Dying Grace of the Saints
Created on: October 1st, 2006
Dying Grace of the Saints
For those who often ask 'where's the funny?' it will most likely be in my comments. Also- I do not take any responsibility if this site gets sponsored. (BTW, the music was done specially for this site by my friend Silverline)

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October 1st, 2006
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Step off, sir.
October 1st, 2006
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Feel free to actually watch it or don't bother voting/commenting.
October 1st, 2006
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I got through the 17 pages, but it became kind of an endurance race... Maybe I'm just really tired, but 17 pages seems a bit heavy to watch slide-by-slide, maybe post it all on a forum if you want people to read it.
October 1st, 2006
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WTF! This isnt about Saints Row!
October 1st, 2006
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Also and or something.
October 1st, 2006
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jesus be with you
October 1st, 2006
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Those f*cking evil Caffy-licks. Always out there to getcha, eh?
October 1st, 2006
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I'm ready to accept death when it comes, and I'm willing to pay any consequences as well. I believe that I'm doing my part to help others because it makes me feel better in return by doing so. I can't accept beliefs solely on faith. I would be lying to myself and everyone else, even if I were to act like I believed when I clearly don't. I don't think true belief is something that can be taught, it's probably something predisposed or gained through a personal experience.
October 1st, 2006
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Anyway, I found the stories to be touching and I agree with the morality and underlying intentions behind spreading good through religion. I'm happy to support others if they have good hearts, but I do so only for humankind and not for a greater power. I don't see anything wrong with agnosticism, people are just being honest to themselves by admitting they don't understand everything.
October 1st, 2006
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Pray for me kind sir for the evils of this world are taking their tolls..
October 2nd, 2006
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I 3'd this ytmnd, because I felt like that is what it deserved. It lost points with me because unlike the last one where I liked the presentation more than the content (truthfully) and it seemed like if one is not a follower of God you will burn in Hell. What does God say or do to the Buddhist monks that have sworn an oath of pacifism or the person that may not be perfect, but they hold the door open for people and such? My biggest gripe with religion is how people have carried out their doctrine.
October 2nd, 2006
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Jim Jones, Al-Qaeda Moonies, Mormons, and other sects have one thing in common: They all use religion for their own interests and use terror methods or shady origins and ways to get their points across. Religion is not for everyone, I believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinion and belief, and I think that we are our own gods and we sculpt our own world. You don't have to follow a centuries old book, scroll, or set of rules to know that killing, being too self-absorbed and even saying thank you
October 2nd, 2006
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are good things to keep in mind. I bet you that if Allah, Jehovah, God, Buddha and all the other divinities were to look down at some of the ways their words have been carried out, they would be just shocked, as most, if not all of these divinities would've assumed that the common man has common sense and not crash planes into buildings, or stone people to death or whatever else people have done wrong.
October 2nd, 2006
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:D
October 2nd, 2006
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religion can do some great things but still I think it isn't more than wishful thinking oh well 4d for the positive message
October 2nd, 2006
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Correction: killing and narcissism (self-absorbed) are BAD things.
October 2nd, 2006
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ass
October 2nd, 2006
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meh i don't know...he isn't a preachy as he normally is. This isn't as bad as the other abominations he has made
October 2nd, 2006
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YTMND should be about footballs to the groin, punching the keys, pondering what love is, NEDM, and everything that you can't say or do at work or school. Not battles of ideology- we get enough of that fed to us by the media as it is.
October 2nd, 2006
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I sometimes wonder if religious people realize that some people can’t believe certain things based solely on faith. Whet, do you realize that a lot of us can’t believe a lot of this stuff because we are incapable of belief and not because it would stop us from living life the way we want. I would love to be Christian! It would give me easy answers to all of my questions and a moral compass for which to live my life.
October 2nd, 2006
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A positive message. Most people won't understand what you're trying to say or will reject it, but maybe someone will hear you.
October 2nd, 2006
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ppl leave you the longest comments, its funny what lengths ppl go to to push their beliefs on others
October 2nd, 2006
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nroth, it is hard. I don't believe in God solely on faith. I think it makes more sense that there should be a God than not, and I believe that the Christian Bible explains that better to me than the Qur'an, the Torah, or any other number of religions. I do not believe in polytheism either. Christians are not polytheists, we believe in the Son, the Father, and the Holy Spirit, but they are all extensions of one God as much as you're arms legs and head are all a part of you.
October 2nd, 2006
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Anyhow that was kind of off-track. Anyways, Whet I was not a fan of the minor slander of the Roman Catholics in there. I have known many benevolent catholics. I do not agree with the policies of the Church, but that does not mean that all of its followers are evil people.
October 2nd, 2006
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However, you still need faith to make that leap from being agnostic to a theist. That is why most people who are actively agnostic (can't answer the god question but care about it) can't commit to the idea of god. For someone who might have been taught at birth to be religious it might be hard to understand why agnostics can’t make, what seems like to the theist, to be the small leap of faith.
October 2nd, 2006
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WTF on the catholic stuff? You're anti catholic too?
