Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6)
Created on: August 5th, 2006
Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6)
Teknorat 
teknoratdumb.ytmnd.com
Someone pointed out just how much money I had spent on YTMND. Here's some better things I could have spent the money on.
Various Sites, Edited by Teknorat
Del Vikings - Come Go With Me

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bigboy987
August 5th, 2006
2:14:46 PM CDT
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lube and paper towels?
Akeboshi
August 5th, 2006
2:16:12 PM CDT
(3)
Buddy jesus action figures. :D
CriticalMechanism
August 5th, 2006
2:17:17 PM CDT
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5'd because you actually IMed this to me. A Springfield Armory XD.
Kratos222
August 5th, 2006
2:17:28 PM CDT
(1)
20 quality penis pumps
Woebetide
August 5th, 2006
2:18:11 PM CDT
(0)
312 Piraat Ales.
Squidmonkey
August 5th, 2006
2:18:25 PM CDT
(0)
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You could of gambled it away.
Niloc14
August 5th, 2006
2:18:30 PM CDT
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YOU'RE THE BIGGEST WINNER OF THEM ALL!!! http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com
ollj
August 5th, 2006
2:18:54 PM CDT
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hiring apes that automatically delete every new Bingo YTMND
BTVagrant
August 5th, 2006
2:21:38 PM CDT
(0)
OOOOOOH SNAP!
r3ddr4g0n
August 5th, 2006
2:21:50 PM CDT
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http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com
r3ddr4g0n
August 5th, 2006
2:22:54 PM CDT
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Wow, Im retarded, I was supposed to put that link in the Address bar, but I put it in the comment box and pressed enter......I guess my mind was elsewhere.
Ass-and-Gas
June 26th, 2007
9:00:44 AM CDT
(0)
lmfao.
LazyNG
August 5th, 2006
2:23:05 PM CDT
(1)
You could have 500 big macs, then a pic of lol ronald
leet-shoe
August 5th, 2006
2:23:11 PM CDT
(0)
Yet YTMND is better than all those things.
Kilroy018
June 26th, 2007
10:49:00 PM CDT
(1)
Hey the Swingline is tied for first in my book
Redjakk
August 5th, 2006
2:23:41 PM CDT
(1)
I love you, Teknorat.
rocky071
August 5th, 2006
2:24:07 PM CDT
(2)
1 person to give you a 5
BodilyOddity
August 5th, 2006
2:25:15 PM CDT
(5)
only 64 staplers? jeesus how much do those cost??
BaftA
August 5th, 2006
2:26:18 PM CDT
(0)
^according to a quick google, 16.5 dollars each
TacticalPanda
August 5th, 2006
2:26:53 PM CDT
(1)
wtf is with the text! get it out!
Uchuu
August 5th, 2006
2:29:06 PM CDT
(0)
How about 1056 pickels for that dumb girl.
Motu
August 5th, 2006
2:29:12 PM CDT
(6)
2 $500 prostitutes
Lou-Saydus
March 30th, 2007
12:50:53 PM CDT
(2)
or one high dollar prostitute.(desease free, if it exists)
killbot2000
August 5th, 2006
2:29:29 PM CDT
(1)
get rid of the text!
Trenchgun
August 5th, 2006
2:30:00 PM CDT
(3)
Text blocks the picture.
Uchuu
August 5th, 2006
2:30:10 PM CDT
(0)
or give it all to scientology..............................................
gamekid
August 5th, 2006
2:30:50 PM CDT
(1)
Or two or three Dell 2405FPW monitors on eBay.
Fleeflicker
August 5th, 2006
2:31:09 PM CDT
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Support a website of which you are currently using bandwidth. Assisting Max Goldberg with funds needed to keep this website running, whereas you and me did nothing.
LazyNG
August 5th, 2006
2:32:21 PM CDT
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Your a f*cking idiot, he is Teknorat.^^^^
Fleeflicker
August 5th, 2006
2:32:54 PM CDT
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whereas I did nothing.* then.
wubble
August 5th, 2006
2:33:06 PM CDT
(0)
About 810 razor gators.
