Sexual urges of men and women (dont click if u cant read)
When a man doesn't meet his woman's needs

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September 8th, 2006
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sh*t
September 8th, 2006
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you win my internets. and my neighbor's internets. just take them all.
September 8th, 2006
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Usually I hate these types of ytmnds, but that was hilarious. 4d
September 8th, 2006
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Ha ha, take that you twat
September 8th, 2006
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Holy sh*t that was epic
September 8th, 2006
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lol, thats what your five girlfriends are for
September 8th, 2006
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rofl that dude wins at life
September 8th, 2006
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Hahaha, awesome
September 8th, 2006
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Old joke it funny. . . but old
September 8th, 2006
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I understand your needs as a TYMNDer, 5 stars.
September 8th, 2006
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lmao that was amazing. 5 for you.
September 8th, 2006
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I loved the way you contrasted the screenshot of a website with the Mario sound which has been used in 1400 YTMNDs. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
September 8th, 2006
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F*CKING PWNED.
September 8th, 2006
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Good work. You're both insensitive now. ;)
September 8th, 2006
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Wow he has balls of spike covered steel. I would never have the guts do do that :/. Also men don't think with their heads....At elast i don't when it comes to sexual matters.
September 8th, 2006
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pwned!
September 8th, 2006
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Seen this a million times but it belongs on YTMND.
September 8th, 2006
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way old
September 8th, 2006
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epic pwnage FTW!
September 8th, 2006
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put that bitch in her place. Awesome.
September 8th, 2006
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He is a hero to men everywhere...
September 8th, 2006
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bitch got owned.
September 8th, 2006
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K-K-K-KOMBO BREAKER
September 8th, 2006
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The dude is a dick, but I still lol'd.
September 8th, 2006
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OWNED! I'd dump the bitch.
September 8th, 2006
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3, I like the sound but that is a very old joke.
September 8th, 2006
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i wanted to read it but god damn the music is too annoying so i just exited out. turning down the volume is too much work.
September 8th, 2006
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HAAHah
September 8th, 2006
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oh yeah, i read it. havent read it forever its funny, but intolerable music + old image does not equal a good vote.
September 8th, 2006
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Seen it 1000 times... in chain emails... and you added nothing to it.
September 8th, 2006
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Change the music to what is love. im sure that fits in more .
September 8th, 2006
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dum da-dum-dum
September 8th, 2006
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nice
September 8th, 2006
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No sex until '08? I'm surprised he's not DEAD now! 3 because it's funny, but not an original work and not very creative.
September 8th, 2006
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roflmao, so good
September 8th, 2006
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sweet
September 8th, 2006
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BAM BITCH YOU GOT JACKED!
September 8th, 2006
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I can understand once in a while a girl may not be in the mood, but you just don't build up towards it and stop it like that. Plus, this guy is married to a greedy bitch. If they ever get divorced she's going to take everything. Still. Kudos sir. You have my respect.
September 8th, 2006
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lol, misogyny
September 8th, 2006
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thanks everyone. about the music i've been trying to change it for a while now but I keep getting an error message. going to keep trying. I've only done this once before.
September 8th, 2006
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F*CK YEAH
September 8th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 8th, 2006
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Well played =)
September 8th, 2006
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I give this a 5 for balls of steel, although 4 would have been better (-1 for overused SMB music)
September 8th, 2006
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yeah i read digg.com too
September 8th, 2006
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why again is this ytmnd material? Oh, is it the lame haddaway song, that's it right?!
September 8th, 2006
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Bad joke + crappy music = poned
September 8th, 2006
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lol, alimony.
September 8th, 2006
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So our musical pleasure is not guaranteed?
September 8th, 2006
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took me a long time to read, but it was worth it.
September 8th, 2006
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First of all he's an idiot in marrying a woman like that. But he wins anyway.
September 8th, 2006
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YOU PH41L @ SUCKING LOL GG WP NO RE
September 8th, 2006
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fershiggs, is right, it needs more me....
September 8th, 2006
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The sexual urges are exactly the same unless of course your ugly. :)
September 8th, 2006
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OWNED for the motherland
September 8th, 2006
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Owned.
