Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6)
Created on: August 5th, 2006
Teknorat Is Dumb (Update 6)
Someone pointed out just how much money I had spent on YTMND. Here's some better things I could have spent the money on.

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August 5th, 2006
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lube and paper towels?
August 5th, 2006
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Buddy jesus action figures. :D
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5'd because you actually IMed this to me. A Springfield Armory XD.
August 5th, 2006
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20 quality penis pumps
August 5th, 2006
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312 Piraat Ales.
August 5th, 2006
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You could of gambled it away.
August 5th, 2006
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YOU'RE THE BIGGEST WINNER OF THEM ALL!!! http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com
August 5th, 2006
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hiring apes that automatically delete every new Bingo YTMND
August 5th, 2006
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OOOOOOH SNAP!
August 5th, 2006
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http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com
August 5th, 2006
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Wow, Im retarded, I was supposed to put that link in the Address bar, but I put it in the comment box and pressed enter......I guess my mind was elsewhere.
June 26th, 2007
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lmfao.
August 5th, 2006
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You could have 500 big macs, then a pic of lol ronald
August 5th, 2006
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Yet YTMND is better than all those things.
June 26th, 2007
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Hey the Swingline is tied for first in my book
August 5th, 2006
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I love you, Teknorat.
August 5th, 2006
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1 person to give you a 5
August 5th, 2006
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only 64 staplers? jeesus how much do those cost??
August 5th, 2006
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^according to a quick google, 16.5 dollars each
August 5th, 2006
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wtf is with the text! get it out!
August 5th, 2006
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How about 1056 pickels for that dumb girl.
August 5th, 2006
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2 $500 prostitutes
March 30th, 2007
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or one high dollar prostitute.(desease free, if it exists)
August 5th, 2006
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get rid of the text!
August 5th, 2006
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Text blocks the picture.
August 5th, 2006
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or give it all to scientology..............................................
August 5th, 2006
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Or two or three Dell 2405FPW monitors on eBay.
August 5th, 2006
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Support a website of which you are currently using bandwidth. Assisting Max Goldberg with funds needed to keep this website running, whereas you and me did nothing.
August 5th, 2006
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Your a f*cking idiot, he is Teknorat.^^^^
August 5th, 2006
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whereas I did nothing.* then.
August 5th, 2006
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About 810 razor gators.
August 5th, 2006
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Holy crap! You fail ^_^ You could have freaking bought 2 Xbox 360's!
August 5th, 2006
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"810 razor gators." LOL.
August 5th, 2006
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I'm too used to other people bashing on Teknorat, bashing himself doesn't compute in my head.
August 5th, 2006
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"You could have freaking bought 2 Xbox 360's!" ...and a copy of Ninety-Nine Nights. God, Inphyy's a hot babe with that sword...
August 5th, 2006
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Lol, you actually did the math
August 5th, 2006
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That is sad as hell...
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for keeping YTMND alive... though this site isn't particularly funny
August 5th, 2006
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I was ready to 2 this until I saw you made this as well.
August 5th, 2006
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1056 $1 hookers, or 1 $1056.82 hooker
March 26th, 2007
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only 1056 $1 hooker? you could get .82 of a hooker as well...maybe like a midget hooker...don't know how popular those are tho...maybe you're into that kind of stuff
August 5th, 2006
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This is the lamest attempt to pose ever to be witnessed by men.
August 5th, 2006
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I think people would criticise you less for donating if the sites were actually good. What is your profession?
August 5th, 2006
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Infinite Shares of Enron Stock
April 2nd, 2007
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nice...
August 5th, 2006
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about 74 "Jesus Cheetos" (http://tinyurl.com/q8m5x)
August 5th, 2006
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1/2 of a PS3
August 5th, 2006
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528 all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles onions ON A SESAME SEED BUN?
August 5th, 2006
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105,682 penny whistles.
