Play the race card! (Yet another update)
Created on: August 14th, 2006
Play the race card! (Yet another update)

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August 14th, 2006
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i c wut u did thur
August 14th, 2006
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the sound is sped up super mario...i'm too lazy to find a ligitmate source
August 14th, 2006
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What? |:
August 14th, 2006
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they also run fast in races.
August 14th, 2006
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Eh...Race, as in Racism? see, those of different races(or, colors) would play a metaphorical 'race card,' which plays on the guilt of people("My people were slaves! And now, after all these years of opression, all because of the color of ma skin..."), in an effort to win an argument.
August 14th, 2006
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Excellent Comrade TheeMikestar, the Party is pleased.
August 14th, 2006
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actual card text isn't italicized, only flavor text is
August 14th, 2006
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K0mputer, you are t3h dum
August 14th, 2006
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Phase one of Operating Glue-Gun complete. Good job, soldier.
August 14th, 2006
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extremely overused music, you could have put more effort into this
August 14th, 2006
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I summon Exodia and blast away all your life points!!
August 14th, 2006
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you didnt even source the most overused and annoying music on YTMND. GG
August 14th, 2006
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+4 because it's true
August 14th, 2006
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lol
August 14th, 2006
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I'm gonna change the music, K?
August 14th, 2006
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i c wut u did thur
August 14th, 2006
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Damn, I can't find anything good enough. Well, I'll just credit then.
August 15th, 2006
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The race card is what politicians use when theyre losing an argument to make the other guys look racist and ignorant.
August 15th, 2006
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5 for n*gg*rs. And k0mputer, f*ck you, everyone downvote his sites because he dv's great sites such as this and nedestruction.ytmnd.com
August 15th, 2006
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HOW DO I PLAY?
August 15th, 2006
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mikes owns.
August 15th, 2006
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88.
August 15th, 2006
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5 becuase its so true
August 15th, 2006
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f'ing lol
August 15th, 2006
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14
August 15th, 2006
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only the bottom text is italisized
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I JUST LOST THE GAME
August 15th, 2006
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I'm only 5ing this because I can relate.
August 15th, 2006
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If you're going to do this site, at least try a bit. Here, I made this for you, feel free to use it: http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9099/racecardhd8.png
August 15th, 2006
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Actually, scratch that. I'll pm you the new link.
August 15th, 2006
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lol, so true. "RACISM, YOUR ARGUEMENT IS NULL AND VOID!"
August 15th, 2006
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Not funny.
August 15th, 2006
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How about we play the "white crybaby" card?
August 15th, 2006
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I love how Cynthia McKinney tried playing the race card when she lost her election... to another African-American. I believe that there are MANY situations where racism is prevalent in society today. However, there are unfortunately race baiters who, unfortunately, dilute the notion of racism to the point where we have become numb. As a result, people who are the victims of geniune racism are lost in the mix.
August 15th, 2006
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or when Cynthia McKinney smacked a cop and got away with it..
August 15th, 2006
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The roflcopter has landed
August 15th, 2006
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jessie jackson has 4 copies in his deck
August 15th, 2006
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You win at life.
August 15th, 2006
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Need music more like the one I used in this old site of mine....http://hfgsdbdij.ytmnd.com/...or...http://ashdead2.ytmnd.com/
August 15th, 2006
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Times like this I wish I was black so I could complain, but sadly, I am white =/
August 15th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 15th, 2006
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1 for an absolutely abysmal MTG photoshop
August 15th, 2006
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a thought occured. why not put jessie jackson's picture on it instead
August 15th, 2006
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Magic isn't funny anymore. It's just too nerdy.
August 15th, 2006
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The picture on the card should be of Cynthia Mckinney
August 15th, 2006
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n*gg*z.
August 15th, 2006
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"When THE RACE CARD comes into play, destroy all arguments. No argument may be played as long as THE RACE CARD is in play. For each argument destroyed, put a token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 black creature.
August 15th, 2006
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HE SAID NlGGER
August 15th, 2006
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magic is good, this is not
August 15th, 2006
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lmao
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Black man approved.
August 15th, 2006
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LOLZ UPPITY BLACK PPL FTL!!!@&#R@#**#$@@!
August 15th, 2006
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Instead of it being removed from the game, have it be returned to player's hand until the next time that player's arguments lose.
August 15th, 2006
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And listen to SmoothMedia, his suggestions ROCK! LOL!
August 15th, 2006
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-1 bc the race card shoould be black.
August 15th, 2006
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i lold'
August 15th, 2006
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5'd only cause I'm sick of the race card being played in reality far more than it should be. There's quite a bit of reverse discrimination going on as a result.