October 2nd, 2006
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btw few of the slides are too fast and a few a a little too slow
October 2nd, 2006
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pray for me
October 2nd, 2006
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btw, you need pictures or something more than text to give this style and spice it up. drop shadow the text perhaps.
October 2nd, 2006
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Continue the Good Work, brother.
October 2nd, 2006
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Not as lame as the infidels one so 2 stars for the effort. It's still pointless. People died happy, nothing new there. Jesus' sacrifice is meaningless if people go to Hell for not believing. I would get crucified and not hold it against people for not believing. Kahalachan > Jesus
October 2nd, 2006
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needs more sweet raptor jesus
October 2nd, 2006
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5 because I love that there are good Christian people here, not just a bunch of f*cktards. But I don't get slide 9 you say she didn't know much about Jesus because she was Roman Catholic? I grew up Roman Catholic but really I just consider myself a christian, I don't differentiate between the different sects. But I can say that we pretty much learn the same thing as every other Christian religion, we learn about Jesus just as much as the others. The protestant sects are all branched from Catholicism.
October 2nd, 2006
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Once again, very well done. Amazing stories. I truly wish I could sponsor this to help more people see it, but the pockets are only so deep. God Bless, Whetstone.
October 2nd, 2006
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Everyone needs to realize it is up to them to get to know God. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drink. John 4:13 -14 Jesus answered, "Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again, 14but whoever drinks the water I give him will never thirst. Indeed, the water I give him will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life."
October 2nd, 2006
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most good indeed beary good indeed
October 2nd, 2006
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As promised, I sponsered your new site. Thanks whetstone
October 2nd, 2006
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why I am not a christian: http://www.evilbible.com/why_i_am_not_a_christian.htm sit down whetstone, your existance means nothing.
October 2nd, 2006
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falco the fact you 1 star'd it just because you disagree makes anything further you say meaningless. Why would we listen to something at that level of immaturity?
October 2nd, 2006
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By the way falco @ that link... The people in "hell" have not just "been bad" they have committed unthinkable acts, refused to see them as evil and would do them again. As C.S.Lewis says "The gates of hell are locked from the inside". These are the kind of people that are never sorry they did the crime, they are sorry they got caught. They abuse their free will by taking away others, and they refuse to own up to what they have done and will never see what they have done as evil or selfish.
October 2nd, 2006
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I ask you what else can be done with these people? If it were possible for them to be saved and become good people it would be so. But it is not so.
October 2nd, 2006
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5 because you PMed me!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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if people dont like whetstone because he makes a point by being open minded about religon and the after life, then go ahead. i am going to keep upvoting him for spite AND because he doesnt use glowing text and scary music.
October 2nd, 2006
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...well I used scary music in the last one :D
October 2nd, 2006
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+5 for hope
October 2nd, 2006
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I thought it would be difficult to watch the whole thing, but I'm really glad I did. Keep up the good work!
October 2nd, 2006
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you are on the wrong website.
October 2nd, 2006
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Very Moving.
October 2nd, 2006
(1)
Why aren't you banned yet?
October 2nd, 2006
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Well, this has been found by the guys on YTMND Vent. I tried to stop them, i honestly tried. Sorry :(
October 2nd, 2006
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Good site, good message, but the music is too gay. Change it to something from from the Hitman Agent 47 game series soundtracks or something.
October 2nd, 2006
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gtfo jesus freak
October 2nd, 2006
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Jesus why are you still here?
October 2nd, 2006
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Again, another good site...
October 2nd, 2006
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:)
October 2nd, 2006
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five for ballz
October 2nd, 2006
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please stop this
October 2nd, 2006
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Thanks
October 2nd, 2006
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Awesome, Jesus lusts for child blood.
October 2nd, 2006
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I think this qualifies as f*ggy short film.
October 2nd, 2006
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myeah, go away, nobody likes you...
October 2nd, 2006
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Die, please.
October 2nd, 2006
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This is beyond Chicken Soup for the Christian soul. This is more like melted Jolly Rancher plus Pixie Sticks and Kool-Aid for the Christian soul. It's very well done, however, and it utilizes a very expertly composed original musical track. I could not give this less than a four in good conscience. I guess some blowhard's going to call for your banishment again after this.
October 2nd, 2006
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You're on the wrong site, sir. This isn't a place for blind religious preaching/trolling. Now unless you have something to contribute involving a shoe and someone's head, get out now, please.
October 2nd, 2006
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Get bent you f*cking queer.
October 2nd, 2006
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Please go away. I thought the dark ages of ytmnd religious bitching were over, but you HAD to bring it back.
October 2nd, 2006
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Dude, f*ck you. OFF OF MY INTERNETS ALREADY!
October 2nd, 2006
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A tad long. Music was good. I can deal without the funny. I also dont mind that it is preachy. I mean really, half the sh*t on YTMND is preaching, be it some crap fad, or christianity. Atleast your not an *ssh*l*e. Free speech permeates the tubes. As long as youre not Cyberman. If so, I take it all back. Stfu. -1 for length.
