Dane Cook is a Genius!
Created on: August 15th, 2006
Dane Cook is a Genius!
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September 11th, 2006
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Site blows, but anything anti-Dane Cook is automatically hooray
September 11th, 2006
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wow, f*cking vanquished
September 11th, 2006
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lol HUMOR. RITE?
September 11th, 2006
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I see what you did there
September 11th, 2006
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dear everyone maybe it was just me but i thought this was making fun of the fact that he's NOT funny, but just randomly crazy
September 11th, 2006
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and for some reason people love it
September 11th, 2006
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him*
September 11th, 2006
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I approve.
September 11th, 2006
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haha i think he's funny but this is great.
September 11th, 2006
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LIEK OMG SYCAN=INSTA 5 LOLOL....no but seriously, this ytmnd shouldnt have more than a 3.5
September 11th, 2006
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Nice. Very true, but I still like him. He's not my favorite, not by a long-shot, but he's good.
September 11th, 2006
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Thank you, so much. I just don't see what is SO funny about him. He's alright, but not the comedy God everyone makes him out to be.
September 11th, 2006
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Wow.
September 11th, 2006
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no no, you are the genius.
September 11th, 2006
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lmao at Idnemesis
September 11th, 2006
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THANK YOU I DO NOT FEEL ALONE NOW THIS GUY SUCKS
September 11th, 2006
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Brilliant!
September 11th, 2006
(1)
Dane Cook is so overrated. He'll manage to make me laugh here and there, but damn, some people treat him like he's the best thing to ever be born.
September 11th, 2006
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LOL
September 11th, 2006
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lol, Dane Cook is such a hack douche.
September 11th, 2006
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Thank God, somebody else realizes he makes a fool out of himself on stage for cheap laughs.
September 11th, 2006
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Dane Cook could pee in a cup and call it Pepsi and have everyone in the world believe him. Myself included, 5.
September 11th, 2006
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It's true. His sh*t is so dumb and random it's funny.
September 11th, 2006
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This is relevant to my interests. I hope this 5 is relevant to yours.
September 11th, 2006
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Indeed he is, good sir.
September 11th, 2006
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i lol'd
September 11th, 2006
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How unexpected of a typical Dane Cook obessesor to wear a Myspace t-shirt!! 0.0
September 11th, 2006
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RSSFWWRAHHRRGAFWRAHRGGRA.
September 11th, 2006
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5'd cause Dane Cook sucks.
September 11th, 2006
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Blow me
September 11th, 2006
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"At the VMA's this past year, I thought MTV had a freight train crash into an orphanage on stage." People watch MTV anymore?? =(
September 11th, 2006
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My hope is that when Dane Cook dies his fate in hell is to get his *ss kicked daily by Steve Irwin.
September 11th, 2006
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kyle cease > Dane Cook
September 11th, 2006
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dane cook is over-rated. i expect better from you, syncan.
September 11th, 2006
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wait f this i'm midvoting cause i dont know if its sacrastic or you actually like him.
September 11th, 2006
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Dane Cook went to my high school. He came back 2 years ago as a treat for the seniors, said he used to be the nerd in high school, then promptly ignored everyone but the jocks. That, and he's not funny.
September 11th, 2006
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i absolutely agree with you. that is, if you're referrencing to how sh*tty of a comedian he is. if i got the point correctly.
September 11th, 2006
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thats just like cutting out the punchlines of rodney dangerfields, jerry seinfelds, or any other comedians act then claiming it isnt funny. even though i agree that he is not that funny, but dane cooks performance was refreshingly funny at first but then he became a novelty and very very annoying
September 11th, 2006
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and he is officially dead to me now that he did the teen choiceawards and that jessica simpson movie that is sure to suck the upmost of balls
September 11th, 2006
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Dane is a f*cking f*ggot. also c*cks
September 11th, 2006
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haha
September 11th, 2006
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haha well done
September 11th, 2006
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you just super DUPER fingered BABy
September 11th, 2006
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lol dane cook
September 11th, 2006
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ROFL dude this seriously had me laughing to tears! hah thats genius dude =)
September 11th, 2006
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Yes! Brian Regan > * > Dane Cook
September 11th, 2006
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lol
September 11th, 2006
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This about sums up the extent of Dane Cook's comedy. He's a comedian for the MTV crowd. He's lame, but this YTMND rules.
