NARV anti-virus
Created on: August 23rd, 2006
NARV anti-virus
NARVS are like a virus to YTMND, so I developed this program to take care of them. Sorry about falling out of sync after the first time around, it has to do with MP3s being bad for looping I guess. For more information: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NARV

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August 23rd, 2006
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Your proportions are off a bit (more narvs needed), but yeah I remember when this joke came around, so I get it.
August 23rd, 2006
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5
August 23rd, 2006
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woot
August 23rd, 2006
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Top 15, NOW!!
August 23rd, 2006
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Good jorb.
August 23rd, 2006
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meh
August 23rd, 2006
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windows
August 23rd, 2006
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tru2dat son
August 23rd, 2006
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I am sad that I am not included in this...
August 23rd, 2006
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August 23rd, 2006
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NARV!
August 23rd, 2006
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Man i hate NARVS. Why dose michaelwolfes get fame yet i do not?
August 23rd, 2006
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You're right, more narvs are needed. But we need a better documentation of them...
August 23rd, 2006
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lol
August 23rd, 2006
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I was about to ask why I am hopless... then I noticed you took advice from wolfson which is generaly a bad idea.
August 23rd, 2006
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k
August 23rd, 2006
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5 for effort and funny.
August 23rd, 2006
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5 for coool site, 1 for wolfson
August 23rd, 2006
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Documentation: Vote history. 3 or more fad sites = NARV
August 23rd, 2006
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Too bad this scan can't be done...
August 23rd, 2006
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lol. But Sexymofo and Onel are more like attention whores
August 23rd, 2006
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f*ck you thetoad why dont you just get off the highway.
August 23rd, 2006
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If i could marry you irl i would. my site is semi-relevant. Check it out plz :P http://stopwiththecats.ytmnd.com/
August 23rd, 2006
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Brilliant... except for the Windows interface, of course.
August 23rd, 2006
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holy sh*t this is great
August 23rd, 2006
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hilarity ensues.
August 23rd, 2006
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I'm really a Apple person at heart but the original screen of the program that I edited was a Windows program. Also, Macs don't get Viruses
August 23rd, 2006
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YOU NOT FUNNY
August 23rd, 2006
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5.
August 23rd, 2006
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^ :/
August 23rd, 2006
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Awesome, but shame on you for taking advice from Wolfson. He's an anti-NARV in a sense that he is just as bad as any NARV. You must find a balance between fads and originality to be a good voter. The people who upvote bad NEDM and Gravity Cat sites (most of them are bad, now) are the NARVs.
August 23rd, 2006
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I am ashamed, but what is a NARV? Rather, what does that stand for?
August 23rd, 2006
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I'm not going to discard a good idea just because it's wolfson's idea. that makes no sense. If anyone 1's this for Wolfson, you aren't judging sites correctly.
August 23rd, 2006
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If you know what you're doing, you can prevent yourself from getting viruses on a PC too. I was being sarchastic. I'm sure there are plenty of security flaws in OS X, they just haven't been discovered yet because Macs aren't widely used.
August 23rd, 2006
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NASV. Critically hopeless, heh.
August 23rd, 2006
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http://narvlogo.ytmnd.com/ Ohhh...Now I know.
August 23rd, 2006
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lol, NEDM.
August 23rd, 2006
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Oh, i see, this is funny because you put people on it. Also your last frame has a white border on the left and top. Also also your sync works fine for me.
August 23rd, 2006
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" because Macs aren't widely used." HEY R U SAYING FAT PEOPLE CANT USE MACS?
August 23rd, 2006
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Dude, I was the one who put Critically Hopeless in the Wiki. You rule.
August 23rd, 2006
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No, You rule.
August 23rd, 2006
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5 because the statement State-of-mind made at the end, hahahaha
August 23rd, 2006
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Also it was hilarious
August 23rd, 2006
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Nice, but your BSOD proportions look funky.
August 23rd, 2006
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5 for not being on your list of NARVs.
August 23rd, 2006
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stupid narvs
August 23rd, 2006
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good
August 23rd, 2006
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five for whadfes
August 23rd, 2006
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i like the fact that my name's not on there
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VERY well made.
August 23rd, 2006
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I wouldn't be suprised if the BSOD proportions were off. I made this thing on a mac, so I kinda had to fake it...
August 23rd, 2006
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If you took the freshest win stragight from the farm, dipped it in homemade batter, then deep fried it, it would taste just like this
August 23rd, 2006
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THIS US BEING UPVOTED BECASUE IT'S A FAD LOL!
August 23rd, 2006
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idiot.