RoboChocobo
August 5th, 2006
2:34:46 PM CDT
(0)
Holy crap! You fail ^_^ You could have freaking bought 2 Xbox 360's!
gamekid
August 5th, 2006
2:35:12 PM CDT
(2)
"810 razor gators." LOL.
Fleeflicker
August 5th, 2006
2:35:35 PM CDT
(3)
I'm too used to other people bashing on Teknorat, bashing himself doesn't compute in my head.
gamekid
August 5th, 2006
2:36:27 PM CDT
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"You could have freaking bought 2 Xbox 360's!" ...and a copy of Ninety-Nine Nights. God, Inphyy's a hot babe with that sword...
LazyNG
August 5th, 2006
2:36:30 PM CDT
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Lol, you actually did the math
next-tarantino
August 5th, 2006
2:36:31 PM CDT
(0)
That is sad as hell...
xycos
August 5th, 2006
2:37:14 PM CDT
(1)
5'd for keeping YTMND alive... though this site isn't particularly funny
nukedlikely
August 5th, 2006
2:39:15 PM CDT
(1)
I was ready to 2 this until I saw you made this as well.
m4rkl4r
August 5th, 2006
2:40:06 PM CDT
(10)
1056 $1 hookers, or 1 $1056.82 hooker
Akaikaze
March 26th, 2007
4:16:27 PM CDT
(5)
only 1056 $1 hooker? you could get .82 of a hooker as well...maybe like a midget hooker...don't know how popular those are tho...maybe you're into that kind of stuff
Teknesh
August 5th, 2006
2:40:22 PM CDT
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This is the lamest attempt to pose ever to be witnessed by men.
idownvotethieves
August 5th, 2006
2:42:50 PM CDT
(1)
I think people would criticise you less for donating if the sites were actually good. What is your profession?
MarcusTheMartin
August 5th, 2006
2:43:08 PM CDT
(1)
Infinite Shares of Enron Stock
charibdis
April 2nd, 2007
8:23:09 PM CDT
(0)
nice...
shleckothegecko
August 5th, 2006
2:44:32 PM CDT
(0)
about 74 "Jesus Cheetos" (http://tinyurl.com/q8m5x)
leet-shoe
August 5th, 2006
2:48:28 PM CDT
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1/2 of a PS3
ducksoup
August 5th, 2006
2:48:37 PM CDT
(2)
528 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles onions ON A SESAME SEED BUN?
Zephyr-of-Jazz
August 5th, 2006
2:49:05 PM CDT
(2)
105,682 penny whistles.
workingit
August 5th, 2006
2:51:17 PM CDT
(2)
264 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk
p00pm0nsta
August 5th, 2006
2:51:33 PM CDT
(0)
Round trip 2 Disney World for a Week in a Hotel and all park Hopper pass... wut were you thinking
WAFFLEZ
August 5th, 2006
2:52:55 PM CDT
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http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com (just copying r3ddr4g0n)
alchymi
August 5th, 2006
2:53:25 PM CDT
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vip access with special privileges at your local titty bar that's what
spkelley48
August 5th, 2006
2:53:31 PM CDT
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you are dumb. stop being such an attention whore
Davidov
August 5th, 2006
2:55:11 PM CDT
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^ agreed
jtkremer89
August 5th, 2006
2:55:51 PM CDT
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a life??????
chacho-nips
August 5th, 2006
2:56:29 PM CDT
(0)
Fiveid because I literally think about Teknorat's discretionary income day and night.
Teknorat
August 5th, 2006
2:56:57 PM CDT
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I just realised I'm not counting whatever I donated to DKZ's Haley site before he delted. it. Ah well.
Cryolite
August 5th, 2006
2:57:44 PM CDT
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through site sponsorships alone? jesus
Zienth
August 5th, 2006
2:58:01 PM CDT
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1.7643 Playstation 3s
Rad1030
August 5th, 2006
2:59:29 PM CDT
(0)
Why the heck do you donate so much?
