YTMND - The Story
Created on: August 1st, 2006
YTMND - The Story
YTMND - The Short Story - Vol 1 - Add your piece to the story in comments. Make it coherent please ;) I will update every 5 minutes.

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August 1st, 2006
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...his laundry. He never could sort properly on account of his colorblindness.
August 1st, 2006
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Defending the internets, when suddenly
August 1st, 2006
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a giant Pepsi bottle the size of Texas came down and...
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formed a crater that had a familar shape.
August 1st, 2006
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10 word max, remember folks. Also due to delay in waiting for my updates, i recommend you let the story flow in the comments. (aka read what person above you wrote and continue)
August 1st, 2006
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The shape of a Happy Cat.
August 1st, 2006
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PIRATES ATTACKED HIS ANCIENT SPACE SHIP!
August 1st, 2006
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The shape of Bea Arthurs cell phone.
August 1st, 2006
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It was a man bent over, stretching his big gaping
August 1st, 2006
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The world could only be saved by chedder cheese.
August 1st, 2006
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The myspace troops and ytmnd troops stormed the crater
August 1st, 2006
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He then took a bite out of it.
August 1st, 2006
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It's not very good. But I guess it's not bad either
August 1st, 2006
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Then he ate three internets while...
August 1st, 2006
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Connery, unfortunately, was allergic to cheese - and, thus, had none.
August 1st, 2006
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The ship suffered heavy damage, but luckily Chuck Norris said
August 1st, 2006
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*continued from SXtoXdx* And from the crater rose Tom Cruise.
August 1st, 2006
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NEDM
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cheddar cheese from the past. he needed a time machine.
August 1st, 2006
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so he procured an old one from Brian Peppers
August 1st, 2006
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so he called his father, mullet man.
August 1st, 2006
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*cont. Jonnyboy* and suddenly the Happy Cat..
August 1st, 2006
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The sound of doom music could be heard all around.
August 1st, 2006
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Holy sh*t, this is hard to keep up with. The entries are coming too fast.. lol. MAKE SURE STORY FOLLOWS WHAT'S IN COMMENTS - DON'T RELY ON WHAT'S ON THE PAGE. Keep it coming, folks :)
August 1st, 2006
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This story is not at all coherent. Nice try, though.
August 1st, 2006
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devestating flatulance.
August 1st, 2006
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As Picard descended from the skies above
August 1st, 2006
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also cocks
August 1st, 2006
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But then warsman11 uses a noise stopper.
August 1st, 2006
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So stemmed a cancerous demon from his allergic reaction. He named it Bauman.
August 1st, 2006
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+5 for Dvorak.
August 1st, 2006
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Sonic offers his advice for this devastating situation
August 1st, 2006
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What the f*ck is this? This isn't English class
August 1st, 2006
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lol, 4 for the idea
August 1st, 2006
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and then...
August 1st, 2006
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But connery felt the advice was NO GOOD.
August 1st, 2006
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Sonic said to Connery, "I'm allergic too, lol."
August 1st, 2006
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So he picked up his Razor Gator and declared:
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OH MAN. 5 FOR NEW WORLD SYMPHONY
August 1st, 2006
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NOTICE: I'm having to change the order of some entries due to people submitting simultaneously or just not following the order correctly.
August 1st, 2006
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war lol
August 1st, 2006
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That The Line Must Be Drawn Here!
August 1st, 2006
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Then Connery met Bill Cosby and they played pokeman.
August 1st, 2006
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And he attacked its weakpoint for MASSIVE damage.
August 1st, 2006
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And so, with his legion of Extrordinar y Gentlemen...
August 1st, 2006
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he read the cheese's package label which stated the consumers safety was not guarenteed
August 1st, 2006
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Then he realized that a n*gg* had stolen his bike!
August 1st, 2006
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attacked ebaums world causing eric bauman to
August 1st, 2006
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suddenly a magic chapstick timemachine appeared.
August 1st, 2006
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Chapstick? said the protagonist who is saying chapstick
August 1st, 2006
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Connery did a barrell roll to dodge the incoming chapstick.
August 1st, 2006
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Why not chapstick?