September 8th, 2006
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3 minus 1 for ie = 1
September 8th, 2006
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Lame. Email forward from someone with an AOL address lame.
September 8th, 2006
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5'd like a man
September 8th, 2006
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lol invest in hand lotion til spring of 08 = good idea
September 8th, 2006
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yeah you tell that stupid bitch
September 8th, 2006
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Amazing!
September 8th, 2006
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lol
September 8th, 2006
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Sorry, but I recieve this sh*t and it goes straight to my spam folder for deletion. DIE!
September 8th, 2006
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if i wanted to read stoies on a message board i would actuall use it instead of clicking on ytmnds
September 8th, 2006
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Do you think I come on here to read sh*t?
September 8th, 2006
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"3 minus 1 for ie = 1" 3-1=2... and its not IE its Avant. lemme guess you use firefox? ooo aren't we cool. search the web its not all its hyped to be. I never recieved this in a forwared email from AOL I got it from Digg.com and I never claimed this was originally written by me relax.
September 8th, 2006
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+1 for last comment
September 8th, 2006
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OLD
September 8th, 2006
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^he's right.
September 8th, 2006
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"I think she was testing me when she said she wanted a tennis bracelet, she does not even play tennis." That line almost killed me.
September 8th, 2006
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thats a true man right there.
September 8th, 2006
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god damn thats old
September 8th, 2006
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I've heard 9,000 variations of this same story, but 5 for being anti-bitches.
September 8th, 2006
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hahahahahaha! She was all about the bling-bling.
September 8th, 2006
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PWNED PWNED PWNED PWNED
September 8th, 2006
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f*cking owned
September 8th, 2006
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I've never seen it, and i thought it was hilarious. 5 for you.
September 8th, 2006
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That's the best thing I ever saw.
September 8th, 2006
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HAHA doesn't get funnier then that
September 8th, 2006
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older than the internet
September 8th, 2006
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exploiting woman's imperfections and faults never loses entertainment value.
September 8th, 2006
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F*CK YEAH!!!!!!!!
September 8th, 2006
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Yeah... I got that spam email too.
September 8th, 2006
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f*cking YES.
September 8th, 2006
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that was pretty slick
September 8th, 2006
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rofl loved it
September 8th, 2006
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Pwned that greedy bitch.
September 8th, 2006
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HOLY SHT THATS THE FUNNIEST THING ID EVER SEEN id leave her and go get a hooker tho
September 8th, 2006
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This guy wins at life
September 8th, 2006
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old... a screenshot... not original... etc.
September 8th, 2006
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this makes a bad YTMND but the story is still pwnage.
September 8th, 2006
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"Do you think I come on here to read sh*t?" lol!
September 8th, 2006
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older than the internets
September 8th, 2006
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*HERO*
September 8th, 2006
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You can take a random song from ytmnd, and screenshot a few paragraphs that has been posted at least once in every forum in existance. Wow.
September 8th, 2006
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Damn straight! you want teh pretties, then YOU Pay f'r'em, Biznatch! Fivizzled!
September 8th, 2006
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dude get myspace its so cool
September 8th, 2006
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how funny can one thing get..
September 8th, 2006
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owned
September 8th, 2006
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LOL
September 8th, 2006
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I really liked this. 5'd!
September 8th, 2006
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snap. f'in snap!
September 8th, 2006
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Epic shun maneuver.
September 8th, 2006
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sh*t yes
September 8th, 2006
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Wow, she got told.
September 8th, 2006
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this deserves a much higher score
September 8th, 2006
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I lol'd
September 8th, 2006
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digg article doesnt equal a ytmnd
September 8th, 2006
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This is the oldest thing ever =/
September 8th, 2006
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"I've only done this once before." Time Travel?
September 8th, 2006
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i've read this. this is pretty sweet. go men. you should have the ghost love score playing during this. because this... is F*CKING EPIC.
September 8th, 2006
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sry, cnat read
September 8th, 2006
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lawl you win at lyfe
September 8th, 2006
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f*cking awesome
September 8th, 2006
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LOL POSTING CHAIN MAIL JOKES IS FUNNYIES! NEW FAD 4 SHUR
September 8th, 2006
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lol screen shot of an old joke
September 8th, 2006
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A lazy-ass effort on your part but the story is great.
