Shame on Picard
Created on: July 25th, 2006
Shame on Picard
Picard doing his late night duty. What better to go with his tea?!

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July 25th, 2006
(2)
yayy new YTMND that didnt suck!
June 16th, 2007
(5)
HE TURNED IT OFF JUST AT THE GOOD PART!?!
September 10th, 2008
(0)
4444 VIEWS A NEWWWWWWWWW RECORD
June 12th, 2009
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first
July 25th, 2006
(0)
5 and favd but I'd blue out the girls butt please
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Top 5 Gold
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Picard 'is' a dirty old man.
July 25th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH THIS sh*t F'N OWNS LOL Job F'n Show man
July 25th, 2006
(0)
winna
July 25th, 2006
(0)
that gif is small. you should tile it.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Hah, thats awesome. Picard's Facial Expressions make this.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Very well done
July 25th, 2006
(4)
I fapped, both for hot girl and for Picard.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Oh God O_O
July 25th, 2006
(1)
The cup of tea at the end was perfect
July 25th, 2006
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dont tile it you retard would make it look like shiht u f*ggot and f*ck you.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Who is "marinda" by the way?
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Something tells me that someone's going to make this into a fad, unfortunately.
July 25th, 2006
(2)
^ an eloquent rebuttal from one of YTMNDers finest users.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
YAY! FREE PORNZ!!!!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I did look at it tiled Sitsu, made it hard to focus on what setting it was actually taking place in.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol good
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Excellent!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Nicely done, sir.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Picard gets lonely out there.
(0)
you get five stars
July 25th, 2006
(0)
ALL FAP IS COMMENCE
July 25th, 2006
(0)
very nice!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
brilliant.
July 25th, 2006
(2)
I couldn't picture picard making those faces to anything else.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol, 5 for editing AND music.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
rofl
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Destined for greatness.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
omg, I got first post on this baby! dude you made it to the top rated! way 2 go!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Picard is a god among men.
July 25th, 2006
(1)
I lol'd at him mouthing "two"
July 25th, 2006
(0)
^^ lol kadet, thats eactly it
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol
July 25th, 2006
(0)
5
July 25th, 2006
(0)
best ever
July 25th, 2006
(0)
top rated? already? and this is my first time seeing it? Impressive.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Well done.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol porn.
July 25th, 2006
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f*ggy Short Film FTL
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t, that looks like a girl I know! :O
July 25th, 2006
(0)
LOL Picards tea is our cigarette
July 25th, 2006
(0)
'two...' was the best part. Oh, and due to the censoring at the end, I'm not sure if this is WS or not. But, everyone who watched it would know what would be happening before she drops it, so WS.
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5 For Ass.
July 25th, 2006
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i like how it isn't funny
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I thought it was hilarious
July 25th, 2006
(0)
that was NSFW!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Lol. "Captian Jean Picard, looking at pr0n, every night!"
July 25th, 2006
(0)
WINNAR!!!! U HAVE WON TEH INTARNETZ!! Pleez si Ted Steevns 4 ur priez. Itz a BIG TRUKC!!!1111!!11ONEonewonjuaneleven!11!!1242087!8192@*#((&^!)##"?{>{pkciow!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Holy sh*t. WIN.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
"i like how it isn't funny" And yet, no 5?
July 25th, 2006
(0)
the cup of tea wins....
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Instant 5, and favorite. The facial expressions and tea make this a winner!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Drinking the tea and the end... classic.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
picards a man leave him be!
July 25th, 2006
(1)
funny. Where did you get the webcam footage from? she has a nice ass.
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Uncensored version please.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
His facial expressions are priceless! Fav'd.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Sipping tea at the end = Perfection.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Rape.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
have a five on me.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Congrats, you made the top 5.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Win
July 25th, 2006
(0)
LOL. Also this is gonna get SOOOO NWS'd
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lol, porn virus. also cocks
July 25th, 2006
(0)
his expressions is what makes this so great
July 25th, 2006
(0)
XD!!! LOVE IT!! **favzz** Muahmuah fishy!! ;V
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Haha! I love the reactions!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
f*cking amazing.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
...