August 1st, 2006
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suddenly arnold swartzenegger appears, and tells the rest to "GET TO THA CHOPPAH!"
August 1st, 2006
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"Cherry-flavored," mentioned Sonic
August 1st, 2006
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I need more cowbell!
August 1st, 2006
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But cherry would not do. Mint was required.
August 1st, 2006
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So everyone got on the chopper to fly to...
August 1st, 2006
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meanwhile, gman was having a wonderful time.
August 1st, 2006
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"The line must be drawn here!" Connery shouted in defiance.
August 1st, 2006
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...so he got out his pencil.
August 1st, 2006
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f*ck EBAUMSWORLD!!!
August 1st, 2006
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and then the pilot screams "get outta my head charles!"
August 1st, 2006
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Punch the Keys for God Sakes!
August 1st, 2006
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Suddenly, Connery knew he must... PUT SHOE ON HEAD!
August 1st, 2006
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at some point cosby and connery make a pretty cake.
August 1st, 2006
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Sonic looked at Connery in dismay, and imitated him.
August 1st, 2006
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Chuck norris then attacked sonic from behind
August 1st, 2006
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Sonic looked to the sky and saw....KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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Working as fast as i can.. be patient. 4-5 mins is my response time.
August 1st, 2006
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and then they called onto macgyver for help.
August 1st, 2006
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But Connery knew he was busy saving the internet, so he...
August 1st, 2006
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lol
August 1st, 2006
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As things made less and less sense, one thing was for sure. f*ggotry was afoot in the secret island lair of Ebaum and his crew of internet bandits.
August 1st, 2006
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bitched slapped his personal bitch, Eric Bauman
August 1st, 2006
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gman was still having a wonderful time.
August 1st, 2006
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Next line: Screw mint, cinnamon FTW
August 1st, 2006
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Suddenly, fifteen robotic Cosbees swarmed into the area, devouring all of the porkchop sandwiches on a nearby table.
August 1st, 2006
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*THIS IS NOT AN ENTRY* the O and V in dvorak are switched. You should probably fix that.
August 1st, 2006
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also, cocks.
August 1st, 2006
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then, the NEDM army summoned many ninjas
August 1st, 2006
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Then he looked down and saw NEDM!
August 1st, 2006
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Quickly Connery got his gayness back with some GAY FUEL
August 1st, 2006
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Jesus appeared and said "Don't worry, they're with me. Lol."
August 1st, 2006
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"We are artists now and have alot more responsibility" Jesus said with enthusiasm
August 1st, 2006
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Then lifting up the mystical Rod of Bukkake, Brian Peppers...
August 1st, 2006
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Humped the staff. Soon Captain Picard...
August 1st, 2006
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prince watched connery and cosby watch him.
August 1st, 2006
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used his Punch-Out!! skillage to knock the crap out of...
August 1st, 2006
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... then Sonic and Connery saw troops returning from ransacking EBaums.
August 1st, 2006
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...Verily, they raised their fists in triumph and said...
August 1st, 2006
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Cosby lectures everyone on what the jazz is all about
August 1st, 2006
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Try to keep the story on track. I'm being forced to ignore a few entries. Sorry SirKibbles, had to ignore your Hitler entry and the one you did after. Try again, i'll fit you in, promise.
August 1st, 2006
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after the lecture on jazz, batman realized the rap music is what caused the brain dmamage.
August 1st, 2006
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simply the best
August 1st, 2006
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dvorak = insta 5...and as for the entry "even though Sonic knew that was NO good"
August 1st, 2006
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Suddenly, a wild Peppers appeared!!
August 1st, 2006
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"ualuealuealeuale" says batman
August 1st, 2006
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..then they went to the secret nazi forest filled with loud annoying music
August 1st, 2006
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this would be an awesome idea if anyone here actually knew how to f*cking read
August 1st, 2006
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... and began to bob thier heads to...
August 1st, 2006
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Than all of a suddena kid witha N64 box pops out and BOOM starts saying nazi things.
August 1st, 2006
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where they found a PS3 which retailed at $599
August 1st, 2006
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soon they realized George Bush doesn't care about black people
August 1st, 2006
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And the look on Mike Myers' face was just like "True Lunacy".