September 8th, 2006
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Now THAT is ballsy. Nice.
September 8th, 2006
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Wow, the new song choice is even worse. This YTMND is horrifically bad.
September 8th, 2006
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probably fake, and wtf... does she not have any money? lame.
September 8th, 2006
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hahaha f*cking owned
September 8th, 2006
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Epic Husband Manuver.
September 8th, 2006
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Can't read sorry.
September 8th, 2006
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MAN POWER!
September 8th, 2006
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old and stupid.
September 8th, 2006
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a screenshot of an old joke put to fad music gets you a 3.94 rating? what has become of ytmnd :(
September 8th, 2006
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old but still funny
September 8th, 2006
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lol, upvote.
September 8th, 2006
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There is a hero among us.
September 8th, 2006
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funny sh*t i did actually read it.
September 8th, 2006
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lol,internet
September 8th, 2006
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a lessen for us all
September 8th, 2006
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5 for having the balls to do something, so many of us dont.
September 8th, 2006
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Haha, owned! :)
September 8th, 2006
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"5 for having the balls to do something, so many of us dont." Dumbest comment in awhile.
September 8th, 2006
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OWNED
September 8th, 2006
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zomfg YES, YES! I ROFLED my *ss off!
September 8th, 2006
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lol, wench
September 8th, 2006
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That made me Laugh My F*cking *ss Off!
September 8th, 2006
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This is an *OLD* joke.
September 8th, 2006
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XD
September 8th, 2006
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Fwd: Fwd: (COPY) Re[2]: HILARIOUS YTMND (MUST READ) :) :)
September 8th, 2006
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I actually LOL'd
September 8th, 2006
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Winner
September 8th, 2006
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of course its made up but its great stuff
September 8th, 2006
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oh you totally owned
September 8th, 2006
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YTMND is about the site, not the author. This SITE gets 5.
September 8th, 2006
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I upvote in your general direction.
September 8th, 2006
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haha awsome
September 8th, 2006
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That took Balls.
September 8th, 2006
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Yes! YES!
September 8th, 2006
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F*CKING PWNED!!!!! NEDM.
September 8th, 2006
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he must have testicals made of diamond. GGGRREAATT!!
September 8th, 2006
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What a badass
September 8th, 2006
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bahaha i love misogyny
September 8th, 2006
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH
September 8th, 2006
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pwned....
September 8th, 2006
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How am i supposed to know that i shouldn't read it if I can't read if i can't read the warning? duh.
September 8th, 2006
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hah, at first i wasn't gonna read it... but its pretty funny.... women get hot for shopping
September 8th, 2006
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too long didn't read
September 8th, 2006
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this is pretty old. i read it a long time ago.
September 8th, 2006
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Owned.
September 8th, 2006
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Why is this a YTMND? If you find a good joke post it on a forum or mail it to your friends. If we start screenshooting funny/interesting websites into YTMNDs then ytmnd.com will just be a copy of the internet.
September 8th, 2006
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Oh my God, that's classic. I gotta try that sh*t some time...
September 8th, 2006
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pwnt
September 8th, 2006
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Literally just fell out of my chair laughing. OH SNAP!!
September 8th, 2006
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Picture, Sound, Text. A singular focus. Not a screenshot from a forum post with random music.
September 8th, 2006
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September 8th, 2006
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HA!!!!!!!! FUNNY!!!
September 8th, 2006
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damn man, thats horrible... for her.
September 8th, 2006
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this is good!
September 8th, 2006
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its old but funny... f*ck all these downvoting f*gs oh ya, fershiggs is right, needs more motherland... or at least tubes
September 8th, 2006
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Give that man a f*cking medal.
September 8th, 2006
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I don't give a sh*t if it's old. 5'd.
September 8th, 2006
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I would have removed your testicles right there and then.
September 8th, 2006
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EPIC MARITAL PWNAGE
September 8th, 2006
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Ownt.
September 8th, 2006
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Did you ever know that your my hero? And everything I would like to be?
September 8th, 2006
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I CRACKED up!
September 8th, 2006
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"Usually I hate these types of ytmnds, but that was hilarious. 4d"
September 8th, 2006
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An old joke, but still funny.