October 2nd, 2006
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Boo religion on YTMND! Boo anti-Catholicism! HOORAY BEER! Also, get off of this site and the internets.
October 2nd, 2006
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Nice intro, but really, Jesus hates you. The second you die, you'll get a thousand dirty dicks inserted into your ass. Be ready.
October 2nd, 2006
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I'm not religous but in some cases it's more fun to annoy teenage Atheists then Christians
October 2nd, 2006
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Also I consider myself Catholic btw
October 2nd, 2006
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Okay, you seriously need to get at least half a clue about how to debate. Anecdotes are not data. A few stories about some guys who said things when they died are not evidence of a damn thing. If I thought you were worth the effort, it would be a trivial matter to go and find deathbed quotes of non-Christians who said things that were hopeful and cheerful, and quotes from Christian practitioners who said things that were rather distressing and doomsaying under similar circumstances. Get. A. Job.
October 2nd, 2006
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NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!! Anti-Catholic propoganda FTf*ckingL.
October 2nd, 2006
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as with all religious YTMNDs, this gets a one. we are here for comedy, not religous viewpoints. Thanks for trying, but you are excused.
October 2nd, 2006
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"she being the child of Roman Catholics, did not now much about Him" Wow. Did you learn about intolerance in the bible?
October 2nd, 2006
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fail
October 2nd, 2006
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Tachnically excellent. You can use Imageready, I give you that. You seem to suggest from this that only Jesus can save you - other gods are not good enough. Hope that isn't the case. 'Cos that would make your God a dick.
October 2nd, 2006
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Kill yourself
October 2nd, 2006
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You're annoying.
October 2nd, 2006
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Nice presentation. That said, I hope you're not saying "oh, god exists because some guys said some stuff when they died..." I am personally an atheist. I am not consumed by crushing depression, I have no desire to kill anyone, and I made peace with the inevitability of death in childhood as everyone does in one way or another. It's nice that you have your magical invisible man in the sky to comfort you, but please don't try pushing him on other people on YTMND. Also, the music was dull and repetitive.
October 2nd, 2006
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=S YTMND Vent is totally owning you. This is a lot better than the previous one, but still whats the point? I guess your purpose is good but ytmnd isnt the right place for this. Also, why the Catholic bashing? Thats offensive, and Catholics know a lot about Jesus. All those anti catholic things effect your credibility. A question, what does God say to a taoist in the far east who has dedicated their life to helping others?
October 2nd, 2006
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I dont think whetstone's point is to debate or 'own' anyone, just to inform.
October 2nd, 2006
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i have never been so offended in my intire life -9999.
October 2nd, 2006
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Always a fan.
October 2nd, 2006
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religion gtfo
October 2nd, 2006
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Anecdotes from dying people isn't even evidence, they said it as a coping mechanism, because if they didn't I'm sure they'd be screaming their heads off. Maybe I should use all caps to get my point across: VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP! VOTE 5 FOR GUILT TRIP!
October 2nd, 2006
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also, I thought the religion thing was over and done with on YTMND. You're beating a dead horse, GTFO.
October 2nd, 2006
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Seriously, get the f*ck out of the truck.
October 2nd, 2006
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Had enough of these, but now they have old-timey anti-Catholic garbage in them, too. Romish? Romanist? Are you using Presbyterian history books from the 19th Century? It should be pointed out that the very same reformers were the kind that created a police state in Geneva and who theological descendents founded New England villages with religious laws as opporessive or more so than during the Inquisition. Anyway, who the f*ck cares? This is not the place for these discussions.
October 2nd, 2006
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*oppressive. I fail at proofreading lolcomments.
October 2nd, 2006
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Over done christian propaganda. You make me feel sorry for my religion.
October 2nd, 2006
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http://www.bjacked.net/LuvToHunt/forums/phpBB2/modules/gallery/albums/album01/Beat_Dead_Horse.jpg
October 2nd, 2006
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While not an avid christian, I have to say you did a very good job with this site, and I admire what you're doing for people.
October 2nd, 2006
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their is no god. science can prove ANYTHING!
October 2nd, 2006
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1'd for fail
October 2nd, 2006
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Seriously, stop being an E-missionary. Also the anti-Catholism, love it. No wonder the KKK hates Catholics who moved to the United States. No wonder Ireland is basically the way it is. It'll remain that way. Sorry. It'll be violent again sometime soon between the two Christian sects.
October 2nd, 2006
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(repeat)Downvoted because I disagree with your condescending nature as well as your willing ignorance. You elect to respond to only semantic arguments against your points, while the ones that actually counter your argument go unchallenged. Perhaps this comes from a pre-conceived notion that you are already inferior by nature, a common theme in Christianity. It's a shame that your religion has trapped you in a way that you can only see from one perspective, and choose to judge people by it.
October 2nd, 2006
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Why do you waste your time? You think anyone is actually gonna watch it? Let alone take it in? I'm sick of your religious propagamda. Don't post anymore (Cue spite and makes another one) to get more viciously downvoted as your other sites have.