CatDeath
August 5th, 2006
3:00:08 PM CDT
(0)
A USED TOYOTA!
isonoe
August 5th, 2006
3:00:16 PM CDT
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why
polishvito
August 5th, 2006
3:01:18 PM CDT
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Wow you're a failure.
renegade64
August 5th, 2006
3:02:18 PM CDT
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+1 for guinea pigs
Vash187
August 5th, 2006
3:06:31 PM CDT
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1 PS3. lol
ollj
August 5th, 2006
3:07:23 PM CDT
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the 2 X360 beg for "one PS3 with 2 games for it"
hamjamt
August 5th, 2006
3:07:39 PM CDT
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2 GREMLINS
spkelley48
August 5th, 2006
3:08:01 PM CDT
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i'm suprised that you haven't donated to this site yet
hamjamt
August 5th, 2006
3:08:50 PM CDT
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put in PS3 WITH RIDGE RACER!!!!!!!
GrandMasterJigga
August 5th, 2006
3:08:57 PM CDT
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wow you're an idiot
jaffey2006
August 5th, 2006
3:09:33 PM CDT
(0)
You must be rich
mcnichoj
August 5th, 2006
3:14:41 PM CDT
(0)
Hopefully they were good Ytmnds that you wasted your money on. :P
tidus9000
August 5th, 2006
3:17:06 PM CDT
(0)
possibly 5 wiis
FunkMasterRitter
August 5th, 2006
3:17:23 PM CDT
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Ha fool. I love ytmnd but not enough to actually donate money. How about a hooker for ten hours?
Teknorat
August 5th, 2006
3:19:23 PM CDT
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PS3 has been added, but take the console war elsewhere :P
jaggerblade
August 5th, 2006
3:22:58 PM CDT
(0)
Doesn't Adverb have some conspiracy theory about how you're hacking it and you don't really spend the money?
Toilet
August 5th, 2006
3:24:36 PM CDT
(2)
a pancake with a picture of jesus on it
roq
August 5th, 2006
3:29:54 PM CDT
(0)
200 mdma pills for 1k when buying in bulk, gaining back 4k after selling them off at around $20 a piece. Total profit: $ 3,000 and some blowjobs from random raver girls.
StupidBoringAsshole
August 5th, 2006
3:31:21 PM CDT
(0)
Try an X-Box 360, PS3, AND Wii.
roq
August 5th, 2006
3:34:52 PM CDT
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80 hours worth of boxing lessons from Mike Tyson.
PCF
August 5th, 2006
3:36:40 PM CDT
(7)
a black person
DevilsJoker
March 31st, 2007
3:06:35 PM CDT
(0)
Racism FTW
prairiedogeric10
March 20th, 2009
11:09:15 PM CDT
(0)
yeah this comment literally made me laugh out loud
rotflmanzor
August 5th, 2006
3:38:29 PM CDT
(0)
106 Slip N' Slides
roq
August 5th, 2006
3:39:07 PM CDT
(0)
A roadtrip in an RV from San Francisco to Montreal with 4 friends. (In case anyone didn't realize, I'm just making this all up.)
Devo-man
August 5th, 2006
3:39:10 PM CDT
(0)
a toaster..
waffleking
August 5th, 2006
3:39:33 PM CDT
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Creating a website similar to YTMND.com, thus getting people to denate to you... THUS making you richer, but you didn't...
Quotatron3000
August 5th, 2006
3:40:20 PM CDT
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You sir, win 5 for the playstation 3 comment. Which probably may or may not have been already suggested. Perhaps one about how many hookers you could have hired.
waffleking
August 5th, 2006
3:40:38 PM CDT
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donate*
tonydogteat
August 5th, 2006
3:40:39 PM CDT
(0)
19 porno commissions from my best friend. Or a federal patent. Or 20 full tanks of gas.
