How to make the Top 5 in the New Layout
Created on: September 26th, 2006
How to make the Top 5 in the New Layout
THE CHOICE IS YOURS, YTMNDERS. All in good fun, yo.

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September 26th, 2006
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yes!
September 26th, 2006
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... i..... ......i can't hate you anymore..... i think...... i think i love you, man.
September 26th, 2006
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It does seem like a lot of mediocre sites are getting high ratings now.
September 26th, 2006
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I was 100% expecting this to be a stupid knockoff of the first Olmec one
September 26th, 2006
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I know it's a lot to ask, since the show probably never used the music without that head talking... But this needs the Hidden Temple music. Needs music badly.
September 26th, 2006
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a moderate lol
September 26th, 2006
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Also, I think the high ratings are partially because people have exploited the new site layout to make auto-5 accounts.
September 26th, 2006
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Very true. Original ideas are never famous; just the fad spinoffs. And I'm with Necro; it needs the music that plays during Olmec's temple walkthrough.
September 26th, 2006
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this is awesome, but ytmnd is a turd right now. Save us syncan!!!
September 26th, 2006
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lol
September 26th, 2006
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anti-content is the new content, pass it on.
September 26th, 2006
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Sure it's high quality, but I really wish you'd make a good site that wasn't about YTMND for once
September 26th, 2006
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^and what percentage of Adverbs YTMNDs are about YTMND? anyone? anyone?
September 26th, 2006
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nice
September 26th, 2006
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adverb has sites? oh, you mean the 1 Disposal. :o
September 26th, 2006
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Fat dongs in your mouth
September 26th, 2006
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lol
September 26th, 2006
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lol'd
September 26th, 2006
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eh.. nothing special.
September 26th, 2006
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i am a retard
September 26th, 2006
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I was groaning at this first, another spoof of another YTMND. Then came that last line...making fun of yourself. That, single handedly, deserves a 5.
September 26th, 2006
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this is what i was waiting for? i mean really, no video editing, no funky gif, not even really cool music... some ambient crap created with digital knobs and your drunken *ss satirically spitting some drawn out rhetoric about how to make a top five ytmnd, and a crappy screenshot from you actually posting the site and who are you to knock people who formulaicly produce the same crap... you know you are a fad whore... just look at your contributions as a whole... oh yeah you started some of those fads sh*t
September 26th, 2006
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*fart*
September 26th, 2006
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" i mean really, no video editing, no funky gif, not even really cool music... some ambient crap created with digital knobs and your drunken *ss satirically spitting some drawn out rhetoric about how to make a top five ytmnd, and a crappy screenshot from you actually posting the site and who are you to knock people who formulaicly produce the same crap... you know you are a fad whore... just look at your contributions as a whole... oh yeah you started some of those fads sh*t - QFT
September 26th, 2006
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too slow to be olmec
September 26th, 2006
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"QFT" QFT
September 26th, 2006
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This YTMND tells me that you hate YTMND. Confusing.
September 26th, 2006
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it sounds like the inspiration for the sound was from warcraft 2
September 26th, 2006
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i wrote the music for warcraft 2
September 26th, 2006
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+5 for internets
September 26th, 2006
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You are an audio blackbelt. I SALUTE YOU!
September 26th, 2006
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GIANT STONE HEAD TALKS FASTER
September 26th, 2006
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SYNCAN I HEART YOU SO MUCH!!!
September 26th, 2006
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September 26th, 2006
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Wanna f*ck?
September 26th, 2006
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3 for that audio alone, the rest is meh
September 26th, 2006
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This is, in fact, greater than sliced bread.
September 26th, 2006
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This isnt in the top 5. WHY!? Because it doesn't have any glowing text.
September 26th, 2006
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funny Intellectawe 1'd after on your last one saying "Once again proving you are who Master Sh*tzu tries to be. What that f*g queer doesnt understadn is, that there is only ONE syncan." - so hot and cold with his grudge, gotta love it.
September 26th, 2006
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win
September 26th, 2006
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those are ways to make the top 5 no matter the layout
September 26th, 2006
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hmmm
September 26th, 2006
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that voiceover is AMAZING!
September 26th, 2006
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hahaha thats so true!
September 26th, 2006
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pretty good lol
September 26th, 2006
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I WOULD LIKE THE INSTRUMENTAL PLZ
September 26th, 2006
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the best thing you've ever made syncan. however my riker ytmnd wasn't made fun of so 2
September 26th, 2006
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Not funny - It's been done. The original was much better. Nice impression of Olmek, though, so you get a 2.
September 26th, 2006
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FOMCL!!!
September 26th, 2006
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Why is this a low rating? This is probably one of syncan's best ytmnds ever!
September 26th, 2006
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F
September 26th, 2006
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lol syncan is glenn stafford lawl
September 26th, 2006
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yes master olmec we shall obey
September 26th, 2006
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Amazing, and great voice over too.
