Jesus, Take The Wii
Created on: August 17th, 2006
Jesus, Take The Wii

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RetoldFire
August 17th, 2006
10:48:39 PM CDT
(0)
hilarious
Darkfall
August 17th, 2006
10:52:09 PM CDT
(0)
not bad lol
RawNuts
August 17th, 2006
10:52:28 PM CDT
(0)
Protip: Stop sucking, lol.
GilFarmerFtw
August 17th, 2006
10:53:18 PM CDT
(-3)
Terrible song. Needs editting. She clearly says Wheel and not Wii, if you can't tell that, then you are a f*cking moron. Also the humor f*cking sucks. Just stop making YTMNDs.
bobfet1
August 17th, 2006
10:56:11 PM CDT
(0)
rofl
J-Triumf
August 17th, 2006
10:57:34 PM CDT
(0)
Methinks Gil needs his medication. The "wheel" part could use a fix, but nothing to get all emo over.
KingD
August 17th, 2006
10:58:44 PM CDT
(1)
thats true... I tried to edit it but the file wouldn't save cuz my computer is teh suxorz. Eh, I'm not gonna whine about it. :D
gamekid
August 17th, 2006
10:59:17 PM CDT
(0)
"Methinks Gil needs his medication. The "wheel" part could use a fix, but nothing to get all emo over."
Improviser
August 17th, 2006
11:00:55 PM CDT
(0)
Wiin
lastonexion
August 17th, 2006
11:01:41 PM CDT
(0)
Just the "wheel" bit. Oh, and maybe it would have been funnier if he also said "tits or gtfo"
Nitros
August 17th, 2006
11:04:32 PM CDT
(0)
that's amazing!
B-Tray
August 17th, 2006
11:09:04 PM CDT
(0)
Too good.
Beastmonkey
August 17th, 2006
11:10:20 PM CDT
(0)
She's singing wheel...not wii, fail
uve-been-del33ted
August 17th, 2006
11:10:59 PM CDT
(0)
lol fav'd cuz i lold for like 2 min straight
IceBeam
August 17th, 2006
11:18:05 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for Starfox-Jesus
seano21
August 17th, 2006
11:23:25 PM CDT
(0)
lol, That was pretty good
Ryuhkae
August 17th, 2006
11:23:44 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome, lol.
BTape
August 17th, 2006
11:24:32 PM CDT
(0)
stop sucking, lawl
htoxad
August 17th, 2006
11:28:21 PM CDT
(0)
Clearly says wheel the first time.
Tarantulas
August 17th, 2006
11:29:02 PM CDT
(0)
nah.. its too obvious that she sings "wheel" BLNT
KoolJ
August 17th, 2006
11:37:07 PM CDT
(0)
lol, even though shes ovb. not saying Wii, if u arnt listening hard and thinking wii then it fits just right :D funny
Solkre
August 17th, 2006
11:37:56 PM CDT
(0)
I like the idea but you can hear wheel clearly.
XenoWolf
August 17th, 2006
11:47:47 PM CDT
(-1)
the music.. f*cking.. blows
eric5150
August 17th, 2006
11:49:20 PM CDT
(0)
hah
SailorAmaya
August 17th, 2006
11:51:09 PM CDT
(0)
I had to listen to this song ALL THE F*CKING TIME when I was rooming with my 24/7 country music-playing roommate. Thank you for mocking it to the best of your ability.
zigity
August 17th, 2006
11:51:22 PM CDT
(0)
gilfarmer man is right, she CLEARLY says wheel.
eric5150
August 17th, 2006
11:52:15 PM CDT
(0)
the music rules, and its still funny.
JWC7215
August 17th, 2006
11:55:18 PM CDT
(0)
5d for star fox
Dactyl
August 17th, 2006
11:58:36 PM CDT
(0)
keep rocking, lol
Dr-L337
August 17th, 2006
11:59:24 PM CDT
(0)
you can clearly hear "wheel"
Eric--Bauman
August 18th, 2006
12:01:35 AM CDT
(0)
I didn't know she said "wheel" until you douchebags told me. 5'ed and fav'ed though.