September 11th, 2006
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Not going to lie, I liked him a lot more when he was less known, and everybody didn't quote him all the time.
September 11th, 2006
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TWAT, YES!! That's worth a YTMND on it's own.
September 11th, 2006
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I'm glad I can come out of the closet with my loathing for Dane Cook. All my friends think he's hilarious and personally I think he sucks.
September 11th, 2006
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Rofl I'm so sick of Dane Cook. JUSTICE!
September 11th, 2006
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Hahahahaha
September 11th, 2006
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he is a moron but this website justifies it
September 11th, 2006
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5 it made me lol in rl.
September 11th, 2006
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mitch hedberg was where it was at. dane blows.
September 11th, 2006
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he is g8
September 11th, 2006
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he was funny before he got popular and ran out of material
September 11th, 2006
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he became such a frat boy and voice for them at that thank you form making this ytmnd
September 11th, 2006
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dane cook is a joke thief
September 11th, 2006
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what are people laughing at?
September 11th, 2006
(-1)
dane cook is funny, STFU
September 11th, 2006
(0)
Take that Dane Cook and college *ssh*l*es
September 12th, 2006
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Ah-men on not citing every source.
September 12th, 2006
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LOL Dane Cook = Owned
September 12th, 2006
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5'd, the only suggestion is more "Stand Up" :P
September 12th, 2006
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im hopin that title was sarcasm, bleh to morons that think that moron is funny
September 12th, 2006
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Dane cook can be funny but i was watching a special of his the other nite and youre right..half his jokes are just him making stupid noises and repeating sh*t till people laugh.
September 12th, 2006
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im laughing my *ss off but i dont know why...
September 12th, 2006
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jesus he sucks!
September 12th, 2006
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I think Dane Cook is funny. Only that he gets cheered for stupid stuff now that is lame. If you go on youtube and look at his early stuff, you will find no cheering, retarded myspace users cheering at things that are not the punch-lines.
September 12th, 2006
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Thank you, I friggin hate Dane Cook.
September 12th, 2006
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I'm so sick of people like Dane Cook and Seth McFarlen that think bringing up the 80's and pop culture is a replacement for comedy. I hate Dane Cook, I hate Family Guy, I hate sex and sh*t jokes, and 80's nostalgia. REMEBER WHEN KIDS IN COLLEGE WERE SMART!? WTF HAPPENED?
September 12th, 2006
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is this supposed to be making fun of him, or do you actually think this is funny. dane cook is a funny guy, but this isn't
September 12th, 2006
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Yes taking random clips and pretending that that's what people are laughing at proves how terrible he is...
September 12th, 2006
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Yeah Dane does suck. This 4 star vote is because I thought this YTMND was making fun of him, how he says stupid, pointless sh*t and idiot teens think it's funny, and he's a genius for taking advantage of that.
September 12th, 2006
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Thank you. If you think Dane Cook is funny, you're gayer than Dane Cook.
September 12th, 2006
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so true
September 12th, 2006
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"Incidentally, it's a proven fact that half of Dane Cook's material is stolen from Louis C.K." O RLY? One or two similiar jokes that I've even seen made back in middle school equals HALF OF EVERYTHING IS STOLEN? Retard. Hell, even the jokes Cook did "steal" were funnier. It's all about delivery.
September 12th, 2006
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Lol, because 2 > Dane Cook
September 12th, 2006
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wtf lol
September 12th, 2006
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DANE COOK IS HORRIBLE
September 12th, 2006
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Dane Cook blows, glad to see there are people who havent bought into his clearly cocaine induced on stage douchebaggery that unfortunately passes for comedy these day. All hail Lewis Black!
