Shut the fuck up with your God damned Helios.
Created on: July 27th, 2006
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July 27th, 2006
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I'm more annoyed that these movies can't even spend a few bucks on a movie site, oh no, they make a myspace.
July 27th, 2006
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exactly!
July 27th, 2006
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never seen it, problaly because im the the west of the rizzle but it does look gay 5d
July 27th, 2006
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FTW!!! hahahaha!! XD pwn3d those nubz
July 27th, 2006
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it's bullsh*t, not a phone.
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Thank God someone was thinking the sae thing I was.
July 27th, 2006
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LOL...I love you man...
July 27th, 2006
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All I got is snake on my phon...err handheld computer.
July 27th, 2006
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Needs, I'm the best around.
July 27th, 2006
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I started rofling irl srsly LOL
July 27th, 2006
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excellent! i know exactly what you mean!
July 27th, 2006
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people don't call an n-gage a phone either.
July 27th, 2006
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SUCK IT HELIO!!! P8004LIFE!!!
July 27th, 2006
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And here I thought that this was going to be about Battlestar Galactica.
July 27th, 2006
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I lol'd
July 27th, 2006
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You better trademark that last frame, before T-Mobile swipes it.
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AMEN BROTHA MAN, PREECH ON!!!!
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i wish i had a tetris box like you
July 27th, 2006
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Lol, myspace on a phone... O.o
July 27th, 2006
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GOD THANK YOU, srsly Helio has MySpace mobile, that doesn't make it a phone, it a mobile emo factory
July 27th, 2006
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if hitler didnt have a beat he wouldnt predict the future
July 27th, 2006
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the original Helios:
July 27th, 2006
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dude, they should make a razor blade accessory for the helio, so you can really emo it up away from home, wooty woot
July 27th, 2006
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Seriously, I don't need to see spoiled brats stomp around any more than I usually do.
July 27th, 2006
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You tell 'em.
July 27th, 2006
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ending got you a 5
July 27th, 2006
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win.
July 27th, 2006
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Too whiney imo. (I don't like those commercials either, but get over it already)
July 27th, 2006
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yawn, who cares?
July 27th, 2006
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Seriously If you buy into this helip bullsh*t you are retarded. A Treo 650 or 700 owns any of these crappy helip phones. Hands down the treo are the best phones ever. Also you can send files to it from your computer for free.
July 27th, 2006
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"SUCK IT HELIO!!! P8004LIFE!!!" I concur. f*ck yo phone n*gg* -- buy another one you rich mothaf*cka.
July 27th, 2006
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amazing... helios PWNED watch out sidekick! :D
July 27th, 2006
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To hell with you kids and your baggy pants and fax machines and hip hop and phones that can't be called phones.
July 27th, 2006
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This is the wireless industry for you; the bottom feeders when it comes to "cutting edge" consumer technology marketing. I spent 3 years in the wireless industry; these are not especially intelligent or ethical people...
July 27th, 2006
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eaaak it wont lemme 5 it?!
July 27th, 2006
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Nobody even mentioned the fact that they'll likely be charging you per kilobit transferred. Cell phone companies are some of the worst scum on the earth, next to lawyers.
July 27th, 2006
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Don't forget, they compare calling their phone a phone to being racist against AzNsz.
July 27th, 2006
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I like how the commercial is all awkwardly racist too....
July 27th, 2006
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O.o
July 27th, 2006
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never heard of it
July 27th, 2006
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I had nothing to do with this
July 27th, 2006
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My phone has Tetris ftw Though haven't seen it over here on the east coast? What is it, some gay Cali cell phone company?
July 27th, 2006
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well played
July 27th, 2006
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Nice Rant
July 27th, 2006
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I've never seen the ads, but I agree with using mobile networks for internet access - they suck!
July 27th, 2006
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Awesome
July 27th, 2006
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It's no cali phone company, I've seen it in missouri. "To hell with you kids and your baggy pants and fax machines and hip hop and phones that can't be called phones." - Wow. That's one of the greatest comments i've ever seen.
July 27th, 2006
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Helio sucks donkey ass.
