The Kaplan Letter: A Dramatic Reading
Created on: August 9th, 2006
The Kaplan Letter:  A Dramatic Reading
No, I'm not as awesome as Boo Maga. Sorry.

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August 9th, 2006
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lol 1st
August 9th, 2006
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in before boomaga
August 9th, 2006
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Wow, what a douchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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top 15, you must
August 9th, 2006
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lolgasm
August 9th, 2006
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No, you can not do the theatrical voice as awesome as Boo Maga, but how about trying for an angry scotsman voice? I think you can pull that off a little better
August 9th, 2006
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the ear rape makes it
August 9th, 2006
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Uhmm, not done as good as I think it could have been. But it gets a five, for the idea.
August 9th, 2006
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lol /cheer!
August 9th, 2006
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Five for flying lobsters. Yeah, I caught that.
August 9th, 2006
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"joiurnalist" pronunciation and surprise FL sound for the +5.
August 9th, 2006
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O NOES HE GETEN SMEERED!
August 9th, 2006
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'Respiond'
August 9th, 2006
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inveistagative joiurnalist
August 9th, 2006
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I heard the sh*t out of it.
August 9th, 2006
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spare me
August 9th, 2006
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Good idea, but unfortunately your voice/acting is not up to the task at all.
August 9th, 2006
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It was a 1 because it lacks that boomaga touch, that is, until the respIond. THat made it a 5 for me. also in before boomaga.
August 9th, 2006
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yeah, not as good as boomagas of course, nothing can beat that. i gave this a 3 but +1 for that flying lobster i heard.
August 9th, 2006
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it just ain't cool without a LAWL!
August 9th, 2006
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flying lobsters?
August 9th, 2006
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Apparently someone has never been in an internet fight before, I think that persons name is Lee Kaplan. Its like throwing gas on a fire to put it out... Silly mortals when will they learn. Also you may not be boomaga, but still nice voice acting.
August 9th, 2006
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What a deuchebag.
August 9th, 2006
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pretty good, should have paused questionable at all the mis-placed periods though.
August 9th, 2006
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in before boomaga
August 9th, 2006
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Good show chap!
August 9th, 2006
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I promised boo the sponsor, but you got there first, so it's yours.
August 9th, 2006
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Uhh... where's the "dramatic" part in this whole thing? No emotion!
August 9th, 2006
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haha. oh man, this guy has seriuos. punctionation. issues,
August 10th, 2006
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for god's sake
August 10th, 2006
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lol even more pathetic of an email than the one bauman sent.
August 10th, 2006
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After pie!
August 10th, 2006
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Kaplan seriously needs to learn to PTKFGS.
August 10th, 2006
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i can't rate it as high as boomaga's, but the mispronounciations make it a solid 4.
August 10th, 2006
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He isn't a douche for what he does for a living. He is a douche for writing this letter. Also, the audio is barely tolerable. Like one of my MSPaint ytmnds.
August 10th, 2006
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lol "second *pause*"
August 10th, 2006
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You had a 4 until the end.
August 10th, 2006
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I was gonna give you a 3 or 4 until I got to the end...Also Flying Lobsters
August 10th, 2006
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Voice could be better though.
August 10th, 2006
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You are breathing too much in to the mic, but I appreciated the extended pause from the .. .. - that was dramatic enough for a 5
August 10th, 2006
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Better than boomaga.
August 10th, 2006
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Indeed.
August 10th, 2006
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BRILLAINT!
August 10th, 2006
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RESPIOND
August 10th, 2006
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I heart Israel, but man, this guys is ASKING for it. LOL, lawyers! GJ on the reading!
August 10th, 2006
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I'm Boomaga, and I approve this message.
August 10th, 2006
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^ Clearly not boomaga, because "Boomaga" is clearly spelled with a lower-case 'b'
August 10th, 2006
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brillaint.
August 10th, 2006
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You're just reading some text. If you want to do some real acting, you've got to put emotion into this.
August 10th, 2006
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in after boomaga
August 10th, 2006
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Hearing you say "nuclear bastard" with the accent deserves a 5
August 10th, 2006
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boo maga
August 10th, 2006
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anybody that spells like that must be a douchebag
August 10th, 2006
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Funnier than Boomagas
August 10th, 2006
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Well, you get a 4 for effort. Unfortunately, ideal elocution and projection takes time and practice, and not all of us have time for that sort of thing.