August 1st, 2006
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Only an epic maneuver could save them now
August 1st, 2006
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...all of the sudden Lex Luther appeard and said..
August 1st, 2006
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Connery need refreshment in the form of Tuscan Milk...
August 1st, 2006
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Auuuughhhh, too many entries, too fast, and i've run out of space. Thanks for participating guys, i'm real sorry i could't fit everyone in, i tried my best to scramble to get this to sound coherent. Be on the look out for volume 2 coming soon! also cocks
August 1st, 2006
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now someone needs to make a flash or YTMND about this story
August 1st, 2006
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Volume 2 will be up in a matter of moments. Standby :) I'll do one last round tonight, after that.. tommorow. This is exhausting work ;)
August 1st, 2006
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Bravo. Top notch! I've never seen this premise turn out so well. YTMND sure makes a great springboard for this kind of sillyness. You sir are indeed made out of 100%, prime cut WIN.
August 1st, 2006
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Which was put into the cake
August 1st, 2006
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Dvorak ftw, my orchestra played that
August 1st, 2006
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5 for music. Also, the story's funny and random, just like YTMND.
August 1st, 2006
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simply amazing.
August 1st, 2006
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this seems very myspace-ish to me, but f*ck those cockf*gs. 5.
August 1st, 2006
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If you can, get Boomaga to read the text of the finished story and put it in the YTMND.
August 1st, 2006
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very clever, but I can't read this all right now.
August 1st, 2006
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too long
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5'd for great justice!
August 1st, 2006
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The wild Peppers then ate a banana phone.
August 1st, 2006
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Just so you all know, i've asked Boomaga if he'd interested in reading these stories. I'll let you know what he says soon. Keep your fingers crossed!
August 1st, 2006
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THE WALLS ARE MELTING!!!
August 1st, 2006
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Declared an eerily familiar voice.
August 1st, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 1st, 2006
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5'd for Dvorak.
August 1st, 2006
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was ruined because half of those are unfunny users
August 1st, 2006
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THESE SITES SUCK. i hope you die.
August 1st, 2006
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OMG i was cracking up for like 5 mins on the "they raise their firsts in triumph and said ualuealuealueale" part
August 1st, 2006
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August 1st, 2006
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PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
August 1st, 2006
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And they call him a Stupid Doo-Doo Head.
August 1st, 2006
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Never heard that music before. Off to download.
August 1st, 2006
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one day there was a ytmnd that just threw all the fads together in a story, the end.
August 1st, 2006
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NO MORE COMMENT RELATED YTMNDS PLEASE, THEY LACK EVERYTHING.
August 2nd, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 2nd, 2006
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ZOMG! New World Symphony! Insta-5!
August 2nd, 2006
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good song, reminds me of mother russia
August 2nd, 2006
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5 for not forgetting Poland
August 2nd, 2006
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..and then, Picard Summoned the great Tiger Handheld from the depths of space, only to have..
August 2nd, 2006
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...Conan to summon the NEDM cat...
August 2nd, 2006
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To have the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiney. (Good ytmnd btw)
August 2nd, 2006
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Would have been EPIC if the second to last guy said "And dont you f*ck with ME!"
August 2nd, 2006
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The best one was Mr3, because his comments are always the same, and it fit into the flow of the story perfectly. I lol'ed.
August 2nd, 2006
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...so that he may say nooooo to Brian Peppers...
August 2nd, 2006
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grats on your one f*ckin loser CAN YOU FEEL THE SUNLIGHT? GO OUT, GET SOME FRESH AIR YOU NEED IT f*ckIN LOSER█████
August 2nd, 2006
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nice..im waiting for vol.2
August 2nd, 2006
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Too many f*cking fads
August 2nd, 2006
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This is like the bingo sites except better. Unfortunately, "fads encouraged" merits this a 1.
August 2nd, 2006
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bravo
August 2nd, 2006
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omg thats friggin awesome
August 2nd, 2006
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wow this was so leet i dont even know where to begin
August 2nd, 2006
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omg fav!
August 2nd, 2006
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Beautiful. This is what YTMND is all about.
August 2nd, 2006
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Wins for Antonin Dvorak
August 2nd, 2006
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Well, every culture has a creation myth....