September 12th, 2006
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LOL
September 12th, 2006
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lol half these people dont get that this is a diss to dane, gj though
September 12th, 2006
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hahahahahahah hes so funny i wanna sh*t on my eyes
September 12th, 2006
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and his delivery blows... all he does is make loud noises and reference fake nostalgia.
September 12th, 2006
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That Dane Cook's Vicious Circle is pretty hilarious.
September 12th, 2006
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I stand neither here nor there on the issue of Dane Cook. So 3. But + 1 because this made me lol.
September 12th, 2006
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Fantastic Dane Cook is overrated!
September 12th, 2006
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Also Cooks.
September 12th, 2006
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-5 for homo cook, +5 for girl with myspace shirt
September 12th, 2006
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well played then, syncan, well played.
September 12th, 2006
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September 12th, 2006
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I wonder if i piece together your ytmnds people would think you sucked too?
September 12th, 2006
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Ehh, I think he's funny, but, uses some jokes over agan too much. But jesus, you almost made me choke on my dinner while wacthing this, it was halarious
September 12th, 2006
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hes not a genius.... YOU ARE MY FRIEND
September 12th, 2006
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This guy doesn't make me laugh at all. Whenever some1 tries to show me his vids, it's typically the same clip some1 showed me b4. This guy just seems lame to me... but I guess some people will laugh at anything
September 12th, 2006
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Finally, someone who doesn't think he rules.
September 12th, 2006
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pretty good
September 12th, 2006
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twat, YES
September 12th, 2006
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F*ck you....Dane Cook is teh pwn. I should down vote but wont >:(
September 12th, 2006
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I saw vicious circle and thought it sucked balls.
September 12th, 2006
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dane cook is so overrated, I support this ytmnd
September 12th, 2006
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awesome. even though i love dane cook
September 12th, 2006
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i think i missed the point, i laughed at the first one
September 12th, 2006
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
September 12th, 2006
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Yeah, I'm not sure about that "he steals jokes" B.S. I've heard the mp3 of his alleged stealing, and the jokes aren't even the same. :\ If he's stealing, they'd be the same jokes, and even end the same way... Whutev.
September 12th, 2006
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Twat YES!
September 12th, 2006
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lmao
September 12th, 2006
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The thing is, his jokes aren't funny, but they don't have to be. He uses his delivery style and energy to FORCE you to laugh at whatever he's saying.
September 12th, 2006
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uhpushufurmushaoulflus FTW!
September 12th, 2006
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5'd because Dane Cook sucks. He has the comedic timing of an Islamic Terroist.
September 12th, 2006
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I like how people who love AND hate Dane Cook are giving this a 5.
September 12th, 2006
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I think he's WAY overrated... I saw his 1 - 2 hour special and laughed maybe twice...
September 12th, 2006
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lol, well done.
September 12th, 2006
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My headstone crumbles down...The hollywood winds will howl...
September 12th, 2006
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I'm so glad there's a huge group of people who hate Dane Cook just like me. 5 for you, great sir.
September 13th, 2006
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insert 5 stars here.
September 13th, 2006
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im in ur commentz upvoting ur sitez
September 13th, 2006
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Ha ha, amazing, He used to be really funny, but now... he just sucks
September 14th, 2006
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Sin Can is a genius
September 15th, 2006
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I love the picture you used to make Dane Cook look really dazed, so that you can see just how screwed in the *ss we are getting by his humor...like he created it at 2:00 in the morning.
September 16th, 2006
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4 only because some people will actually think this is highlighting him in a good way. **NEWS FLASH** DANE COOK IS A F*GHAT
September 16th, 2006
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Just saw his act for the first time the other night on HBO. Pure Suckage.
September 17th, 2006
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"Yeah, that sh*t you just depicted isnt funny becuase of the edits u made to it. Dane is second only to dave chappelle in stand up comedy. Dave>>>Dane>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>YTMND. I haven't seen one ytmnd that actually made me laugh, due to the queer factor invloved in all of them." then either your taste in stand-up is terrible or youve only heard mainstream stand-up.