October 2nd, 2006
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Perhaps I'll believe in christ when his own believers can agree on something. 1'd for catholic-bashing.
October 2nd, 2006
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Please continue making these if you feel inspired to do so.
October 2nd, 2006
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So stories of how people died and the illusions they had of their deaths is supposed to...inspire to to be religious? when will you learn whetstone, god is a figment of your imagination. He was created out of the insecurites and ignorance of early man. Its amazing that people these days are still religious. I was spoon fed this garbage till i was 18 and i can't stand it anymore. You f*cking christians need to get off your f*cking high horse and open up your minds.
October 2nd, 2006
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1 because whetstone likes men and no nedm
October 2nd, 2006
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Hey whetstone
October 2nd, 2006
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f*ck, who reads this sh*t?
October 2nd, 2006
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Back atcha on the very first comment: I did "actually watch it." I am agnostic, and I resent the implications made in your various religious YTMND's that if you're not christian, you go to hell. I live a very fulfilling life... and unlike most religious diehards, I don't have a gaping hole in my life that I feel I need to fill by taking passages from what is essentially a crappy fantasy novel as the truth.
October 2nd, 2006
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f*ck you and your f*ckin christian bullsh*t gtfo
October 2nd, 2006
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god doesn't exist. satan doesn't exist. buddha doesn't exist. allah doesn't exist. They're all characters whose divinity was fabricated to KEEP PEOPLE IN LINE. Stop believing in that bullsh*t. Just because some idiots wrote a book called the Bible and tricked millions into fearing their make believe god, doesn't mean you have to be just as stupid. The concept of a God was fabricated to get idiots like you to stay in line.
October 2nd, 2006
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gogo gadget soapbox
October 2nd, 2006
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'where's the funny?'
October 2nd, 2006
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What did you actually expect this to accomplish, really I want to know. If I get a valid response, I"ll vote.
October 2nd, 2006
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Salt whetstone. Salt. Salt hurts in a wound, as it is supposed to. And this is a very, VERY big wound.
October 2nd, 2006
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You do realize that catholic believe in jesus and he is the churches whole center. I have never heard of a catholic beating his child becuase she learned about their revered savior.
October 2nd, 2006
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meh
October 2nd, 2006
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music made me fall asleep, then I had a dream of jesus coming down with a machine gun lighting up afgan, then he got jealous of santa, and killed him. And cartman farted.
October 2nd, 2006
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How do you like YOUR angus
October 2nd, 2006
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You make baby jesus cry.
October 2nd, 2006
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one'd for stupidity by glorifying anus-faced morals. EMBRACE CHRISTIANITY!!11! = get burned alive for six hours, jesus ftw.
October 2nd, 2006
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Who gives a sh*t? Ones who know what they believe are better off. Forgot poland btw.
October 2nd, 2006
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You are so homosexual!
October 2nd, 2006
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Bad Whetstone bad! Let it go, we don't want to be "saved".
October 2nd, 2006
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Satan's c*ck is long and hard
October 2nd, 2006
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I'm going to be laughing down on you from hell I guess.
October 2nd, 2006
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NOT AGAIN!!!!!
October 2nd, 2006
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Nothing against your religion but that's not what I come to ytmnd for. I remember when this place was for humor and not a place for someone to force their ideals on everyone.
October 2nd, 2006
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I'm not sure when people will get the hint but YTMND is an ENTERTAINMENT site, not simply a humor site. The original YTMND was ENTERTAINING though not altogether the funniest thing I've ever watched. Some people vote 1, yet they are entertained (even in a bad way) by my YTMNDs. Heaven forbid any of you should actually think on your own instead of following the hive mind of atheism on YTMND.
October 2nd, 2006
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1'd for christian propaganda.
October 2nd, 2006
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omfg nsfw!11
October 2nd, 2006
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christians are lame
October 2nd, 2006
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why do you care if we 1 your site? You already have your cult members forking out cash.
October 2nd, 2006
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Excellent work, sir. If you reached anyone, it's worth the slings and arrows of a billion detractors.
October 2nd, 2006
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i like your positive message here definitely better than from cries of the infidels, but you should take from more sources than just s.b. shaw. this is a brave thing you're doing, expressing your opinion and not jumping all over fads like others. God be with you and all people (btw I'm Catholic)
October 2nd, 2006
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┼ Save 50% on your car insurance by becoming a Christian today! Offer expires on October 31st. ┼
October 2nd, 2006
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Music updated to the slower version originally intended by Silverline. The filesize has gotten considerably larger, so I must apologize to dialup users.
October 2nd, 2006
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"Heaven forbid any of you should actually think on your own instead of following the hive mind of atheism on YTMND." That's pretty much the most ironic statement I've ever heard in my entire life. The follower of a vastly popular religion that all follow the instructions of the same exact book, trying to, for all intents and purposes, brainwash me into joining. And then he says I'm the one who's part of the "hive mind".
