Portal website = new eon 8 (new image for more creepy)
from the website aperturescience.com... ::THE SECRETS I KNOW:: Type LOGIN or HELP to see a weird message... type anything for the username then type PORTAL for the password... then type APPLY... or THECAKEISALIE for another spooky message

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September 30th, 2006
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MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND
September 30th, 2006
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Thank you for bringing a cool thing to my attention.
September 30th, 2006
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just incase some people were too busy to read the description ::THE SECRETS I KNOW:: Type LOGIN or HELP to see a weird message... type anything for the username then type PORTAL for the password... then type APPLY... or THECAKEISALIE for another spooky message
September 30th, 2006
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Hmm, press backspace after doing the THECAKEISALIE thing. Weird. BTW, how the hell did you think of typing in THECAKEISALIE?
September 30th, 2006
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Wait, that happens with any button.
September 30th, 2006
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because if you go through the whole APPLY thing there are letters flashing on different pages.. they all spell out "THE CAKE IS A LIE"
September 30th, 2006
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what is this all about tho? anyone know..how u find this site?
September 30th, 2006
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oh and i prolly should know but pleeze tell what eon8 is
September 30th, 2006
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wtf is this
September 30th, 2006
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wow. nice
September 30th, 2006
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Oh man! i found that a while back. it's awesome. "Complete this sentance,"
September 30th, 2006
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its an old advertisement for half life get over it
September 30th, 2006
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F, Did you crawl into mom and dad's bed?
September 30th, 2006
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IT'S A TRAP
September 30th, 2006
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its not old its for the new game portal
September 30th, 2006
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It asked me my favorite color I put Azure. Then about 10 questions later it asked me again but Azure wasn't their. So I had to put green. The next question was 'Lying about my favorite color makes me feel;'
September 30th, 2006
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What I have discovered: the DOS thing says it's from 1982. THECAKEISALIE mentions they're using 20-year old equiptment. That means portal takes place is 2004. The same year that portals from the Xen/Combine planet began to appear. No damn way that's a coincidence.
September 30th, 2006
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nice extremejon... we shall figure this out yet
September 30th, 2006
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OH If you type VALVE or LOGOFF after you login it says goodbye and you go back to your homepage
September 30th, 2006
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sorry to tripple comment (if thats some rule of some sort) but what you said extremejon could mean that portal is set in xen some where... maybe im just shooting things out there...
September 30th, 2006
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favorite question has to be: If you dissapeared tomorrow, would anyone miss you?
October 1st, 2006
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if you type a nonlisted number for the cake thing, twice, you get asked a question if you feel bad for lying about your favorite color. I don't know if this still happens if you pick a color.
October 6th, 2006
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Its an advertisment for VALVe's upcoming game: Portal. Google it.
October 14th, 2007
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And the Source (Even If it is not complete): http://www.nomorepasting.com/getpaste.php?pasteid=4900&seen=true&langoverride=-
October 14th, 2007
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(It is Actionscript.)
October 14th, 2007
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Otherwise, a bit creepy. Sorry for this sorta Spam.
October 19th, 2007
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a4g34gls445a079992626e6c3am98a699g231fcd2aebe89a3f8c9482e1f948cc NOONE USE MY UIN(+F) NUMBER, ASSHOELS.
October 20th, 2007
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login: CJOHNSON - password: TIER3 Then enter "NOTES"
October 23rd, 2007
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Bastards! when they ask you to memorize your UI+ number thing, they bloody keep changing the numbers slowly during the flashing so its impossible to remember!
November 6th, 2007
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not to mention when they make you enter it at the end, it needs to be case sensitive, BUT THEY ONLY LET YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS (<---- like so).
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I just noticed if you do the test thing, and pay attention to the flashing letters shown every so often, they spell out "THECAKEISALIE"