Cyr
August 18th, 2006
12:03:02 AM CDT
(0)
Max will delete your YTMND account if you dont send this to 3000 people within the next 1 minute.
mmmRamen
August 18th, 2006
12:09:24 AM CDT
(0)
do a barrel roll!
ianmorris
August 18th, 2006
12:13:16 AM CDT
(0)
if you cut down the song from wheel to wii it would be funny
budcasey
August 18th, 2006
12:13:29 AM CDT
(0)
the next 1 minute? brilliant
WeezerBlue
August 18th, 2006
12:15:16 AM CDT
(0)
Hahaha... very good.
the-pib
August 18th, 2006
12:17:58 AM CDT
(0)
I didnt laugh until the end THEN IT WAS HILARIOUS
KingD
August 18th, 2006
12:33:04 AM CDT
(0)
sry bout the music but u can read why it says wheel if you see my earlier comment. :D
j3pro
August 18th, 2006
12:43:10 AM CDT
(0)
Is that Carrie Underwood singing? She's hot. 4
SinisterCRX
August 18th, 2006
12:43:13 AM CDT
(0)
Agreed with GilFarmer...
Popsman
August 18th, 2006
12:48:26 AM CDT
(0)
That's a nice little flash animation/f*ggy short film.
KingD
August 18th, 2006
12:48:29 AM CDT
(0)
I finally got my computer to work and I fixed the music for all you guys. :D
budcasey
August 18th, 2006
12:57:22 AM CDT
(0)
good sound edit, makes it much better
sexymofo
August 18th, 2006
12:58:50 AM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
gamekid
August 18th, 2006
1:00:53 AM CDT
(0)
For the +1. Also Underwood FTW.
Archexter
August 18th, 2006
1:07:18 AM CDT
(0)
http://freemoney.ytmnd.com/
lastonexion
August 18th, 2006
1:10:30 AM CDT
(0)
There, 5
agentstinky
August 18th, 2006
1:10:40 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'ed. And I'm buying the Wii for Jesus' advice.
theyrodeme
August 18th, 2006
1:12:44 AM CDT
(0)
NO, Jesus loves the wii... :(
xycos
August 18th, 2006
1:20:06 AM CDT
(0)
Thee's some good ones today. 'Spect it's the SOAP influence.
Kargok
August 18th, 2006
1:24:57 AM CDT
(0)
Stop sucking, lol
GuildNavigator
August 18th, 2006
1:25:50 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for good sound, japanese consumerism, lol jesus, and starfox. could have used more wii bashing, though.
KingD
August 18th, 2006
1:30:34 AM CDT
(0)
theyrodeme, Jesus does love the wii, thats why he's helping people. :D
macuser511
August 18th, 2006
1:43:16 AM CDT
(0)
I'm a Christian, and I have to admit that ALL the music sounds the same! But yeah, she sounds like shes saying wheel... 4 for effort!
xXWaspXx
August 18th, 2006
1:58:52 AM CDT
(0)
Wow this woulda been a 5 with just the sound and still picture
KaiserCSS
August 18th, 2006
2:18:45 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, Jesus take the Wii!
BTape
August 18th, 2006
2:24:26 AM CDT
(0)
not cool to edit a dew sound clip just because some f*g downvoted with a whiny complaint
cinos
August 18th, 2006
2:24:32 AM CDT
(0)
YOU MISSED PERFECT BARREL ROLL OPPORTUNITY.
gorgeousaur
August 18th, 2006
2:46:40 AM CDT
(0)
i say jesus GIVE me the wii. i swear you let jesus borrow something for one sec and it takes an eternity to get it back
PlayaWon
August 18th, 2006
3:10:37 AM CDT
(0)
STOP SUCKING!
greatevilbetty
August 18th, 2006
3:10:41 AM CDT
(0)
Jesus always has good advise.