August 5th, 2006
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264 gallons of Tuscan Whole Milk
August 5th, 2006
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Round trip 2 Disney World for a Week in a Hotel and all park Hopper pass... wut were you thinking
August 5th, 2006
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http://niloc14sopinion2.ytmnd.com (just copying r3ddr4g0n)
August 5th, 2006
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vip access with special privileges at your local titty bar that's what
August 5th, 2006
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you are dumb. stop being such an attention whore
August 5th, 2006
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^ agreed
August 5th, 2006
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a life??????
August 5th, 2006
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Fiveid because I literally think about Teknorat's discretionary income day and night.
August 5th, 2006
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I just realised I'm not counting whatever I donated to DKZ's Haley site before he delted. it. Ah well.
August 5th, 2006
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through site sponsorships alone? jesus
August 5th, 2006
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1.7643 Playstation 3s
August 5th, 2006
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Why the heck do you donate so much?
August 5th, 2006
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A USED TOYOTA!
August 5th, 2006
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why
August 5th, 2006
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Wow you're a failure.
August 5th, 2006
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+1 for guinea pigs
August 5th, 2006
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1 PS3. lol
August 5th, 2006
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the 2 X360 beg for "one PS3 with 2 games for it"
August 5th, 2006
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2 GREMLINS
August 5th, 2006
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i'm suprised that you haven't donated to this site yet
August 5th, 2006
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put in PS3 WITH RIDGE RACER!!!!!!!
August 5th, 2006
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wow you're an idiot
August 5th, 2006
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You must be rich
August 5th, 2006
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Hopefully they were good Ytmnds that you wasted your money on. :P
August 5th, 2006
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possibly 5 wiis
August 5th, 2006
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Ha fool. I love ytmnd but not enough to actually donate money. How about a hooker for ten hours?
August 5th, 2006
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Putting money into this site is the best thing you could of done.
August 5th, 2006
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PS3 has been added, but take the console war elsewhere :P
August 5th, 2006
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Except maybe the starving children could have used it more...
August 5th, 2006
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Doesn't Adverb have some conspiracy theory about how you're hacking it and you don't really spend the money?
August 5th, 2006
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a pancake with a picture of jesus on it
August 5th, 2006
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200 mdma pills for 1k when buying in bulk, gaining back 4k after selling them off at around $20 a piece. Total profit: $ 3,000 and some blowjobs from random raver girls.
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Try an X-Box 360, PS3, AND Wii.
August 5th, 2006
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80 hours worth of boxing lessons from Mike Tyson.
August 5th, 2006
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a black person
March 31st, 2007
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Racism FTW
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yeah this comment literally made me laugh out loud
August 5th, 2006
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106 Slip N' Slides
August 5th, 2006
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A roadtrip in an RV from San Francisco to Montreal with 4 friends. (In case anyone didn't realize, I'm just making this all up.)
August 5th, 2006
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a toaster..
August 5th, 2006
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Creating a website similar to YTMND.com, thus getting people to denate to you... THUS making you richer, but you didn't...
August 5th, 2006
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You sir, win 5 for the playstation 3 comment. Which probably may or may not have been already suggested. Perhaps one about how many hookers you could have hired.
August 5th, 2006
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donate*
August 5th, 2006
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19 porno commissions from my best friend. Or a federal patent. Or 20 full tanks of gas.
August 5th, 2006
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Added hookers, drugs and eBaum.
August 5th, 2006
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Thats 2120 feet of slip n slide fun!
August 5th, 2006
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If ya can't laugh at yourself...
August 5th, 2006
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352 $3 beers. I tried to find the price of Gay Fuel, but I couldn't.
August 5th, 2006
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Buy the gun you showed. Then put it in your mouth and pull the trigger. f*ggot.
August 5th, 2006
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1138 PENNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
August 5th, 2006
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A Japanese balloon bomb. Send it over to North Korea. Lmao.
