Canadian Geography Textbook
Created on: September 11th, 2006
Canadian Geography Textbook
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September 11th, 2006
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LOL
September 11th, 2006
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can't see the image
September 11th, 2006
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+5 for pointing out the obvious, -2 for text ruining it. Fix it, then I will five and lol.
September 11th, 2006
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o my gawd are you kidding me rofl
September 11th, 2006
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You fixed it, yay. 5 for you
September 11th, 2006
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Can't see
September 11th, 2006
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classic
September 11th, 2006
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sweet
September 11th, 2006
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5'd for O Canada
September 11th, 2006
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cant f*cking see! 1'd for ignorance
September 11th, 2006
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Nice tautology
September 11th, 2006
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simple stupid eh
September 11th, 2006
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haha you silly ice n*gg*rs
July 13th, 2007
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Always looking to label people as *geographic condition* n*gg*rs! How very American.
September 11th, 2006
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heh. I've 'used' that textbook before. Canadian textbooks in general contain stupid sh*t.
September 11th, 2006
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They do have places eh?
September 11th, 2006
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I remember that text from the previous edition of the book. They've kept that definition for a while then....
September 11th, 2006
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thats cool but wheres the nintendo
September 11th, 2006
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LOL, this is really funny cause I remeber studying this from the same textbook! hahahahahahaha, only good memories of school, stupidity!
September 11th, 2006
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grade 9?
September 11th, 2006
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that is trippy
September 11th, 2006
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At they actually learn geography in Canada.
September 11th, 2006
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At least*
September 11th, 2006
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Any geography book will tell you that. 1 for insulting Canada anyway. The people on this site already hate every other culture. This will just give them another excuse to rip on Canada.
September 11th, 2006
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Better than American textbooks which show the world shaped as america with hawaii and alaska orbiting around it.
September 11th, 2006
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*Salutes as a tear rolls down his cheek.*
September 11th, 2006
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you obviously photoshop'd that image
September 11th, 2006
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Hah...I'm taking a GIS class, my professor is Canadian, and I think he said something to this effect recently!
September 11th, 2006
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There is a difference. 3 though, cause no matter how many times I say it in my head, it still sounds screwed up.
September 11th, 2006
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Lawl
September 11th, 2006
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XD
September 11th, 2006
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And they say the Canadian Education System is SOO much better than the United States Education System.
September 11th, 2006
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YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS THATS AGAINST EVERYTHING IVE BEEN TAUGHT!!!!!
September 11th, 2006
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This was the same as my 4th grade geography book I believe. It's for kids, they have to be as obvious as possible because dumb people like you have even dumber kids. No funny here. everyonefails.ytmnd.com
September 11th, 2006
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KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!! KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!!!
September 11th, 2006
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Please tell me that is a first grade book
September 11th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 11th, 2006
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No, no, it's not Canada's fault... it's educational theory that insists on textbook-writing-by-committee... no doubt what they INTENDED to say is that locations have coordinates, that every point on the globe can be accurately described by numbers, etc. ... but then they decided to put it differently for whatever reason, and it ended up as that asinine, insulting phrase. Next, I want to see a Physics textbook that says, "Matter is stuff and things."
September 11th, 2006
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I think I had that textbook in like 5th grade...
September 11th, 2006
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i never got a text book like that :(
September 11th, 2006
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5 for "They Certainly Do"
September 11th, 2006
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"damn, we're pathetic people" At least we're smarter than Americans.
September 11th, 2006
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I remember that textbook, from 7 years ago. You must be in grade 9.
September 11th, 2006
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lol, canadian school system
September 11th, 2006
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Texas Edition has the same
September 11th, 2006
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Modern geographers would scoff at this as a definition.
September 11th, 2006
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Newly created Canadian government sanctioned textbooks are bad.
September 11th, 2006
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I'm from Canada, and they think I'm sloooooooooow, eeeeeeeeeeeeh?
September 11th, 2006
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yea, canada is gay
September 11th, 2006
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Oh yeah, that doesn't look like it's been tampered with.
September 11th, 2006
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lol NO WAI!
September 11th, 2006
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SHEit
September 11th, 2006
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lol u idiots if had tampered with it in PS then why would he put it twice? its on the other side of the page in black, but it bends a little so ur all dumb.. fail at life some more
September 11th, 2006
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I don't think that this is funny... is a geographical fact. Every geography text must to have this... that is the obvius things that must to know when your are intoducing at some logos.
September 11th, 2006
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im still guessing canada has a better public school system than the usa 5 for that
September 11th, 2006
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Well, it's a lot better than an American history book.
September 11th, 2006
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...they call us stupid, eh?
September 11th, 2006
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damn right they do, I'm at one right now!!!!! LOL....we rock, we just do that so Americans can understand complex Canadian schooling :)
September 11th, 2006
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ROFL!