Sir-Rimjob-The-6th
August 18th, 2006
3:17:09 AM CDT
(0)
i lol'd stop sucking lol 5 stars
GilFarmerFtw
August 18th, 2006
3:27:07 AM CDT
(0)
Alright since you fixed the music, I will give you a 4. But that's only because you made the effort. It still has no humor.
Motu
August 18th, 2006
4:06:09 AM CDT
(0)
5 for Star Fox
J-Triumf
August 18th, 2006
4:09:55 AM CDT
(0)
Okay, now it sounds too forced. Meh, you tried.
mayunholdup
August 18th, 2006
4:24:45 AM CDT
(0)
I would totally bang that Asian chick on that couch. Maybe the guy too.
SteVanDan
August 18th, 2006
4:24:46 AM CDT
(0)
StarFox Jesus = Thankyouverymuch!
Keuven
August 18th, 2006
5:09:20 AM CDT
(0)
LOLOLOL AZN and JESUS
hypersaxon
August 18th, 2006
5:42:00 AM CDT
(0)
I didn't know she was saying "wheel" until I read the comments.
Torico
August 18th, 2006
6:08:24 AM CDT
(0)
I hate that font
Niosis
August 18th, 2006
6:20:48 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd.
Nyte
August 18th, 2006
6:58:38 AM CDT
(0)
Jesus take the weed.
Abdiel
August 18th, 2006
7:07:28 AM CDT
(0)
olololololololololololol
peabody624
August 18th, 2006
7:17:59 AM CDT
(0)
Ultra-Win.
CaptainRescue
August 18th, 2006
7:20:17 AM CDT
(0)
Jesus, take the wii!
Kerrek
August 18th, 2006
7:23:56 AM CDT
(0)
Jesus would make anyone a pro by telling them not to suck, he's that awesome
MN1214
August 18th, 2006
7:55:26 AM CDT
(0)
Lawl.
drunk-ewok
August 18th, 2006
8:01:18 AM CDT
(0)
Stenchoman
August 18th, 2006
8:29:53 AM CDT
(0)
dew army
adamytmnd
August 18th, 2006
8:37:58 AM CDT
(0)
1'd for wii
ornfree
August 18th, 2006
8:48:02 AM CDT
(0)
lol
sAge
August 18th, 2006
9:09:28 AM CDT
(0)
Wii for the win. Jesus endorses Nintendo.
Stellar
August 18th, 2006
9:09:49 AM CDT
(0)
I LOL'd.
Jonez
August 18th, 2006
9:09:53 AM CDT
(0)
"Stop sucking, lol" That hit the spot.
Azale
August 18th, 2006
9:12:54 AM CDT
(0)
hahah, between this and "omfg a dinosaur!" I was laughing my arse off. 5'ed.
Azale
August 18th, 2006
9:13:31 AM CDT
(0)
arrgh, lol, the last one didnt save my rating
lordxar
August 18th, 2006
9:17:37 AM CDT
(0)
I approve.
spdpt189
August 18th, 2006
9:29:21 AM CDT
(0)
one of the best ones ive seen in months
malilam
August 18th, 2006
9:35:08 AM CDT
(0)
5's all round. jesus likely IS LOL at some of our requests.
IV-Shade
August 18th, 2006
10:01:25 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL!! XDXD!!
DanTheMan101
August 18th, 2006
10:02:51 AM CDT
(0)
Good job
waluigi14
August 18th, 2006
10:24:45 AM CDT
(0)
Best misinterpretation ever!
mcnichoj
August 18th, 2006
10:57:51 AM CDT
(0)
That is awesome.
Tarantulas
August 18th, 2006
11:25:01 AM CDT
(0)
Its still super obvious that she's singing "wheel"
DoctorJuice
August 18th, 2006
11:38:17 AM CDT
(0)
Consoles suck monkey nuts.
Doomrock
August 18th, 2006
11:51:28 AM CDT
(0)
Does Jesus charge through the *ss for advice like that old Nintendo tip line did?
