The Matrix: Abridged Version
Created on: September 3rd, 2006
The Matrix:  Abridged Version
Free your mind and the credits will follow.

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September 3rd, 2006
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i lol'd
January 10th, 2008
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Brings a tear to my eye...
September 3rd, 2006
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Would've saved us from two of the crappiest sequels ever made.
September 3rd, 2006
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hheheheheh
September 3rd, 2006
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this ytmnd is full of half truths and misinformation.
September 3rd, 2006
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Now THIS was a treat to spot on the recently created list!
September 3rd, 2006
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lmfao irl
September 3rd, 2006
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Awesome.
September 3rd, 2006
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Thanks! Still laughing.
September 3rd, 2006
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5 for shining force music
September 3rd, 2006
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hahaha
September 3rd, 2006
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5 for shining force 2!
September 3rd, 2006
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Needs more blood, gore & "Fatality". ;)
September 3rd, 2006
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Abridging a story doesn't mean changing it.. the concept had potential, though.
September 3rd, 2006
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btw for some reason this loops better in IE, I'm guessing it's the 3.0 second delay on the last frame so I'll try to fix it for Firefox users
September 3rd, 2006
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yea I know abridged just means shortening the story and not changing it, but I couldn't think of anything else other than "Director's Cut" and since those are longer it made no sense to call it that. Sorry :P
September 3rd, 2006
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I like this version better.
September 3rd, 2006
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5
September 3rd, 2006
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i like this version better too
September 3rd, 2006
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win
September 3rd, 2006
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
September 3rd, 2006
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^ "Abridging a story doesn't mean changing it.. the concept had potential, though." --It's a joke, professor. And for some reason I found it pretty funny about 3 or 4 seconds into the credits. It's gotta be the music.
September 3rd, 2006
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LOLIRL
September 3rd, 2006
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Yeah, the 2nd one was ok, coulda done without the third.
September 3rd, 2006
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shining force 2 makes it.
September 3rd, 2006
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Ha!
September 3rd, 2006
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SF2 for the f*cking WIN.
September 3rd, 2006
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Shining force 2 ftw
September 3rd, 2006
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Excellent Comrade Kayne, the Party is pleased.
September 3rd, 2006
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Needs more horse dick and dugaduga
September 3rd, 2006
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Better than the real thing.
September 3rd, 2006
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5 + fav for shining force
September 3rd, 2006
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you're hilarious
September 3rd, 2006
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I wish
September 3rd, 2006
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September 3rd, 2006
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Lol funny, and shining force music compels me to 5
September 3rd, 2006
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Crap compared to your usual fare, but I'll take it!
September 3rd, 2006
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amazing i loved it
September 3rd, 2006
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dugadugaduga
September 3rd, 2006
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haha nice.
September 3rd, 2006
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kinda stupid, I agree this had potential
September 3rd, 2006
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Saw it coming from a mile off, but still, 5
September 3rd, 2006
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i laffed
September 3rd, 2006
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lole
September 3rd, 2006
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:D
September 3rd, 2006
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lol
September 3rd, 2006
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LOL!!!
September 3rd, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 3rd, 2006
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YAY, NO SEQUELS!
September 3rd, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 3rd, 2006
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Meh. Let's be honest people, the sequels weren't that bad. In the universe of trilogies it certainly isn't the strongest but it had excellent potential.
September 3rd, 2006
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Funny, but I have to dock some points just because it's not really YTMND material. Not only does it seem to belong more on YouTube, but it would actually be better because of full motion and perfect sync.
September 3rd, 2006
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You win, please pat yourself on the back :)
September 3rd, 2006
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Pretty funny.
September 3rd, 2006
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remmember neo....there is no LoL
September 3rd, 2006
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:S ROFL!!!!!!!!!1
September 3rd, 2006
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XD
September 3rd, 2006
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Pretty stupid + no effort = eat c*ck rock.
September 3rd, 2006
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the credits were the only part not abridged
September 3rd, 2006
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"Meh. Let's be honest people, the sequels weren't that bad. In the universe of trilogies it certainly isn't the strongest but it had excellent potential." I thought the sequels were awesome and actually did add more to the whole story of Zion and the robots, if more people weren't so easily confused and didn't like to THINK during a movie, the sequels would've had more press.
September 3rd, 2006
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more gore hehe
September 3rd, 2006
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The way the movie was intended to end! A Kanye original.
September 3rd, 2006
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I wish I could give you more than 5 stars for Shining Force 2 music
September 3rd, 2006
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yes please. more.
September 3rd, 2006
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Kayne, I lol'd my *ss off. Great idea
September 3rd, 2006
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I liked the Matrix Trilogy but this made me laugh
September 3rd, 2006
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funny short film
September 3rd, 2006
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5 for SF2 music
September 3rd, 2006
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This actually had me laughing out loud. But I suggest changing the ending music, because it doesn't fit at all.
September 3rd, 2006
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lol, win.
September 3rd, 2006
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I liked the ending much better in this version.
September 3rd, 2006
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hahaha, yeah that movie sucked
September 3rd, 2006
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NOW it makes sense.
September 3rd, 2006
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This is better than the original.
September 3rd, 2006
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would have been better that way
September 3rd, 2006
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OMFG SHINING FORCE 2 is one of the BEST games ever (along with Chrono Trigger and Secret of Mana). I suddenly love you way more than I did before.
September 3rd, 2006
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5/5 for shining force, 5/5 for pwning Neo and 5 more for shining force!
September 3rd, 2006
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5'd for Shining Force
September 3rd, 2006
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I don't get it... you showed a part of the movie and he went splat instead of bounced and this is supposed to be funny? If there is something I'm missing please tell me.
September 3rd, 2006
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... and please PM because I doubt I'll check this
September 3rd, 2006
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I wish the end credits song was "Hooray for Hollywood"...
September 3rd, 2006
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XD!!!
September 3rd, 2006
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win
September 3rd, 2006
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... I read shining force 2 ... I didnt know how it would be used .... BUT THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
September 3rd, 2006
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oh lol, that rocked
September 3rd, 2006
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LMFAO!
September 3rd, 2006
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What Money-Hat said
September 3rd, 2006
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This is too funny, especially the credits.
September 3rd, 2006
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Cut the stupid underground rave scene and you got a winner there.
September 3rd, 2006
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this ytmnd f*cks your mother.
September 3rd, 2006
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lol, he should have fallen on agent smith and killed him. That would end it.
September 3rd, 2006
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Kayne is the new MasterSitsu.
September 3rd, 2006
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This would have saved us the pain of the third movie ...
September 4th, 2006
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Haha, didn't expect that!
September 7th, 2006
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Shining Force is that um...video game, right?
September 8th, 2006
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lol :D
September 8th, 2006
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Rofl
September 10th, 2006
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lol I woke up the neighbors
September 16th, 2006
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go to youtube, f*ggot. downvoting all your sites you f*ggot
September 19th, 2006
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superb. flawless.
October 13th, 2006
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HAAA HA HA HA HA HA HAGAIN!
October 15th, 2006
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Hahahahahahaha
December 12th, 2006
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Hilarious. I gotta get this to favorites, and show all my friends. 5'd :)
January 3rd, 2007
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brilliant.
February 23rd, 2007
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lol
February 2nd, 2008
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Fav'd for Shining Force, though I don't know where you got that arrangement.