August 23rd, 2006
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I was typing fast and it was a reflex to hit the return key...
August 23rd, 2006
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I wish it were only that simple.
August 23rd, 2006
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Owned. Beautifully.
August 23rd, 2006
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August 23rd, 2006
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you should add me to the narv list, im pretty bad. if i cant decide on a 1 or 5, i usually just dont vote.
August 23rd, 2006
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August 23rd, 2006
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The NARV list isn't the point. It's the fact that there are so many of them that this site isn't funny anymore.
August 23rd, 2006
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You're right, more narvs are needed. But we need a better documentation of them...
August 23rd, 2006
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mm yeah, i double checked some of those users, and i really dont think they have anything on me in the split voting area lewl
August 23rd, 2006
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Hah, thanks for bringing the whole NARV thing to my attention; I didn't know about NARVs until I saw this and read the NARV wiki. It seems that lately I've been getting dangerously close to becoming one. (Didn't vote because I honestly don't know enough about the history of NARVs to know how good it is.)
August 23rd, 2006
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Your proportions are off a bit (more narvs needed), but yeah I remember when this joke came around, so I get it.
August 23rd, 2006
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add me please. I joined this year, so that must mean I'm an idiot.
August 23rd, 2006
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lets all listen to wikipedia... because its accurate. jim davis was simply making a series of comics about the imagination: something he uses every day. all he did was make something different... he is an artist. garfield isn't dead. garfield is a damn cartoon character. you people scare me sometimes.
August 23rd, 2006
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So what your saying is that people who simply happened to have been here longer are more important? Plus the thing about someone whos been here for 2 weeks may not know what funny was the dumbest thing I have ever read in my entire life. What funny is funny, and what sucks, sucks. Just because someone hasn't been visiting YTMND for a long time doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor.
August 23rd, 2006
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really great. def took some effort and it's funny as well. awesome job.
August 23rd, 2006
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A thetan who is totally devoted to controlling things and who is not himself in any way controlled, runs into this phenomena. If this is the case one can immediately see why control of a preclear is necessary. If he has fought outgoing control it is only because it has gone out too long. A thetan cannot be upset by a mis-control or bad 8-C. It is just an objection. I think he could take it rather easily providing he himself didn't have a stuck flow on it. If he himself had not done so
August 23rd, 2006
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Goodness! What are they doing to you Jim??? That man was the Count of Monte Cristo for goodness sake. Rot in Hell, Sitsu, you non-Caviezel worshiping bastard! See...I'm expressing my beliefs and pretending that you care! Is it working?
August 23rd, 2006
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When I was your age, this would've included people like b00n and inkdrinker.
August 23rd, 2006
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lololol
August 23rd, 2006
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Dude, NOTHING is bigger than a picure of a cat. But not even Doom music can save the Internet if this thing gets passed. 5'd.
August 23rd, 2006
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Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad.
August 23rd, 2006
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Also, your sites are worthless.
August 23rd, 2006
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Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad.
August 23rd, 2006
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that was really good, i like it.
August 23rd, 2006
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"Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad." F*ck you Narv.
August 23rd, 2006
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NARVS are like a virus to YTMND, so I developed this program to take care of them. Sorry about falling out of sync after the first time around, it has to do with MP3s being bad for looping I guess. For more information: http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NARV
August 23rd, 2006
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What funny is funny, and what sucks, sucks. Just because someone hasn't been visiting YTMND for a long time doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor.
August 23rd, 2006
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LOL! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! change the blue screen of death to a STOP system failure blue screen... more what you'd normally see in this decade.
August 23rd, 2006
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"Yes, Jzzyos, NEDM is a NARV fad." F*ck you Narv. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- s.u.c.k...p.e.n.i.s :) ILOVEYOUIBED
August 23rd, 2006
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I hate saying NEDM is a NARV fad, but some users are trying to make it one, moreso in those that downvote because its not part of a site - i see that a lot... a few of those users arent so bad, but i'm not going to nitpick....
August 23rd, 2006
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Awesome, but shame on you for taking advice from Wolfson. He's an anti-NARV in a sense that he is just as bad as any NARV. You must find a balance between fads and originality to be a good voter. The people who upvote bad NEDM and Gravity Cat sites (most of them are bad, now) are the NARVs.
August 23rd, 2006
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A NARV is one who upvotes every site involving a fad, and then makes his own site involving said fad. Not every Zidane remake was good, maybe like 2 of them. Why make more zidane remakes then?