September 17th, 2006
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I hate that dumb bastard... I'm 5ing this because I am HOPING that this is in fact making fun of him, because if it is it's damn funny
September 20th, 2006
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so true, i hate this guy. undeserved popularity for his 'hotness'. he looks like a million other guys, come on.
September 21st, 2006
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finally someone show's the truth of dane cook
September 22nd, 2006
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lol wtf
September 22nd, 2006
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you need to resync
September 25th, 2006
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DANE COOK IS SO ORIGINAL
September 25th, 2006
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how true....his acts are so lame.
September 26th, 2006
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I've got a serious drug problem, but you help make me feel like I'm sober.
September 27th, 2006
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I really like Dane Cook I dont care what people say..but GOD DAMN is this funny.
September 27th, 2006
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*insert laughter here*
September 28th, 2006
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Dane cook is the Gallagher of the future.
September 28th, 2006
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I C WAT U DID THAR
September 29th, 2006
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Exactly.
September 30th, 2006
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October 2nd, 2006
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new jesus
October 3rd, 2006
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He's a witch!
October 8th, 2006
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I loved Dane Cook before he hit the mainstream audience. :(
October 8th, 2006
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Roflcopter
October 11th, 2006
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You've changed my view on Dane Cook. Damn you! DAMN YOU!
October 11th, 2006
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That does sound like his standup
October 15th, 2006
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lol i like dane cook but this was funny
October 16th, 2006
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Got me LOL at work, INSTANT 5!
October 23rd, 2006
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I had never heard of Dane Cook. Now I know why.
October 26th, 2006
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Thank God. Someone else hates Dane Cook.
October 26th, 2006
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Guess what? Dane Cook is gay! F*cking f*gs--I HATE Dane Cook! But 3 for effort.
October 28th, 2006
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It's funny how some people think this is a positive site to Dane Cook, and some people realize it's an insult to him.
November 2nd, 2006
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Dane Cook needs to have the sh*t beat out of him in a dark alley after one of his so called comedy shows. He's a dumb metrosexual f*g.
November 30th, 2006
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^i agree whole heartedly :P
December 5th, 2006
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fav'd
December 6th, 2006
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he is an ass. also what sitsu said. but not the fav part..
December 6th, 2006
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Hey look, I made a promise in these comments and I didn't keep it. I don't even remember doing that, but it sounds like me.
December 18th, 2006
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Would be funnier if you didn't re-post it.
December 20th, 2006
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5'd because dane cook sucks.
December 21st, 2006
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I agree f*ck dane cook
January 7th, 2007
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I would agree but his early comedy cd's and his early comedy central stand up were great. He seems to have fallen into his own set generic pattern of comedy. But even then you can't ignore his early work.
January 12th, 2007
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Have my babies.
January 12th, 2007
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Allow me to analyze this piece of art: Dane can do just about any stupid thing, and college twats will laugh at him. I love you so much.
January 15th, 2007
(1)
God I hate dane cook sooo much.
January 15th, 2007
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god I hate that overrated piece of garbage. He was funny as an unknown, but nowadays he just sucks
January 16th, 2007
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It's funny because its true - very clever on your part. Also, the "you should know better" and "you're better than this" people need to stop posting on your sites, bunch of f*ucking jerk wads.
January 20th, 2007
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Twat was that? I c*nt hear you
January 23rd, 2007
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Demetri Martin > Dane Cook.
January 24th, 2007
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I like that there are people voting really high for this site like "Yeah, Dane is awesome" .. I don't think they get it...
January 26th, 2007
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January 26th, 2007
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TWAT. YES!
January 26th, 2007
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"I don't get it" lol, of course. Why are some many bastards laughing. F*cking f*ck.
January 26th, 2007
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*laughter*
February 1st, 2007
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100% true!!!!
February 3rd, 2007
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What I find funny, is that a bunch of people think this is pro-Dane Cook.
February 4th, 2007
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wow I love how you took random sound effects he made instead of actually using his comedy, you will do anything to prove your points and it's f*cking sad.
