YTMND - The Story (vol 2)
Created on: August 1st, 2006
YTMND - The Story (vol 2)
YTMND - The Story - Volume 2 - Add a piece to the story by adding it in comments. STORY FOLLOWS IN COMMENTS - Ignore what's on the page, that's just a summary of what's happened. Story flows here in comments.

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August 1st, 2006
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Went to France to see his friend Zidane
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and he went naked, armed only with a can of baked beans.
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the land of over 300 different kinds of cheese
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But the plane Connery took has snakes on it, so he...
August 1st, 2006
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Who gave him unbelievable head.
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But then, Brian Peppers appeared!
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did a barrel roll
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And Xenu came to save them all.
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and I giant katamari apeared out of nowhere and picked them up
August 1st, 2006
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last i checked, gman was still having a wonderful time.
August 1st, 2006
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he shouted, "I'm a giant penis, and I'm outta control!"
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also cocks
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Then everyone died. The end.
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But then they came back to life. Wow!
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Just kiddin' guys, It's still going!
August 1st, 2006
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Met Captain Kirk and saved the universe, but NEDM stopped him.
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With those last statements, Brian was sure to arise.
August 1st, 2006
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Then the Cheddar Sean Connery ate from volume 1
August 1st, 2006
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ebaum was back, and had back up: SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN.
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then I SUCKED HIS COCK!
August 1st, 2006
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This is why democracy sucks^
August 1st, 2006
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who like little boys
August 1st, 2006
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Im really tired of these "post a comment along with 5 to get your name on this YTMND" YTMNDs
August 1st, 2006
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But McCain was actually a robot in disguise!
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All You're Base Are Belong To Us.
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theres a naked man on my tv right now guys.
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After everything. It seemed NEDM had came to finish myspace.
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..connery pulled out a suitcase...
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and got downvoted
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**
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suddently, The Burger King sneaks up behind Connery and says
August 1st, 2006
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then a n*gg* stole his suitcase
August 1st, 2006
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C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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Then the NARV army flooded in through the tubes!
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NARVs began to rain from the sky
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and Connery commented, "So THESE are the internets..."
August 1st, 2006
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Connery then stated, what the hell is the NARV army as
August 1st, 2006
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"Where is your God Now?" Scaring Sean Connery who said,
August 1st, 2006
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the fattest NARV crushes lindsey lohan, but macguyver...
August 1st, 2006
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a bunch of f'ing downvoters
August 1st, 2006
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Working as fast as i can. This one's going by even faster than the last. o_O
August 1st, 2006
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THIS IS SO AWESOME!
August 1st, 2006
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They all got mad and started hitting people.
August 1st, 2006
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Sean Connery also needed cheese allergy antidoe badly!
August 1st, 2006
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then boomaga made a song about this.
August 1st, 2006
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and downvoting everything in sight
August 1st, 2006
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Those people they were hitting were oprah clones
August 1st, 2006
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Tom Cruise attacked the real Oprah.
August 1st, 2006
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also cocks
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Apparently gman was still having a wonderful time. Also, cocks.
August 1st, 2006
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and then declared "you are a jerk"
August 1st, 2006
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Many strides were broken
August 1st, 2006
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after hitting the cocks tom cruise went back in time
August 1st, 2006
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then tom cruise killed chef, no one seemed to notice.
August 1st, 2006
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At the sound of the trumpet, thousands of YTMND soldiers rushed to join them!
August 1st, 2006
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by the name of the heavens, INK THE PARCHMENT
August 1st, 2006
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Including the stride of Indiana Jones, where he disdainfully declared they were all going to die.
August 1st, 2006
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ASIACOPTER WAS RIDIN' SPINNAZ
August 1st, 2006
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Does no one care Sean Connery will die of cheese?!
August 1st, 2006
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joaquin phoenix watched all this beauty from his closet.
August 1st, 2006
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Meanwhile, the Burgermeister Meisterburger outlawed all the toys
August 1st, 2006
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Zimmer said, "And I guarantee Connery will die of cheese!"
August 1st, 2006
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as Ronald came a long in his car and said "lol, internet"
August 1st, 2006
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Then Ronald McDonald guaranteed that you'll like the way you look, lol
August 1st, 2006
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But then...Everyone sang in perfect harmony!
August 1st, 2006
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A random emo-kid came moping by and said he didn't like the way he looked. George Zimmer then exploded, for his guarantee was proven WRONG!