Teknorat
August 5th, 2006
3:41:06 PM CDT
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Added hookers, drugs and eBaum.
rotflmanzor
August 5th, 2006
3:42:01 PM CDT
(0)
Thats 2120 feet of slip n slide fun!
Smon
August 5th, 2006
3:54:39 PM CDT
(0)
If ya can't laugh at yourself...
Denamm
August 5th, 2006
3:55:05 PM CDT
(0)
352 $3 beers. I tried to find the price of Gay Fuel, but I couldn't.
HoageyMaster
August 5th, 2006
3:55:31 PM CDT
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Buy the gun you showed. Then put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. f*ggot.
blackman
August 5th, 2006
3:55:52 PM CDT
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1138 PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Evil-Koala
August 5th, 2006
3:57:46 PM CDT
(0)
A Japanese balloon bomb. Send it over to North Korea. Lmao.
tripleOG
August 5th, 2006
4:04:35 PM CDT
(2)
alot of copies of ridge racer
LocutusOfBorg
August 5th, 2006
4:04:35 PM CDT
(5)
FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
TheGmaster
August 5th, 2006
4:04:45 PM CDT
(0)
Totally right, you could also have bought up at least 4 Wiis!
hardly
August 5th, 2006
4:04:53 PM CDT
(1)
4227 gumballs from a gumball machine.
BigMucho
August 5th, 2006
4:04:58 PM CDT
(0)
Jesus Christ! Red Swinglines are 30 f*cking bucks?!?!
EmuHerder
August 5th, 2006
4:05:42 PM CDT
(3)
One session of Scientology auditing.
mcjesus
August 5th, 2006
4:07:08 PM CDT
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you could have paid me to kick you in the balls. actually you wouldn't have to pay me.
Deserteagle1237
August 5th, 2006
4:09:21 PM CDT
(0)
3-4 Nintendo Wii systems
thetoad
August 5th, 2006
4:09:32 PM CDT
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4 wii's
Joelliam
August 5th, 2006
4:09:59 PM CDT
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"Look at me I'm an idiot!" Good for you.
Vergeh
August 5th, 2006
4:10:22 PM CDT
(2)
16 Fleshlights
bigzach
August 5th, 2006
4:16:38 PM CDT
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you could have got 21 "3 song lap dances" at "Industrial Strip" in Hammond, IN. The first song is a lingere dance, the second topless, and third totally nude, and you can touch anything but the box, all in a private booth. I'm sure for that much you could get the nude bit for the whole time while playing with the boobies, possibly a blow job.
ILikeFish
August 5th, 2006
4:17:53 PM CDT
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lol, you're rich...
GugloPWN
August 5th, 2006
4:20:31 PM CDT
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I wasn't going to comment until I saw "4227 gumballs from a gumball machine." I will kill one guinea pig every hour until it is changed (first pig dies 9:22 EST)
goinunder0390
March 29th, 2007
5:26:50 PM CDT
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hey... hey. not even gumball machines make killing guinea pigs cool.
Kilroy018
June 26th, 2007
10:56:15 PM CDT
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NEGM ....
Poncho
August 5th, 2006
4:21:24 PM CDT
(1)
MAIL ORDER WIFE FROM RUSSIA
Zol
August 5th, 2006
4:22:10 PM CDT
(0)
105 cases of Hamm's beer.
GaryGnu
April 23rd, 2009
1:59:09 AM CDT
(0)
yum..
N1Rampage
August 5th, 2006
4:24:57 PM CDT
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1) You could buy 9000 rounds of low to medium quality ammunition. 2) 3 years of high-speed internet 3) A new living room couch/loveseat set.
unimaster
August 5th, 2006
4:26:33 PM CDT
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YAY you could have bought 850 gay fuels
ESCALADE
August 5th, 2006
4:30:46 PM CDT
(0)
Lambo Door Kit to make your used car a bigger piece of sh*t.
PirateSteve
August 5th, 2006
4:35:44 PM CDT
(0)
You misrepresented the rifle... That's a Bushmaster AR-15 A2 "Sporter"... an AK is a different beast entirely.