October 2nd, 2006
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please do us all a favor and die in a fire
October 2nd, 2006
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Jewish kids: Converting is now made easier through our Do-It-Yourself Baptism Kits! Finally, you don't have to be ashamed of being the only kid in your neighborhood who celebrates Hannukah instead of Christmas. Matzah is a drag anyway. Ask your parents permission before using bathtub for the religious ritual. Some assembly required, holy water not included.
October 2nd, 2006
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effort, friend.
October 2nd, 2006
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Catholics tried to base scientific knowledge off of the spiritual knowledge expressed in the bible. Now some athiest “Scientists” are trying to do the same. That is irony. God doesn’t care about our scientific knowledge.
October 2nd, 2006
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Perfect.
October 2nd, 2006
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Lotus107, your mother came to see me. Seems your brain was still stuck in her uterus.
October 2nd, 2006
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As soon as i saw it was a bible beatathon, i decided to 1 it without even watching the whole thing. Boy, life sure is unfair, isn't it?
October 2nd, 2006
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Dude I want to get blown from smoke. Also atheists read faster than your slow *ss framerate. Also just because he was brave doesn't mean he was right. Kamikaze pilots were brave. Suicide bombers are brave. They are just as sure as this guy. If this fanatic was born in Afghanistan, he would have been just as strong of a Muslim. Do not even TRY to contend that he would have been a christian.
October 2nd, 2006
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I'm Christian. I can appreciate the courage to do what you do. But I gotta say, both these were completely boring. I wasn't touched. The first was hellfire and damnation and I just don't think that's very reflective of a forgiving Christian, and this one was, well just plain boring.
October 2nd, 2006
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I prefer to date atheist women, but unfortunately they all start believing in god after seeing the size of my schlong. Maybe I should write to Ann Landers about it.
October 2nd, 2006
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You're a pretty brave person to face the slings and arrows of people who'd rather see a cat spouting the same line over and over again, than somethign thought provoking and original. It wins, you deserve your five stars.
October 2nd, 2006
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I hardly see the fairness of any of this. The cries of the infidels was in black background, with scary music, and this in white background with church music. Not only that, but these are only a few cases out of every Christian/Infidel who died. Can these examples be said to follow along every Christian/Infidel's death? It's like taking a select amount of college kids who go to become immensely successful and showing that all college kids will become wealthy (not a perfect example, but it will do).
October 2nd, 2006
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tl;dr
October 2nd, 2006
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Not a fan of christianity and DEFINITELY not a fan of religion in YTMND. GTFO.
October 2nd, 2006
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Also, as an answer to earlier, the only thing 'entertaining' about this is how much sh*t you're wading into by posting pro-religious ytmnds. You have more of a chance of converting tailgaters than YTMNDeers. (taking out of account those who already are pro-religious and agree with you; I cannot speak from their POV)
October 2nd, 2006
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I believe it was Revelations 4:20, in which Jesus said "Picture, Sound, Text. This is the one way, the true way, for I have commanded it. If thou shalt ingnore what I have commanded upon thee, thou will remain in a pit of eternal douchebaggery for all the days to come."
October 2nd, 2006
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Very well done, and very positive and touching.
October 2nd, 2006
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And, lastly, our lesson in physics. For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. If you create a YTMND where the keywords are "Please" "watch" "the" "whole" "thing" "before" "voting", of course no one is going to watch the whole thing and then vote. They're just going to downvote. Physics > Religious YTMND :3
October 2nd, 2006
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gtfo ytmnd
October 2nd, 2006
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the music sounds like LOTR I still don't care.
October 2nd, 2006
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this better have NEDM or i'm one-ing it
October 2nd, 2006
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You don't see me shouting "I BELIEVE YOU HAVE MY STAPLER" or "HORSEDICK" during mass - please stay off of YTMND for all eternity kthxbye
October 2nd, 2006
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ok the first one made me think. but this? cmon man just shut the fcuk up
October 2nd, 2006
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Failure.
October 3rd, 2006
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wow, downvoting is serious business... scroll these votes... never seen anything like it... so here's your 5 just to not go with the flow of the votes.
October 3rd, 2006
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If you wanted to make an entertainment site so damn much you should steer clear of the two deadly topics: Religion and Politics. Using either of these makes a comment section war start against you. Oh, and sites on YTMND that are entertaining are definitely not 7 f*cking minutes long. I won't say you fail, but please try again, and don't use religion. Then again you probably consider all the 1-star comments just further proof of your "burden" as a Christian, but please. Stop beating a dead horse.
October 3rd, 2006
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I don't mind the people who 5-star, your averages for religious YTMNDs are always less than stellar, and the 5 stars help break up the endless amount of 1-star comments who are all trying to scream to you to STOP THE DAMN RELIGION CRAP.
October 3rd, 2006
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"You're a pretty brave person to face the slings and arrows of people who'd rather see a cat spouting the same line over and over again, than somethign thought provoking and original. It wins, you deserve your five stars."