August 5th, 2006
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alot of copies of ridge racer
August 5th, 2006
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FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE US DOLLARS
August 5th, 2006
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Totally right, you could also have bought up at least 4 Wiis!
August 5th, 2006
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4227 gumballs from a gumball machine.
August 5th, 2006
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Jesus Christ! Red Swinglines are 30 f*cking bucks?!?!
August 5th, 2006
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One session of Scientology auditing.
August 5th, 2006
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you could have paid me to kick you in the balls. actually you wouldn't have to pay me.
August 5th, 2006
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3-4 Nintendo Wii systems
August 5th, 2006
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4 wii's
August 5th, 2006
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"Look at me I'm an idiot!" Good for you.
August 5th, 2006
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16 Fleshlights
August 5th, 2006
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you could have got 21 "3 song lap dances" at "Industrial Strip" in Hammond, IN. The first song is a lingere dance, the second topless, and third totally nude, and you can touch anything but the box, all in a private booth. I'm sure for that much you could get the nude bit for the whole time while playing with the boobies, possibly a blow job.
August 5th, 2006
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lol, you're rich...
August 5th, 2006
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I wasn't going to comment until I saw "4227 gumballs from a gumball machine." I will kill one guinea pig every hour until it is changed (first pig dies 9:22 EST)
March 29th, 2007
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hey... hey. not even gumball machines make killing guinea pigs cool.
June 26th, 2007
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NEGM ....
August 5th, 2006
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MAIL ORDER WIFE FROM RUSSIA
August 5th, 2006
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105 cases of Hamm's beer.
April 23rd, 2009
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yum..
August 5th, 2006
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1) You could buy 9000 rounds of low to medium quality ammunition. 2) 3 years of high-speed internet 3) A new living room couch/loveseat set.
August 5th, 2006
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YAY you could have bought 850 gay fuels
August 5th, 2006
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Lambo Door Kit to make your used car a bigger piece of sh*t.
August 5th, 2006
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You misrepresented the rifle... That's a Bushmaster AR-15 A2 "Sporter"... an AK is a different beast entirely.
August 5th, 2006
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8 ds lites
August 5th, 2006
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Funding for the devs to make MxO not suck so much.
August 5th, 2006
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Actually looking through some of the Scientology prices (http://www.sweenytod.com/cos/pricelist.html) it seems I wouldn't be able to buy any of that sh*t.
August 5th, 2006
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http://www.bushmaster.com/shopping/weapons/pcwa2s14ak.asp Methinks I used the right rifle.
August 5th, 2006
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Also, you could have bought 5 1/2 hours of private time with a camwhore on livejasmine.
August 5th, 2006
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..wow, I've never seen a bushmaster of that style sporting an ak designation. Thats a first for me.
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GUINEA PIGS!!
August 5th, 2006
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you should seriously buy advertising on ebaums world... and have it link to ytmnd or something anti ebaum... lofls insue
August 5th, 2006
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You could have filled up you car up with gas
August 5th, 2006
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2 purebread british shorthairs (happycat).
August 5th, 2006
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you could buy 5 of my crap cars...or a 87th of my 67 cougar...i won't sell that bitch for anything
August 5th, 2006
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Hmm most british shorthairs seem to be going for about $750.
August 5th, 2006
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(Should go right after 1 used car) 2 new electrics (show a single passanger 3 wheel "car")
August 5th, 2006
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you could have bought blank space or polend and rembmemred
August 5th, 2006
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You rich motherf*cker. sponsor this.
August 5th, 2006
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You could own 1/3 of Somalia.
August 5th, 2006
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89 aborted fetus's oh and by the way it says nobody has donated anything to this site. FAIL (You still get a 4 for the idea)
August 5th, 2006
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5 different level 1 easy to learn language Muzzy DVDs
August 5th, 2006
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A decent new gaming machine.
August 5th, 2006
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A time machine built by mullet man. 50 bikes (only to have them all stole by a n*gga). A perfect 1/24 scale model of the u.s.s. enterprise... Just some ideas.
