John Hammond has a flair for the dramatic (refresh if sync fails)
Only a Spaceball could design a park full of genetically-engineered dinosaurs and think it would be safe for children.

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September 20th, 2006
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People tend to have trouble with my gifs syncing, so try refreshing if it's out of sync.
September 20th, 2006
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[APPROVED]
September 20th, 2006
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I'm confused but whatever
September 20th, 2006
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I don't want to refresh.
September 20th, 2006
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lawl,hammond.
September 20th, 2006
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5'd, but how bout one where its just hammond :)
September 20th, 2006
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...O_o
September 20th, 2006
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And for some reason, voting on this fails...
September 20th, 2006
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She's gone from suck to blow!
September 20th, 2006
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Hahahaha, brilliant!
September 20th, 2006
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Ok, THERE we go.
September 20th, 2006
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LOL
September 20th, 2006
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LOL... just LOL....
September 20th, 2006
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just about anything with Jurassic Park is a win
September 20th, 2006
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For the win
September 20th, 2006
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loved it
September 20th, 2006
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5 for spaceballs.
September 20th, 2006
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You fail. Please try again. ^_^
September 20th, 2006
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I quite like your description. It sounds like I'm reading Goofus and Gallant.
September 20th, 2006
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Holy f*cking sh*t, it's Mega-Maid, Jesus Christ, what the f*ck!
September 20th, 2006
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*waits for John Hammond wants his burrito YTMND*
September 20th, 2006
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Don't think that didn't occur to me, Visage. I was originally just going to a loop of Hammond drumming, but I knew if I did, someone would do a burrito knockoff. I guess they still might, but I made it tougher for them.
September 20th, 2006
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F*ck, even in the future nothing works... except this site
September 20th, 2006
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BEST...SITE...EVER...well, actually...SECOND...BEST...SITE...EVER!
September 20th, 2006
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hot...too hot
September 20th, 2006
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Excellent Work =)
September 20th, 2006
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need more YTMNDs like this.
September 20th, 2006
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Good job.
September 20th, 2006
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Sumguy21 approves of this message.
September 20th, 2006
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Excellent xref
September 20th, 2006
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GOOD!
September 20th, 2006
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That is... awesome.
September 20th, 2006
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Whatsa matta you?
September 20th, 2006
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It's Megamaid, sir! She's gone from Suck to Blow!
September 20th, 2006
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I LOL'd. Therefore, this wins.
September 20th, 2006
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yeay john hammond
September 20th, 2006
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this is so brilliant. deserves #1 spot.
September 20th, 2006
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Jurassic Park AND Space Balls... brilliance.
September 20th, 2006
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R U SYRUIZ
September 20th, 2006
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Spaceballs FTMFW. "I'm surrounded by *ssh*l*es! Keep firing, *ssh*l*es!"
September 20th, 2006
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You win, good day sir.
September 20th, 2006
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XD @ Anirowned. Someone has a long memory.
September 20th, 2006
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Haha more JP/Hammond/Goldblum/Nedry sites plz
September 20th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
September 20th, 2006
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you win, keep up the good work. ;D
September 20th, 2006
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"more JP/Hammond/Goldblum/Nedry sites plz" Seconded
September 20th, 2006
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Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
September 20th, 2006
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lol, John Hammond fad.
September 20th, 2006
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Someone definatly needs to make a YTMND of him just going "bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum" in a continuous loop.
September 20th, 2006
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Like I said, I was originally planning to do just that. But it wasn't as good as I hoped (the background music screws up the loop a lot), so I thought this up instead.
September 20th, 2006
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sh*tty ytmnd
September 20th, 2006
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Space Balls wasn't funny and neither was this YTMND
September 20th, 2006
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Through me, you have found the stars you have been seeking.
September 20th, 2006
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Space Balls + Jurassic Park = 5 + Fav!!
September 20th, 2006
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BRILLIANT!
September 20th, 2006
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lolololol
September 20th, 2006
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Ludicrous!
September 20th, 2006
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jurrasic park = 5 almost always
September 20th, 2006
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It is a fun fad, isn't it? Probably because it's so broad.
September 20th, 2006
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That was f*cking horrible.
September 20th, 2006
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I like how there's users who think they know a good ytmnd when they see one, but for some reason, they don't have any ytmnds themselves.
September 20th, 2006
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brilliant
September 20th, 2006
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Have Chris Hammond duel it out with Chris Farely in a game of Donkey Konga
September 21st, 2006
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F*CKING WIN
September 21st, 2006
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So random...fantastic!
September 21st, 2006
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Very nice.
September 21st, 2006
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YOU WIN THE INTERNETS
September 21st, 2006
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Needs more Gen. Hammond.
September 21st, 2006
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5 for Richard Attenboroguh.
September 21st, 2006
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lolololololol!
September 21st, 2006
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I SMELL NEW FAD
September 21st, 2006
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This is the first time I've actually laughed out loud at a YTMND in a while. Good job.
September 21st, 2006
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That's awesome!
September 21st, 2006
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winnar!
September 21st, 2006
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Holy crap! 2 of my all time favorite movies thrown together! WIN!
September 21st, 2006
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Win!
September 21st, 2006
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As broad as it may be, the JP fad is still, well, a fad.
September 21st, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 21st, 2006
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OMG THIS ROCKS.
September 21st, 2006
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yes. you are correct, I do have quite a flair for the dramatic
September 21st, 2006
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win
September 21st, 2006
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epic!!!!!! well edited
September 21st, 2006
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nice
September 22nd, 2006
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Wow! Great talent and skill with adobe illustrator. I really liked the Hammond character. The editing is especially good. The mega maid gave it a good twist. Brilliant! I wish I could have thought of this.
September 22nd, 2006
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Why would you assume I'm using Adobe? I can't afford that sh*t, and unlike most people, I actually think stealing it is unethical. My tools are super ghetto, man.
September 22nd, 2006
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lol we all know you stole adobe
September 22nd, 2006
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I can't believe this isn't rated higher. This is so f*cking clever.
September 22nd, 2006
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There's no doubt in my mind this was either votehacked, or some secret downvoter society targeted me. When I went to bed on the 20th, it was at a 4.35 after around 200 votes, and then when I woke up the next morning, it was at a 4.08 with 300 votes. Either that, or the international crowd didn't like it. Whatever, as long as it gets on U&C and people see it, I don't really care that much what rating it ends up at.
September 24th, 2006
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1'd for Poland bashing.
October 21st, 2006
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5'd
August 26th, 2007
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The icing on the cake is Goldblum looking up all confused at the end of Hammond's timpani solo
September 13th, 2007
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i lolled when i saw the lawyer
September 22nd, 2007
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lolol
December 11th, 2010
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lolol
August 14th, 2008
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You wins.