FOX NEWS ALERT!
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FOX NEWS ALERT!
FOX NEWS ALERT!!!

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September 14th, 2006
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i don't get it
September 14th, 2006
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September 14th, 2006
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I'm with "ac6517"
September 14th, 2006
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also, poor dog :(
September 14th, 2006
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The fact that they're doing a FOX NEWS ALERT on something so monumentally inconsequential perhaps?
September 14th, 2006
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lol, FOX news FTL
September 14th, 2006
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the fact that... aw.. poor dog
September 14th, 2006
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Hahaha
September 14th, 2006
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I lolled.
September 14th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
September 14th, 2006
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i hate fox news
September 14th, 2006
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lol, typical
September 14th, 2006
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5 for terror alert high
September 14th, 2006
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DOG IN DANGER!!! (P.S. 50 dead in Iraq)
September 14th, 2006
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Clearly that dog was trapped by the Democrat's plan to set a time-table for troops in Iraq. Damn cut-n-runners!
September 14th, 2006
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SHOG HEART GO OUT TO DOG
September 14th, 2006
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THE ICE HAS A BOMB STRAPPED TO IT'S CHEST!!!!!!!!!111111111
September 14th, 2006
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pets = ratings. You don't know this? What the hell you think they're doing, trying to scare ppl away from their channel?
September 14th, 2006
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:O
September 14th, 2006
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ALERT THE INTERNET, A DOG IS IN TROUBLE!!!1
September 14th, 2006
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TERROR ALERT: HIGH
September 14th, 2006
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LOL nice find xD
September 14th, 2006
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AVIATION ALERT : HIGH
September 14th, 2006
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lol, wow did you make a comeback from like 10 minutes ago
September 14th, 2006
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It's called ratings, look it up some time
September 14th, 2006
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"It's called ratings, look it up some time" It's called humor, look it up some time btw I love how you have like 20 or 30 sites rated at 1.5-2
September 14th, 2006
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hope that thing dies.... only the strongest survive. or the smartest. and unless this dog swims it's *ss to shore or macguyvers a boat from the ice, it is neither.
September 14th, 2006
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lol, Fox News
September 14th, 2006
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wtf did you post this, its just a stupid news thing? who watches the new anyway? STUPID!
September 14th, 2006
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ftw.
September 14th, 2006
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5 for funny photoshop -1 for fake
September 14th, 2006
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Bush! Where is the military support to save that dog?????
September 14th, 2006
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f*cking sick
September 14th, 2006
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RIVER ALERT: HIGH
September 14th, 2006
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How can that be, unless she drowned herself in her own defense?
September 14th, 2006
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I have been glued to my TV for hours watching as this terrible story unfolds.
September 14th, 2006
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TERROR ALERT HIGH
September 14th, 2006
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O Rly? 3'd for the truth.
September 14th, 2006
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EL OH EL
September 14th, 2006
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"Fox News Alert, dog trapped on ice. Osama Bin Laden suspected of placing dog on ice, and snickering like something out of loony toons. Authorities are prepared to shoot down the dog before it crashes into the Pentagon. Disney expected to make a movie out of it. War in Iran to be justified by "Dog on Ice" incident. America forgets Poland."
September 14th, 2006
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TERRORISTS!
September 14th, 2006
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Yeah, thats really news-worthy...
September 14th, 2006
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Terrorists win?
September 14th, 2006
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poland
September 14th, 2006
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Poor dog.
September 14th, 2006
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holy crap someone do something
September 14th, 2006
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Those f*cking terrorists did this!
September 14th, 2006
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^ hahah ^
September 14th, 2006
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aw :(
September 14th, 2006
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hahaha read the stuff on the news ticker bar at the bottm. I guess that's just not NEARLY as important as that dog.
September 14th, 2006
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ok i guess i get it..
September 14th, 2006
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On NOOOO! DID IT MAKE IT!?
September 14th, 2006
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That's IT! I've had it with this mutherf*ckin dog on this mutherf*ckin ice!!
September 14th, 2006
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ALSO C*CKS. FUUUUUUUCK.
September 14th, 2006
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Four for bashing fox.
September 14th, 2006
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lol
September 14th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 14th, 2006
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When there's nothing else going on in the world, turn to FOX News. We'll keep you advised.
September 14th, 2006
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+4 for making the NASDAQ drop 6 points
September 14th, 2006
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sorry i forgot to vote
September 14th, 2006
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Should use music from fox news.