August 10th, 2006
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Hello, my name is fyrestorm, and I approve these flying lobsters.
August 10th, 2006
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should have known this was coming heh
August 10th, 2006
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you should have made a shock site instead
August 10th, 2006
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not bad, but as mentioned Boo Maga is better at it. And what's the ending about?
August 10th, 2006
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I prefer this to the Bauman Emails, mainly because it's a lot shorter. Also, I like the way you got away with a mini-screamer.
August 10th, 2006
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Have to admit you were looking at a 3 from me until ROFLNOZZLE at the point he says 'Respiond' and from then on 5'd, 5'd, 5'd. Nice job.
August 10th, 2006
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Kid tested, boomaga approved
August 10th, 2006
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5 for the doubly long pause with the 2 full stops :D
August 10th, 2006
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Great 5'd
August 10th, 2006
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almost as good as boomagas, and as earlier said, you had a 4 untill the end
August 10th, 2006
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hahahahhaha lol'd @ 'respiond'
August 10th, 2006
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Boomanga does it better, but it was pretty good.
August 10th, 2006
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That's right, give the people what they want.
August 10th, 2006
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lol
August 10th, 2006
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lolololol this is great, you´re almost as awesome!
August 10th, 2006
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not quite as good as the orginal reading :/
August 10th, 2006
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War on Ebaums, Scientology, LiveJasmin, and Lee Kaplan? I love this place.
August 10th, 2006
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Nice job reading the spelling mistakes you sound like boomaga for 75 percent of the time, pretty good
August 10th, 2006
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Not a bad overall attempt. Not quite a Boomaga. But good enough
August 10th, 2006
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Haha, you did the mispelled word pronunciations perfectly.
August 10th, 2006
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5 for the WAY over the top ending.
August 10th, 2006
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you're no way near as theatrical as boomaga.
August 10th, 2006
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It's because he's an actor. -CSM
August 10th, 2006
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Joiurnalist
August 10th, 2006
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5 for flying lobsters
August 10th, 2006
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Not very dramatic, but still good material.
August 10th, 2006
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I before O except after S in a word that doesn't require an I?
August 10th, 2006
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Hey Nuclearbastard! Yeah, it's not as good as boomaga, but still awesome. For the record, it was only going to be a four until I heard the ending. Well done! ^_^
August 10th, 2006
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August 10th, 2006
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this is true lunacy!
August 10th, 2006
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YOU HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY CROSSED THE LINE! Also, C*cks.
August 10th, 2006
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Sorry, good try, but it wasn't over the top enough.
August 10th, 2006
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Yay Nuclear Bastard (not a douchebag)
August 10th, 2006
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is the only 5 i've given to one that isn't performed by boo
August 10th, 2006
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I still love you nuc.
August 10th, 2006
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Would have been better if Boomaga did it. Also, pronounce the punctuation correctly. There's lots of periods that you read as commas.
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Not boomaga, but a great interpretation nonetheless.
August 10th, 2006
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August 10th, 2006
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Only Boomaga gets 5, but you get 4 for good attempt.
August 10th, 2006
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Part at the end is the icing on the cake
August 10th, 2006
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LOL! this wasn’t really noteworthy to me until I heard all the well preformed grammatical errors, LOL
August 10th, 2006
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Shame that Lee Kaplan clearly did not write it.
August 10th, 2006
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haha wow, f*ck lee kaplan, and f*ck israel
August 10th, 2006
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hahahhaa
August 10th, 2006
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1 for horrible acting and not being as good as the original. +1 for effort
August 10th, 2006
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there can be only one boomaga, dont copy the his backround if you want to be unique
August 10th, 2006
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Not done as good as boomaga, but here's a 4 for trying. I like the idea of using and angry scotsman voice instead.
August 10th, 2006
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LOL @ reading the spelling errors
August 10th, 2006
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Not terrible.
August 10th, 2006
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August 10th, 2006
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You didn't pause at his "...suing you. I will. However."