September 26th, 2006
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lmao
September 26th, 2006
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Thanks for making me LOL in my coffee this morning. You owe me a fresh cup.
September 26th, 2006
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I started off thinking "Hm, stupid" but you know, I have to say that this is quite funny. :-)
September 26th, 2006
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ROFL!
September 26th, 2006
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OH syncan your voice is so deep.... ohhhhhhhhh hahahahaha
September 26th, 2006
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Yugi? Is that you?
September 26th, 2006
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I was kinda let down.
September 26th, 2006
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pretty much stole the "How to find Top 5" idea
September 26th, 2006
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your sorta just taking advantage of the success of the first one
September 26th, 2006
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Mediocre voiceover mocking another top 5 YTMND. ;)
September 26th, 2006
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Hah. Thats pretty good. Seriously someone find a new fad.
September 26th, 2006
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SYNCAN!!!!!! IF I WRITE WITH REALLY BOLD LETTERS IN THE COMMENTS WILL YOU MENTION ME IN THE COMMENTS!!!!! OMGZ SO COOL!!! OBSURE SITES NEED MORE ATTENTION!!! OMGZ!!! PLZ SYNCAN! I'LL DO YOUR LAUNDRY FOR A WEEK!!! YOU KNOW YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE SYNCAN!!! *Knock* *Knock* COME ON, SYNCAN!! I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE!!! heh, dude I guess he's not reading the comments. Let's go bother that MasterSitsu comment section!
September 26th, 2006
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"pretty much stole the "How to find Top 5" idea" some might call this site a mutation.
September 26th, 2006
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The speech format doesn't quite fit, but the similarity is close enough. Very nice, at any rate.
September 26th, 2006
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Fad material doesn't always mean high ratings. Sites like the piranha plants attack made the top 5, but were never fads
September 26th, 2006
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Not done, and I love it.
September 26th, 2006
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this sucks, dont try to rip off the best ytmnd EVER if it isnt even too funny. allow me to explain what made that site funny and why im giving you a 1. your site, although a pretty good imitation of the voice wasnt only what made "How to find the Top 5 in the New Layout" funny it was. what made it funny was what was said and how it was an unchanged rip of some long process of explaining how to get somewhere with a bunch of extremely cheesey things you had to do to get there.
September 26th, 2006
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this is somewhat funny, a 3 at best, but what pisses me off is that you are just trying to rip off a much better site, what i consider to be the best site ever. not good enough; i would expect better from someone as well known as you.
September 26th, 2006
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In before f*gs
September 26th, 2006
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wild09 you honestly think "All that for a freaking hammer" is the best site ever?!?!?!?
September 26th, 2006
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So was syncan the voice of olmec in the TV show?
September 26th, 2006
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I love you because you sound like Olmec with the right editing. Marry me and we shall go thoughout the Temple forever.
September 26th, 2006
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I seriously don't think 90% of the people on YTMND have seem the Olmec sites from last year ...
September 26th, 2006
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So if you haven't: http://olmecguide.ytmnd.com
September 26th, 2006
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Now this Olmec version is original. Nice job syncan.
September 26th, 2006
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Also, I seriously don't think 90% of the people on YTMND have even seen legends of the hidden temple either...
September 26th, 2006
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oh hey it's syncan
September 26th, 2006
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LOLOOLOLLLLLLLOLOlooooooooolO
September 26th, 2006
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Seriously, syncan you should send out a pilot for some new seasons of Legends of the Hidden Temple! over here having a syncgasm brb
September 26th, 2006
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lolololol...5 internets.
September 26th, 2006
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olmecs been done, not funny
September 26th, 2006
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Haha - how much did you digitally alter your voice? If you didn't...that's kinda scary.
September 26th, 2006
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eh sorry fan boyness took control of me im not that much of a dick
September 26th, 2006
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yes! olmec no longer sucks!
September 26th, 2006
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holy sh*t
September 26th, 2006
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One more time...
September 26th, 2006
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ok ok ok LOL
September 26th, 2006
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The voiceover is actually pretty good :)
September 26th, 2006
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syncan is my hero!
September 26th, 2006
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Well done.
September 26th, 2006
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needs temple guards
September 26th, 2006
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So true... so true...
September 26th, 2006
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this ytmnd is made of mild snickering and meh.
September 26th, 2006
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LOL! Nice one!
September 26th, 2006
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In the first few seconds I thought it was just another site slapping the Olmec sound in. Then I listened to what he was saying. Very cool.
September 26th, 2006
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S'ok.
September 26th, 2006
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That was great. As many, I was expecting this to be a lame rip-off of that other site. Then I noticed that syncan made it, and I was sorely disappointed. Then I turned on my speakers, and lold. Then the last lines came by, and I rofld. Then I voted 5. Then I posted this whole story. Then I clicked the submit b-
September 26th, 2006
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!!!