September 14th, 2006
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ill be the first to say, NEQM
September 14th, 2006
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The evil nazi lovin liberals put the dog there
September 14th, 2006
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FOX NEWS ALEART? For a dog trapped on ice? That should only be used for serious things, jesus christ.
September 14th, 2006
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I thought it'd be some kind of witty comment on the fact that it sounds like they're warning you about the presence of Fox News. Which they should be.
September 14th, 2006
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So true. Also, "terror alert: HIGH", lol.
September 14th, 2006
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PREPARE THE ROFLCOPTER!
September 14th, 2006
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TERROR ALERT HIGH! IT MUST BE TERRORISTS TRYING TO FREEZE THE DOGGIES!!
September 14th, 2006
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OH SH*T, A DOG IS TRAPPED! While mention of 3000 murders scrolls casually by underneath.
September 14th, 2006
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cuz we all know none of the other television news networks do this
September 14th, 2006
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A dog is trapped on ice blocks in a river? TERROR ALERT TERROR ALERT!!!! Seriously, Fox news is a tool.
September 14th, 2006
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The terror alert makes it...lmao.
September 14th, 2006
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damn you bin laden!
September 14th, 2006
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WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE
September 14th, 2006
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Who's going to save that poor dog?!
September 14th, 2006
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sickntired's a f*cking c*nt, i hope he has a son stuck on ice, with people standing around saying "he deserves to die, only the strongest survive", btw, TERROR ALERT HIGH!!
September 14th, 2006
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Terror alert high!
September 14th, 2006
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TERROR ALERT - HIGH
September 14th, 2006
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LOL fox is so crappy
September 14th, 2006
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F*ck you, dogs are important.
September 14th, 2006
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omg no!!
September 14th, 2006
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fox news represents the end of intelligence.
September 14th, 2006
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So anyone know what happened to the dog?
September 14th, 2006
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SOMEONE SAVE THAT POOR DOG!!!
September 14th, 2006
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)_)
September 14th, 2006
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fox news uses the "NEWS ALERT" crap at least once an hour just to keep ratings up even if nothing noteworthy is happening
September 14th, 2006
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I blame the democrats
September 14th, 2006
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Fox News=best oxymoron ever.
September 14th, 2006
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and that is exactly why i dont watch FOX news
September 14th, 2006
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I live near kearny lolz
September 14th, 2006
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September 14th, 2006
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poor dog =(
September 14th, 2006
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1'd for acting like dick... also because the ytmnd wasn't funny.
September 14th, 2006
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lol terror alert high
September 14th, 2006
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LOOOL TERROR ALERT HIGH!
September 14th, 2006
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i loled. fox sucks
September 14th, 2006
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SAVE HIM!
September 14th, 2006
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NO!
September 14th, 2006
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hahaha
September 14th, 2006
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lol
September 14th, 2006
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TERROR ALERT HIGH!
September 14th, 2006
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Of course, cause people tune in for random pets in danger, not for, oh say, NEWS?
September 14th, 2006
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silly liberals. youd be all concerned for that dog if this story was printed on the front page of that liberal rag, the NY Times.
September 14th, 2006
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f*cken Fox.............
September 14th, 2006
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AaAaAwWwWwWwWw Teh WiTtLe PuPpY Is LOost?!?!?!?!?! No the Wai
September 14th, 2006
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i like that hes aiding 9/11 hijackers the best.
September 14th, 2006
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oh noes
September 14th, 2006
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lol, the 'terror alert high' tag next to the headline is what makes it.
September 14th, 2006
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truly "high alert" worthy
September 14th, 2006
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DAMN THOSE TERRORIST ICEY LAKES!
September 14th, 2006
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OH NOES!
September 14th, 2006
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hahahahah
September 14th, 2006
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September 14th, 2006
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NEQM
September 14th, 2006
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terror alert high makes it!
September 14th, 2006
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how the f*ck does a dog end up on a icy river? stupid animals.
September 14th, 2006
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COULD THIS DOG BE A THREAT TO YOUR CHILDREN!? We'll Tell you, tonight at 11!
September 14th, 2006
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LOL IM ON UR ICE RAZIN UR TEROR LVLZ!