August 23rd, 2006
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waffle is a political term, its clear he was google bombed like bush does with the word 'moron'
August 23rd, 2006
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A NARV is one who upvotes every site involving a fad, and then makes his own site involving said fad. Not every Zidane remake was good, maybe like 2 of them. Why make more zidane remakes then? omfg love meforever omfg NOW!
August 23rd, 2006
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MasterSitsu
August 23rd, 2006
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funkydirt
August 23rd, 2006
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narve .
August 23rd, 2006
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You spelled it wrong.
August 23rd, 2006
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funkydirt is SI your alt, considering he has 47 votes and has commented about 100 times on this site?
August 23rd, 2006
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I was wondering about SI actually. I'm not sure who he is. I don't have an alt account. even if I did, why would I comment that many times having to log in/out each time?
August 23rd, 2006
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5'd for vex5
August 23rd, 2006
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I lol'd
August 23rd, 2006
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thats great!
August 23rd, 2006
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i believe this is a complement...? well done.
August 23rd, 2006
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NO
August 23rd, 2006
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i'm just being peaceful btw
August 23rd, 2006
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SI - that is an interesting question. very anti-NARV for someone who registered... yesterday.
August 23rd, 2006
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whoa...
August 23rd, 2006
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Brilliant, stunning, two thumbs up.
August 23rd, 2006
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awesomes
August 23rd, 2006
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All I can say is that I have no clue who he is, and he's not my Alt.
August 23rd, 2006
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the greatest thing about this site is that funkydirt has only one site rated above 4 and looking at his profile quickly reveals his status as a split voter.
August 23rd, 2006
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HAY EVERYONE, 1 THIS SITE!
August 23rd, 2006
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5 because it made me think about voting more... and always voting on sites i view
August 23rd, 2006
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and also the irony of me being critical yet not hostile by keeping my vote at 5
August 23rd, 2006
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Well, you 5 just about everything.
August 23rd, 2006
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Well made. But I do not support YTMND elitism. Some people have lives and their lives do not revolve around this site 24/7.
August 23rd, 2006
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yeah probably looks that way... cause i used to only vote on sites i liked... and i cant seem to view all my votes to adjust em :/
August 23rd, 2006
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BSD!!!
August 23rd, 2006
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Eyebeatwomen, It doesn't matter whetehr or not your life revolves around this site, it has to do with creating and promoting original content, as opposed to crappy fad remakes and trends.
August 23rd, 2006
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Griff-and-or, I was talking about whiterider...
August 23rd, 2006
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1 star: 47 ; 2 stars: 4; 3 stars: 7; 4 stars: 2; 5 stars: 37. 87% of your votes are one or five. this site is like lance bass making fun of someone for being gay.
August 23rd, 2006
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I don't see why this is great, 3 at best.
August 23rd, 2006
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I was actually considering putting my name on the NARV list before I made it. I'm not gonna lie, I split vote. When I see sites I generally think it either sucks, or it's great. Yeah, it's stupid, but it's never too late to change who you are on the internet. Unless you're wolfson.
August 23rd, 2006
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nostradamus, do you understand the whole NARV thing?
August 23rd, 2006
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a narv is a special place on a lady and when you touch it she will like you for a long time but you have to have special gloves on so you don't get funny bugs on you down there place ok.
August 23rd, 2006
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SI is just some idiot who copyed and pasted one of my comments and posted it here.
August 23rd, 2006
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hey where am i on that list of NARVs?
August 23rd, 2006
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wow, another ytmnd about downvoters, totally needed this
August 23rd, 2006
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Where are downvoters mentioned in this site?
August 23rd, 2006
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sweeeeet
August 24th, 2006
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i made this go from 4.28 to 4.29, i feel special ^_^
August 24th, 2006
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lol
August 24th, 2006
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Not bad. Needs tighter graphics on the BSOD.
August 24th, 2006
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I don't think sexymofo is technically NARV. He's new aged, and he can be retarded, but he doesn't upvote the typical NARV favorites. He's just a regular downvoter.
August 24th, 2006
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Sexymofo : Critically Hopeless : 5!!!
August 24th, 2006
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Maybe so, but the names on that list aren't really the point of this site, like I said before.
August 24th, 2006
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win'd!
August 24th, 2006
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i hate that stupid elitism sh*t but its well made so why dont i just give you a 5er
August 24th, 2006
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5'd for downvoters!!! w00t!!!!
August 24th, 2006
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People are too elitist/sensitive these days. While I agree that the quality has dropped some, there are still gems amongst the trash.
August 24th, 2006
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AH AH AH YOU DIDN'T SAY THE MAGIC WORD!