Evilmario
August 5th, 2006
4:37:18 PM CDT
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8 ds lites
xytheril
August 5th, 2006
4:38:24 PM CDT
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Funding for the devs to make MxO not suck so much.
Teknorat
August 5th, 2006
4:39:40 PM CDT
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Actually looking through some of the Scientology prices (http://www.sweenytod.com/cos/pricelist.html) it seems I wouldn't be able to buy any of that sh*t.
Teknorat
August 5th, 2006
4:41:02 PM CDT
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http://www.bushmaster.com/shopping/weapons/pcwa2s14ak.asp Methinks I used the right rifle.
PirateSteve
August 5th, 2006
4:42:04 PM CDT
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Also, you could have bought 5 1/2 hours of private time with a camwhore on livejasmine.
PirateSteve
August 5th, 2006
4:43:25 PM CDT
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..wow, I've never seen a bushmaster of that style sporting an ak designation. Thats a first for me.
yourthemegamanxnowdo
August 5th, 2006
4:44:44 PM CDT
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GUINEA PIGS!!
mrsaturn
August 5th, 2006
4:46:55 PM CDT
(1)
you should seriously buy advertising on ebaums world... and have it link to ytmnd or something anti ebaum... lofls insue
Colbert21
August 5th, 2006
4:48:05 PM CDT
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You could have filled up you car up with gas
evilregal
August 5th, 2006
4:50:59 PM CDT
(0)
2 purebread british shorthairs (happycat).
rubberspoon
August 5th, 2006
4:54:39 PM CDT
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you could buy 5 of my crap cars...or a 87th of my 67 cougar...i won't sell that bitch for anything
Teknorat
August 5th, 2006
4:55:21 PM CDT
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Hmm most british shorthairs seem to be going for about $750.
felinoid
August 5th, 2006
4:57:23 PM CDT
(0)
(Should go right after 1 used car) 2 new electrics (show a single passanger 3 wheel "car")
BTape
August 5th, 2006
5:00:06 PM CDT
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you could have bought blank space or polend and rembmemred
State-of-mind
August 5th, 2006
5:00:54 PM CDT
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You rich motherf*cker. sponsor this.
devildiva
August 5th, 2006
5:04:00 PM CDT
(0)
You could own 1/3 of Somalia.
Tetherknife
August 5th, 2006
5:04:54 PM CDT
(0)
89 aborted fetus's oh and by the way it says nobody has donated anything to this site. FAIL (You still get a 4 for the idea)
HockeyUSA27
August 5th, 2006
5:05:05 PM CDT
(0)
5 different level 1 easy to learn language Muzzy DVDs
pumpernickel
August 5th, 2006
5:05:22 PM CDT
(0)
A decent new gaming machine.
PeppyFTW
August 5th, 2006
5:06:09 PM CDT
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A time machine built by mullet man. 50 bikes (only to have them all stole by a n*gga). A perfect 1/24 scale model of the u.s.s. enterprise... Just some ideas.
MasterSitsu
August 5th, 2006
5:07:21 PM CDT
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5'd for truth.
PeppyFTW
August 5th, 2006
5:07:40 PM CDT
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I vote for livejasmin cam whore for the next add. Although my other ones were just as good.
TheBigDawg
August 5th, 2006
5:08:03 PM CDT
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How much do WMDs go for? Maybe you could own 1/1000th of a WMD.
spedmonger
August 5th, 2006
5:13:30 PM CDT
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ALOT of hoes
RawNuts
August 5th, 2006
5:15:08 PM CDT
(0)
469 cans of Gay Fuel at $2.25 per can...
Jewpiter
August 5th, 2006
5:16:07 PM CDT
(1)
95 DVDs of "The Rock" at $10.99 each.
sexymofo
August 5th, 2006
5:18:21 PM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
RawNuts
August 5th, 2006
5:19:09 PM CDT
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52 sound-activated clapper machines at $19.99 per unit. CLAP ON. CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER!
tikkshamur
August 5th, 2006
5:21:22 PM CDT
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+100 copies of Riiiiiidge Racer.