October 3rd, 2006
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original? Please, the same recycled crap throughout centuries, whereas NEDM has existed within a single year. Thought provoking? I'm not going to be provoked by a bunch of quotes from obviously biased people. Slings and arrows? If we're telling this guy to cut the crap out and he keeps doing it, he deserves all the comments he's getting. Oh poor christian, being persecuted on a site where NOBODY WANTED HIS OPINION ANYWAY. We're telling him to GTFO but he won't. Enjoy the arrows.
October 3rd, 2006
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:3333 NEDM ^^ Beat that horse even more dead for me, I'm lovin' it. For as long as you keep posting your religious views, I will continue laughing at you. This fight, this splitting over religion is EXACTLY what YTMND needs, and it provides me with such entertainment to watch the jesus-followers and the RAPTOR-jesus-followers squabble over 2 inches of ground. Certainly you are bringing such anger and hate to ytmnd, making athiests hate christians and christians hate athiests. OH no, I ran out of space!! NOo
October 3rd, 2006
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Again, I disagree with what you are saying but 3 for being well made.
October 3rd, 2006
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At least the other religions are smart enough to keep away from ytmnd. Can you imagine a full-scale war between Buddhism, Hinduism, Muslim..ism, Picardism, NEDMism, Conneryism, NESism, Antidisestablismentarianism, Dictatorism, Nazism, umm.... any others you can think of, and these two already at war? It would tear the foundations of YTMND apart, leaving the system administrators killing every other site to maintain stability at the cost of our freedom. Is this a future you want?
October 3rd, 2006
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I must be high for the erratic (haha erotic) quotations I'm quoting right now, but at least I'm conveying my point. For whatever reason you are making these ytmnd's for, they are not achieving what you want. People do not want your god's love; or at least not all do. They do not want to learn more about god; or at least not all do. If you do, go join a forum dedicated for that. All you're doing here is creating and prolonging a powerful civil war within YTMND, one which can never be won.
October 3rd, 2006
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+2 for awesome visual style and not being as dark as the one before this. -2 for being way too long and having a unreasonable "argument." Obviously materialistic hylozoism is the true faith ;)
October 3rd, 2006
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For whatever reason you think you are writing this, it is doing else. In place of peace, chaos. Please stop these ill-thought ytmnds, for they are doing the exact opposite of what I presume you desire; They are breeding Ire and Rage; Stereotyping, Immoral, Painful, Hating, Disgust, Intolerance, all are spewing forth from this very fountain of love you see as your religion. Religion is for hope, but only for those who desire it.
October 3rd, 2006
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For my sake, for yours, for the Christians and Athiests here, stop making your ytmnds, and stop this circle of hatred and brash remarks. It is only causing pain, and as a Chrisitian that is the very thing you should be looking to emit from everyone's lives.
October 3rd, 2006
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im torn, one side of me says "thank (insert deity here) that theres something that makes me think on here rather then a mind numbing loop of picture and music". however on the other side of me agrees with some of the 1*s up'n'down the list in which religious belief shouldnt be shoved down peoples throats. however people do have the power to not look at the ytmnd, and in viewing it condemn themselves to idiotism. however you posting such a ytmnd tempts them to look at it therefore condemning them to said
October 3rd, 2006
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Lacking funny.
October 3rd, 2006
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usually i look at all ytmnds before 1'ing them, but this was the only, ONLY, exception. dude its not what you think. im so sorry you got brain-poisoned. too bad. spiral out.
October 3rd, 2006
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(P.S. I'll vote 5 if you stop, since you're so worried about how people vote ;3)
October 3rd, 2006
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idiotism. so really i dont know whether you should continue this or not. something in my gut says its good and right, so i say, forget the 1*sand keep doing what you do best, creating controversy, making, technically speaking, quality ytmnds. "Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." (Luke 23:34)
October 3rd, 2006
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YTMND would be the last place I'd ever want to voice my opinion. 1'd because I don't see the need for your campaign of religious propaganda wasted on an apathetic internet community.
October 3rd, 2006
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Shirafor: "(P.S. I'll vote 5 if you stop, since you're so worried about how people vote ;3)" How people vote doesn't really concern me, but it gets discouraging when people are so inconsistent time after time. People need to watch this: http://ytmndvotingfordummies.ytmnd.com/
October 3rd, 2006
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woooooooooooooooooooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
October 3rd, 2006
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thank you very much, but i find enough comfort in the insignificance of the pale blue dot. no need for jesus here. besides, i prefer spreading morality without religion, its much more effective, because then when people are immoral they have nothing to pin it on than themselves.
October 3rd, 2006
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mmmmmmk. So it'll stay a 1 then, I guess... *sigh* Oh well. Too late to dream of a peaceful YTMND, ne?
October 3rd, 2006
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CHRISTIANITY SCARES ME! CHRIST GOING TO MOLEST MY SOUL!
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1'd for "popery". It's "papacy", jeez... I know that and I hate religion!
October 3rd, 2006
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Made the mistake of 3 starring one of these in the past because it showed some skill in presentation, but I fear only 1's will stem bible diarrhea now.