September 14th, 2006
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lol fox news
September 14th, 2006
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uhhhhhhh stolen from foxnews
September 14th, 2006
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We interrupt this program for a FOX NEWS ALERT!!! in other news 4000 people died today but none of thier life stories were as fascinating as this.
September 14th, 2006
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Woof! what a great scoop. and note the ticker-text scrolling by at the bottom of the image, to put it all in perspective. This just in, kitty-kat stuck in tree!!
September 14th, 2006
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hell's bells, this is filet mignon with a demiglaze of black truffles, pomegranates and win.
September 14th, 2006
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Oh noes. That poor dog could DIE, when three thousand members of OUR OWN SPECIES just did because of a bunch of *ssh*l*es who hate us. Of course, the second one matters not, because a POOR DOG COULD DIE. Not that I'm hating on the dog or anything, but really... it's not that important.
September 14th, 2006
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Also, isn't this how Farley died in For Better of For Worse?
September 14th, 2006
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Um, might I suggest changing the music
September 14th, 2006
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Haha, FOX News... FAIR AND BALANCED (to the far-right)...
September 14th, 2006
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UNIVERSE TIER
September 14th, 2006
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OH NOES
September 14th, 2006
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omg, you mean fox news was scaremongering?!? that NEVER happens!
September 14th, 2006
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1 for calling it "monumentally inconsequential"
September 14th, 2006
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did you know Adverb sh*ts in a bag?
September 14th, 2006
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youre a f*ggot im downvoting all your sites a la dr-1337
September 14th, 2006
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poor Dog
September 14th, 2006
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ALERT THE INTERNUTZ
September 14th, 2006
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Epic!
September 14th, 2006
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YES! Epic Fox News maneuver!
September 14th, 2006
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September 14th, 2006
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And then it fell into the river and was crushed, horribly between ice blocks, and then froze to death in extreme agony. :o)
September 14th, 2006
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The terror alert is on high because of that f***ing dog! Let is die!
September 14th, 2006
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
September 14th, 2006
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poor dog :|
September 14th, 2006
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TERRORISTS!!!
September 14th, 2006
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i dont get it
September 14th, 2006
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fox news owns tbh btw
September 14th, 2006
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hm
September 14th, 2006
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Poor Dog.
September 14th, 2006
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5 for the "High" in Terror Alert being bolded.
September 14th, 2006
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LOL, fox news is dumb. i am reminded of a dunkin donuts commercial about human interest stories.
September 14th, 2006
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Oh noes!
September 14th, 2006
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TIMMY!! LASSIE'S STUCK ON THE ICE!
September 14th, 2006
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Up next: Children playing cowboys.
September 14th, 2006
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FNC FTW
September 14th, 2006
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Somebody save that poor dog. :
September 14th, 2006
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wow, American News is starting to get rly sh*tty.
September 14th, 2006
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TERROR ALERT HIGH
September 14th, 2006
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Terror Alert - High.
September 14th, 2006
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Those bastard terrorist ice chunk sons of bitches!!!
September 14th, 2006
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terror high alert
September 14th, 2006
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Where is PETA when you need them. I am thinking Human Raft.
September 14th, 2006
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god damn it Terror alert high: got me
September 14th, 2006
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oh btw the PETA is too busy on their holocaust on your plate campaign in Israel to deal with the real issues.
September 14th, 2006
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Read the little scrolling message.
September 14th, 2006
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LMFAO! HAHAHAH "terror alert HIGH" way to run out of news, fox.
September 16th, 2006
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haha, thats all dey got :P
September 17th, 2006
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The terror alert on the side and the 9/11 stuff on the bottom merits this a 5
September 19th, 2006
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this is Fox news version of Time magazine's polar bear pic. lol, media.
September 21st, 2006
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A truck on fire?!
September 22nd, 2006
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We have some MAJOR BREAKING NEWS out of Kearny, New Jersey, it doesn't actually look important--but wait the TERROR LEVEL IS STILL HIGH! That's important! Hide in your fallout-shelter-class McMansions behind your American flags and VOTE FOR BUSH! God Bless America, from all of us at StateRunPropag--I mean, Fox News.
October 4th, 2006
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The picture is from a helicopter shot, too, so they were paying exorbiant sums of money to cover this dog crossing a river.
November 17th, 2006
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The only Fox News alert not to shamelessly glorify the Republicans.
January 10th, 2007
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wait...what's that about 3000 murders? lol
February 23rd, 2007
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lol