DivineEmu
August 18th, 2006
11:56:38 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL!
ToastiestToasty
August 18th, 2006
12:09:22 PM CDT
(0)
Starfox Jesus FTW. Imagine it. I CAN'T SHAKE EM FOX! Jesus: Stop sucking, lol
grasshopa
August 18th, 2006
12:09:49 PM CDT
(0)
hahahah
Power-mad
August 18th, 2006
12:12:23 PM CDT
(0)
"Stop sucking, lol" ftw
sAge
August 18th, 2006
12:19:49 PM CDT
(0)
I wonder if He plays smash bros.?
zenigata1
August 18th, 2006
12:21:20 PM CDT
(0)
Da da da dada, I'm lovin' it!
Beastmonkey
August 18th, 2006
12:39:51 PM CDT
(0)
Bucketman
August 18th, 2006
1:03:27 PM CDT
(0)
5 if you have jesus come up and play the sound clip "kill babies"
thinglet18
August 18th, 2006
1:23:49 PM CDT
(0)
love it
ROMaster2
August 18th, 2006
1:32:06 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for bad cut
ktwx
August 18th, 2006
1:37:44 PM CDT
(0)
5d for Jesus appearing in the Star Fox dialogue window.
KingD
August 18th, 2006
1:38:50 PM CDT
(0)
I'm sure Jesus plays Super Smash Brothers. (Melee AND 64)
Cupchange
August 18th, 2006
1:46:47 PM CDT
(0)
LOL stop sucking FTW!!
FreemanNate
August 18th, 2006
2:16:58 PM CDT
(0)
change it to turn off the suck. Or go into console and type player.suck 0 . Or go under options, and make sure suck is set to off. k thx.
zuljinforthewin
August 18th, 2006
2:17:43 PM CDT
(0)
Cute. But not top quality. You tried.
chunkymonkey
August 18th, 2006
2:26:16 PM CDT
(0)
Everytime I hear this song I see some fat emo trailer trash bitch crashing because she asked jesus to take the wheel.
zigity
August 18th, 2006
2:36:49 PM CDT
(0)
hint:still sucks
DKirby
August 18th, 2006
2:39:37 PM CDT
(0)
YES.
NESchampion
August 18th, 2006
2:44:28 PM CDT
(0)
WINN!
Kayne
August 18th, 2006
3:08:44 PM CDT
(0)
dew army-ish so five since it's not another cheap site making fun of Jesus :P
church72
August 18th, 2006
3:12:18 PM CDT
(0)
lol, wii
Paulunga
August 18th, 2006
3:14:49 PM CDT
(0)
"Methinks Gil needs his medication. The "wheel" part could use a fix, but nothing to get all emo over." Actually it all sucks.
Itami
August 18th, 2006
3:24:39 PM CDT
(0)
"Stop sucking, lol" LOL
TheFerret
August 18th, 2006
3:49:46 PM CDT
(0)
Starfox Jesus FTW!!! The power of Christ compels you to do a barrel roll.
Winchester
August 18th, 2006
3:50:52 PM CDT
(0)
You got my five for using Jesus take the wheel and making it into that epic piece. :) YTMND needs more country stuff, in my opinion.
The-Eliminator
August 18th, 2006
4:02:02 PM CDT
(0)
lol asians.
sup3r-m4rio
August 18th, 2006
4:13:01 PM CDT
(0)
Love the star fox interface for jesus
IV-Shade
August 18th, 2006
5:02:38 PM CDT
(0)
rofl at first i actually thought she sings "jesus take the wii" i cant hear the l even if i try XD thats so f*cking pro
Stonen
August 18th, 2006
5:17:19 PM CDT
(0)
Lol. F*cking Christ that song is horrible.
