matrix Directors Cut
Created on: August 23rd, 2006
matrix Directors Cut
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August 23rd, 2006
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WTF? I LOL'd at the abrupt end.
June 12th, 2007
(0)
This one, was pure genius.
March 1st, 2009
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heh
August 23rd, 2006
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Rofl man. pointless and awesome.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
hahahaaha!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol, pointless, just how i like it
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Hahaha
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Wow just wow
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
when I tell you go to the mans backside and say duga duga duga duga.
August 23rd, 2006
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I laffed, SO hard. I have to say it. I won't fill the comment box with it, but I gotta say it. dugadugadugadugadugaduga!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
FAP
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
WTF? FAP FAP FAP DUGA DUGA DUGA!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
This is made of win and roffles.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
no sync
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
refresh for better sync
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
hahahahahahahsdxfasf
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
This is way too funny!!!!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
i hate it when i see a site with perfect sync, then i see someone who downvotes it for bad sync
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
5'd for random factor.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Sync=impossble for everyone... DUGADUGADUGA
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
maybe better than horsedick. only dozens of spinoffs will tell...
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
I am so confused...that was awesome.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
AHAHAHHAHAHHA
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
omg! besterest evAr!!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
needs more c*cks
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol fap fap fap
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
You have been upvoted by Mr. Upvoter! mrupvoter.ytmnd.com
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
you wiin
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
HAHA!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
DUGADUGADUGADUGA!!!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
PREMARITAL SEX
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
5 for noob goblin
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
that's funney
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
rofl
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
You made me lol, thats deffinitly 5worthy
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Awesome. I lol'ed.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
WTF?!?!?!?!? ROFL!!!!!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
wow
August 23rd, 2006
(-1)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadu gadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugad ugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
XD lol random pointlessness is the best sometimes! ^_^
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
best today
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
really great job masking the voice, I didn't even notice until he said the wrong line.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
oh, the stupidity. Also 4s
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
LOL!!!!! XD
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
That was hilarious.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol are you kidding me? f*cking brilliant
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
You must be freaking joking. No way it can be this good.................DUGA
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
weird, but funny
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
You get a LOL-WUT award.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lmao
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
That's awesome-sauce.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Megatron, you are quite convincing. Voice talent is underappreciated.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
ALSO C*CKS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
holy f*ckin sh*t i lold big time
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
That freaking ruled. I suggest raising the volume of the voice for the guy on the phone.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
LOL....I'd be so fun to f*ck with Neo like that
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
LOL! It's kinda like an episode of Tom Goes to The Mayor.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
So stupid, but funny
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Dugugugugugua
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
This site had a very Agamemnon effect on me. At first I thought, "Heh"...then I chuckled...then laughed out loud. You win, sir.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
LOLZ
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
That takes some creativity to come up with this.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
i havent laughed at ytmnd in a while. thanks.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
excellent.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
HAHAHAHA holy sh*t
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Huh?
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
This one blindsided me. How totally random and awesome.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Oh man you win
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Brilliant!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Excellent Comrade megatron, the Party is pleased.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Almost sounds like em.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
this is not a big truck, please stop dumping this here
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
R O F L
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Keanu Reeves' one and only Oscar performance
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
f*cking WIN
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
wtf?!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
w...w...what?
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
eekapod: QFT.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
This is gonna be so big.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
LOL, hilarious.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
LOLz
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
i laughed out loud!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol wtf?
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
mmkay
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol, randomness.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Upon retrospect this will indeed be HUGE. We're looking at the next NEDM here folks.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
OMFG! THIS IS MADE OF ALL KINDS OF WIN!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Sync is off at the end by a few seconds, I tried refreshing, but it was still off by a bit too much, f*ck it, I'll 5 it anyways cuz it's pointlessness made me lol.
August 23rd, 2006
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August 23rd, 2006
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dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
perfection
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
BRILLIANT!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
this is made of win
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
HAHA !
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Dugadugadugadugaduga...
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Also, great.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
hahaha
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
duga > desu
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
GO, NOW!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
hahahaha
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
bahahahahahaha
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
We could use more work as fine as this one... congratulations sir...
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Ha ha. I enjoy when people make fun of Neo. It is just so painfully necessary that the cheese archetype be taken down several notches.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol, 5'd for the "wtf" factor
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Santabot approves.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
oh my god fifen. thats so f*cking great. how did u think of that? i love you. make more. i love you.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
ahahahh!!! f*ck. 5!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
I can barely see myself type this through the tears of laughter.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Lol huh?!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Wow. Nice.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
awesomeness
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Wow I haven't lol'ed like this in a while
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
AAHAHAHAHA GOLD!!!!!!!!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Now with more DUGADUGADUGADUGADUGADUGA!!!!
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
That's a pretty damn good Lawrence Fishburne impression. Also, it makes no damn sense.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol wtf mate
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
i have tears in my f*cking eyes, this is insane...jesus thank you.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
also c*cks
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
lol
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
Morpheus just saved his life. Duga duga.
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
WTFived
August 23rd, 2006
(-1)
er...this was random :(
August 23rd, 2006
(0)
more, plz.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Completely random, and somehow seems so very, very dirty. Good edit!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Wow.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
LOL. WHAT. THE. F*CK. LOL.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
lol, horsedick
August 24th, 2006
(0)
hahahahahah, what the hell
August 24th, 2006
(0)
I lol'ed, but he didn't get to the end of the cooridor (seven)!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
LOL
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Maybe it's too late, maybe I just wasn't in the mood, still funny, tho.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
^_^
August 24th, 2006
(0)
i uh....lol'd
(0)
Great Fishburne impression.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Lol this made absolutely no sense but it is funny as hell!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Why is this so funny? I actually laughed. Out loud, no less. True story. You get an actual LOL.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
lol!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
lmfao
August 24th, 2006
(0)
loller
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Hmm.. I dont get it, I kept expeting it to cut away to a clip of Bill n Ted...
