Worst AOL searches ever
Created on: August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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very sexy, why the frooty boob are these good ones coming out so late?
August 8th, 2006
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pretty epic conclusion
August 8th, 2006
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o.0 wow
August 8th, 2006
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N*gg*rs have x-ray vision and fives!
August 8th, 2006
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um, whoa. Kind of a short film, definately f*ggy. This guy said fruity boob ^. 5.
August 8th, 2006
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overbites
August 8th, 2006
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AOL sites FTW aolsecrets1.ytmnd.com aolsecrets2.ytmnd.com
August 8th, 2006
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I lol'd. But no more f*ggy short films,plz.
August 8th, 2006
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Epic conclusion
August 8th, 2006
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Yes, I apologize for the f*ggy short film...I normally try to avoid such faux pas.
August 8th, 2006
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oh f*ck... you found me out...
August 8th, 2006
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5'd if you add a new frame to your gif. Under your conclusion make "also c*cks" appear.
August 8th, 2006
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hmmm also c*cks
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lmao, the "also c*cks" at the end was the cherry on top
August 8th, 2006
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Laughed so hard
August 8th, 2006
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Center that bitch, man!
August 8th, 2006
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That was the funniest string of frames in a ytmnd I have seen on this site. Good research.
August 8th, 2006
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DAMN this was entertaining! so good so good, overbite sex gtfo!
August 8th, 2006
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August 8th, 2006
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4 for content alone. The "punchline" sorta reminded me of that Red Vs. Blue episode. "Yes. I am a gay robot". Sounds like that person is quite confused about how to react to his various peers, so he decided to do a little research.
August 8th, 2006
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Joseph Wendell of NYC. We've got a name and a location, he's ours!
August 8th, 2006
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5'd as soon as I saw "Old ladies who look like Hilary Clinton nude"
August 8th, 2006
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wtf!
August 8th, 2006
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At least he knows what the jazz is all about.
August 8th, 2006
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They're going to execute her. Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn't want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay.
August 8th, 2006
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i was gonna five it for the conclusion but the also c*cks killed the mood, so 4
August 8th, 2006
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HAY! quit looking at my AOL searches..uh I mean, it couldn't be me, I have uh..an open wireless r-router..yeah thats it
August 8th, 2006
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Too many good reasons to 1 this. Hillary Clinton nude, power-point, and LOL screenshots ftl.
August 8th, 2006
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I have a possible solution to this strange situation: This guy is probably a bot that does random searches to boost those crappy porn sites that have nothing but links. I think this is very possible, considering the style of his searches is consistent with the keyword-spammed results you usually get when you google for "free porn."
August 8th, 2006
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that guy is obviously not racist. if he was, why would he be searching for black people in porn?
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Hahahaha...nazi fascists all secretly want to have gay sex with black people...hahahaha...
August 8th, 2006
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"I have a possible solution to this strange situation: This guy is probably a bot that does random searches to boost those crappy porn sites that have nothing but links. I think this is very possible, considering the style of his searches is consistent with the keyword-spammed results you usually get when you google for "free porn."" I dont think exterminating all the n*gg*rs in NYC or checking to see if they have x-ray vision is a random search to boost porn.
August 8th, 2006
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He loves gay, fat ,black, old and nazi people? He hates black people but loves black porn? ok ok he's a freak
August 8th, 2006
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Do ni**ers have x-ray vision?
August 8th, 2006
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L@L, horse dick.
August 8th, 2006
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dude center this and i might give ya 5, but that was some funny *ss sh*t
August 8th, 2006
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ROFL- That guy is F*CKED UP
August 8th, 2006
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Sounds to me like a member of f*cked up demographic that visits Totse.
August 8th, 2006
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Joseph Wendell? I give this about 1 hour before someone has called his house and told his wife about all these searches. LOL, internet detectives.
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IVE SEEN WORSE
August 8th, 2006
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"that guy is obviously not racist. if he was, why would he be searching for black people in porn?" possibly the dumbest statement ever said on ytmnd. I'm not calling you dumb, I'm just saying what you typed was dumb.
August 8th, 2006
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Nice job. Thanks for the plug.
August 8th, 2006
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You win 5 internets!!!!!
August 8th, 2006
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also c*cks
August 8th, 2006
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YTMND OF THE *YEAR*! FLAT OUT!
August 8th, 2006
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most appropriate use of "also c*cks" ever!
August 8th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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Also old russian nun
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Black Teen F*ggots With Overbites FTW.
August 9th, 2006
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just wow
August 9th, 2006
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Good sh*t, but center the image.
August 9th, 2006
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he should join the NGAA
August 9th, 2006
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"Old Ladies that look like Hillary Clinton Nude" that made me LOL!