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for truth.
August 5th, 2006
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I vote for livejasmin cam whore for the next add. Although my other ones were just as good.
August 5th, 2006
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How much do WMDs go for? Maybe you could own 1/1000th of a WMD.
August 5th, 2006
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ALOT of hoes
August 5th, 2006
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469 cans of Gay Fuel at $2.25 per can...
August 5th, 2006
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95 DVDs of "The Rock" at $10.99 each.
August 5th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 5th, 2006
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52 sound-activated clapper machines at $19.99 per unit. CLAP ON. CLAP OFF. THE CLAPPER!
August 5th, 2006
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+100 copies of Riiiiiidge Racer.
August 5th, 2006
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You called my bluff. I'm not going to kill any Guinea Pigs. I'd still like to see "4227 gumballs from a gumball machine."
August 5th, 2006
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I LOL'd. Alcoholic, owner of the most guinea pigs, big-mac-eating fat American, or proud owner of 20 penis pumps? The choice is yours.
August 5th, 2006
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26 sets of "Doggy Steps" 3-step stairs at $39.99/unit
August 5th, 2006
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300 cowbells
August 5th, 2006
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26 George Foreman GR10AWHT Champ Grills at the list price of $39.99 per unit...
August 5th, 2006
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Penis pumps and guinea pigs lol!
March 26th, 2007
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even better when used together
August 5th, 2006
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candy herbs and a friend did it but we do have to thank people like him for helping to keep this site going
August 5th, 2006
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1 official "N64-kid" Nintendo 64 at the eBay sale price of $1,051...
August 5th, 2006
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4 nintendo Wii's
August 5th, 2006
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You coulda bought a variety of plane tickets to almost anywhere in the world, one-way or otherwise depending on rates at the moment. lol world travel
August 5th, 2006
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You could have bought a golden retriever + months of dog food.
August 5th, 2006
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1,243 tronjan condoms
August 5th, 2006
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You could've bought 352 Red Bulls. You then would of had enough caffeine to stay up all night and make great YTMNDs which would have then convinced other people to spend money to support YTMND.com.
August 5th, 2006
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Donate $1,943.18 to this site and make it a cool $3000.00 ftw. You could have bought like 1000+ box's of jello.
August 5th, 2006
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you made a site about yourself?
August 5th, 2006
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I love it.
August 5th, 2006
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4 or 5 Nintendo Wiis. 8 Nintendo DS Lites.
August 5th, 2006
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"2 $500 prostitutes" or 10 $100 prostitutes
August 5th, 2006
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Bought Epic Armor for WoW on eBay.
August 5th, 2006
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4 nintendo wii's
August 5th, 2006
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You could've bought 132 copies of L. Ron's Dianetics. You should add that in.
August 5th, 2006
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150 movie tickets? That's assuming they're $7, though; it probably varies.
August 5th, 2006
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around 300 cans of Gay Fuel
August 5th, 2006
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I have 2 of those video cards, they kick serious ass. For that much money... you could of rented a big boat, or buy a small one.
August 5th, 2006
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yeah, f*ck that dumb n****r
August 5th, 2006
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1,056 packs of batteries at the dollar store
August 5th, 2006
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500 awesome tuscan milk.
August 5th, 2006
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P.S. you could buy Adverbs' mother 1,056 times
August 5th, 2006
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lol for ps3
August 5th, 2006
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*One Playstation 3* Awesome lol.
August 5th, 2006
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5 for 2 xbox 360s, yet only one PS3
August 5th, 2006
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You coulda bought Tubes
August 5th, 2006
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dumb, lol
August 5th, 2006
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August 5th, 2006
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LMAO one PS3. that was awsome
August 5th, 2006
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ur a f*cking idiot for donating all that money. and for making the burger say "lol, internet"
August 5th, 2006
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Some dignity.
August 5th, 2006
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4 Wii's
August 5th, 2006
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LOL!