OtisWild
August 18th, 2006
5:30:18 PM CDT
(0)
DEW!!!!!
alextide32
August 18th, 2006
5:42:26 PM CDT
(0)
lol jesus
DragonGoomba8912
August 18th, 2006
5:42:45 PM CDT
(0)
5, Lol.
airfoemoe
August 18th, 2006
5:46:29 PM CDT
(0)
it`s a trap! OMG secret Nazi jesus!
malomeat
August 18th, 2006
6:14:12 PM CDT
(0)
http://soaptorrent.ytmnd.com/ ... also c*cks.
Apex19
August 18th, 2006
6:35:47 PM CDT
(0)
Take that, country music!
wordyeahman
August 18th, 2006
7:15:23 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
Spittinglama
August 18th, 2006
7:47:53 PM CDT
(0)
"another ytmnd" is not a good enough music source
Strakitarx
August 18th, 2006
7:53:54 PM CDT
(0)
Genius
ac6517
August 18th, 2006
8:21:41 PM CDT
(0)
5'd
Punisher28
August 18th, 2006
9:24:23 PM CDT
(0)
Where is your wii now?
Oonter
August 18th, 2006
9:25:10 PM CDT
(0)
Why isn't this Top Rated!! You freakin win!!!!
senatorjohnmccain
August 18th, 2006
9:33:19 PM CDT
(0)
lllllllooooooool
x514N6W311
August 18th, 2006
9:39:22 PM CDT
(0)
Google-Is-Not-A-Source.ytmnd.com
Skarface
August 18th, 2006
9:42:28 PM CDT
(0)
"stop sucking, lol" winner
TobyTheRobot
August 18th, 2006
10:10:59 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd.
Duterasemis
August 18th, 2006
10:32:46 PM CDT
(0)
completely lacking in subtlety, and breaks the Dew Army regulations by editing the sound
Bupo
August 18th, 2006
10:53:06 PM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
basheron
August 18th, 2006
11:11:50 PM CDT
(0)
If you buy the Wii, women will flock to your coutch and indulge themselves into your gaming!
southpark
August 18th, 2006
11:27:36 PM CDT
(0)
WTF song? O_O (yeah saw the source but still)
iambap
August 18th, 2006
11:50:26 PM CDT
(0)
Stop sucking, the best video game advice ever.
orapokos
August 18th, 2006
11:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
lol starfox+Jesus=genius
n8phin
August 19th, 2006
1:05:47 AM CDT
(0)
Stop sucking.
steeldem0n5
August 23rd, 2006
9:15:16 PM CDT
(0)
all done upvoting!
mrcoxley
August 24th, 2006
10:21:51 PM CDT
(0)
take the wheeeee hahahah f*ckin japs playin baseball rofl
SanguineIllusion
August 26th, 2006
4:03:20 AM CDT
(0)
Did you happen to put some god and win in this? I think you did...
TetrisAnarchist
August 26th, 2006
2:45:51 PM CDT
(0)
It is green.
Metah
September 1st, 2006
10:43:55 AM CDT
(0)
Thanks for the tip Jesus
secksymofo
September 1st, 2006
10:19:49 PM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
Suicida1Poptart
September 2nd, 2006
9:35:37 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for making me creame my pants.
SSJMarioBros
September 3rd, 2006
8:24:22 PM CDT
(0)
Our god is an awsome god indeed!
pussinboots
September 4th, 2006
10:19:35 PM CDT
(0)
hardy har har ho ho ho
Pickerel
September 5th, 2006
1:37:13 PM CDT
(0)
Great use for a bad country song.
Vector
September 6th, 2006
9:42:49 AM CDT
(0)
The best YTMND ever!!!! OMFG U WIN!!!! really, stop the fanboyism.
ianmorris
September 8th, 2006
9:13:43 PM CDT
(0)
better
AKP262
September 9th, 2006
12:19:48 PM CDT
(0)
"Stop sucking, lol!" OMFG that's great.
magquatre
September 9th, 2006
5:09:39 PM CDT
(0)
winnar
razer6890
September 14th, 2006
6:28:23 PM CDT
(0)
I didn't even notice the wheel part, I was too busy laughing. Nice job.
sonic13
September 15th, 2006
2:33:47 AM CDT
(0)
hehehe nice
nintendorulez
September 16th, 2006
5:52:50 PM CDT
(0)
Do a barrel roll, lol!
