Agent 47 met his match
Created on: September 17th, 2006
Agent 47 met his match
Don't believe me? Here's the article: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/intruder.killed.ap/index.html

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September 17th, 2006
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I saw this too, badass nurse!
September 17th, 2006
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LMFAO!
September 17th, 2006
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YES YES!!
September 17th, 2006
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and thats why you shouldn't screw with Doctors or Nurses! They know what'll make you stop living :P
September 17th, 2006
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lol own3d
September 17th, 2006
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An epic piece of news
September 17th, 2006
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huh, I swear I just fived this but I guess I forgot to vote.
September 17th, 2006
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Haha, f*cking epic.
September 18th, 2006
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what kind of hitman kills someone with a damn hammer? deserves what he got, for sheer stupidity.
September 18th, 2006
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Haha! Nurses FTW!
September 18th, 2006
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LOL that man got owned.
September 18th, 2006
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Haha
September 18th, 2006
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Yes, it's cool, but it's already on the internet
September 18th, 2006
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holy crap
September 18th, 2006
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When it comes to hitmen, you get what you pay for.
September 18th, 2006
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superb
September 18th, 2006
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What part of "No women, no kids" didn't that guy understand?
September 18th, 2006
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yet another reason to steer clear of "large women"
September 18th, 2006
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Do a barrel roll.
September 18th, 2006
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I guess this works since you put two things together instead of just pasting a story.
September 18th, 2006
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F*cking Final Boss Granny is hard
September 18th, 2006
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CNN HEADLINES: Hitman fails at life. XD
September 18th, 2006
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5'd for Hitman music.
September 18th, 2006
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o.o
September 18th, 2006
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you WIN, please try again ^_^
September 18th, 2006
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He hit her in the head and he couldn't stop her... wow. Sad. God, hitmen these days. They just don't make em like they used to. In the video games.
September 18th, 2006
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that is FUNNY
September 18th, 2006
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That's why you don't mess with nurses!
September 18th, 2006
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Owned.
September 18th, 2006
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you idiots realise any1 with a weapon who needs money can call themself a hitman right?
September 18th, 2006
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47 would've taken her hostage, led her upstairs, and thrown her off her own balcony...disguised as a clown.
September 18th, 2006
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F*cking pwnt.
September 18th, 2006
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1
September 18th, 2006
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Ownage.
September 18th, 2006
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I strangle people to death daily. This is not surprising. This also is not a site for your news findings. everyonesucks.ytmnd.com
September 18th, 2006
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i actually kinda agree with ultimacanti
September 18th, 2006
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it's my policy to upvote anything with 47
September 18th, 2006
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F*cking pwn'd
September 18th, 2006
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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
September 18th, 2006
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LOL, owned!!!!1111 She must've used the machine gun fingers on him, too!
September 18th, 2006
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excellent! excellent! order from chaos!
September 18th, 2006
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Typical media sensationalizing with the use of the word hitman. The guy was a janitor. Also, for proper use of hammer, see Oldboy.
September 18th, 2006
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S IMPROBABLE
September 18th, 2006
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my kind of woman.
September 18th, 2006
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Hahaha 47 owned.
September 18th, 2006
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That happened in my part of town... I'm scared.
September 18th, 2006
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Rett: Don't be scared, Middle Aged Nurse-Woman will protect you from evildoers! Donning her Scrubs of Justice she chokes the life out of those who would harm others.
September 18th, 2006
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pwned
September 18th, 2006
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Sumguy21 approves of this message.
September 18th, 2006
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It doesnt say in in this article but the woman was huge, like 5'6 and over 280 pounds
September 18th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 18th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 18th, 2006
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http://grimacebuttplug.ytmnd.com/
September 18th, 2006
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This would definitely suck without the hitman pic
September 18th, 2006
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WTF U SUCK AT VIDEOGAMES F*G
September 18th, 2006
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September 18th, 2006
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Pretty funny.
September 18th, 2006
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5'd for hitman
September 18th, 2006
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sweet haha
September 18th, 2006
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ROFL! just think of the husbands face when he heard about this!
September 18th, 2006
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Rett: He was thinking "F*CK! For $100 more I could have gotten the hitman with a gun! Why am I such a cheapass?!"
September 18th, 2006
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haha
September 18th, 2006
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NERP!
September 18th, 2006
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Nice because that nurse is f*cking ruthless, and Hitman is an awesome game. 5'd
September 18th, 2006
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d-_-b
September 18th, 2006
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I wonder what it's like to kill someone with a claw hammer..
September 18th, 2006
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Rett: It's very similar to f*cking a melon
September 18th, 2006
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Dude, awesome, put lex luther in there to pwn the picture and you absolutely WIN.
September 18th, 2006
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They should totally put her in the next Hitman game.
September 18th, 2006
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Damn! That chick is badass. You get a four (minus one for thinking 47 could actually lose in a fight).
September 18th, 2006
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she was gargantuan, thanks for the screenshot.
September 18th, 2006
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PWNED!
September 18th, 2006
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this is why you don't mess with large nurses, specially extreme nurses....
September 18th, 2006
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5 for amazing article.
September 18th, 2006
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That can't be real O_O
September 18th, 2006
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An hero.
September 18th, 2006
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man who knew 47 would die like that
September 18th, 2006
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Except that the "hitman" was a poor janitor, not some professional.
September 18th, 2006
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F*CKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!! Awesome, you go girl.
September 19th, 2006
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LOL owned
September 19th, 2006
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omg wow, such effort to make a ytmnd!
September 19th, 2006
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epic
September 19th, 2006
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Rett: That means so much coming from a guy who's never made a YTMND. Ever think about the effort it took to make yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com? YTMND is supposed to be simple, funny concepts, they don't have to be short films to be enjoyable.
September 19th, 2006
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Is it just me, or is there something in the song that sounds like it came from AIM?
September 19th, 2006
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+2 for 47
September 19th, 2006
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Lmao
September 19th, 2006
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I just beat Hitman: Blood Money, only to see this...
September 19th, 2006
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Hitman 2 was so fun. 5
September 19th, 2006
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pwned
September 26th, 2006
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that badass lady got you this 2. normally you would have been 1'd for posting a print screen of a news article
October 1st, 2006
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Awesome.
October 8th, 2006
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hi, 5 my sites plz since I 5'd yours
February 18th, 2007
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The most badass lady in the world.
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Damn good find and edit, love the music
April 1st, 2007
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thats amazing, nice muzik
November 26th, 2007
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Did she get the "Silent Assassin" rating (for the close combat kill)? Or just "Professional" (cuz the body was found)?
December 11th, 2007
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owned
January 24th, 2008
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"a large woman" - the fat bitch hahaha, that guy must have had a terrible death.