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for keeping the site going :D
August 5th, 2006
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1 hour of pleasure with Syncan.
August 5th, 2006
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too bad they don't make red swinglines
June 26th, 2007
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Um... they do. http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/61b7/
August 5th, 2006
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12 Superman 16" BMX bikes, just in case one's stolen. http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=br_1_3/602-4847582-4664668?%5Fencoding=UTF8&frombrowse=1&asin=B000E9TCNS
August 5th, 2006
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You can buy a 52 month subscription to Kate's Playground
August 5th, 2006
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I have an idea of how you could've spent that money... oh, wait, your too DUMB to understand it sorry... 1,000?!?! your stupid bye
August 5th, 2006
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several hundred blonde wigs I guess
August 5th, 2006
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lawl! GG.
August 5th, 2006
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a penis
August 5th, 2006
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Stolen paypal account FTW Lawlz
August 5th, 2006
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A dedicated server for a full year.
August 5th, 2006
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Someone should donate $1,056.82 to this YTMND.
August 5th, 2006
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Hmmm... maybe he's rich. Stop being a hater.
August 5th, 2006
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4 Nintendo Wiis
August 5th, 2006
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1,056 one dollar hookers or one hooker costing 1,056 dollars
August 5th, 2006
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2,113 Crunchwrap Supremes at Taco Bell
March 27th, 2007
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F*ck yeah!!!
March 28th, 2007
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Best. Idea. Ever.
August 5th, 2006
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You could buy 2 limited edition "Little Platinum" vibrators. http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1&products_id=5
August 5th, 2006
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"your too DUMB to understand it sorry... 1,000?!?! your stupid bye" I love it when someone types something like this.
August 5th, 2006
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Send it to ForkHead
August 5th, 2006
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I actually kind of like Teknorat, even if he seemingly wastes his money like this. But hey, nobody can accuse him of not being a contributor to a good cause.
August 5th, 2006
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4 nintendo Wiis
August 5th, 2006
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7 virgin mobile Slider Sonics
August 5th, 2006
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you have gained my respect, oh humble lamer. now continue...
August 5th, 2006
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Rofl. We all love you for it.
August 5th, 2006
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This is kinda funny. My friend and I were just talking about how insane you were last night after we both downvoted your hail to the chief. We assumed you used some sort of ID theft to donate all that money to YTMND.
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You could have sent it to me.
August 5th, 2006
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5 for admitting how dumb your decisions were.
August 5th, 2006
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10,568 packs of Top Ramen.
August 5th, 2006
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.
August 5th, 2006
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http://cgi.ebay.com/BID-ON-A-DATE-W-TWO-BEAUTIFUL-SO-CAL-GIRLS_W0QQitemZ150018050136QQihZ005QQcategoryZ88433QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem You could go on a date with 2 hot so-cal girls TWICE
August 5th, 2006
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wow, you're dumb
August 5th, 2006
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5'd for spending your money any way you see fit. Here are some suggestions: Adobe PhotoShop CS 2 V9.0 for Windows $569.99, Microsoft Windows XP Professional With SP2 $137.99
August 5th, 2006
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words cannot express how foolish it was to spend so much money....5 because I your dedication to YTMND is ridiculous
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5000 WoW gold lol
August 5th, 2006
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whats really disturbing is how funny you think wasting 1,000 dollars is, c*nt
August 5th, 2006
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why the f*ck would you need 64 staplers anyway?
March 27th, 2007
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they're f*ckin nice mario, cmon
September 15th, 2007
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To attach a lot of sheets of paper to other sheets of paper.
August 5th, 2006
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Why would you save up all that money just to donate it!? You're a f*cking retard.
August 5th, 2006
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Perhaps sponsoring YTMND's that you found skillfuly done instead of patting yourself on the back by sponsoring your own?
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real samurai sword (around $1000)
August 5th, 2006
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52 acres of land on the moon
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