February 8th, 2007
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Dane Cook is lame
February 12th, 2007
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This YTMND changed my life
February 15th, 2007
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f*cking true
February 20th, 2007
(1)
LOOOOOOOOOOL I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THIS!!!
February 25th, 2007
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i love how people actually like dane cook. it gives the elitists just another shameful person to mock.
March 9th, 2007
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This was funny, but his criteria is good. So are many comedians' criteria. Who gives a sh*t if it sounds alike? It's all in how you word it.
March 25th, 2007
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Dane Cook is just another generic, bland college level humor comedian for frat boys and whores. Yes, I said it.
April 8th, 2007
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Oooh so true, ooooh so true XD
April 8th, 2007
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5 for the message you conveyed. And I completely agree. F*ck dane cook
April 8th, 2007
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his older stuff was funny like "naughty naughty kool aid"
April 8th, 2007
(-1)
I think this fad of young adolescent males hating on dane cook stems from a deep seeded uncomfortability with their sexuality. dDane Cook, with his loud and obnoxious demeaner, tight clothing, slender muscular body, and sauvely gelled hair, makes young boys immediately fall in love with him. Their attraction to this man makes them uncomfortable at a very confusing time for them. Thus they release their confusion and pent up sexual desire as aggression towards this otherwise extremely talented comedian.
April 8th, 2007
(1)
which talent are you referring to, repeating the punchline to a joke until people finally laugh, or throwing water on himself and going "OH!!!!!"
April 8th, 2007
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April 8th, 2007
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Did you edit in the myspace shirt? It just fits the scene far too well for someone to actually have worn it there.
April 8th, 2007
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Worth a lawl or two.
April 8th, 2007
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He was funnier b4 he was famous. Now he just thinks he's precious... And i hate his fans the most.
April 8th, 2007
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myspace.com!
April 8th, 2007
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Dane Cook is the reason babies cry.
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I'm a dane cook fan, but much of his comedy is either pity laughter or over-hyped "I'm the most popular comedian lawl" humor.
April 8th, 2007
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This is perfect. Dane Cook is comedy for dummies.
April 9th, 2007
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lol another syncan great :)
April 11th, 2007
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That girl has a f*cking Myspace shirt.
April 13th, 2007
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lmfao
April 13th, 2007
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ANY COMEDIAN > Dane Cook Thank you for pointing out how unfunny he is and how he just uses movement and immature words in order to seem funny to morons.
April 15th, 2007
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If you don't vote at least a 4, then you're gay. No other explanation needed.
April 19th, 2007
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Dane Cook sucks and so does everyone defending him.
May 11th, 2007
(0)
lol, overrated comedian
May 16th, 2007
(1)
F*ck Dane Cook
June 27th, 2007
(1)
I am a genius...........................btw
June 28th, 2007
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dumb.
September 10th, 2007
(0)
See? saying pointless things is funny!
June 26th, 2008
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This man is a f*ckstick, and this YTMND proves it. He's still better than Carlos Mencia but that's like saying you'd rather be shot in the head than die of AIDS.
August 8th, 2008
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Dane Cook is a silly bitch.
January 2nd, 2009
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What editing? That was straight off his last DVD.
January 2nd, 2009
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Dane does it for the lulz sause. And Cheetos.
January 2nd, 2009
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Dane Cook is especially gay with all those dumb *ss slapstick romantic comedies he does every other year. He deserves a fiery grave.
January 2nd, 2009
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you can chop up any comics routine like this and make them look like a moron. basically this just took Cook's material and presented it in it's own way. just like Cook does with other comics material. this YTMND is the dane cook of YTMNDs.
August 3rd, 2009
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Flawless logic.
January 2nd, 2009
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hhahaha
January 2nd, 2009
(-1)
Sorry Syncan. This site could be pro Dane Cook so I don't enjoy it.
January 9th, 2009
(1)
I don't see how, honey pie.
January 2nd, 2009
(0)
Dane Cook fails and he is not funny
March 29th, 2009
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Dane Cook is a poor excuse for a comedian.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTokAKl5c-Y#t=0m45s
September 10th, 2009
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rofl so so true
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