August 15th, 2006
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tighten up the grapfx, k tnx
August 15th, 2006
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decent idea ruined by horrible sound choice. it's just awful.
August 15th, 2006
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Anyone who plays the race card should book passage back to Africa. The beauty of a free land is that you're welcome to leave it if you dont like something.
August 15th, 2006
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May I suggest the "I'm black y'all" music for this?
August 15th, 2006
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Hilarious, but you're using the card template for 7th Edition and under. Another nit-pick: BLUE! Augh! Blue = WEENIE COLOUR.
August 15th, 2006
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I can count to potato
August 15th, 2006
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Oh man, I can't believe I'm the only one to catch this since we are going there..."3 colorless and 2 water? You know they can't win in water!"
August 15th, 2006
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needs to be al sharpton, he always plays that card
August 15th, 2006
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no n*gg*r
August 15th, 2006
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It shouldn't be a blue spell - it should be a black or white.
August 15th, 2006
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Not only (obviously) does that card not exist, but it's just not funny. Make better ones using the editor plz, k thnxbai. =lol@Tyler2k=
August 15th, 2006
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nice lol
August 15th, 2006
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bah-roken
August 15th, 2006
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5 for funny, but -1 because it'd be funnier if the card was black too.
August 15th, 2006
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Yeap.
August 15th, 2006
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So true
August 15th, 2006
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YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY RACE CARD, A COSTLY MISTAKE!
August 15th, 2006
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What are you... racist?!
August 15th, 2006
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Wow! An all flavor text enchantment!
August 15th, 2006
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4 for not using black mana
August 15th, 2006
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This ytmnd needs to be mana leaked. Or hindered. Or countermanded.
August 15th, 2006
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Are you serious
August 15th, 2006
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Yay race card!
August 15th, 2006
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BWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!!! 5*, but may I suggest better music?
August 15th, 2006
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Haha, good plan!
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Disenchant'd!
August 15th, 2006
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Race card should have darkness power, not water.
August 15th, 2006
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i play the race card all the time!
August 15th, 2006
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it needs to be a black (dark?) type card
August 15th, 2006
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"How about we play the "white crybaby" card?" lol. such a moron. you think this isn't true? pay attention to the news.
August 15th, 2006
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Yep.
August 15th, 2006
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The idea was good at least
August 15th, 2006
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Whoa, top 15? Awesome. I will add in that new card, thanks BTape.
August 15th, 2006
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hah love it
August 15th, 2006
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HAHAAAH GENIUS
August 15th, 2006
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ROFLS
August 15th, 2006
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I wish I was black so I could have race cards.
August 15th, 2006
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5d for k0mputer
August 15th, 2006
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Lol MTG.
August 15th, 2006
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uh...
August 15th, 2006
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So true
August 15th, 2006
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its hilarious, but I agree with alot of people here that the music needs to change.
August 15th, 2006
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ahahahahaahahahahahhahaha. wow i feel like a nerd for understanding that :(
August 15th, 2006
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August 15th, 2006
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Play the Race Card! PLAY IT!!! -Homer S.
August 15th, 2006
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Well I changed the music. I should see a lot more 5s.
August 15th, 2006
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It should say, "destroy all other arguments."
August 15th, 2006
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MTG FTL
August 15th, 2006
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You're a racist
August 15th, 2006
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5 for btape
August 15th, 2006
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That music is much better
August 15th, 2006
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5 for sheer awesome.
August 15th, 2006
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Way to make an unfunny YTMND. People should follow your example, No.. wait, they do it anyway.
August 15th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
August 15th, 2006
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4 only bc its a non-funny thruth
August 15th, 2006
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I'd have to say AntwanDavis is black.
August 15th, 2006
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Lol, I finally got the "remove from play" part. I'm a bit slow on these things...
August 15th, 2006
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WIN
August 15th, 2006
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Music should be the "I'M BLACK YA'LL!. I'M BLACK YA'LL. I'M BLACKITY BLACK AND I'M BLACK YA'LL!!!!"
August 15th, 2006
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lol, white people hate black people?
August 15th, 2006
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f*ck n*gg*s. N*gg*s are different from black people. blacks are cool. n*gg*s aint.
August 15th, 2006
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Love it!!! ★★★★★ YES!
August 15th, 2006
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Must find song. Must find song.
August 15th, 2006
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Edited yet again. Aww f*ck I need to change the sound source.
August 15th, 2006
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Magic: The Gathering = YOU'RE A NERD AND GAY! 1'd
August 15th, 2006
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HAHA!!! I love CB4! Fantastic!!!
August 15th, 2006
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Black is my f*cking COLOR... play this card with 'Karma.' :)
August 15th, 2006
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So true
August 15th, 2006
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it should be an "argument" instead of an enchantment - it's destroying all arguments in play...