July 27th, 2006
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Its a phone goddamnit
July 27th, 2006
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my thoughts exactly
July 27th, 2006
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you realize that, even if you totally blast it in a ytmnd, you're still advertising it. I never knew about helios until I saw this.
July 27th, 2006
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My Phone also has tetris :) 3 for that, and 5 for pwning those ritch emo motherf*ckers
July 27th, 2006
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I love you. Make more of these.
July 27th, 2006
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Jesus Christ I'm not the only one who thinks this marketing idea f*cking sucks. It's a f*cking phone dammit!!
July 27th, 2006
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July 27th, 2006
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So true
July 27th, 2006
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Never heard of it, and I can't say I care...
July 27th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 27th, 2006
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I always thought that girl said "Its got MYSPACE MOOMOO :'("
July 27th, 2006
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^ lawl, it does. Or moomol. Such a retarded idea, and wtf, trademarking that slogan? laaaaaame. Sadly, whoring out myspace for their phone will actually give them some sales.
July 27th, 2006
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Never seen those commercials. But good bashing non the less ;P
July 27th, 2006
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Myspace Mobile is probably one of the most tragic things that i've seen in my life. Time to make a new internet.
July 27th, 2006
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where is master po?
July 27th, 2006
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hahahaha
July 27th, 2006
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lol myspace....100x slower LMAO 5'd!
July 27th, 2006
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but it has myspace mobile....
July 27th, 2006
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Can I borrow your...phone?
July 27th, 2006
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type "A" much?
July 27th, 2006
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I DISPISE THAT PHONE COMPANY!
July 27th, 2006
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Needs new music.
July 27th, 2006
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5'd because you seem really mad :(
July 27th, 2006
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5 for saying what I'm thinking.
July 27th, 2006
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5 for truth
July 27th, 2006
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i'll post my comment on my 'helio'
July 27th, 2006
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5'd for the stupidity of shallow skanks that need myspace 24/7.
July 27th, 2006
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*sniff* but it has myspace moble, that makes it great
July 27th, 2006
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I THOUGHT THIS WAS 'MERICA!
July 27th, 2006
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Uh its a phone commercial not Jews, so why do you have to hate it so much?
July 27th, 2006
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it's not a phone it's a feature? anyways good work
July 27th, 2006
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The omitted line after "Don't call it a phone" is "Call it a tremendous waste of money."
July 27th, 2006
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0.o
July 27th, 2006
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My phone has tetris too.
July 27th, 2006
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get a f*cking blog
July 27th, 2006
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change the music, but still 5'd for truth.
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ITS NOT A PHONE, ITS A PORTABLE MEDIA CENTRE... Oh wait, sh*t...
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Marry me.
July 27th, 2006
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OWNEd... +5 for Helio suckage
July 27th, 2006
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Made me laugh. Good rant.
July 27th, 2006
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http://helioskills.ytmnd.com/
July 27th, 2006
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1. This isn't a YTMND. It's just a scrolling whine. It belongs on the forum.
July 27th, 2006
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youre gonna get sued for telling people that your phone isnt a phone. only helio can say that their phone is not a phone.
July 27th, 2006
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i hate them too
July 27th, 2006
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OMFG so f*cking true!
July 27th, 2006
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Very very very very nice
July 27th, 2006
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I f*cking hate that commercial, if it calls people, its a phone, period.
July 27th, 2006
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this is BEYOND true....maybe with their helios they can kill themselves and post their pics in record time
July 27th, 2006
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this is so f*cking true and its so goddam annoying
July 27th, 2006
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On the main page this said Shut the f*ck up with your God :D
July 27th, 2006
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I HATE HELIO TOO
July 27th, 2006
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I hate those commercials, too. Myspace mobile, for stalking on the go.
July 27th, 2006
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i f*cking hate them
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Finally someone takes a stand on this piece of sh*t! And I thought I was the only one who hated this ignorant/dumbass commercial. =P
July 27th, 2006
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...but they have Myspace Mobile! :P
July 27th, 2006
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Emo.
July 27th, 2006
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Add a TM after your little end rant for the 5.
July 27th, 2006
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I didn't know ytmnd was a blog. go f*ck yourself.