August 9th, 2006
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uhhhh, k. 5'd for the hell of it
August 9th, 2006
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"at least he knows what the jazz is all about." LOL, QFT!
August 9th, 2006
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5'd for ALSO C*CKS!
August 9th, 2006
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so, Josheph Wendell likes watching gay fat n*gg*rs with overbites, while having sex with his cow?
August 9th, 2006
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"At least he knows what the jazz is all about." - I fell out of my chair laughing at this.
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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dude... what's a twink??
August 9th, 2006
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That's jazz, baby!
August 9th, 2006
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hilarious! ***** for you!
August 9th, 2006
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Thats one f*cked up individual but probably a long way off being the worst.
August 9th, 2006
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what a sick f*ck
August 9th, 2006
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What...the...heck?
August 9th, 2006
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STOP POSTING WHAT I SEARCH FOR YOU RAT BASTARD!
August 9th, 2006
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Haha, Great music too.
August 9th, 2006
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Blend the 'also c*cks' in the text. Otherwise, if there isn't any spyware in that person's computer, that guy is (insert being f*cked up here).
August 9th, 2006
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rofl, the also c*cks fits!
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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LOLOLOLOL epic
August 9th, 2006
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also c*cks
August 9th, 2006
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Now with more centeredness.
August 9th, 2006
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OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OGM OGM OGM GO MGOG M..............but funny (^_^)
August 9th, 2006
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Very disturbing. People on the internet search for sick stuff like that all the time, but the strange obsession with overbites is what really puts the cherry on the crazy cake.
August 9th, 2006
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oh my, that is pretty scary... a neo-nazi using aol
August 9th, 2006
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I think the gif broke.
August 9th, 2006
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Wow. That is levels of scary I thought never to find on the internets.
August 9th, 2006
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fixed
August 9th, 2006
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Good detective work
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Are you sure it was only one person?
August 9th, 2006
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scary stuff
August 9th, 2006
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lol overbites (awaiting http://overbite.ytmnd.com)
August 9th, 2006
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You forgot Poland.
August 9th, 2006
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O...k...
August 9th, 2006
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probably bill clintons searches
August 9th, 2006
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Obviously, the guy who did the searches was adverb. I'm surprised there were no searches about sh*tting in a bag. I dig the smooth jazz Price Is Right theme, though.
August 9th, 2006
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+1 for being OWLD and -1 for the safe for work version. ^_^
August 9th, 2006
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hey, who's been snooping on my internet searches?
August 9th, 2006
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Or you know, it could be a cybercafe, could be idiots messing around, could be family one of which are searching for research off the 'net. But no, it's got to be OMG HEZ A NAZI N*GG* H8TR. Your conclusion-jumping annoys me.
August 9th, 2006
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Wow... but make "also c*cks" last more like 1 second before restart
August 9th, 2006
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i've seen like a hundred of these insane users already and it takes like 2 seconds of scrolling to find a new one, they're endless and disturbing.
August 9th, 2006
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...
August 9th, 2006
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Joseph Wendell is going to hell. Although black dudes COULD have X-ray vision...
August 9th, 2006
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Overbite porn? Clinton porn? Ugh.
August 9th, 2006
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why am I only seeing the first two frames repeat over and over again?
August 9th, 2006
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F*ck Lee Kaplan! This is REAL investigative journalism!
August 9th, 2006
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LOL, AOL user
August 9th, 2006
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HORSEDICK
August 9th, 2006
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Why am I only seeing the first two frames repeat over and over again?
August 9th, 2006
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this is bugged, I'm only seeing the first two screens
August 9th, 2006
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sick granny humper!
August 9th, 2006
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wow there are some Fked up people in this world
August 9th, 2006
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Win.
August 9th, 2006
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Only seeing it repeat on the teen f*ggot thing. Fix plz so i can 5.
August 9th, 2006
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great investigative reporting
August 9th, 2006
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tha n*gg* got pwn!!
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"Only seeing it repeat on the teen f*ggot thing. Fix plz so i can 5." Me too.
August 9th, 2006
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I'm only seeing the first two frames repeated over and over again. >_>
August 9th, 2006
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u forgot russian nun f*cker!
August 9th, 2006
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it is broken. one star for nothing to see.
August 9th, 2006
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Awesome, might want to fix the rest though. Only two frames.
August 9th, 2006
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only seeing first 2 frames, fix it for better score.
August 9th, 2006
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Where's the ending?
August 9th, 2006
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funny....
August 9th, 2006
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....also c*cks
August 9th, 2006
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weird
August 9th, 2006
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lawl ...also c*cks
August 9th, 2006
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I... what?