October 3rd, 2006
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congrats on posting the link on voting for dummies. I love how this Ytmnd is devoid of humor, yet you don't want us to vote 1. What part of "lacks humor" don't you understand?
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"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" Gal 4:16
October 3rd, 2006
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October 3rd, 2006
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Get this garbage off YTMND please
October 3rd, 2006
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I 5 this not for religious reasons, but because i think its well put together and entertaining none the less.
October 3rd, 2006
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Hahaha. Upbeat comparison - a little kid getting beaten to death by her father. Lifts my spirits, I tell you.
October 3rd, 2006
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When will you follow your videos and take your last breath sir? Please say soon :< c*cks as well.
October 3rd, 2006
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Die in a fire. Your views retard the progress of the entirety of mankind.
October 3rd, 2006
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Keep your Jesus off my penis and I'll keep my penis off of you.
October 3rd, 2006
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TYFYC
October 3rd, 2006
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THANK YOU FOR YOUR CRAP
October 3rd, 2006
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I got to thinking, though. This sh*t has sprung up a lot after Cyberman's idiocy, so maybe this is some sort of retarded attempt at revenge?
October 3rd, 2006
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Christians are powered BY GAY FUELLLLL
October 3rd, 2006
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"Am I therefore become your fad, because I tell you the NEDM" Max 14:40
October 3rd, 2006
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October 3rd, 2006
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GTFO ytmnd please
October 3rd, 2006
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Whetstone said: "Heaven forbid any of you should actually think on your own instead of following the hive mind of atheism on YTMND." I agree, I normally don't have a problem with atheists but jeeze you guys sure are making a terrible name for yourselves and your level of maturity on ytmnd. I don't see any belivers of God on the atheist sites screaming like children and swearing and downvoting just because they don't agree with the message. This is really quite sad to see this many people react like that.
October 3rd, 2006
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yeah, we are so sorry that we are angry at whetstones propaganda, next time we will just give him a blowjob and a pat on the back
October 3rd, 2006
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Oh great, whetstone is one of those REALLY dumb christians who thinks that he/she is just some great thinker of their time, and is some kind of persecuted martyr because they can disagree with all of modern science, and defend their position with propaganda. Poor whetstone, maybe he should go to one of the thousands or millions of christian websites, or perhaps he should go to a church, there is bound to be one every few miles...anywhere you go, in the usa. So let us have our annoyance free zone here.
October 3rd, 2006
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I'm sorry did I say disagree with modern science, whetstone "IGNORES" it, not simply disagrees with it, and so do most propaganda pushers of Christianity, such as Todd Friel of way of the master. I just hate BS, I have no problem with your being a christian, just dont defend it with little BS anecdotes, emotional arguments, very flawed logic, and pseudo-science.
October 3rd, 2006
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Instead of spouting anti-Catholic rhetoric, insult the broader range of christianity for the crock that it is. Every single religious argument you have presented has been nothing but Protestant propagranda with the sole intention of furthering your sectarian views. F*ck you, your "faith," and your sh*tty YTMNDS.
October 3rd, 2006
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What the f*ck is this sh*t.
October 3rd, 2006
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Christians are insane. That is all.
October 3rd, 2006
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No words would fit in this text box To satisfy the want for you to shut the f*uck up Whetstone.
October 3rd, 2006
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penis
October 3rd, 2006
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Yet again, something that would take a minute or so to read, presented in a way that takes like 17 minutes, and is incredibly pompous to boot. Yes, lots of people believe all sorts of different things, including when they die. SNORE.
October 3rd, 2006
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I didnt think it was possible, but this is more tedious and less meaningful then Cries of the Infidels.
October 3rd, 2006
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Satan My Master I slit my wrists to drain me of my blood Satan My Master Up side down I turn the cross of God Satan My Master Recieve this sacrifice this blood of mine Satan My Master I cut into my rotten flesh your signs Satan My Master Remember me when judgement day is near Satan My Master Take my hand when Armageddon is here
October 3rd, 2006
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TLDR... You realize this is YTMND.com, right?
October 3rd, 2006
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ok
October 3rd, 2006
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SHUT UP.
October 3rd, 2006
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Nobody cares. GTFO my internets.
October 3rd, 2006
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A) This one should have come first. B0Stop making Christians/Jesus look like an *ssh*l*e. Pearls, swine, etc.
October 3rd, 2006
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i'm following the hive mind! zazazazaza zazaza zazazazazazazaza
October 3rd, 2006
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Please. Stop making religious sites. (And I am a christian)
October 3rd, 2006
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lame. very lame.
October 3rd, 2006
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3 stars to keep my vote neutral, please stop making religious sites, I'm Roman Catholic and if anybody can listen to a long-whinded rant about God and salvation it's a Roman Catholic (as many of my priests in the past have been rambling drunks), but seriously, somebody is gonna get tired of this religious sh*t raging on forever on a site that's supposed to be for humour, and possibly pull some Boondock Saints sh*t on your ass......... VERITAS..... AEQUITAS....