GugloPWN
August 5th, 2006
5:21:35 PM CDT
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You called my bluff. I'm not going to kill any Guinea Pigs. I'd still like to see "4227 gumballs from a gumball machine."
likeakiller
August 5th, 2006
5:22:52 PM CDT
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I LOL'd. Alcoholic, owner of the most guinea pigs, big-mac-eating fat American, or proud owner of 20 penis pumps? The choice is yours.
RawNuts
August 5th, 2006
5:22:56 PM CDT
(0)
26 sets of "Doggy Steps" 3-step stairs at $39.99/unit
Bigun
August 5th, 2006
5:24:05 PM CDT
(0)
300 cowbells
RawNuts
August 5th, 2006
5:25:54 PM CDT
(0)
26 George Foreman GR10AWHT Champ Grills at the list price of $39.99 per unit...
Valamort
August 5th, 2006
5:27:14 PM CDT
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Penis pumps and guinea pigs lol!
Akaikaze
March 26th, 2007
4:21:18 PM CDT
(1)
even better when used together
Zuaxdion
August 5th, 2006
5:27:18 PM CDT
(0)
candy herbs and a friend did it but we do have to thank people like him for helping to keep this site going
RawNuts
August 5th, 2006
5:28:23 PM CDT
(1)
1 official "N64-kid" Nintendo 64 at the eBay sale price of $1,051...
reversebladezero
August 5th, 2006
5:28:39 PM CDT
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4 nintendo Wii's
Valamort
August 5th, 2006
5:30:03 PM CDT
(1)
You coulda bought a variety of plane tickets to almost anywhere in the world, one-way or otherwise depending on rates at the moment. lol world travel
Paladinking3
August 5th, 2006
5:41:32 PM CDT
(1)
You could have bought a golden retriever + months of dog food.
losermeetsworld
August 5th, 2006
5:42:57 PM CDT
(0)
1,243 tronjan condoms
JimCramer
August 5th, 2006
5:51:19 PM CDT
(1)
You could've bought 352 Red Bulls. You then would of had enough caffeine to stay up all night and make great YTMNDs which would have then convinced other people to spend money to support YTMND.com.
batchler
August 5th, 2006
5:51:32 PM CDT
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Donate $1,943.18 to this site and make it a cool $3000.00 ftw. You could have bought like 1000+ box's of jello.
ForScience
August 5th, 2006
5:56:49 PM CDT
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you made a site about yourself?
Caserta
August 5th, 2006
5:59:52 PM CDT
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I love it.
deadcrow636
August 5th, 2006
6:03:05 PM CDT
(0)
"2 $500 prostitutes" or 10 $100 prostitutes
kodachrome
August 5th, 2006
6:03:25 PM CDT
(0)
Bought Epic Armor for WoW on eBay.
REforever101
August 5th, 2006
6:05:28 PM CDT
(0)
4 nintendo wii's
Worstpirate
August 5th, 2006
6:08:56 PM CDT
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You could've bought 132 copies of L. Ron's Dianetics. You should add that in.
sonichq
August 5th, 2006
6:10:35 PM CDT
(0)
150 movie tickets? That's assuming they're $7, though; it probably varies.
IceAlchemist
August 5th, 2006
6:10:53 PM CDT
(0)
around 300 cans of Gay Fuel
meteor
August 5th, 2006
6:15:06 PM CDT
(0)
yeah, f*ck that dumb n****r
drunkenbusdriver
August 5th, 2006
6:15:19 PM CDT
(1)
1,056 packs of batteries at the dollar store
a-team
August 5th, 2006
6:16:27 PM CDT
(0)
500 awesome tuscan milk.
meteor
August 5th, 2006
6:19:13 PM CDT
(0)
P.S. you could buy Adverbs' mother 1,056 times
newpageone
August 5th, 2006
6:19:15 PM CDT
(0)
lol for ps3
Riggzo
August 5th, 2006
6:23:05 PM CDT
(0)
*One Playstation 3* Awesome lol.