September 26th, 2006
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Also, what an amazing bit of trivia. The voiceover for Olmec also composed the Warcraft 2 music.
September 26th, 2006
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terrible.
September 26th, 2006
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syncan, have my children.
September 26th, 2006
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I want this to make the top 5.
September 26th, 2006
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Let's have babies, syncan. Come on vent for hot sex.
September 26th, 2006
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I like your voice.
September 26th, 2006
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The pic has the address of the pic in it....?
September 26th, 2006
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September 26th, 2006
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Brilliant! ;)
September 26th, 2006
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You forgot the Shrine of the Silver Monkey.
September 26th, 2006
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Good Voice Over and Music Composing Syncan!!!
September 26th, 2006
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Wow, a YTMND making fun of people who make YTMNDs that only follow fads? IT'S ALMOST LIKE IT'S A FAD ITSELF! I AM WALLOWING IN THE PROFUNDITY! I never thought I'd see such recursive hypocrisy. Syncan, this site is going to hell, and I hope you do better in the future; or otherwise we really are doomed. THE CHOICE IS YOURS
September 26th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA
September 26th, 2006
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mokery ftw!
September 26th, 2006
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"but I really wish you'd make a good site that wasn't about YTMND for once" Not entirely true that you've NEVER made a ytmnd before....but the way I look at this...if some random person were to come up, who's never been on ytmnd before, and view this site, would they start laughing? The amount of seconds they laugh is the number of stars you gain....in this case, none. No stars awarded...is that worse than downvoting?
September 26th, 2006
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Meant to say... "...ytmnd before that wasn't about ytmnd..."
September 26th, 2006
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LotHT was neat enough when I was a kid, but this is awesome just for the effort involved.
September 26th, 2006
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oh my god
September 26th, 2006
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Have a f*cking banana sticker. :)
September 26th, 2006
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Would you like a little cheese with your whine?
September 26th, 2006
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WOW MAN!
September 26th, 2006
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that was really good.
September 26th, 2006
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Sigh, the material proof of YTMND's existential decline.
September 26th, 2006
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September 26th, 2006
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oh my god i had to spit out my drink when i heard "internets" LMFAO
September 26th, 2006
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5'd for excellent voiceover. I am impressed.
September 26th, 2006
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Sorry, Syncan. Not as good as the original.
September 26th, 2006
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not even the original music boo
September 26th, 2006
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people are reading way too much into this site (and my new one too for that matter) - with this new layout i dont think either of us were goign to put our best sh*t out there to be the guinea pigs to see how many people abandoned YTMND and would actually see it.
September 26th, 2006
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You forgot me :(
September 26th, 2006
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lol, Syncan.
September 26th, 2006
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Sorry Sync... I can't 5 this but I know LOTHT too well... GREAT OLMEC VOICE though! but the music is way too sinister and high quality for legends... Plus... you'd have to speak a little faster to be a totally buyable olmec
September 26th, 2006
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HAVE MY BABIES
September 26th, 2006
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Hey sexy.
September 26th, 2006
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I actually like the humor behind this one. +4 because it's true.
September 26th, 2006
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I was expecting an "also c*cks" at the end, but it's still funny.
September 26th, 2006
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That was amazing, add the music!
September 26th, 2006
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o dang it worked
September 26th, 2006
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well...
September 26th, 2006
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Legends of the Hidden Temple pwnz n00bz.
September 26th, 2006
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Sitsu, what's wrong with just going ahead and putting your "best sh*t out there"? With your name recognition I don't think you have anything to worry about. Ironically, this site is at the top of the U&C right now...a site making fun of other highly rated sites which in itself is an YTMND inside-joke. Not that the rating for this is as bloated as the other exaples.
September 26th, 2006
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"with this new layout i dont think either of us were goign to put our best sh*t out there to be the guinea pigs to see how many people abandoned YTMND and would actually see it." Attention whores!
September 26th, 2006
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Syncan you're amazing.
September 26th, 2006
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"You forgot the Shrine of the Silver Monkey." Indeed.
September 26th, 2006
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olmec!
September 26th, 2006
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The voice is good, but where is the original music from Legends of the Hidden Temple? I'd 5 it if it had that.
September 26th, 2006
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wow this is SO well done
September 26th, 2006
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syncan
September 26th, 2006
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meh
September 26th, 2006
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True, true.
September 26th, 2006
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Should have mentioned that the sound isnt really that funny, i liked the other site that you pretty much got the idea from.
September 26th, 2006
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The speech wasn't fast paced enough to be like Olmec.
September 26th, 2006
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omg you mentioned my site. ghjnghgjh
September 26th, 2006
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best site eeevverrrr
September 26th, 2006
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You forgot the downvoters assigned to attack no specific site!
