Shame on Picard
Created on: July 25th, 2006
Shame on Picard
Picard doing his late night duty. What better to go with his tea?!

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July 25th, 2006
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Brilliant. I love how she counts the number of breasts she has. lol
July 25th, 2006
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what the helllll lol
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holy crap
July 25th, 2006
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I'd 5 this they put someone's dad walking in as he's shutting off the computer
July 25th, 2006
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Brilliant!
July 25th, 2006
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Let's get it ON
July 25th, 2006
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Nice.
July 25th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 25th, 2006
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:F
July 25th, 2006
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why did he turn it off when sh*t was getting interesting!?
July 25th, 2006
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maximinimus, you suck. that's a douche move.
July 25th, 2006
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Hahaha 5'd
July 25th, 2006
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Is anyone else confused as to why Ginsain has two of these sites?
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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need link to video plz :D
July 25th, 2006
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You have won teh internets for now.....
July 25th, 2006
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Great, only way to improve it would be for him to suddenly go NO!! the LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE when she's about to take her bra off.
July 25th, 2006
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Where's the shoe on the head? Oh well. Five stars for Picard, as always.
July 25th, 2006
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now thats how its done.
July 25th, 2006
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OMG IT'S STAR TREK!!! I'M A f*gGOT WHO WATCHES IT!!! 5'D!!!
July 25th, 2006
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"two."
July 25th, 2006
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shame on you, another dull ytmnd
July 25th, 2006
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you win xD
July 25th, 2006
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this is so funny, you win!!!!!!!!!!!
July 25th, 2006
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lol'd
July 25th, 2006
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LAWL
July 25th, 2006
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3, make a NWS version
July 25th, 2006
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T3h w1nn4r! Oh, I need to see the naughty version too.
July 25th, 2006
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I love how Jean-Luc just ends it before it gets nekkid and rated-R. It shows that he maintains some class.
July 25th, 2006
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TWO
July 25th, 2006
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AHAHAHHAHAHA
July 25th, 2006
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
July 25th, 2006
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fantastic and highly original. also, more nudity.
July 25th, 2006
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make it nws again. for me? please?
July 25th, 2006
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NSFW = ME SH00TING D00DZZ!!! 8=======D~~~~~~~~~~
July 25th, 2006
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so incredible.
July 25th, 2006
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WIN
July 25th, 2006
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It's still going to get NWS...where's the non-"ws" version at?
July 25th, 2006
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the two sequence is what I fived this for. Quality is awesome, even if I only chucked and not lolled...
July 25th, 2006
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finally, a suitable top 5 ytmnd
July 25th, 2006
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awesome!!! picard!!
July 25th, 2006
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Couldn't finish watching, eh?
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Where's the NWS version?
July 25th, 2006
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5 Stars! Sweet. This is a new FAD!
July 25th, 2006
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To add it would be better if Riker walked in on him or something hehe.
July 25th, 2006
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Lol k?
July 25th, 2006
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I'm gonna be ticked off as soon as theres a NWS version.
July 25th, 2006
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I hope the NWS version is gonna be awesome cuz i missed the unedited one :( . Btw i like my tea iced with my porn ^_^. Good Work!!!
July 25th, 2006
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this is f*cking amazing, very creative and works perfectly.
July 25th, 2006
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this is the top rated ytmnd? not any more
July 25th, 2006
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That was awesome.
July 25th, 2006
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Sweet. :p
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Hands down the best ytmnd to have ever surfaced.
July 25th, 2006
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I can't believe no one has commented a link to more vids & images yet.
July 25th, 2006
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"I love how Jean-Luc just ends it before it gets nekkid and rated-R. It shows that he maintains some class." lol...
July 25th, 2006
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5 but the other version was better
July 25th, 2006
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Oh man this is so well done, lol
July 25th, 2006
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Bound to be a classic.
July 25th, 2006
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NWS version! NEW VERSION NAO!
July 25th, 2006
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Truly awesome YTMND. Though I'd rather have Troi.
July 25th, 2006
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Crazy ray you are f*cking retarded. NWS is Not work safe. "non-'ws'" is NWS. You f*cking douchebag.
July 25th, 2006
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Five! Phenomenal editing job.
July 25th, 2006
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Awesome idea, proper execution.
July 25th, 2006
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picard wins for camwhore rejection
July 25th, 2006
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HOLY f*ck! NICE FAVED!
July 25th, 2006
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Btw, where can I find more of that video of Miranda? =)
July 25th, 2006
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Sorry, I mean Marinda.