August 24th, 2006
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Another point to make is if you are complianing about YTMND no longer being funny, why would you make another YTMND that is not funny? Plus this site will just start a fad fueling the people you call NARVs. I know this beacuse I am nostradamus, I can see the future bitch.
August 24th, 2006
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funkydirt, This is really, really well made.
August 24th, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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5 cuz im not the only one startiong sh*t with NARVs
August 24th, 2006
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This site isn't supposed to be funny. It's supposed to deliver a message. I'd rather have every ytmnd deliver a message than be failed comedy, like http://thuper.ytmnd.com/
August 24th, 2006
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sexymofo is a troll, but not a NARV. a NARV votes honestly, but usually only 1 or 5 - and tends to love all and sometimes only fads, long after they are dead.... etc.
August 24th, 2006
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Your message is short-sighted.
August 24th, 2006
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super f*cking lol and truth magic!
August 24th, 2006
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I hate NARVs. this YTMND made me really sad.
August 24th, 2006
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I pressed a key =(
August 24th, 2006
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-1 because I haven't had a BSOD since loading XP Pro.
August 24th, 2006
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What the f*ck does NARV stand for? Is it me or do I actually have a life and don't have enough time for this website?
August 24th, 2006
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August 24th, 2006
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New Age Retarded Voters. http://wiki.ytmnd.com/NARV
August 24th, 2006
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I resent my name being on there as hopeless :( Critical but not hopeless! At least give me credit for Eon8 ^.^
August 24th, 2006
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lol look at ur sites
August 24th, 2006
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Just curious.... that Ultimate-NARV-upvoted T-SHIRT Petition site.... that max asked to be deleted... was that finally self deleted, or did Max have to....?
August 24th, 2006
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wow because it's original it must be good. But wait, it turns out it's boring.
August 24th, 2006
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I hope I'm not a NARV.
August 24th, 2006
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Someone mind doing a background check to see if I'm NARV material or not? @(_@
August 24th, 2006
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1d... no wait 5
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Compliments from your friendly neighborhood upvoter!
August 24th, 2006
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Fixed my vote after realizing that the wiki has turned into a name calling whiner fest. The whole NARV article is just a big troll. Stick with your stupid fad mashups.
August 24th, 2006
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WIN!
August 24th, 2006
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also funny how only 20 NARVs ruined your system
August 24th, 2006
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Crazy old hard drive spinning up for all the wins.
August 24th, 2006
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Omg I was mentioned as critical. 5.
August 24th, 2006
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TheToad really shouldn't be there.. at all. Still 5 for the hard work
August 24th, 2006
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lol
August 24th, 2006
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lol
August 24th, 2006
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I dont upvote every site including a fad. And I make fad sites because I as a person am uninteresting and lazy... why think when someone else did it for you already? do I honestly care what a bunch of idiots who I have never met think of me? no... do I care if I ever make top 15? no... I just like to laugh... and find some of the people here to bee really funny.
August 24th, 2006
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classy
August 24th, 2006
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5
August 24th, 2006
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I don't call people narvs anymore. Mainly because Im tired of people arguing over elitism and popularity. Lets just go back to being funny ytmnd.
August 24th, 2006
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eh, NT-base Windows doesn't have that kind of BSOD.
August 24th, 2006
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Awesome, and you used the same windows desktop that I did with my cursor battle one. Very well made
August 24th, 2006
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Yes, yes, yes.
August 24th, 2006
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Total Annihilation.
August 24th, 2006
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CRITICAL ERROR: wrong BSOD. You used the one from the old 3.0, 95, 98 line.. when you're clearly running XP, which is NT based and uses a different BSOD. Gosh.
August 24th, 2006
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Wiki
August 24th, 2006
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Sad, but true.
August 24th, 2006
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SNAP! This was excellent
August 24th, 2006
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Yeah I know it's not the NT BSOD, but it's the classic one that everyone expects anyway...
August 24th, 2006
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I can't find the any key!
August 24th, 2006
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The end was depressing
August 24th, 2006
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1. Know why? Because YTMND is still funny. YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!
August 24th, 2006
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5 for truthiness
August 24th, 2006
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Stop turning this place into a f*cking soapbox.
August 24th, 2006
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mastersitsu had an orgasm
August 24th, 2006
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NARVs are ruining YTMND
August 24th, 2006
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i'm sorta with S-O-M - dont just throw the word around to describe any user you think is ruining YTMND, thats dishonest, I dont want to see a massive "NARV list" like McCarthyism. Now the 'parasite' list however, can go on and on. users that steal famous heavily edited gifs from other users deserve their listing....
August 24th, 2006
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Brilliant!