August 1st, 2006
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And Sean Connery died of cheese allergy. You bastards.
August 1st, 2006
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connery slowly died of cheese poison, his facial expression never changing.
August 1st, 2006
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Sonic said that was no good and summoned
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This is when Lindsay came up to him and revealed..
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Then Brian Peppers raped his body!
August 1st, 2006
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Just Then, Cataclaw Got Really Tired Of Making This YTMND and Stopped for the night.
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"Sonic said that was no good and summoned" A horse dick
August 1st, 2006
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but then he invisioned the greates ytmnd ever..
August 1st, 2006
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Limecat was indeed not pleased.
August 1st, 2006
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Eric Bauman stole the Connery death photos and put them...
August 1st, 2006
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why does sonic sound like urkel?
August 1st, 2006
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connery punched the combo breaker in the face, exclaiming "YTMND!"
August 1st, 2006
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Then we remembered he was dead and it was a dream
August 1st, 2006
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He then rolled over to see The King in bed with him, and screamed like a little girl.
August 1st, 2006
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hahahaha. AWESOME! TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!
August 1st, 2006
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While happy cat continued to ravage Lance Bass' face
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And gave him the ultmiate bedside surprise
August 1st, 2006
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while all of this went on, mike and the bots made fun of them.
August 1st, 2006
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Apparently the McCain robots had him. SEND HELP!
August 1st, 2006
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whom the world was SHOCKED to find out is actually gay...
August 1st, 2006
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Keep it coming guys. If you want to get your part of the story in, post it now since there are almost enough comments to fill up the page and complete the story
August 1st, 2006
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They then discovered they were Ridin' Dirty.
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Who was made out of 100% pure meatspin
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but mccain had emo bots, all they did was kill themselves.
August 1st, 2006
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Tom Servo, Crow, and Mike began to sing Taps in honor of them, then lol'ed.
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Only one man could save them all now, MAX!
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"Interactive" YTMNDs always suck. The end.
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who was too busy enjoying grey goose
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Then Jesus appeared and used a Phoenix Down on Connery.
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luckily, max was wearing his yamaka!
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And dueling poopy-head Bill Cosby
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...so instead he called upon Muhammad hassan and his sidekick, Khosrow Daivari!
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Connery revived in time to prevent Max from misspelling Yamulke!
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ebaums then watermarked everything, then proceeded to piss himself.
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But the Microsoft paperclip thought they were writing a letter.
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I think we've filled up the page.
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Future Conan came out of the ground and said "Follow me if you want to rule the world"
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Then Brian Peppers reached out too...
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Chuck Norris then kicked Conan in the face, and said "Nobody rules the world but Chuck Norris! This story is OVER!"
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So Isreal got bored and launched rockets at everyone
August 1st, 2006
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however, everyone forgot poland...
August 1st, 2006
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with all emobots dead, zombi-connery proceeded to dropkick that azn 24 villian.
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who was actually Al Roker, lord of darkness!
August 1st, 2006
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and started a Myspace war
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And stood shoulder to shoulder with his comrades.
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Limecat was, again, NOT PLEASED.
August 1st, 2006
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As Connery shamelessly plugs http://sewersharksttd.ytmnd.com/
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Suddenly a man appeared, from the future,
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with the secret recipe for Connery's can of baked beans.
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As he was about to reveal it, Connery shouted "NOOOOOOOOO!"
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and said to Connery "I got this for $5 on eBay. Lol."
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and the alternate dimension Connery said YES! YES!
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Vader poped out from nowhere, hit connery and said: Thats my line!
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TEKSOQP CAME.
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"They're secret Nazi family recipe baked beans!"
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Then, down from the sky came Leeroy Jenkins who..
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Suddenly, the Roxburry boys ran over a wild N64 kid.
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With his dying breath, he whispered "Sixty...four..."
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Spread the good word of Chicken to the people
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then whispered "rose...bud...IT WAS HIS f*ckING SLED"
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and he screamed OH MY GODDDDD!!
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who had traveled back in time, no safety guarenteed
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N64 kid had been blessed by Jesus and revived, and ran onward into battle.
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(Aww, poor Cataclaw... looks like we broke him. :( Have a nice night Cataclaw. )
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until Eric Bauman copyrighted lack of safety
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(Look at the actual YTMND. Cataclaw stopped making this. You can stop now. ;) )
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After copywriting it, he declared that the line had been crossed, and the story OFFICIALLY, over. (thanks for the fun, Cataclaw!) Chuck Norris then roundhouse-kicked him into the TypingNoises Universe, where he was bored to death.