UnaidedCoder
August 5th, 2006
6:23:38 PM CDT
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5 for 2 xbox 360s, yet only one PS3
zepear
August 5th, 2006
6:24:32 PM CDT
(1)
You coulda bought Tubes
LowFAtPringles
August 5th, 2006
6:26:36 PM CDT
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dumb, lol
composite
August 5th, 2006
6:26:56 PM CDT
(0)
armoballa313
August 5th, 2006
6:27:04 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO one PS3. that was awsome
Kovalchuk
August 5th, 2006
6:28:42 PM CDT
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ur a f*cking idiot for donating all that money. and for making the burger say "lol, internet"
Pantlessgoon
August 5th, 2006
6:30:06 PM CDT
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Some dignity.
Marty-Sinclair
August 5th, 2006
6:33:40 PM CDT
(0)
4 Wii's
AmrasGildor
August 5th, 2006
6:33:52 PM CDT
(0)
LOL!
Malakrius
August 5th, 2006
6:36:05 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for keeping the site going :D
syncan
August 5th, 2006
6:37:24 PM CDT
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1 hour of pleasure with Syncan.
guydeathmachine
August 5th, 2006
6:37:38 PM CDT
(0)
too bad they don't make red swinglines
Kilroy018
June 26th, 2007
11:12:13 PM CDT
(0)
Um... they do. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/61b7/
Sevo
August 5th, 2006
6:38:35 PM CDT
(0)
12 Superman 16" BMX bikes, just in case one's stolen. http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_3/602-4847582-4664668?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000E9TCNS
Chris107
August 5th, 2006
6:39:46 PM CDT
(0)
You can buy a 52 month subscription to Kate's Playground
shintahimura
August 5th, 2006
6:40:09 PM CDT
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I have an idea of how you could've spent that money... oh, wait, your too DUMB to understand it sorry... 1,000?!?! your stupid bye
Foolmoron
August 5th, 2006
6:42:32 PM CDT
(1)
several hundred blonde wigs I guess
MeatwadPwnsYou
August 5th, 2006
6:44:37 PM CDT
(0)
lawl! GG.
ac6517
August 5th, 2006
6:46:49 PM CDT
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a penis
twEEker
August 5th, 2006
6:53:17 PM CDT
(-2)
Stolen paypal account FTW Lawlz
tmtigd
August 5th, 2006
6:55:30 PM CDT
(2)
A dedicated server for a full year.
SaINt-Demon
August 5th, 2006
6:57:38 PM CDT
(0)
Someone should donate $1,056.82 to this YTMND.
AntwanDavis
August 5th, 2006
7:00:07 PM CDT
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Hmmm... maybe he's rich. Stop being a hater.
sooku
August 5th, 2006
7:00:18 PM CDT
(0)
4 Nintendo Wiis
randygandy
August 5th, 2006
7:08:16 PM CDT
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1,056 one dollar hookers or one hooker costing 1,056 dollars
ps2prosk8er
August 5th, 2006
7:11:06 PM CDT
(4)
2,113 Crunchwrap Supremes at Taco Bell
DuckFace
March 27th, 2007
8:34:22 PM CDT
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F*ck yeah!!!
ohmega
March 28th, 2007
2:05:13 PM CDT
(1)
Best. Idea. Ever.
retr0
August 5th, 2006
7:12:11 PM CDT
(1)
You could buy 2 limited edition "Little Platinum" vibrators. http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=5
tosseddwarf
August 5th, 2006
7:16:10 PM CDT
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"your too DUMB to understand it sorry... 1,000?!?! your stupid bye" I love it when someone types something like this.
ForkHead
August 5th, 2006
7:18:25 PM CDT
(0)
Send it to ForkHead
bhk
August 5th, 2006
7:19:05 PM CDT
(1)
I actually kind of like Teknorat, even if he seemingly wastes his money like this. But hey, nobody can accuse him of not being a contributor to a good cause.