August 24th, 2006
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That's brilliant. =)
August 24th, 2006
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Oh noes, lol, I'm a NARV. Even though I don't split downvote and a few of my YTMNDs are above 2. So go f*ck off, in my opinion.
August 24th, 2006
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The blue screen of death ruined it.
August 24th, 2006
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yes narv's suck, but this site does not help one bit
August 24th, 2006
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3, -2 for selfless promotion of other people.
August 24th, 2006
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Due to this error YTMND is no longer funny.
August 24th, 2006
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What is narv? OH wait, I am nart xD aajaahaha
August 24th, 2006
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what does NARV stand for?
August 24th, 2006
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I don't get it.
August 24th, 2006
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YTMND hasn't been funny since I've been here, have I missed something?
August 24th, 2006
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You whine about NARVs being a virus for YTMND, while using a mac. Macs are like a virus for the computing world. GTFO.
August 24th, 2006
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Wow, that was a retarded comment. Please leave the internet.
August 25th, 2006
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Well done!!! make sure you get that nasty Inkdrinker virus.
August 25th, 2006
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Anyone who downvotes this site should get insta-banned, as they are the downvoters.
August 25th, 2006
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NARV, because we're too good to say noob.
August 26th, 2006
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Funkydirt, you talk too much. Let sites speak for themselves and don't respond to every halfwit who makes a drive-by comment; it makes you look desperate for attention. (Almost everyone here is, but just don't show it.) Eh, also c*cks, NEDM, loved the hidden Peppers in the background, +5 for excellence, -1.14 for phase of the moon, -1 for typos... meh, no vote because I don't care.
August 26th, 2006
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Look at who's talking about letting sites that speak for themselves. Oh yeah, the guy with no sites.
August 27th, 2006
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Oh, the old "people who don't do it can't say anything about it" argument. BS - and what did I say about not responding to every halfwit? :-)
August 27th, 2006
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Picture + sound + text. The irony's showing!
August 27th, 2006
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here is my long forgoten NARV site.....http://unpopular.ytmnd.com/
August 29th, 2006
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You 2006ers just dont get it.
August 30th, 2006
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-1 for including Dallin. He has made some funny stuff.
September 6th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 7th, 2006
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anti downvoting is a fad.MEGAWOOT!1!!!1!!1
September 9th, 2006
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SWEET I'm STABLE!11
September 9th, 2006
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dohdohdohdohdohdohdohBOOH Nice one, d00d.
September 12th, 2006
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Who the hell put me on the Wiki. I may be a bottomfeeder, and useless at photoshop. Yet I don't vote like a NARV. Damnit. Hahaha. Favorite. Word.
September 12th, 2006
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critically hopeless ftw
September 13th, 2006
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Sigh.......
September 15th, 2006
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its funny because its true Welcome ^_^
September 18th, 2006
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I'm accepting of an all-around NARV genocide.
September 20th, 2006
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that wallpaper plz... XD... no more
October 21st, 2006
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i don't get it, but it's well done.
October 25th, 2006
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Why isnt this like 409234059825 stars?
November 6th, 2006
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Awesome.
November 6th, 2006
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Funny. I had to deal with a Narv once. It was one of those revenge downvoter Narvs.
November 19th, 2006
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Come to us.
November 30th, 2006
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skills +5
December 7th, 2006
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This is hillarious because I actually, for 1/9999 of a second, though the blue screen was real.
December 15th, 2006
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I especially like the program start-up sound effects.
December 16th, 2006
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I pressed any key and it did NOT continue! Your YTMND is broken!
January 2nd, 2007
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this took alot of effort narv 5
January 27th, 2007
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COOKIE 4 U ^_^
February 3rd, 2007
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AISU SUTOOOON
February 12th, 2007
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Blue-screen'd.
February 16th, 2007
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Narvs suck, but i think YTMND is still funny. so 3
April 30th, 2007
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It's kind of a sad fact that there isn't much creativity left in YTMND. Oh well, we can hope for the best.
July 8th, 2007
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Very Nice. I got my *ss spammed and downvoted by a NARV last week :(
August 12th, 2007
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LAWL
November 11th, 2007
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I've always found the very concept of "NARV" to be elitist, in that it tries to establish an objective definition of funny, which is completely against the spirit of YTMND. And no, I'm not a newf*g.
December 3rd, 2007
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F&*$ing NARVs. I might even be one, with all of the sites I made that are a 2 or a 3.4, tops.. Anyway, you get a 5 for the truth.
November 6th, 2008
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epson 500 if i remember correctly.
August 5th, 2009
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Still true. Updated list plz