September 11th, 2006
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God Bless Canada (im canadian)
September 11th, 2006
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NO THEY DO NOT. Also, Canada ftw.
September 11th, 2006
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NO WAI
September 11th, 2006
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:)
September 11th, 2006
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And the point being, my good man?
September 11th, 2006
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I used that very text book last year in grade 10 and I remember reading that in class and thinking holy sh*t this is a badly writen book skitzophreniq: This is quite real and is not photoshopped. Motu: sorry to disapoint you but this is a 10th grade book.
September 11th, 2006
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4 stars for funny, -3 for Canada bashing. I think it evens out.
September 11th, 2006
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1 stars for unfunny, end of statement. However, stop trying to pass off photoshops as real
September 11th, 2006
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Yeah, I am really sure they dropped a san serif sentence right into a paragraph of serif text. At least try to match the g'damn font.
September 11th, 2006
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yeaaa.. i would laugh if i werent canadian
September 11th, 2006
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Not funny. A place killed my grandpa.
September 11th, 2006
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If it's a shop, then someone's trying too hard. A similar statement is in my Geography textbook.
September 11th, 2006
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They didn't cite me when they quoted me. WTF??!!!?
September 11th, 2006
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I think my brain is about to explode from this insane amount of knowledge. 5!
September 11th, 2006
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Damn Canadians.
September 11th, 2006
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Pretty funny.
September 11th, 2006
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It's not fake, I had this textbook last year for 10th Grade. There's a whole f*cking chapter on the Prairies.
September 11th, 2006
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Hey, if it were an American schoolbook, it would be full of "alternative theories" like "Intelligent Placement".
September 11th, 2006
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5ived
September 11th, 2006
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"Place is a term that has a variety of meanings in a dictionary sense, but which is principally used in a geographic sense as a noun to denote location, though in a sense of a location identified with that which is located there." "Places have a location", Wikipedia style. Must be a Canadian wiki.
September 11th, 2006
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photoshopped
September 11th, 2006
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not photoshopped
September 11th, 2006
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Heeelll yeah, places do have locations, and don't forget it!
September 11th, 2006
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Oh, and not photoshopped. I had that one in grade 8.
September 11th, 2006
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Places have a location? O RLY?
September 11th, 2006
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photoshopped
September 11th, 2006
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1'd for being stolen and breaking copyright on this textbook
September 11th, 2006
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Funny; but really it has nothing to do with it being canadian, it's probably like a grade 3 book
September 11th, 2006
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LOL taken out of context, its funny!
September 11th, 2006
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Great, but you neglected the other qualities of places which are equally amusing
September 11th, 2006
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lol foolish canadians
September 11th, 2006
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they think that because places have locations, that we want to understand that to get to the place of a place, we have to "travel" to a "location" to find the place where that location is situated (on a map) AMERICA>canada
September 11th, 2006
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we pwn u canada, and dont say anything like "thats showin thos americans, eh?" OR WE INVADE UR ASS!
September 11th, 2006
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not funny. Textbooks say stupid things all the time. So do Americans. "youre workin hard to put food on ur family"
September 11th, 2006
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F*ck nationalism, go International! United planet'yo
September 11th, 2006
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Halloa. Wow, I laughed my head off at this one. Very very nice. I like the music and the sarcasm. It is funny how textbooks state the obvious. However, just to clarify, there is a difference between "place" and "location". "place" is defined as the culture, vegetation, climate, geographic distribution, and economy of an area. Location is just its location on the globe. HOWEVER, NOTHING CAN EXCUSE THE LACK OF ANY INTELLEGENCE IN THESE TEXTBOOKS! My final word on this..............................................LOL
September 11th, 2006
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Ah, gotta love the days of high school.
September 11th, 2006
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oh good ol' geography text books. I remember acutally making fun of that line in class. Actually that entire page was f*cking stupid....
September 11th, 2006
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Atleast Canada teaches geography. F*ck.
September 11th, 2006
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haha, canada sucks.
September 11th, 2006
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If I was that school, I'd want my money back for those books.
September 11th, 2006
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of f*ckin canadians
September 11th, 2006
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looks photoshopped, which makes it lame.
September 11th, 2006
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Wtf? I had the exact same text book when I was in grade...8? Or was it 9? That means you're around 12 - 14 years old.
September 11th, 2006
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not good enough for the kandi man. MEGAWOOT@22@@@@22
September 11th, 2006
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My hero...
September 11th, 2006
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^prove it.
September 11th, 2006
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O RLY
September 11th, 2006
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LOL 5'd because I actually remembering using a textbook in that series in school
September 11th, 2006
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omg... i have that textbook. :|
September 11th, 2006
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wow this book is hella stupid! didn't have such stupid books back in highschool and i live i canada too!
September 11th, 2006
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September 11th, 2006
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What the hell is that? A Social 13 book?
September 11th, 2006
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OBJECTION!