SargentD
September 18th, 2006
3:22:14 PM CDT
(0)
4 for starfox Its quiet......too quiet... Look out its a trap!
Sonic2004
September 18th, 2006
4:42:58 PM CDT
(0)
omg FIVE
Sexymofo-ptkfgs
September 18th, 2006
4:50:29 PM CDT
(0)
you WIN, please try again ^_^
YouTakeDrugs
September 19th, 2006
9:06:02 PM CDT
(0)
lol owned
tricolor
October 1st, 2006
1:52:20 AM CDT
(0)
Wow.
AzureNoob
October 12th, 2006
9:41:42 PM CDT
(0)
haha nice. You get a FIVE
PenisPai
October 15th, 2006
11:05:23 AM CDT
(0)
1'd just for the annoying music alone.
Chozolord289
October 21st, 2006
10:18:11 AM CDT
(0)
Hey you are tied for the dumbest user on the site with PenisPai, how does it feel?? P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God P.S. There is a God
Jakovasour
October 25th, 2006
11:46:48 AM CDT
(0)
lol
cyclonus
October 27th, 2006
12:10:32 AM CDT
(0)
lol win
MrDomino
October 27th, 2006
12:28:10 AM CDT
(0)
bbbbbonk?
PornoLare
October 29th, 2006
8:59:04 AM CST
(0)
LOL! OMG! :D ♥♥♥♥♥
FiveMinutesAlone
October 31st, 2006
8:21:24 PM CST
(1)
KingD is SSJMarioBros's brother/sister/cousin/or is actually him. lawl
Ochobobo
November 9th, 2006
4:40:03 PM CST
(0)
stop sucking, lol
chelsea1337
November 18th, 2006
5:51:33 PM CST
(0)
hhaha, starfox popup
Adamizer
November 21st, 2006
10:50:56 PM CST
(1)
F*cking great.
memakesite
November 22nd, 2006
9:53:03 PM CST
(1)
This is great. I lmfao'd at it.
MasterSitsu
November 22nd, 2006
9:58:14 PM CST
(-1)
your ytmnds are awful.
sleepr
November 25th, 2006
12:40:57 AM CST
(1)
ROFL!!!! 1000 points!!!
bushisaretard
November 26th, 2006
9:34:05 PM CST
(-1)
Likewise
PenisPai
December 4th, 2006
1:44:47 AM CST
(-1)
How is this funny?
KingD
December 5th, 2006
1:36:15 AM CST
(0)
How is it not?
tehpwnerer2
December 6th, 2006
7:57:10 PM CST
(1)
LAWL huge win
tehpwnerer2
December 6th, 2006
7:57:42 PM CST
(1)
lol i was teh 1000th vote
psymunn
December 7th, 2006
5:03:39 PM CST
(1)
cmatt42
December 10th, 2006
9:10:47 AM CST
(1)
Insta-5!
larrykoopa12345
December 18th, 2006
9:21:54 PM CST
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Hey Chozolord289, why don't you go BURN IN BLOODY HELL SO WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR POINTLESS LIVES, hmm? Where is your God now?
swallowedsoul71
January 22nd, 2007
12:14:53 AM CST
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its funny becuase i raped your mom
DeadSoulMate666
January 30th, 2007
7:17:24 PM CST
(1)
jesus wii,lulz
mattdh12
May 13th, 2007
12:44:48 AM CDT
(-1)
stop sucking
ColdStone
May 13th, 2007
11:15:25 PM CDT
(1)
Nice touches, like Jesus' health being full.
steeldem0n5
June 23rd, 2007
2:03:42 PM CDT
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hey its been a loooooooooooooooooooooong time kingD my upvoting duties are back! lol funny too
ChocoboDX
July 20th, 2008
9:55:50 PM CDT
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's good.