August 15th, 2006
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Haha, that's pretty good.
August 15th, 2006
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http://bews.ytmnd.com/
August 15th, 2006
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LOL Cynthia McKinney
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its sad that i find this funny
August 15th, 2006
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"it should be an "argument" instead of an enchantment - it's destroying all arguments in play..." Yeah, but it isn't a real arguement. Politicians just use it, and the general public lets them because there ignorant. O and 5. made me lol.
August 15th, 2006
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waowowaow
August 15th, 2006
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5'd for truth
August 15th, 2006
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ohhh how i love this song
August 15th, 2006
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5 cause its unfortunately true
August 15th, 2006
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omfg awesome.
August 15th, 2006
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hells yeah
August 15th, 2006
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cool
August 15th, 2006
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You should just do different cards wtih different music. The songs you have been using are good.
August 15th, 2006
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
August 15th, 2006
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4. The sad thing is I understood why you made it a blue card.
August 15th, 2006
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oh so true
August 15th, 2006
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5d for making it a black card
August 15th, 2006
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mwuhahahaha unfortunatly I have the one card that can counter it: the mighty RACIAL INTOLLERANCE card! Bow to my awesomeness!
August 15th, 2006
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This deserves 10 stars
August 15th, 2006
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pff... lets see it beat my lvl 60 common sense.
August 15th, 2006
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hawt sh*t
August 15th, 2006
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Johnny C*ckran...MJs lawyer, OJs lawyer and attorney GOD
August 15th, 2006
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There is actually some truth to what you're saying.
August 15th, 2006
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YES!
August 15th, 2006
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5 because of CB4. God, I need to find that movie
August 15th, 2006
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So f*cking true
August 15th, 2006
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In the immortal words of Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy, "No, sir, I didn't like it".
August 15th, 2006
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Ho~ly crap lol (my least intellible comment, but *eh* :p)
August 15th, 2006
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sad yet true.
August 15th, 2006
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(will my stars count this time?)
August 15th, 2006
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Nice, very nice.
August 15th, 2006
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I think the black race card should cost cheaper. They play it so often that it must be pretty easy to play. And I guess you might have some inside joke as cheap blacks or something, but that's usually reserved for the jews.
August 15th, 2006
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Pretty good card, but there's a better version that includes "place all logical arguments in graveyard."
August 15th, 2006
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5'd because it's so f*cking true. Latest example from the national spotlight that comes to mind is Cynthia McKenney. Stupid noisy racist c*nt is always complaining about white people, punches a white capitol security guard, and gets away with it.
August 15th, 2006
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5'd for truth
August 15th, 2006
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nice edit! 5'd
August 15th, 2006
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hahah leave it to the damned n*gg*rs to always yelp about their f*ckin skin
August 15th, 2006
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Hey if it works lol.
August 15th, 2006
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sweet
August 15th, 2006
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4 because the sh*t isn't removed from the game, it's reused again 10 minutes later. Change it to "When Race Card leaves play place at the top of your deck." or whatever.
August 15th, 2006
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Because I 5'd this, go here in return: http://onestarproject.ytmnd.com/
August 15th, 2006
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4 for not putting Cynthia McKinney's pic on that card.
August 15th, 2006
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Correction -- Cynthia McKinney's "smelly pirate hooker" face ... on that card: http://cmsph.ytmnd.com/
August 15th, 2006
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5 for hilarity as well as absolute dumbasses who don't understand the ytmnd and think you're a racist based on a clever image alone.
August 15th, 2006
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magic the gathering + racial humor = good ytmnd. *****
August 15th, 2006
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This is some funny sh*t. If you find this offensive, you're taking it too seriously.
August 15th, 2006
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Yeah it was funny when it wasn't stolen.
August 15th, 2006
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So I guess nobody looked at the copyright information at the bottom of the card. =)
August 15th, 2006
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Nice that should go along well with my friends "plantation owner card" with col. sanders
August 15th, 2006
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lol, n*gg*rs
August 16th, 2006
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Nice updates.
August 16th, 2006
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too much mana for my usage
August 18th, 2006
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You.... you.... WIN.
August 22nd, 2006
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Soon as the music hit I started rolling.
September 7th, 2006
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You... WIN. Who is that, btw? Malcolm X, Johnny Carson...?
September 13th, 2006
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Yeah satire.
October 30th, 2006
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This music always makes me laugh, and its a perfect compliment to the image.
November 19th, 2006
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pure win
January 17th, 2007
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you should put a quote at the bottom, like some magic cards have. the quote should say, "It's because i'm black, isn't it?"