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holy hell, this is gold
July 25th, 2006
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I'm glad you made those cuts. Like I said in my previous comment, it's typical Picard classiness. The only thing I would have done different is to reuse that first shot of him looking at the veiwer , where we only see the back of the viewer.... and then another reaction shot..... and then have him retract the screen---- that gives the impression of your original GIF... the action is continuing, only we cant see the filth. As you have it now, he's cutting off the action, which wasn't your original intention.
July 25th, 2006
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The cup of tea made this a 5. I am British, by the way.
July 25th, 2006
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July 25th, 2006
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Hells yeah.
July 25th, 2006
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perfect.
July 25th, 2006
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awesome
July 25th, 2006
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Jean-Luc is the man now, dog!
July 25th, 2006
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Wow, this is absolutely amazingly well done. I actually laughed at this one (and now my coworkers think I'm insane, whee). I love the editing, and when he mouths 2.. just omg lol
July 25th, 2006
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hahaha oh god, the facial expressions... the nuances... this could not be more perfect. Amazing job.
July 25th, 2006
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win
July 25th, 2006
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Great synch! I got a semi boner watchin it! 5 for boner
July 25th, 2006
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the best Picard yet!
July 25th, 2006
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I like it better WS adding to fav
July 25th, 2006
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This really a quality submission. Not only funny, but really well done.
July 26th, 2006
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TOO EPIC TO HANDLE
July 26th, 2006
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Can't hwlp but think this video has been somewhere else before. Where'd you get it? P.S.-Great job
July 26th, 2006
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brilliant, nice job on the gif
July 26th, 2006
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too bad the man's gay :(
July 26th, 2006
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I was waiting for a punchline.
July 26th, 2006
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Ohhhhh, Lordy me......
July 26th, 2006
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this would be perfect if she took off her bra and NEDM popped out
July 26th, 2006
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That girl is crap. The editing was good though.
July 26th, 2006
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Haha, nicely done! And I gotta give you props for creating a long gif that doesn't lag on my celeron! GOOD JOB!
July 26th, 2006
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*sips tea*
July 26th, 2006
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5'd, outright
July 26th, 2006
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f*ck you about those who bitch about nsfw.
July 26th, 2006
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what you should have made the first time
July 26th, 2006
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The "two" line is the best, but the ending is too weird. At least the NSFW version would make more sense.
July 26th, 2006
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3 for no NEDM
July 26th, 2006
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WHERE IS YOUR CLASS NOW???
July 26th, 2006
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picard loves his filth. yep, i want chicken.
July 26th, 2006
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FTW
July 26th, 2006
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Bring back the f*cking original. *ss please.
July 26th, 2006
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YES PLEASE
July 26th, 2006
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f*cking great
July 26th, 2006
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instant 5'd. "two?" LOL!!!
July 26th, 2006
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son of a cockstain. that sh*t was marvelous bitch!
July 26th, 2006
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Big Money. Big Prizes. I LOVE IT! | This YTMND needs a whole other section for it to go into. "
July 26th, 2006
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yes.
July 26th, 2006
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5/5... I LOLed
July 26th, 2006
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glorious
July 26th, 2006
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Epic
July 26th, 2006
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good for picard lol
July 26th, 2006
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LOL Thats awesome!
July 26th, 2006
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I came, I saw, I came.
July 26th, 2006
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Omg genius.
July 26th, 2006
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oh god this is so perfect, picard's face lmao!
July 26th, 2006
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Picard is handsome.
July 26th, 2006
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Thats classic!
July 26th, 2006
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Warp factor Jailbait.
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OMFG YOU ARE THE WINNAR
July 26th, 2006
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WTF? You shortened it! -1 star sir! For shame!
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heh...
July 26th, 2006
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Just begging for an NEDM site.
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you should edit out the part where the lcd goes down.. just have her take the top off, then he sips some tea and watches ^_^
July 26th, 2006
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great imaging and amazing plot line, it's like a full length movie about picard!
July 26th, 2006
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Whut ze fawk?
July 26th, 2006
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You win!
July 26th, 2006
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"Just begging for an NEDM site." EXACTLY. When she takes her top off... Boobs should be covered with 2 Happy Cats. XD
July 26th, 2006
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In terms of star trek character looking at a screen, you just beat Riker.
July 26th, 2006
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Amazement.
July 26th, 2006
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5, where is the NWS?
July 26th, 2006
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Awesome... Simply awesome.
July 26th, 2006
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wow, cant believe it just turned nws
July 26th, 2006
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WS!
July 26th, 2006
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ws!
July 26th, 2006
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wow you can merge two clips together!