September 11th, 2006
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hmmmm... O RLY? Oh shi- am I starting to see a trend making fun of Canadians?
September 11th, 2006
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Lol, the bullsh*t they fill textbooks up with to make them appear intimidating and to hide the important parts is hilarious.
September 11th, 2006
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Candians from Canadia. Hail Stalin.
September 11th, 2006
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1. I am Canadian. 2. The text looks photoshopped. Doesn't look like the same font... I smell photoshopped.
September 12th, 2006
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"Matter is stuff and things." - that's actually a good starting definition
September 12th, 2006
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The problem with most textbooks is the publisher's insistence to come out with a new edition every other year for subjects that rarely change.
September 12th, 2006
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that is the logical conclusion. 5s all around!
September 12th, 2006
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Geography is a class for retards anyway, I award you no points, and I feel we have all gotten dumber viewing this YTMND.
September 12th, 2006
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"I don't think that this is funny... is a geographical fact. Every geography text must to have this... that is the obvius things that must to know when your are intoducing at some logos." Lern to speekum dee inglush.
September 12th, 2006
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tomahawk missle?
September 12th, 2006
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as a geography major, I'll just say that "location" and "place" means a somewhat different thing than what simpletons percieve them to be.
September 12th, 2006
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Sh*t. I think I had that textbook.
September 12th, 2006
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ONTARIO SECONDARY SCHOOL SYSTEM FTW
September 12th, 2006
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educational.
September 12th, 2006
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And people say that Americans are dumbasses...
September 12th, 2006
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FFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
September 12th, 2006
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lolz
September 12th, 2006
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i lol'd
September 12th, 2006
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It was probably printed in the US. You fgts contributed.
September 12th, 2006
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I had this textbook :)
September 12th, 2006
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my canadian geography textbook made great kindling.
September 12th, 2006
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Meh, I bet most Canadians are better then most Americans at geography...
September 12th, 2006
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Photoshop, lol
September 12th, 2006
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you forgot poland.
September 12th, 2006
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eh. it's clearly a book aimed at younger students, like 3rd-4th grade, so of course it will be written like that.
September 12th, 2006
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lol, canada eh??
September 12th, 2006
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"Places interact with other places." They certainly do not. If a place is in one place, how can it interact with a place in another place? That makes no sense.
September 12th, 2006
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Haha, I have this textbook in my backpack, if anyone else has it, it's on page 94.
September 12th, 2006
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It isnt photoshopped (except the red box.) in the book they made it bolder and a differnt colour, to make it stand out.
September 12th, 2006
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Places have locations?!?! So everything I've ever known was a LIE?! NnnnnnnoooooOOOOOoooOOO!
September 12th, 2006
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hahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAH F*CKING CANADA
September 12th, 2006
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rock and also canada
September 12th, 2006
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"damn, we're pathetic people" 2 for that, booouuurnnns
September 12th, 2006
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They do, eh?
September 12th, 2006
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lol st00pid square heads
September 12th, 2006
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September 12th, 2006
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This is also seen in American geo textbooks.
September 12th, 2006
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photo shop
September 12th, 2006
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It's a pretty obvious Photoshop.
September 12th, 2006
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I found a winner...eh
September 12th, 2006
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no no, maybe you're a pathetic person, but canada as a whole is not pathetic, DEFEND THE MAPLE LEAF motherf*cker
September 12th, 2006
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Look at this, OMG IT AINT PS. http://gladstone.vsb.bc.ca/library/First_nations/LANDSCAPES.htm
September 12th, 2006
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September 12th, 2006
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I love how books start off so amazing simplistic, then go nuts. My biology book starts off with: Biology is the study of life. But what is life? then you find youself confused about the finer points of DNA
September 12th, 2006
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obviously photoshopped, but still funny
September 12th, 2006
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I think I had that textbook in high school.
September 12th, 2006
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Oh my GOD! I had to read that gay textbook in school and I remember that!
September 12th, 2006
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O' Canada! Our home and native land. True patriot love, in all thy sons command. With shining hearts...
September 12th, 2006
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comments contain words
September 12th, 2006
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Next to the Soviet union's anthem, this one is the best. LoLZ kNOwLeDGE!
September 12th, 2006
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NOW YOU KNOW.
September 12th, 2006
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LMFAO 5 SIR
September 12th, 2006
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lmao at Torchy for saying "ice n*gg*rs"...this gets a 5 just for the cool comments
September 13th, 2006
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the text big isnt f*cking photoshopped you dumb f*cks, maybe if you were in college you could take an introductory geography course an read the f*cking definition yourself.
September 14th, 2006
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yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
September 22nd, 2006
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Our text books suck. Thankfully, doing work in class is optional.
September 22nd, 2006
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lol the funniest part is the part where you realize that this textbook is not aimed at retards
November 10th, 2006
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DUDE I TOTALLY HAVE THAT F*CKING TEXTBOOK TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 20th, 2007
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Pretty damn good.