July 25th, 2006
(0)
YTMND is such a sick site
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Well I censored everything naughty... Trust me there are plenty of frames missing ;) A human butt can be shown on broadcast tv (in the right context =p) so I dont see why this should be NSFW. Besides, when she takes her shirt off its obvious what could follow.
January 24th, 2008
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Actually most everything I know of that get's a PG-13 rating or its equivalent on the retarded TV thing no one cares about unless your parents are so stupid they have screwed you up far more than television will anyway only shows a male's ass. A female as is still rated R and no I'm not talking about a stupid thong, it's either nude or it's not an ass...
June 12th, 2009
(0)
wild wild west, they show the one hot latina chick's bare ass. Movie was rated pg-13. However I think that may be the only exception to the rule.
June 12th, 2009
(0)
oh yeah, it was salma hayek
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Now this is something special.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I'm going to 5 this even though the music kind of sucked.
(0)
I f*ckin lol'd
July 25th, 2006
(0)
XD That's f*cking great. Really perfect.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
5'd for not ruining with some NEDM crap...for some reason I was expecting it. Thanks.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I'd like to see the NSFW version of it :P
July 25th, 2006
(0)
"A human butt can be shown on broadcast tv (in the right context =p)" - That's what I never understood. Why does it always have to be the right context for man ass? That's why I seriously cut back on the TV watching.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Tea, Earl Grey. Hot. Also tell us this chick's AIM or whatever already ft5
July 25th, 2006
(0)
hilarious, though i think it would have worked better with the actual nsfw stuff just implied rather than blurred.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
XFD...masterpiece!
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Set phasers to fap. 5 for the hilarity that is Picard watching this after that other YTMND where he'd imagine girls with their clothes falling off.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Amazing. The shots of Picard's face were priceless (especially the "Two..." bit). Just perfect. 5/5
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Take out the text at the beginning. No one cares.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
good, but the disclaimer moves too fast. and it's not just a female bottom, its a female bottom in a sexual context. this is still a great ytmnd though.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Just make it NSFW and put in every frame XD. But lol, nice. U WIN TEH INTERNETS!1!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
OWNED. Beautiful. 5. 5 5 5.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Sorry. I didnt think it was that good :S
July 25th, 2006
(0)
hmmmmmm teeeeeeeeeeea!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I found myself urinated from laughting at this. Good work, sir. The Captain would be proud!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol
July 25th, 2006
(0)
That was pretty damn funny.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Monumentally epic me good sir :D
July 25th, 2006
(0)
INSTA-WIN
July 25th, 2006
(2)
picard is badass
July 25th, 2006
(0)
How smooth is that... just sipping on his tea.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Great. It's still gonna get NWS'ed with that butt shot and even for that pixilated beaver shot. Sad but true.) . ----- If I were making this, I'd have the shirt come off be the last scene we can see, even though he looks for a while longer. Then he smiles, ends viewing and sips the tea. Classy Picard style. Gets the same message across, and is fairly clean. But that's just my opinion.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
NWS
July 25th, 2006
(0)
awesome!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Secks
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Lol i 5'd this site.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
this was good but what movie are those picard clips from?
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I hope this survives-- but it looks like its going to be marked NWS.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
SHAME, Captain! D:
July 25th, 2006
(0)
The reason it's NSFW is because if you were cought watching this AT WORK then I don't think they'd be too happy about it. Doesn't matter whether or not it can be on TV.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Well, if this does get NSFW'ed I'll end up editing out the bumb and blur scene with some other "cleaner" frames from the original footage.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Oh, I forgot to say...you win!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
holy sh*t that was fantastic
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Remember, vote WS!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Pretty funny and pretty well-done. It's just not a 5 in my mind because it's kind of an old joke (taking someone's reactions and making them react to porn instead of what they were originally reacting to). It's a little predictable. But not bad.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
You sir win the internets.