July 26th, 2006
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NWS? WTF? Work Safe'd also upvote.
July 26th, 2006
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Picard, you raunchy bloke!
July 26th, 2006
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NWS? Bullsh*t. There's obviously a mod who is predjudiced against Star Trek Sites. Appeal to Max.
July 26th, 2006
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ws version is nws? wtf! now I literally can't watch it right now I'm at work and ytmnsfw is blocked goddammit
July 26th, 2006
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That was amazing. Where is the NSFW one? Pleeeease?
July 26th, 2006
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"NWS? Bullsh*t. There's obviously a mod who is predjudiced against Star Trek Sites. Appeal to Max." yeah I dont know who or why they keep doing that... Ill email Max and see what he says.
July 26th, 2006
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It's probably Adverb. He has broader definitions of "NSFW" and "stolen", and NWS's a site if it's either.
July 26th, 2006
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epic epileptic.
July 26th, 2006
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HAHA best one ive seen all month. 5'd
July 26th, 2006
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I like how he puts it away JUST before the nudity. you're a greater man then i, picard.
July 26th, 2006
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make a nws version, lol
July 26th, 2006
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hahaha awww man i loved that
July 26th, 2006
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nice work, what was with the ninja kick though?
July 26th, 2006
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he turned it off before the titties came out! shame on picard indeed. those webcam sites arent cheap you know, there are horny kids in africa that would be grateful to see some webcam titties, meanwhile wasteful bastards like picard are paying for porn and not even waiting long enough for the titties!
July 26th, 2006
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no shame there. he turned it off before the 17 year old titties were on the screen.
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You lose a star until you make a copy of the original. Pulling part of a YTMND due to pressure of being NSFW isn't a very good reason.
July 26th, 2006
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5'ed.
July 26th, 2006
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cool site, and who cares what people say about not wanting a nsfw version, there are tons out there who want to see the original, or at least tell us where we can find it
July 26th, 2006
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fantastic!
July 26th, 2006
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i love the face he makes when she puts her foot up.
July 26th, 2006
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DON'T TEMPT ME, FRODO!
July 26th, 2006
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Put together quite nicely. And lets the imagination do its thing. 5/5 Damn good YtMND!
July 26th, 2006
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good job, please post a link to the uncensored video of girl though :D
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why did picard look so upset at the end?
July 26th, 2006
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the ending took the cake
July 26th, 2006
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KEKEKE YOU GIEV LINK TO US
July 26th, 2006
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great concept, chick was fugly.
July 26th, 2006
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good, but didn't make me laugh.
July 26th, 2006
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I still don't think this should be tied for number 1
July 26th, 2006
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-1 for no boobies. Other than that, it was a very creative idea. Good job.
July 26th, 2006
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hahaha... you should have the NEDM cat over her boobs or something, that would be really irritating... but I would find it ufnny.
July 26th, 2006
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Upload the full video already >_
July 26th, 2006
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awesome
July 26th, 2006
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where can i find the nsfw version?
July 26th, 2006
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wheres the nsfw version?
July 26th, 2006
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captain jean luc picard needs to realiz that the internet is a series of tubes, and i was trying to send him an internet last night and it didn't go through--lol--ted stevens
July 26th, 2006
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changing facial expressions ftw, and where can i find more of who this miranda is? curiousity sparked
July 26th, 2006
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Why make it WS when no-one on YTMND works?
July 26th, 2006
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lol the internet
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:goodone:
July 26th, 2006
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oh my god... ahahah
July 26th, 2006
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Anyone who 1 starred it because the porn scenes are cut out, you clearly are missing the point, and you shouldnn't have voted. This is classic.
July 26th, 2006
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This is what a good YTMND is all about. Too bad it will likely wind up as a fad.
July 26th, 2006
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that was priceless.
July 26th, 2006
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Ahahaha, that's pretty much when I do when unexpected porn comes up. 5.
July 26th, 2006
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Well done
July 26th, 2006
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weres the funny?
July 26th, 2006
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PICARD NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
July 26th, 2006
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haha theres nothing sexier than a bra that unhooks form the front
July 26th, 2006
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*shakes computer* WHERE ARE THE BOOBIES!!!! ~Robot Chicken
July 26th, 2006
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Forgot the Rating ! =P
July 26th, 2006
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July 26th, 2006
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guys Not work safe means..NOT SAFE FOR WORK... it doesnt mean porn, or foul language, it means if ur watching this at work and get caught u will probably get in trouble
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It is green.
July 26th, 2006
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LOLOLOL MOAR
July 26th, 2006
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This ytmnd has made my day.