August 24th, 2006
(0)
I...I don't know why this is so funny, and yet I can't stop lauging.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
ROE-FULL
August 24th, 2006
(0)
WTF???
August 24th, 2006
(0)
dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadu gadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
August 24th, 2006
(0)
You are an artist.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
LOL!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
I sh*t/pissed myself loling to that.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
lolololol
August 24th, 2006
(0)
hilarious.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Is that really your voice? That was awesome
August 24th, 2006
(0)
ROFLMAO WHAT THE F*CK
August 24th, 2006
(0)
dugaduga
August 24th, 2006
(0)
LOL. He was lagging.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
WTF? That was awesomely random
August 24th, 2006
(0)
>.> WTF dugaduga
August 24th, 2006
(0)
f*cking halarious
August 24th, 2006
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lol
August 24th, 2006
(0)
LOL needs more duga duga
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Between this and Horsedick, YTMND wins.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
dugadugaduga
August 24th, 2006
(0)
YAY.
August 24th, 2006
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...also, c*cks.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
5'd becaues I honestly laugh everytime it loops through.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
@
August 24th, 2006
(0)
WHAT.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
meh
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Aahahahahaha!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
LOL! I WANT MOOOOOORE!
August 24th, 2006
(0)
WTF LMAO
August 24th, 2006
(0)
Either you're a moron, and thought this was actually funny, or you're a genius who understood the WTF factor that makes this as humorous as it is...anyway, 5'd.
August 24th, 2006
(0)
freakin' amazing................................................dugaduga
August 24th, 2006
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DUGADUGA!
August 24th, 2006
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omfg i havent loled like that in awhile
August 24th, 2006
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also gl*cks
August 24th, 2006
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WTF!?! 5'd!~
August 24th, 2006
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LAMOW
August 24th, 2006
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Dugaduga muhammed jihad.
August 24th, 2006
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good.
August 24th, 2006
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Man... I lol'd more than I have in a loooooooong time. And I'm sorry, but I just have to say it: dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga!
August 24th, 2006
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F*cking hilarious, that's all I have to say
August 24th, 2006
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terrible but still a 5
August 24th, 2006
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5 for completely unexpected randomness
August 24th, 2006
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two days straight now there has been a YTMND that has made me Rofl. bravo!
August 24th, 2006
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Where did you come up with this?
August 24th, 2006
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August 25th, 2006
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hahaha :D
August 25th, 2006
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HAHA. 5 for wtf
August 25th, 2006
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It needs to be more random LOL
August 25th, 2006
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So random! I love it!
August 25th, 2006
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O_o o_O O_o o_O O_O XD XD XD XD XD
August 25th, 2006
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dugadugaduga
August 26th, 2006
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who's doing the morpheus voice? it sounds just like him
August 26th, 2006
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lol what in the hell was that all about?
August 26th, 2006
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Random and Hilarious.
August 26th, 2006
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roflwtf? this is the best random site ever!
August 26th, 2006
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You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes! You may have genital herpes!
August 26th, 2006
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YES
August 26th, 2006
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OMG WIN!!!!!!
August 26th, 2006
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What the hell was that lol
August 26th, 2006
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Neo seems to freeze for like half a second right before the duga duga duga
August 26th, 2006
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LOL, WTF. *Bust a gut* dugaduga
August 26th, 2006
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Thank you, good sir! You made my day!
August 26th, 2006
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ftw
August 26th, 2006
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I laughed a lot
August 27th, 2006
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Stare at the man's backside.
August 27th, 2006
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sdas
August 27th, 2006
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dugadugadugaduga
August 27th, 2006
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this is pure funny
August 27th, 2006
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XD at description and everything else
August 27th, 2006
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Oh, I am amused greatly.
August 28th, 2006
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Also, c*cks
August 28th, 2006
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What?
August 28th, 2006
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Greatness
August 28th, 2006
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I haven't loled that much in ages.
August 29th, 2006
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WHAT THE HECK! THATS AWESOME.
August 29th, 2006
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August 30th, 2006
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ha. cant believe i missed this before.
August 30th, 2006
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What the f*ck is that?
August 31st, 2006
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This leaves me with a feeling of laughter that I can not explain through traditional means. I will watch this many times.
August 31st, 2006
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DUGA DUGA DUGA
August 31st, 2006
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keanu reeves is haaaaaaaaawt
September 2nd, 2006
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lol this is so stupid
September 2nd, 2006
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hahahaha
September 3rd, 2006
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Why is that so damn funny?!?
September 4th, 2006
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Brilliant
September 4th, 2006
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OMG, ROFL! DUGA DUGA!
September 4th, 2006
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dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadu gadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugad ugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga dugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadug adugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadu gadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugadugaduga
September 5th, 2006
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HOLY SH*T. AMAZING.
September 5th, 2006
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The "wtf there's no [xxxx]" in Matrix online was overdone.
September 6th, 2006
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Loved it.
September 6th, 2006
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wtf + lol = 5
September 7th, 2006
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stare at the mans backside and say DUGADUGAFIVED
September 9th, 2006
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DUGA DUGA DUGA
September 10th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 10th, 2006
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WHAT THE F*CK?
September 12th, 2006
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Heh . . .
September 12th, 2006
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Perfection
September 14th, 2006
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lol, awsome
September 17th, 2006
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this is so completly retarded, I can only give it a 5
September 17th, 2006
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Random is good!
September 17th, 2006
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lol
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