July 25th, 2006
(2)
Its work safe for me, as I work at home
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Pretty good but not terribly funny and/or no catchy twist.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
roflwaffle
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Hahaha, nice.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
sweet new fad... set 'em up!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
WIN!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Phenomenal
July 25th, 2006
(0)
here's a 5
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Picard has NO class
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Ima show this to Patrick Stewart.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OMFGBBQ!!!!11! hahahaahaa
July 25th, 2006
(-3)
Its NSFW, unblur it so we can at least enjoy it. Plus, 1'd for using preloader when there's no sync.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
^_^
July 25th, 2006
(0)
link to original video pls
July 25th, 2006
(0)
STILL LAUGHING ITS A DAMN SHAME IT ENDED UP IN YTMNSFW
July 25th, 2006
(0)
"STILL LAUGHING ITS A DAMN SHAME IT ENDED UP IN YTMNSFW" Also a shame about your broken Caps Lock key...
July 25th, 2006
(0)
THANK YOU INTERNET POLICE! :)
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Instant classic.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
the Tea makes it
July 25th, 2006
(0)
4'd for pixelation and unnecessary use of preloader
July 25th, 2006
(0)
can you blame him? fap.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
wow.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Everyone wants a link to uncensored Marinda videos
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Awesome.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
agreed with healthkit
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Haha, you win a collection of tubes called the internet!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
XD OH MY GOD... You hit the nail on the head like Bob freakin' Vila.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
nice!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
July 25th, 2006
(0)
July 25th, 2006
(0)
my vote wont go through and it looks like im spamming the comments drrmit
July 25th, 2006
(0)
the coffee sip was the real difference
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Awesome!!!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
great, great, great! (:
July 25th, 2006
(0)
porn+picard only best combo ever
July 25th, 2006
(0)
5'ed for Picard pensively sipping tea at the end, contemplating what he just saw.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Oh man where can I get the video of that girl?!?!?1/1 LOL
July 25th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 25th, 2006
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You blurred thepussy and the tits wtf
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Show full version then I'll fav it. ;)
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Hot coffee
July 25th, 2006
(0)
LOL! Look at his face!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
ROFL!! FUNNIEST YTMND I HAVE SEEN FOR A WHILE
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Goodness.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Um... is that girl legal? She looks really young? Otherwise hilarious!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol, picard
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Good stuff.
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And I wish it would stop ignoring that I voted.
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! U ARE AMAZING! you made me rofl
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol comment
July 25th, 2006
(0)
since it's NSFW'd anyway, you can un-mosaic the frontal pic naow pls thx
July 25th, 2006
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-3 for mosaic. booooooooo!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
awww! the butt and other part has been edited out! boooO!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I never intended for this ytmnd to be "NSFW" So I had to edit out the parts without clothing... However, I am considering making an official "NSFW" version since so many people have emailed me asking for full footage of Marinda lol...
July 25th, 2006
(0)
dont censor your work just to get WS'd
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Glorious.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lmfao, 5. excellent gif!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol, http://palpron.ytmnsfw.com/
July 25th, 2006
(0)
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Jean Luc Picard: Space Pimp
July 25th, 2006
(0)
awsome
(0)
You win.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol great one
July 25th, 2006
(0)
We need more info about her. Please!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
other version was better but to bad there are alot of people on ytmnd who dont get *ss and nws'ed the original.... still brilliant
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lmao. his face is perfect.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
★★★★★
July 25th, 2006
(0)
would you like a 5
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lol
July 25th, 2006
(0)
wootwooot
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Well done. This is a grade-A ytmnd; insta-classic!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
would be funnier if she had a dick, and picard reacted accordingly. but still great
July 25th, 2006
(0)
you won... you won awesome idea.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I remember this sh*t. "Marinda" was Miss M on the something awful forums and another private board a long long time ago. She was cute and all and had more naked videos than this, but it turned out she was underage - 16 I think - in her videos.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Excellent.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
bullseye !