July 26th, 2006
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LOL that was awesome
July 26th, 2006
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ONE OF THE BEST YTMND'S EVAR!!!!
July 26th, 2006
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Heh heh heh...
July 26th, 2006
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"two" fap fap fap fap
July 26th, 2006
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oh this rocks
July 26th, 2006
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Picard is a sly bachelor
July 26th, 2006
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Still no nsfw version. So you earn a 4. :'(
July 26th, 2006
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who the hell is marinda???
July 26th, 2006
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OMG YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luv it wen he says two
July 26th, 2006
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Still no nsfw version. So you earn a 4. :'(
July 26th, 2006
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Just post a link to the f*cking video niggggerrrrrzzzzz
July 26th, 2006
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horny bastard
July 26th, 2006
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where is this video
July 26th, 2006
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What is she from?
July 26th, 2006
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Picard likes it when their clothes fall off. I love how he sipped his tea at the end instead of a smoke... that's so Picard :)
July 26th, 2006
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Please make a NSFW version ASAP, i liked it much better.
July 26th, 2006
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He has some class!
July 26th, 2006
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Only if Picard had a button to retract his boner
July 26th, 2006
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Come on man, where can I find the beautiful Marinda on the internets?
July 26th, 2006
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if this is the ws version where is the nsfw version?
July 26th, 2006
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Brilliant!
July 26th, 2006
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Mind over impulse. Now thats a captain, discipline and wisdom... :D
July 26th, 2006
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Man... that was one of the worst strip shows I ever seen. 5ved, though. Bout damn time someone made a quality, original ytmnd.
July 26th, 2006
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WORD!
July 26th, 2006
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total winnar. 5'd
July 26th, 2006
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I would consider this NSFW. Nudity or not, I know I would want my boss to walk in see a girl in the process of stripping.
July 26th, 2006
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I thought widescreen when I read WS. I'm such a geek! BTW, I've seen this whole video. There's a guy sitting behind her not even paying attention!
July 26th, 2006
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July 26th, 2006
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rofl. Picard is such a perv. Additional proof: http://picardriker.ytmnsfw.com
July 26th, 2006
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so good
July 26th, 2006
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Though in the end he did seem bored with her...
July 26th, 2006
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Great song, but even more so important, great facial expressions by Picard.
July 26th, 2006
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HOW ABOUT YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY DO WORK AT WORK INSTEAD OF SURFING FOR INAPPROPIATE sh*t WHEN YOUR BOSS IS LOOKING
July 26th, 2006
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just had to make a WS version dintcha?
July 26th, 2006
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im reasonably sure this is the best ytmnd ever.
July 26th, 2006
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Having "fap" as a keyword, lol :D
July 26th, 2006
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It's good, good effort, Picard has funny expressions, but...it just didn't seem 5 worthy to me. Don't know what could make it better...just wasn't funny...
July 26th, 2006
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"HOW ABOUT YOU IDIOTS ACTUALLY DO WORK AT WORK INSTEAD OF SURFING FOR INAPPROPIATE sh*t WHEN YOUR BOSS IS LOOKING" hahahahhaha It's sad how ytmnd is turning into 4chan though. f*ck that. Keep the tiny gif porn over there.
July 26th, 2006
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Brilliant. The tea at the end makes it.
July 26th, 2006
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Lmao, this is gold. Pure gold. This is why I come to YTMND.
July 26th, 2006
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It's good.
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I like how as soon as she shows her tits he hides the screen like "i'm done with you". Perfect.
July 27th, 2006
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http://shampicard2-preview.ytmnd.com/
July 27th, 2006
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July 27th, 2006
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You are the wind beneath my wings.
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ITS A TRAP!
July 27th, 2006
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omfg needs a shoe on head!!!! lol!1
July 27th, 2006
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WIN
July 27th, 2006
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ahhahaha WIN 5+fav'd
July 27th, 2006
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need... nws... version... PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 27th, 2006
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That's just evil
July 27th, 2006
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XD
July 27th, 2006
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picard you old coot
July 27th, 2006
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Picard's facial expressions are perfect.
July 27th, 2006
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Better than the scientology sh*t on #1...
July 27th, 2006
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Easily 5'd...best Picard YTMND in ages. "Computer, tea, Earl Grey....HOTTTTTTTT"
July 27th, 2006
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Aw, wtf. You closed it as it got good. Lame picard! XD
July 27th, 2006
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What you people dont know that this is actually a lost Star Trek Episode !! its undedited though as shes meant to be a Dancing Orian Dancing girl !
July 27th, 2006
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woo marvin gay!!
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Heh... tea.
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