September 8th, 2006
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Old joke.
September 8th, 2006
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That guy didn't make up that story, it's a joke thats been going around for years...still give it a 4 jus cuz its so damn funny
September 8th, 2006
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awesome
September 8th, 2006
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WOOO!!!!
September 8th, 2006
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Intellegence of man < intellegence of woman. LOL
September 8th, 2006
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thank you.
September 8th, 2006
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f*cking stupid. its written like its a "true story". its a joke. an old one at that.
September 8th, 2006
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no booty for that guy for a while lolz
September 8th, 2006
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finallyananswer.ytmnd.com
September 8th, 2006
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wow reading through the comments i cant believe how many idiots think its actually a true story
September 8th, 2006
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^who cares?
September 8th, 2006
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LOL, that's hilarious!
September 8th, 2006
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Girls have it all, OH WAIT--
September 8th, 2006
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Oldest joke ever.
September 8th, 2006
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england prevails.
September 8th, 2006
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This is probably not even a true story but I like it anyways. fav'd.
September 8th, 2006
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Good. 4 stars for you!
September 8th, 2006
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Probably didn't really happen, but still a funny story!
September 8th, 2006
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That was hilarious!
September 8th, 2006
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I so lol'd. You so win.
September 8th, 2006
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lol, stereotypes and gender boxing!
September 8th, 2006
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This is sooooooooooooooooo old. Plus it's not that funny, if I wanted to be held I'd... be a dyke.
September 8th, 2006
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Correct LInk Please!!!
September 8th, 2006
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lol gg
September 8th, 2006
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FLAWLESS VICTORY!
September 8th, 2006
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old joke, not to mention this took no work whatsoever
September 8th, 2006
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Yes....YES!
September 8th, 2006
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STORY OF UR LIFE. IMA RAPE THAT DUMB BITCH
September 8th, 2006
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Cool
September 8th, 2006
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GG
September 8th, 2006
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Hell yes.
September 8th, 2006
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Owned.
September 8th, 2006
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YES!
September 8th, 2006
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Dude. That was hilarious.
September 8th, 2006
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YOU ARE AN INSPIRATION
September 8th, 2006
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This ytmnd is full of goddamn win. Good for him. You may have my 5's, I wasn't using them right now.
September 8th, 2006
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wins
September 8th, 2006
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Pearls of wisdom for us all. 5'd.
September 8th, 2006
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Also, kudos on appropriate usage of "What is Love?" outside of its fad. Well done.
September 8th, 2006
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-3 for using internet explorer instead of firefox
September 8th, 2006
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yes...Yes...YES! Brilliant! *tosses you a Guinness*
September 8th, 2006
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haha he wins
September 8th, 2006
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damn, what a burn
September 8th, 2006
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Older than Al Gore.
September 8th, 2006
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Old and not funny anyway, this is narvism at its finest.
September 8th, 2006
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Get a hooker
September 8th, 2006
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An old, crappy joke playing on old, crappy gender stereotypes. Not funny. ALSO WOMENS R SHAALOW LOLZ
September 8th, 2006
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win.
September 8th, 2006
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i would buy that guy a beer
September 8th, 2006
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this is old but good
September 8th, 2006
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made me laugh lol
September 8th, 2006
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Gold.
September 8th, 2006
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LAWL
September 8th, 2006
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You win. Everything.
September 8th, 2006
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uplawz
September 8th, 2006
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awesome, if only i had the balls to do that
September 8th, 2006
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you must be in tune with my five stars
September 8th, 2006
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lame.
September 8th, 2006
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Effing awesome.
September 8th, 2006
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So it's a digg article. I'd never read it before. Thank you for sharing it with the ytmnd crew.
September 8th, 2006
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0WN3D
September 8th, 2006
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pwn
September 8th, 2006
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that guy wins. holy sh*t that guy wins. he just made one woman in the world realize what it feels like. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
September 8th, 2006
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he got her back big time. 5
September 8th, 2006
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LOL! I read the whole thing... that is CLASSIC
September 8th, 2006
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revenge!
September 8th, 2006
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HEROIC
September 8th, 2006
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lol EPIC MAN MOVE FTW!
September 8th, 2006
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epic vindictive maneuver!
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