August 9th, 2006
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5555555555555555
August 9th, 2006
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i rofl'd
August 9th, 2006
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OH GOD YES OVERBITES
August 9th, 2006
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Only seeing first 2 frames.
August 9th, 2006
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no
August 9th, 2006
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the music sounded like playing sims.
August 9th, 2006
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disgusting.
August 9th, 2006
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I lol'd, rofl'd and all the rest.
August 9th, 2006
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BEST CONCLUSION EVAR
August 9th, 2006
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wait...what other stuff was he looking for?
August 9th, 2006
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The conclusion wins this.
August 9th, 2006
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WHAT THE F*CK CLIFFHANGER
August 9th, 2006
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god dammit this f*cking sucks
August 9th, 2006
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you fail'd
August 9th, 2006
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WHAAAAAT
August 9th, 2006
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N*gg*s gots x-ray?! ORLY?
August 9th, 2006
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Dont post it until you've finished it.
August 9th, 2006
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5 for conclusion
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Two stars for two total frames. (fix it)
August 9th, 2006
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x-ray vision hahahahah wow
August 9th, 2006
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OMG thats so funny
August 9th, 2006
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W. T. F.????? 0_o
August 9th, 2006
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I'm afraid I'm also in the "I just see two frames" camp. Hopefully there's something funny here...
August 9th, 2006
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Like people have said before, 2 stars for 2 frames.
August 9th, 2006
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4 bc its funny
August 9th, 2006
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I think the people on aol did this on pourpose
August 9th, 2006
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I was going to five this until "also c*cks"
August 9th, 2006
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are n*gg*rs satan or demons or gremlins...FTW!
August 9th, 2006
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It was Bill Cosby.
August 9th, 2006
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees the beauty of overbite pr0n. Btw the music makes this ytmnd
August 9th, 2006
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I FOUND THIS MILDLY ENTERTAINING
August 9th, 2006
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Only Psychos would go on AOL. LOL.
August 9th, 2006
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also c*cks
August 9th, 2006
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Mirrors! http://www.gregsadetsky.com/aol-data/
August 9th, 2006
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his name is also Joseph Wendell from New York... AOL made a monumental mistake when they posted this sh*t...MONUMENTAL.
August 9th, 2006
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1d for also c*cks. well 1d for everything else too i guess
August 9th, 2006
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that gave me quite the chuckle.
August 9th, 2006
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Made me laugh hard IRL = 5
August 9th, 2006
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I don't get it. It's like you forgot to finish this or something.
August 9th, 2006
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I guess the jazz gave him the brain damage.
August 9th, 2006
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Where is teh rest plz.
August 9th, 2006
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yeah, only 2 slides are looped...
August 9th, 2006
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Probably a 14 year old white kid who likes to do silly searches.
August 9th, 2006
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...and?
August 9th, 2006
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hahaha. The n**gers with X-Ray vision won this. People often underestimate how sexy an overbite can be...
August 9th, 2006
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Guess the 5'ing didn't work the first time?
August 9th, 2006
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what happened to rest of research...
August 9th, 2006
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This gets the biggest "WTF" ever!!!
August 9th, 2006
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Let's hope to god someone doesn't make a fad with this guy.
August 9th, 2006
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Do N*gg*rs have X Ray Vision?
August 9th, 2006
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DO N*GG*RS HAVE X-RAY VISION PLZ GOGOGO
August 9th, 2006
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He can't be that bad...I mean, he listens to Jazz...
August 9th, 2006
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lol
August 9th, 2006
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LOL, WOW....
August 9th, 2006
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Oh, GROSS! Hilary Clinton?! Yuck!
August 9th, 2006
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Whats with this guy and overbites...?
August 9th, 2006
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win.
August 9th, 2006
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I don't have a 'wtf' big enough
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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It's broked
August 9th, 2006
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What the hell? You say you wondered what else he was searching for, put you dont put what else he was searching for?! Wheres the payoff... Dick!
August 9th, 2006
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Oh i see, Its okay to put black teen f*ggots but not N*gger? now you get a 1 for being spineless and hypocrytical.
August 9th, 2006
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So I guess when n*gg*rs arent out stealing bikes and sleeping with all the white womens they are giving me brain cancer with their x-ray eyes. Figures.
August 9th, 2006
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5 for the music, and funny.
August 9th, 2006
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August 9th, 2006
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overbites?
August 9th, 2006
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Haha. I was gonna give you a 3 but the conclusion and also ckocks earns you a 5 my good man.
August 9th, 2006
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what?
August 9th, 2006
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Ooooooooookay 5 for the music....Also I have an overbite, not black...But I still don't feel safe!