August 1st, 2006
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kekekkeekekkekeke
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However, he still punched the keys for Xenu's sake.
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meanwhile, gman was still having a wonderful time, still!
August 1st, 2006
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Oh yes, and once again.. if you can get Boomaga to read this and then put it in the YTMND... maybe bribe him with cheese...
August 1st, 2006
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Well as TacoMaster put it, i'm exhausted. 2 hours of doing this. Time to take a rest, heh. A big thanks to everyone who participated. Volume 3 tommorow. For now, off to bed. BTW I had to be selective near the end to ensure the story wasn't totally retarded/incoherent. Thanks again!
August 1st, 2006
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Woo Hoo I Got The Last One In!
August 1st, 2006
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I never said McCain had emobots. XD That was loligodlol. ^^ Tho you did forget some of the plotline. I'd love to do one of these in the future. Excellent work!
August 1st, 2006
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Well unfortunately, yes, it was quite retarded / incohrent.. you know.. like forgetting for a whole volume Connery is going to die of cheese. ;p
August 1st, 2006
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GREAT MUSIC CHOICE! I love it!
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AND HE PULLED OUT HIS GUN!!!
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And shot himself in the foot...
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Just so you all know, i've asked Boomaga if he'd interested in reading these stories. I'll let you know what he says soon. Keep your fingers crossed!
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And then he screamed "NOOOO, You Bitch, you bitch"
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Cool Cataclaw, thanks for asking him. I really hope to hear his reading.. I'd read it but.. yeah.. whew.. we don't want to hear that.
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But somehow he mangaged to keep on typing.
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"I must keep punching the keys!" yelled Connery...
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then out of no where some jews started throwing stars of david at him
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With Gay Fuel
August 1st, 2006
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Dude make #3. I want to be in on it!
August 1st, 2006
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THE WALLS ARE MELTING!!!
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Suddenly, from out of the cold, dark blackness of the unknown, came Lawrence Fishburne, with cookies for all the good little girls and boys.
August 1st, 2006
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Seriously Guys, No Vinny Weapons reference. no robots. No. No. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Ooop Forgot to vote.
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Trilogytmnd?
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Cosby just stole batmans bike!
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Robin layed an egg.
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Once again holding aloff his magic Rod of Bukkake, Brian Peppers said, "By the POWER of GAYSKULL!" and then turned into a large, muscle-bound, half naked man.
August 1st, 2006
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and also cocks
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Suddenly, a shot rang out!
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PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENIS
August 1st, 2006
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great idea, these are awsome
August 2nd, 2006
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then Happy Cat was burning Eric Bauman and chanted...
August 2nd, 2006
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Part 1 was better, but still - I'm a sucker for Add-on Stories.
August 2nd, 2006
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You shall not have a wonderful time!
August 2nd, 2006
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That was quite silly, you silly, silly, silly bitch.
August 2nd, 2006
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August 2nd, 2006
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make a 3rd one plz!
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This wasn't funny the first time.
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But seeing it on the "up and coming column" revived his spirits.
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Bravo!
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Will there be a third?
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"This isn't something you just dump stuff on, it's not a big truck!" shouted Ted Stevens.
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It's also cocks.
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fan-f*ckin-tastic
August 2nd, 2006
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Yes, there will be a third and final one. Sometime around 11pm EST after i get back from work. Stay tuned :)
August 2nd, 2006
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f*ggy short story
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Made of win.
August 2nd, 2006
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yuck. what a mess. +1 for Dvorak
August 2nd, 2006
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"No corn on the cob fad?" screamed blind ray charles.
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"No!" said Lex Luthor. "Not that, no, the other thing."
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"yessss, that thing, i love"
August 2nd, 2006
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and thought about his life, and then...
August 2nd, 2006
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should have "Bill Cosby throws a pokemon at Macgyver"
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"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOYYYY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" ... said Ted Stevens
August 2nd, 2006
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awesome. volume 3 is being made when? i want to be a part of this.
August 2nd, 2006
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Wow. A bunch of people I've never heard of telling the story of a site they know nothing about. Brilliant.
August 2nd, 2006
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not as good as the first
September 12th, 2006
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Hooray I'm up there