August 2nd, 2006
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and stops the hip hop forever
August 2nd, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
August 2nd, 2006
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lawl
August 2nd, 2006
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Damn that was funny
August 2nd, 2006
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Then suddenly a secret nazi Rude cat appeared!
August 2nd, 2006
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TOO MANY FADS = WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 2nd, 2006
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lmao
August 2nd, 2006
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1 for NEDM
August 2nd, 2006
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It was having bad day.
August 2nd, 2006
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1'ed because too much reading.
August 2nd, 2006
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THE END
August 2nd, 2006
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when someone screamed "BRIAN,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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5'd solely based on the music, Dvorak's Fifth is the greatest piece of music known to man
August 2nd, 2006
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then Zidane jumped out to headbutt Brian Peppers...
August 2nd, 2006
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and got a red card
August 2nd, 2006
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Snakes then began to invade the YTMND plane.
August 2nd, 2006
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I enjoy this kind of thing, but this didn't turn out well, and I'm not a big fan of people whoring votes by putting people's names in lights.
August 2nd, 2006
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just don't expect me to read more than one of these lol
August 2nd, 2006
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and that the rap will give the brain damage
August 2nd, 2006
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Creative. Also music. 5
August 2nd, 2006
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Then AIDS destroyed the universe. But YTMND lived on.
August 2nd, 2006
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5'd for Dvorak
August 2nd, 2006
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jaggerblade: not whoring votes. I just wanted to create a YTMND that would incite participation. If i wanted to 'whore votes' i would have written the participants' names in red, not a barely-visible dark grey.
August 2nd, 2006
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but ytmnd didnt live on for long until they learned to suck there own dicks, then it was madness
August 2nd, 2006
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loligodlol deserves an award
August 2nd, 2006
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"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... said Ted Stevens
August 2nd, 2006
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too long
August 2nd, 2006
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forunately, everyone remebered 2024 and armageddon.
August 2nd, 2006
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and then the emo said how could this happen to me :(
August 2nd, 2006
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i think the creator forgot that ytmnd users aren't very smart. if we can't properly arrange fads to make a ytmnd, how could we possibly do it using the english language?
August 2nd, 2006
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O RLY?
August 2nd, 2006
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Ya rly.
August 2nd, 2006
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and lo, it was Moscow, so noble and old
August 2nd, 2006
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INTERNETS
August 2nd, 2006
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Displeased, Snape decided to shout the killing curse at Bush
August 2nd, 2006
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^_^
August 2nd, 2006
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More NEDM. Cosby appears. Nedm again. Cosby says "achr achr achr". NEDM! Cosby says "now my good man what do yoyu li...NEDM. ORLY? NEDM. Somebody set up us...NEDM. And so on so forth. Because that's what all the jazz is all about.
August 2nd, 2006
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this is epic.
August 2nd, 2006
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Sonic made me lol.
August 2nd, 2006
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can i hand this in for my english report????
August 2nd, 2006
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LEADYOYO FORTHEWIN
August 2nd, 2006
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Pushed it to the limit
August 2nd, 2006
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NEDM = auto 1.
August 2nd, 2006
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then he rubbed his *sshole with tubing strips and gaped the wild cats vagina
August 2nd, 2006
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Suddenly, A giant yiddish cup had...
August 2nd, 2006
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But Lex Luthor thought otherwise...
August 2nd, 2006
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Good concept. The people who commented let you down though. They can't seem to string a sentance together properly!
August 2nd, 2006
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Great.
August 2nd, 2006
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but mint wasnt his favorite flavor either
August 2nd, 2006
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EPIC. (just a comment, not a submission. xD)
August 2nd, 2006
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haha, dangly parts
August 2nd, 2006
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audience participation is still silly, but this is better than fad bingo any day of the week.
August 2nd, 2006
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5'd because i've played the french horn part in that song
August 2nd, 2006
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meanwhile in moskau...
August 2nd, 2006
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a n*gg*h stole a bike...
August 2nd, 2006
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As Conan chased him down fruitlessly...
August 2nd, 2006
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while the statue of liberty puts shoe on head...
July 14th, 2008
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5'd for music