October 3rd, 2006
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The music sounds just like the beginning of "In Dreams" which is featured in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy. 2 for religion on a humor site.
October 3rd, 2006
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I've accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior. I understand your need to encourage and share. But I feel a sense of anti-Catholicism, and I worry it ruins your message. Remember, it is God's place to judge not ours. For what it's worth, I'm a non-denominational Christian. I'm not big on organized religion, but do love the teachings of Jesus and understand the importance of Christian fellowship.
October 3rd, 2006
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And regarding the question from someone else if someone who never knew God .. or a peaceful Buddhist Monk goes to hell -- the bible actually says no one goes to heaven until the judgement .. and during the judgement every knee will bow. Some believe that to mean, that everyone will have the opportunity to accept God after seeing God for theirself. It would still be the person's decision. Those who don't accept are left to their own devices, which will innevitably be overtaken by human evils (hell).
October 3rd, 2006
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But all that aside, I must say I prefer the funny sites on ytmnd.com
October 3rd, 2006
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You know, we could all be reading a book right now.
October 3rd, 2006
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Maybe we all need to find God again. I know I get closer everyday.
October 3rd, 2006
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http://jesuschristowned.ytmnd.com/
October 3rd, 2006
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"Your hands are tainted with blood. Truth or no, your sins are eternal. [Ashley looks down and sees Tia, lying on the ground bleeding from the sword wound through her back.] Release the past, look to the future! Join us, Ashley! Come home... [He approaches the shade as it talks to him.] ASHLEY: There is no growth without birth. Without a foothold in the past, we cannot walk towards the future. Get thee gone, Darkness!! "
October 3rd, 2006
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1'd for catholics not knowing jesus...very nice of you
October 3rd, 2006
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gtfo my internet
October 3rd, 2006
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Religion (or atheism, for that matter) shouldnt have to perverse everything available to perverse. Keep religion off of YTMND.
October 3rd, 2006
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Posting to say that your logo is super awesome, whetstone.
October 3rd, 2006
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im not opposed to it it just took so long to finnish that i was bored with it. 3'd
October 3rd, 2006
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It amuses me how much athiests are like muslims, which you fools have shown me more and more on this site in your comments, "THE CHRISTIANS DON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE DO, KILL THEM! ALALALLLALLALLALALALALALALALA", Haha.
October 3rd, 2006
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I found it interesting, and also very well done. =D
October 3rd, 2006
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"It amuses me how much athiests are like muslims, which you fools have shown me more and more on this site in your comments, "THE CHRISTIANS DON'T BELIEVE WHAT WE DO, KILL THEM! ALALALLLALLALLALALALALALALALA", Haha." You're confusing 12 year olds with atheists. 12 year olds run around yelling that in the comments section, most of the genuine atheist comments have been rather reasonable.
October 3rd, 2006
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October 3rd, 2006
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What you f*cktard peice of sh*ts don't realize is that f*ggot face n*gg*r aka Whetstone doesn't ever fight the scientific facts or athiest beliefs, he only sticks random facts out that no one f*cking cares about then these f*g 12 year old christian kids come on and are like "IE M KEWL I KEN UPV0TE RELIGOUS SITEZ SO GAWD WILL FORGAVE MY SOLE N SEN M3 2 HEVEN" I'm tired of these f*cking kids coming on and spreading their f*cked up fairy tales throughout YTMND, take your fairy tales where people give a f*ck.
October 3rd, 2006
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f*uck this noise
October 3rd, 2006
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Just once I'de like to see whetstone combat the athiests... I dare you to make a site countering all athiest beliefs with beliefs of your own and give proof god exists to counter the proof he doesn't, make a point people find logical for f*cking once or get the f*ck off YTMND you piece of sh*t. That, or go back to church and have some more bullsh*t fed to you through a tube. You like how that bullsh*t tastes don't you? So next time you f*ck your sister god will forgive you and it will all be ok. ^_~
October 3rd, 2006
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He's not trying to debate, just inform.
October 3rd, 2006
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"Okay, you seriously need to get at least half a clue about how to debate. Anecdotes are not data. A few stories about some guys who said things when they died are not evidence of a damn thing. If I thought you were worth the effort, it would be a trivial matter to go and find deathbed quotes of non-Christians who said things that were hopeful and cheerful, and quotes from Christian practitioners who said things that were rather distressing and doomsaying under similar circumstances. Get. A. Job."
October 3rd, 2006
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If he's just trying to inform then HE NEEDS TO GO SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THESE FACTS.... HOLY F*CK SOME GUY SAID SOME THING ABOUT SOME F*CKING SH*T F*CK THING NO ONE F*CKING CARES ABOUT, IT'S LIKE TELLING MY NEIGHBOR I SKEETED ALL OVER MY PANTS... HE DOESN'T GIVE A F*CK AND IT'S SOMETHING HE'D RATHER NOT KNOW.
October 3rd, 2006
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oh god another religious ytmnd. unless it is funny, keep this sh*te off YTMND
October 3rd, 2006
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Wow, now with anti-catholic bigotry too.
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