Creamy
August 5th, 2006
7:19:18 PM CDT
(0)
4 nintendo Wiis
Branmistar
August 5th, 2006
7:22:49 PM CDT
(0)
7 virgin mobile Slider Sonics
Bohab
August 5th, 2006
7:24:40 PM CDT
(0)
you have gained my respect, oh humble lamer. now continue...
sloppybitch
August 5th, 2006
7:26:08 PM CDT
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Rofl. We all love you for it.
CoJaFo
August 5th, 2006
7:30:36 PM CDT
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This is kinda funny. My friend and I were just talking about how insane you were last night after we both downvoted your hail to the chief. We assumed you used some sort of ID theft to donate all that money to YTMND.
MercenaryFoxMcCloud
August 5th, 2006
7:31:11 PM CDT
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You could have sent it to me.
Bill--Bisco
August 5th, 2006
7:31:31 PM CDT
(0)
5 for admitting how dumb your decisions were.
MrRallentando
August 5th, 2006
7:32:36 PM CDT
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10,568 packs of Top Ramen.
bonusdeluxe
August 5th, 2006
7:32:58 PM CDT
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.
anTikmart
August 5th, 2006
7:33:09 PM CDT
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http://cgi.ebay.com/BID-ON-A-DATE-W-TWO-BEAUTIFUL-SO-CAL-GIRLS_W0QQitemZ150018050136QQihZ005QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem You could go on a date with 2 hot so-cal girls TWICE
DoomBoom
August 5th, 2006
7:33:39 PM CDT
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wow, you're dumb
looterkfm
August 5th, 2006
7:35:32 PM CDT
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5'd for spending your money any way you see fit. Here are some suggestions: Adobe PhotoShop CS 2 V9.0 for Windows $569.99, Microsoft Windows XP Professional With SP2 $137.99
pussinboots
August 5th, 2006
7:36:33 PM CDT
(-1)
words cannot express how foolish it was to spend so much money....5 because I your dedication to YTMND is ridiculous
Phelix-Doombringer
August 5th, 2006
7:43:24 PM CDT
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5000 WoW gold lol
AngeloF
August 5th, 2006
7:48:34 PM CDT
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whats really disturbing is how funny you think wasting 1,000 dollars is, c*nt
mmario
August 5th, 2006
7:52:43 PM CDT
(-2)
why the f*ck would you need 64 staplers anyway?
DuckFace
March 27th, 2007
8:36:00 PM CDT
(-1)
they're f*ckin nice mario, cmon
RedFrog
September 15th, 2007
5:43:15 PM CDT
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To attach a lot of sheets of paper to other sheets of paper.
dvondrake
August 5th, 2006
7:54:31 PM CDT
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Why would you save up all that money just to donate it!? You're a f*cking retard.
Dustmuffins
August 5th, 2006
7:55:05 PM CDT
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Perhaps sponsoring YTMND's that you found skillfuly done instead of patting yourself on the back by sponsoring your own?
mastergrimreaper888
August 5th, 2006
8:00:16 PM CDT
(-1)
real samurai sword (around $1000)
warchief36
August 5th, 2006
8:02:46 PM CDT
(1)
52 acres of land on the moon
JohnnyRyall
August 5th, 2006
8:03:29 PM CDT
(-1)
self-deprecating is the best.
someguyinahat
August 5th, 2006
8:04:01 PM CDT
(-1)
DBZFAN300's entire collection of cards.
dialdfordesi
August 5th, 2006
8:06:45 PM CDT
(1)
Calculate the number of copies of Finding Forrester you could have bought with that (for God's sake!). Also, that's a lot of beer, so I feel your pain :'(
Joe89
August 5th, 2006
8:07:24 PM CDT
(1)
More suggestions for things you could have purchased? How about a Nintendo 64.
Fat-AZZ
August 5th, 2006
8:25:45 PM CDT
(0)
You could have bought 4 and a half acres of the moon.
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