August 9th, 2006
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Oh man, it's sites like this one that make my day first thing in the morning. Good work mate :)
August 9th, 2006
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LMFAO!
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This IS the funniest YTMND I've seen in a long time.
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overbite ftl
August 9th, 2006
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Damn! Im 5ing this.
August 9th, 2006
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censored.
August 9th, 2006
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I have been sitting at home doing practically nothing all day, and watching this actually made me feel like I've gone through something informative and productive. Entertaining and a little creepy. Definitely 5-worthy. Thanks! :)
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o.0 this is just scary....
August 9th, 2006
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LOL!
August 9th, 2006
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i only get the first 2 frames repeating, and after reading the comments i can clearly see there is SUPPOSED to be more, so 1 until it works for me.
August 9th, 2006
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Uh. Missing something?
August 9th, 2006
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joseph wendell loves overbite porn!!!
August 9th, 2006
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and... what else was he searching for???
August 9th, 2006
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X RAY VISION!?
August 9th, 2006
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For some reason, Internet Explorer only loops the first two frames. :-/ Worked fine in Firefox for me, though.
August 9th, 2006
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well i don't have firefox, nor do I want it. hopefully it gets fixed
August 9th, 2006
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only the two frames?
August 9th, 2006
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sorry for the 4, but after seeing the Series Of Tubes movie, your gonna have to try REAL hard to get a 5 today :D
August 9th, 2006
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hmmm...works fine in IE for me. I'll try to fix it. Sorry for the delay, I've been at work all day.
August 9th, 2006
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PS: f*ck you internet explorer f*gs :D Firefox for the win!
August 9th, 2006
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5 for also c*cks
August 9th, 2006
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+1 for cool music. +1 for making me laugh my *ss off. +1 for excellent conclusion. +1 for creativitiy. + 1 for also c*cks. you win
August 9th, 2006
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LOL!
August 9th, 2006
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needs moar spinnars
August 9th, 2006
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lmfao
August 9th, 2006
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In firefox the image works fine but the music is messed... in IE the music is fine but there are only 2 frames in the gif. Wtf?
August 9th, 2006
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sounds like my kinda guy
August 9th, 2006
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The also c*cks threw it over the top, but the conclusion by itself was already a 5. =)
August 9th, 2006
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omg that is hilarious...there are freaks out there worst then Michael Jackson!
August 9th, 2006
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I don't know whether I should 1 this for the obscene mental image of Hillary Clinton nude or five it for it for everything else. I think a 3 will do.
August 9th, 2006
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better (IE users)?
August 9th, 2006
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also, c*cks = 5'd
August 9th, 2006
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Seems to be working now. (MIGHT be missing one or two frames, though I'm too tired to check closely.)
August 9th, 2006
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Yeah, ends with "...looks like it. But wait..." Keep workin' on it.
August 9th, 2006
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Clever loop
August 9th, 2006
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In less than 24 hours, this site has gotten more votes and views than all of my other sites combined!
August 9th, 2006
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should work now (fingers crossed)
August 9th, 2006
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You had me at also c*cks.
August 9th, 2006
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win
August 9th, 2006
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This weirdo is obviously a neo nazi that is trying to find "proof" that n*gg*z are inferior for his nazi friends by finding overbiting gay sex n*gg* porn. His sexual preference is, in fact, old russian nuns and beastiality sex with men.
August 9th, 2006
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superbe
August 9th, 2006
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I don't have x-ray vision. :(
August 9th, 2006
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It seems to work in IE for me now. ^_^
August 9th, 2006
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Needs some dead Nazis. ... F*ck it, I'm not giving any YTMND a 5 for the next week unless it has dead Nazis.
August 9th, 2006
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5 for conclusion
August 9th, 2006
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I like Jazz.
August 9th, 2006
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4. AOL users f*cking suck at using search engines.
August 9th, 2006
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so classy and good
August 9th, 2006
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ANYTHING's funny with Price is Right music.
August 9th, 2006
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Rofl. That was great. This guy is screwed up. I enjoyed the few minutes of laughter.
August 9th, 2006
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megafail
August 9th, 2006
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psychology: it was a joke. a bad one, i know. sorry.
August 9th, 2006
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LOLLERCAUST
August 9th, 2006
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Man, I loled until I was blue! Win!
August 9th, 2006
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lol
August 9th, 2006
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5 for your conclusion.
August 9th, 2006
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Also c*cks.
August 9th, 2006
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:O
August 9th, 2006
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rofl wtf?
August 9th, 2006
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...holy crap...
August 9th, 2006
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ROFFLE LIM-MOW
August 9th, 2006
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Wow, that's the exact same conclusion I came up with!
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