July 27th, 2006
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You could have bashed it better.
July 27th, 2006
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Add a (tm) to the last frame. And the music seems... not quite appropriate.
July 27th, 2006
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his anger shows i like it! 5 for you SIR
July 27th, 2006
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and for that, I'm glad i DONT watch tv
July 27th, 2006
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You should trademark "So don't you dare call it a f*cking phone, *sshole!"
July 31st, 2006
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exactly your gonna get sued by helio for using there TM
July 31st, 2006
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I hate that commercial too.
August 1st, 2006
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"you realize that, even if you totally blast it in a ytmnd, you're still advertising it. I never knew about helios until I saw this." Okay. Even though I am advertising it, that doesn't mean they are getting money from this. It also doesn't mean that anyone is going to buy a Helio from watching my ANTI Helio YTMND.
August 12th, 2006
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that is pretty f*cking annoying
August 12th, 2006
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Yes sure the girl's parents insulted her boyfriend's culture, but when grandpa called it a phone, she started crying. One of the worst commercials ever.
August 14th, 2006
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It's got Myspace Mobile! I can cry about my life, make suicide blogs, and have older men stalk me on the go!
August 17th, 2006
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myspace
August 21st, 2006
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Do you want to be my brother?
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exactly what ive wanted to say!
September 5th, 2006
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Hate those commercials so much. And ditto on the movies making Myspaces now instead of a decent site.
September 11th, 2006
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F*ck yeah! I hate those commercials too.
September 17th, 2006
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LMAO five for you
October 29th, 2006
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SHIIIIT! TETRIS IS LIIKEEE BORING! COLUMBS IS BETTER ^_^
November 8th, 2006
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God I hate those commercial especially that stupid slogan too.
November 25th, 2006
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LOL!!! It's a phone. OOOOO!!! NOW WHAT YOU CRAPPY HELIO!!! I SAD I WANTED A HELO CELL PHONE FOR CHRISTMAS SO NO ONE KNOWS WHAT I WANT CUZ I SAID IT WAS A PHONE!!! NOW IM GONNA DIE OF LUKEMIA!!! or maybe just maleria
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lollerblades! Tetris, FTW!
December 12th, 2006
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THANK you. Just cause you make an ad to cater to teens doesn't mean your phone isn't a piece of sh*t.
December 12th, 2006
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5'd for standing up for free speech. I hate it when advertisements try to tell me what to do.
December 12th, 2006
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December 13th, 2006
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tetris > myspace
December 15th, 2006
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Haha, You Owned.
December 20th, 2006
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There customers are so emo, they need myspace mobile so they can commit suicide whenever they get depressed.
December 29th, 2006
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EPIC! they have the sh*ttiest converage im sure.
December 31st, 2006
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DONT YOU DARE CALL IT A F*CKING PHONE *SSH*LE!! yay this was good.. and TETRIS IS GOOD and what should we call your phone... a umm... Kemp?
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Woo, I'm not the only one pissed off by those smarmy commercials!
January 26th, 2007
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Way to lash out at the work of a few copy writers at an advertising agency with Helio's contract. Jesus H. Christ there are annoying commercials out there but I wouldn't put these anywhere near the top of the list.
January 27th, 2007
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its not a phone, its a piece of sh*t.
January 27th, 2007
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I know its Everlast, but where the hell is this song from? What group/cd?
January 27th, 2007
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Nevermind, I got it.
January 30th, 2007
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You win for Tetris being on your cell- I mean, mobile... communication... um... device?
January 30th, 2007
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tetris = very yes.
January 30th, 2007
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5'd because I agree 100%; and i hate the way that guy who says "dont call it a phone" sounds. Also lol'd at tetris.
January 30th, 2007
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If I can't call it a phone, then I'll call it a piece of sh*t.
January 30th, 2007
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that's pretty funny
January 30th, 2007
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tru dat
February 5th, 2007
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It's not that funny.
February 17th, 2007
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yep
February 17th, 2007
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WIN
February 17th, 2007
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dude your amazing
March 18th, 2007
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you...kick...ass
August 18th, 2007
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Hells yeah