September 26th, 2006
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YOU F*CKING IDIOT I TOLD YOU BEFORE NEVER TO USE YOUR OWN GOD DAMN VOICE!
September 26th, 2006
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um 5
September 26th, 2006
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That would explain why I've never hit the Top 5 and only made it to the top 15 once.
September 26th, 2006
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I love how anytime any new site gets in the top five syncan and Mastersitsu get all jealous.
September 26th, 2006
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Or, youe username xould be Max, Syncan, or MasterSitsu
September 26th, 2006
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meh, the other olmec site was fantastic because it was a timely, clever commentary on the new layout, not because it was olmec. hell to this day i've yet to listen to the whole thing (it probably ends with nedm). and it seems kinda silly to comment on what ytmnd's done for the past 2 years; somebody has a new idea, it gets copied endlessly for a week, someone else has a new idea, repeat. great voice though, even if does kinda sound like he has social anxiety disorder.
September 26th, 2006
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Freakin' WIN!
September 26th, 2006
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Not bad... Not bad at all.
September 26th, 2006
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Great idea, but it needs to be sped up a little. Compared to the standard Olmec speech, it feels slow as hell.
September 26th, 2006
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nice sound i bravo the voice not many people can do that
September 26th, 2006
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September 26th, 2006
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"'QFT' QFT" QFT
September 26th, 2006
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not funny?
September 26th, 2006
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Legend of the hidden temple FTW
September 26th, 2006
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The Ted Stevens ending was unnecessary, but this was well made. Oh yeah Dec. 2012, this site will be killed. You too.
September 26th, 2006
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made me lol. Twice.
September 26th, 2006
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K, maybe three times
September 26th, 2006
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so true.... i was gonna 5 it, but then i found out syncan made it...so 3
September 26th, 2006
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"so true.... i was gonna 5 it, but then i found out syncan made it...so 3" God I hate some people. Five'd for balance.
September 26th, 2006
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Outstanding. 5 stars for you!
September 26th, 2006
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Oh, snap.
September 26th, 2006
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haha, olmec rules. amazing voiceover and references. "note how unusually small our planet earth is"
September 26th, 2006
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sounds like the orc wc2 pre mission voice
September 26th, 2006
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Ted stevens, lol.
September 26th, 2006
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youre like martin luther king
September 26th, 2006
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just when i thought ytmnd couldn't get any better....
September 26th, 2006
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someones bitter...
September 26th, 2006
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On the contrary, I'm just being aloof and retarded.
September 26th, 2006
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olmec = win
September 26th, 2006
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Brilliant
September 26th, 2006
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yay complaints, we need more of those
September 26th, 2006
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it was like.... BOOM *5*... and then I lost track of the bodies...
September 26th, 2006
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You just CAN'T make a bad YTMND, can you?
September 26th, 2006
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also c*cks! (also mocking!!)
September 26th, 2006
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5, just because you did an Olmec site that had an original voice clip
September 26th, 2006
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love the ted at the end
September 26th, 2006
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5d for truth
September 26th, 2006
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lol, personal internets
September 26th, 2006
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Very funny.
September 26th, 2006
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This rock is ready to roll!
September 26th, 2006
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you need to have the good loftht music
September 26th, 2006
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5'd. o_o Wow..
September 27th, 2006
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Rules.
September 27th, 2006
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REALLY GOOD!!! BUT PLEASE ADD THE COOL MUSIC!!!
September 27th, 2006
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Syncan you freakin jerk.. you of all people, I would think you would understand my pain... oy. 1'd for preloader with no sync. Its freakin ruining YTMND, I'm telling you.
September 27th, 2006
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Phenomenal, I loved the first one and this is is juts as original and in new direction!
September 27th, 2006
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You have followed the right path, Syncan!
September 27th, 2006
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:D Syncan, you rock.
September 27th, 2006
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hahahahaah, damn syncan... This ranks up there with your best. ( btw, I actually liked the Kirk whoopie cushion one, but you probably knew that already)
September 27th, 2006
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Are you really Olmec? Where is the nearest temple where I can worship?
September 28th, 2006
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Stupid reason SpliceVW... Sometimes sound cuts out if preloader is not used. I pretty much recommend it for all but the shortest sound clips.
September 29th, 2006
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Olmec was great!
September 29th, 2006
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Excellent!
September 30th, 2006
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I'll help you out, why not?
October 6th, 2006
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syncan, i love you dude. your the original and this site is so true about "the next generation" of ytmnd. Its not funny nor original. You the man now dog syncan
October 15th, 2006
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actually you forgot poland
October 16th, 2006
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What the f*ck. XD
November 18th, 2006
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December 17th, 2006
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Did you do Olmec's original voice? lolololololololol
January 21st, 2007
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haha I forgot how good this was