I wish that someday, somewhere, the crazy lady hears this song. Then posts a YTMND about it and everyone will think its fake!
July 24th, 2006
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alright, but not nearly as good as the cloudsong metal remix
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AWESOMES!!! You should alter her voice to make it more "metallic" or deeper.
July 24th, 2006
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lol, comment
July 24th, 2006
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Good ideas, but I don't think it works very well. A lot of parts are sort of just sections of the speech played over the music, without much rhythm... I don't know if this whole metal remix thing really can work, given the lady's delivery. I think that's why most of us do the rap/techno mixes. Or just the totally nonsensical ones that aren't even supposed to sound good at all.
July 24th, 2006
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Good idea but doesn't work out very well.
July 24th, 2006
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rofl
July 24th, 2006
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^ this is my first metal remix, I thought her screaming was just begging to be in a metal song. I'll admit that the rhythms aren't perfect, and the sound quality of the telemarketer is crap, but when I put it to the metal instrumental it made me laugh so I finished it. Love your sites, don't love your stars for this site. :(
July 24th, 2006
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Hey, it's nothing personal or anything... I just don't think this turned out too well. The screams have metal potential, but I don't think the rest really does. Not that it's supposed to sound like a professional song, but the humor in these things usually comes from how you could ALMOST picture it as a real song... and I think this one is too far away.
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haterhurterlifedestroyer
July 24th, 2006
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HAHA LMAO
July 24th, 2006
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Did you guys know that ebaumsworld has the telemarketer call on its website?? What crap is that?
July 25th, 2006
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this could have been way more metal.
July 25th, 2006
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Put that sh*t in the bargain bin..
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i keep downvoting this and yet it keeps showing up as me not having voted... what gives??
July 25th, 2006
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YOU SON OF A MOTHER f*ckER! also, lol headbang
July 25th, 2006
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Delicious.
July 25th, 2006
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Stop calling this sh*t metal. Iron Maiden is metal. You are NOT.
July 25th, 2006
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Sorry but it kinda dissapointed me..
July 25th, 2006
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I am in awe. I WILL blast this in my car. Awesome job mixing.
July 25th, 2006
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Gammaray is super gay. Metal is sh*t, this YTMND still wins, however.
July 25th, 2006
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I was expecting that ...
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awesome, great job on everything
July 25th, 2006
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Hardcore man. f*cking Hardcore!
July 25th, 2006
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5'd and fave'd i currently am an emt and no body has died because of telemarketers calling me
July 25th, 2006
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LOL. 5.
July 25th, 2006
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haha nice work
July 25th, 2006
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ROCK ON!
July 25th, 2006
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"We cannot win"?? What does that mean?
July 25th, 2006
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lmao 5!
July 25th, 2006
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very sexy aak.
July 25th, 2006
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I salute you.
July 25th, 2006
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\m/ \m/
July 25th, 2006
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WE CANNNOT WIN
July 25th, 2006
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I was expecting some good sound editing, all I got was the original cut up and layed over some crappy metal. 1'd.
July 25th, 2006
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5 for metal
July 25th, 2006
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Anyone ever notice? She only knows 3 people who have died....i swear i know a ton...
July 25th, 2006
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Those would actually make excellent industrial samplings
July 25th, 2006
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Not metal?! Sure it is. Shades of Suicidal Tendencies.
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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thanks for the comments... after sleeping on it, when I listened to the song just now I can hear the rhythms with the vocal. When I made it, I cut up each phrase and placed them where they sounded good, even timeshifting a few. There are some that are a bit off, especially in the first verse which is probably all that the downvoters listened to anyway. So to you tools, I say YOU ARE RAPISTS!!!! YOU ARE MURDERERS!!!!!!!!!!! ... Also, AUDIT!!!
July 25th, 2006
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Nice idea. I'd say play with her voice a bit to make it deeper to sound like she's screaming like a metal singer. I'll check back on this one. XD
July 25th, 2006
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People die because my answering machine is full.
July 25th, 2006
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METAL!!!!!!
July 25th, 2006
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I anxiously await the LP
July 25th, 2006
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It's easy enough for anyone to chop up the original telemarketer mp3, but I put my cuts on rapidshare. Crazy lady only, no telemarketer dude. No eq. 145 mono wavs @ 44.1 kHz, should work well with any program ---> http://rapidshare.de/files/26986427/crazytelemarketer.zip.html
July 25th, 2006
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every breath
July 25th, 2006
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If I could get a better version of this I'd burn it on CD and play it in the car. *MAde this on my birthday, woot!
July 25th, 2006
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I love it :D
July 25th, 2006
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Brilliant!
July 25th, 2006
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i have a girlfriend who was gang-raped and it wasnt as bad as this.
July 25th, 2006
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That dumb bitch is famous now!
July 25th, 2006
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5 for being awesome. but i would have used something heavier and made the music louder in comparison.
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made of win
July 25th, 2006
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5d for the effort
July 25th, 2006
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5'd to counter downvoters.
July 25th, 2006
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lol, crazy lady.
July 25th, 2006
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haha
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good lord you're philistine... with people like you its no wonder we don't bother curing cancer...
July 25th, 2006
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5ved for METAL LADY
July 25th, 2006
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d00d this pwns.... Awesome... You pwn.
July 25th, 2006
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i never had to turn it off, never got boring!
July 25th, 2006
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I knew this was coming.
July 25th, 2006
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hahaha win
July 26th, 2006
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These are awesome lyrics. If I ever see this lady, I'm throwin' up the devil horns.
July 27th, 2006
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you are worse than anything we are fighting in iraq! ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ooooooooooo
July 30th, 2006
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What did you mix this with?
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Hey, awesome. Unfortunately that transcript isn't there anymore. So... we get a man not found.
August 14th, 2006
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this is beast.
August 17th, 2006
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAASAH!!!
August 23rd, 2006
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It gets really good at 2 minutes in! lmao
August 30th, 2006
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
September 6th, 2006
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ROCK ON!!
October 24th, 2006
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HOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
November 17th, 2006
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Could only have been better if there were a couple measures of music, maybe a chorus, where the music gets heavier and she just starts screaming. Come on man, it's metal and you didn't use any of that large selection of screaming sounds :P
January 1st, 2007
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super hot!
February 15th, 2007
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WE CANNOT WIN!!! But you sure can, you sick SOB. You ruin lives, you ruin homes, but this site rapes. I love you!