August 10th, 2006
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from a man who regularly hides behind the first ammendment. he truly is a douchebag
August 10th, 2006
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Good if it didn't have a f*ggoty voice.
August 10th, 2006
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Respiond!!!
August 10th, 2006
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I hate these 'dramatic readings' ...
August 10th, 2006
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5'd for doing the theatrical voice and managing to make it seem epic with all the misspellings
August 10th, 2006
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I'm J0ker and I'm an alcoholic
August 10th, 2006
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Did he actually write that letter to max, or did max just make it up?
August 10th, 2006
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5'd for "Brillaint"
August 10th, 2006
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invocietegative joirnoilists for teh win.
August 10th, 2006
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He sounds and looks like a GIANT douchbag
August 10th, 2006
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NEEDS LAZER-EYES AND PENGUINS.
August 10th, 2006
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lol. I reccomended this to Boomaga. Seems like you answered the call! Good job Nuc!
August 10th, 2006
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Brillaint!
August 10th, 2006
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Lee Kaplan is a dutch bag
August 10th, 2006
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Invïystigåytive Jéuarnüliste.
August 10th, 2006
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spare me
August 10th, 2006
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i like the first guy's voice and eccentricity better, but this will suffice.
August 10th, 2006
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this is poorly executed and in a lot of ways quite bad. +1 for effort though.
August 10th, 2006
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No boomaga, but still 5 quality. Nicely done.
August 10th, 2006
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Wow I didn't notice all the extra i's when I read it. Good job on this.
August 10th, 2006
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i respoind with a 5
August 10th, 2006
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Meh.
August 10th, 2006
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But damn, you're good competition for 'maga
August 10th, 2006
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funny, but you totally copied the ebaums dramatic reading. I know thats the idea, but no points for originality here.
August 10th, 2006
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Boom is better.
August 10th, 2006
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Not feelin' it.
August 10th, 2006
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Good thing I was playing Phoneix Wright while you were screaming in the mike creating this YTMND... LOL
August 10th, 2006
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It just doesn't have the great quotes that the bauman letters did.
August 10th, 2006
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lol you should make him sound really gay or something >_>
August 10th, 2006
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What the f3ck was that at the end? xD
August 10th, 2006
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Fived for the pause after "Second. ."
August 10th, 2006
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agreed completely with protusmose. Read as written!!
August 10th, 2006
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win for NuclearBastard, best YTMND radio host.
August 10th, 2006
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No you are awesome, but, link to the webpage in question about Lee Kaplan?
August 10th, 2006
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Boomaga > you. Sorry, it's just the way it is.
August 10th, 2006
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...douchebag
August 10th, 2006
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So f*cking WIN!
August 10th, 2006
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You already know you're no boomaga, so I don't need to say it.
August 10th, 2006
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HAHAHAH!!! 5'd for the nuclear blast and flying lobsters at the end!!!!
August 10th, 2006
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wow. very well done. loved the pronounciation on the typos! i imagined him having a south african accent due to his last name though.
August 10th, 2006
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inveistigative joiurnalist
August 10th, 2006
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I'm lost, what's wrong with him?
August 10th, 2006
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Needs more rolling R's. Say it with me now: RRRRRRRRRRROLL UP THE RRRRRRRRRIM TO WIN
August 14th, 2006
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PLEASE RESPIOND TO THIS IN WRITING!
August 14th, 2006
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The reading is forced, but the explosion at the end is brilliant.
August 15th, 2006
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voice acting was meh - however, that long akward pause after "Second. ." made me burst out laughing. a 5 on your house.
August 19th, 2006
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boomaga IS better...but 5'd.
August 20th, 2006
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5'd for joiurnalist, and the bastard
August 30th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 30th, 2006
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You succeeded! Congratulations!
August 30th, 2006
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sexy fails, please try again ^_^
August 31st, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 1st, 2006
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your voice is almost as annoying as DrPizza
September 12th, 2006
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What a douchebag
September 13th, 2006
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Hearing your voice makes me want to kill myself. Are you severely obese or what?
September 13th, 2006
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5!
September 23rd, 2006
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5 for "Brilliaint"!
December 2nd, 2006
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EPPIIIIIICCCCCCC
January 17th, 2007
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(not a douchebag)