July 25th, 2006
(0)
rofl
July 25th, 2006
(0)
picard! say it isnt so!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Tea. Earl Grey. Chick. Hot.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
rofl@picard's facial
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Wow great edit fivefav'd
July 25th, 2006
(0)
fap'd
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Perfection!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
nice editing
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Boobies and tea. ^_^
July 25th, 2006
(0)
5'd for preloader without sync. This would have run so poorly without the flash loader... actually, the 5 is really for the lol factor
July 25th, 2006
(0)
seen that vid ^.~
July 25th, 2006
(0)
trimmed it down and de-nsfw'ed! I see what you did thar
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message to sexymofo and awc. both of you are ignorant downvoters who need to get girlfriends. Im would give this a 3 but im giving it a 5 to spite idiots like you
July 25th, 2006
(0)
People need to get it that YTMND isnt work safe anyway..... So Please upvote funny and kiddies go to bed.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
lollogram
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Nice.
July 25th, 2006
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I'm sorry I just didn't find it that funny, apparently everyone else does, so 3 because downvoting pricks suck
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Make a nsfw version! DO IT. PLEASE. OR I'LL NSFW THIS SO YOU'LL EDIT IT. PLEASE
July 25th, 2006
(0)
THE *ss WAS WS. PUT IT BACK.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
5/5, that was EXCELLENT
July 25th, 2006
(-2)
This is #1??? WHAT THE f*ck!??? WHERE'S THE NEDM!? WHERE'S THE L RON HUBBART? WHERE'S THE BRIAN PEPPERS? WHAT THE f*ck IS GOING ON HERE?
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Meet me on the lolodeck, we'll have tea and hide bologna. Friendships will be forged, urges will be satisfied, and we'll each walk away with a new understanding of the human condition. 5'd.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
NSFW VERSION NOW! NSFW VERSION NOW! YTMND RISE UP AND DEMAND THIS! IF YOU DO IT GINSAIN, I WILL UPVOTE ALL YOUR sITES!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
^ Yes, I want it THAT bad... | | |
July 25th, 2006
(0)
The chick is ugly, what the f*ck, the internet is full of hot chick videos so why would you want this one?
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Very well done, especially since the joke's not in the clips but in the mixing of them.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
f*ck Tiling. I love it the way it is
July 25th, 2006
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I say make a SFW and a NSFW version. We love ass, titties, and beaver!
July 25th, 2006
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you want a nsfw version of a clip of a 60 year old man looking at a stripping teenage cam whore? For all you know that video might include 60 year old man fapping, and thats not something I want to see. :P
July 25th, 2006
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"I never intended for this ytmnd to be "NSFW" So I had to edit out the parts without clothing... However, I am considering making an official "NSFW" version since so many people have emailed me asking for full footage of Marinda lol..." Do it and I wont have to kill these 3 cute kittens in this orphan box I picked up today.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Omg that was great. but I really thik this only worthwhile material.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
the most awesome ytmnd EVER
July 25th, 2006
(0)
What cold, soulless being would downvote this?
July 25th, 2006
(0)
haha, that was awesome.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
You're the top rated man now dog!
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DAMN RIGHT PICARD
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Hahahahaha, fantastic.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Tea, Earl Grey, HOT.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
This is priceless.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
good
July 25th, 2006
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tits or gtfo
(0)
That is by far one of the funniest Picard ytmnds ever. Well done!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Noooooooooo it was ws'd :'(
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Fantastic.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Lol
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I was expecting NEDM of some sort.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Set phasers to "fap"
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Sorry Sitts, but i have to agree with ton-E...gifs that arent seamless repeating loops just shouldnt be tiled...really does look like sh*t that way
July 25th, 2006
(0)
superbe
July 25th, 2006
(0)
marvin ftw
July 25th, 2006
(0)
overnight classic. rock on
July 25th, 2006
(0)
LOL!
July 25th, 2006
(0)
I really saw this turning into some NEDM bullsh*t.
July 25th, 2006
(0)
Beutiful ytmnd, lmao'd
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